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!deuce.7yZA No.1665125 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>ITT: we pretend we're in grade 1 again, and we're supposed to draw what we want to be when we grow up. Be as imaginative as you want. Don't draw anything which your parents wouldn't be proud of putting up on the fridge. Also, tell the class what it is you drew and give a reason why you think that job would be awesome.

I want to be a fireman because I would be a very good fireman.