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>At Gamestop.
>Looking for a new game to play in the DS section.
>Little girl is right next to me.
>She spots a Pokemon game she wants.
>She tugs at my jacket and asks if I could get it for her since it was high up.
>I give it to her.
>She says thank you.
>I ask if she likes Pokemon and stuff.
>She says yes.
>I talk to her about Pokemon for a little bit and our favorite Pokemon.
>Very nice little kid.
>Her mom comes in the shop (Where was she?)
>She sees me talking to the girl.
>Comes over all quick and gets her away from me.
>She gives me funny looks and asks what I'm doing.
>I tell her I was just talking about the game and stuff.
>She gives me more funny looks and says to stay away from her kid.
>Makes a little scene in front of everybody there.
>She then leaves with her kid telling her to not talk to random people.
>Everybody is looking at me like I just raped someone.
>Humiliated.
>Leave immediately and go home.
>Feel like a creeper when I was just trying to be friendly to a little kid.

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