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ITT: Stories about crazy bitches.

Whether you dated them or just knew them. Let's hear about the most crazy of crazy people: crazy bitches.

Here's mine:

>be 19 and at university
>dating girl from local boarding school
>she is 17
>hot as fuck redhead with DD's
>sex is amazing, gives great head
>first few weeks are incredible
>then things start to happen
>she starts calling all the time to moan about really inane shit (for instance her mum not buying her expensive clothes on a shopping trip)
>whenever I give anything other than a "awww poor you response" goes into a flying rage and hangs up
>calls me a few minutes later apologising
>sometimes in the apology call she would do it again
>sometimes after sex she would inexplicably break down crying for hours, mostly screaming about why did her dad never love her
>sometimes instead of that she would sit there quiet and wouldn't let me touch her at all and would freak out if I got within 1 metre of her
>whenever she got drunk she would always try to run outside naked
>I eventually broke up with her
>begs me to get back with her for a week
>a bit after that she tried to commit suicide
>the school didn't want to tell her parents and appear like a bad school
>phoned by her friends about this
>have to phone her parents at 4 in the morning to tell them their daughter tried to commit suicide and the school didn't want them to know
>after that she is nice to me, thanks me
>few days later back to WHY DID YOU BREAK UP WITH ME
>block all forms of contact and never speak again

She later stole my friend's boyfriend and then gave him herpes by cheating on him and catching it from someone else.

Your turn guys.