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!6mvmNVD6E6 No.1523881 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I want to smell the spaghetti here. No shit like calling the teacher mum.

>Be small
>Dad gives me a piggyback
>"I like piggybacks. It makes my willy feel all nice."
>Close my eyes and start rubbing myself against him

Why? Why?