ITT: your cringworthy stories

>femanon in eighth grade
>impossibly ridiculous, flamboyant aspie, completely oblivious to everything social
>in english class
>open rockstar drink under desk
>I accidentally kick it over, it spills everywhere
>everyone starts laughing
>"hey anon did you piss under your seat?"
>I, thinking I'm funny, say: "but of course!"
>somehow the entire class has stopped, everyone's laughing hysterically, including the teacher
>I don't realise they're laughing at me, I think they're just laughing in the way that they laugh when a popular person says something dumb
>I stand up and announce, grinning wildly: "I shall retrieve some paper towels in order to eradite this most egregious error!"
>the fervour of their laughter increases; a few girls are now laughing so hard they're crying
>I'm in the front of the class, walking over to the door
>one of the girls says: "hey anon, why don't you just lick it up?"
>I remember something I saw a popular girl doing the other day
>I whip around with a manic, shit-eating grin plastered on my face
>strike a pose, thumbs-up the air
>scream: "YEEEEAAAA-UHHHHHH!"
>everyone just dies, collapsing in laughter
>I walk out the door, grinning at how I just cemented my popularity
>things like this happened all the time
>oh god, the cringe

I almost want to cry thinking about this today: how I was so naive, so impossibly flamboyant and awkward; how everyone I thought was my friend was actually just keeping me around for the laughs. This was no fault of my own. I tried as hard as I could to understand people, but I just couldn't comprehend that people could be malevolent, why they would want to hurt others. This is to all those who says girls can't be aspies. It really feels bad, man.