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Let's share the worst things we've seen

>6 years ago, african savana trip with co-workers, other random people
>In a jeep convoy, "let's go off the trail!"
>guide says okay, 2 jeeps go off
>a woman apparently goes missing from the other jeep
>everyone is panicking inside wondering what the fuck

then it were saw

>hear man yelling "HEELP! HEEEEEEEELP!"
>i run over and she's limp being dragged into a river by an alligator (or croc, i don't know shit), and it was overwhelmingly surreal
>other gators start biting her, the main one starts thrashing around to get them away
>she's literally ripped apart in 2 seconds
>nfw