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Anonymous !bb6OCCHf8E!!8QSg4Z8LtwO Wed 14 Mar 2012 08:05:52 No.1745259 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT we post about asshole teachers preferably elementary ones but others are welcome as well.

>be in 2nd grade
>Playing with toy cars on those carpets with all the little roads on them
>Teacher tells me and the other kid playing with me to drive right and how its suppose to be teaching us to drive
>Ok teacher
>after a few minutes she comes back to find cars on the roof on the fire department and others flipped over in ditches
>She sits partway down so she is face to face with me and starts yelling at me about how If I was driving a car I would kill everyone in the car with me.
>I begin crying
>She makes me go into the hallway and cry out there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 20:33:29 No.1771639 Report

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>3rd grade
>talking to this gigantic 4th grader I'm still good friends with to this day, he's an eccentric character; he was already about 5'9" strong and huge when he was 9.
>we're shooting the shit about making bombs
>talk about how we could totally make a molotov cocktail with gasoline and set it off in the vacant lot behind my house
>little cunt hears us tells teacher
>this is just after columbine
>almost suspended for plotting to blow up the school

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Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 20:39:36 No.1771669 Report

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>Me, 8 years old, "Actually it's wrong, some big predator birds do fish"
>Stupid teacher "No they don't"
>"So what about the Fishing Osprey"
>"FISHING OSPREEEEEEY luuuuuul"
>Everyone laugh
>So much anger inside
>Next class
>Throw book on table at "Fishing Osprey" page
>"Do you still laugh now that you just realise you know less things than a 8 yo ?"
>"HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT ! PRINCIPAL OFFICE !"
>3 hours later, mom's here, teacher's here, principal office
>I tell the story and how he mocked me
>Principal mad at me AND at teacher for being a moron "blablabla... You know what's gonna change now ?"
>Me " Not the fact that he's an arrogant idiot for sure"
>Teacher goes mad, insult me and my mom
>Fired

PIC RELATED MOTHERFUCKER, HIT THAT MOTHERFUCKING FISHING BIRD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 20:39:56 No.1771673 Report

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>2nd grade
>doing division and multiplication with large numbers
>teacher just taught us about commas in numbers that day
>doing paper with a lot of problems
>"alright, I'll just do the math and add in the commas when I'm done"
>teacher comes by, sees no commas on my paper
>loses her shit and re-teaches the entire class taking special emphasis asking me questions and looking at me
>continue doing paper same way before, just adding in commas when I'm done with the paper
>teacher comes by again, seriously LOSES HER SHIT, starts going batshit insane
>sits me in a corner to finish paper
>finish paper, put like a bajillion commas all over the paper and all over my writing
>turn the paper in
>she sends me to the principles office

One of the bossest moments of my life. I wish I had the balls to do that kind of shit at 20

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 20:42:34 No.1771695 Report

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>>1771602
if you are french then it's "solidaire" so it's not in AIR but AIRE and you're a cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 20:43:09 No.1771698 Report

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>>1746618
For some reason this really pissed me off more than anything else in this thread.
What a dense bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 20:43:52 No.1771703 Report

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>>1771695
Yeah except that I'm not French, nice theory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 21:05:00 No.1771829 Report

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>>1747577
But..but your hair sounds beautiful...I can't understand that.
What the fuck, thats just...
Good grief.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 21:22:57 No.1771941 Report

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>>1749024
She was in the right. School is for work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 21:38:32 No.1772058 Report

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>french bitch is our Moral Education teacher
>hypocritical Bible totin cunt
>disagree with her occasionally in discussion when she quotes "facts" pulled out of her ass
>she replies, "What I say are facts, what you say are opinions."
>realise she is batshit crazy
>skip every single one of her classes after that
I didn't care too much about attendance or anything because it was a tiny school and all the other teachers loved me so she wouldn't try and turn them against me. I later found out through a friend that in one of her "counselling" sessions she told students that I was a bad influence. I wtfd then laughed my ass off. I was a massive nerd and scored the best marks in the entire school. Also had reputation for being a nice girl who helped people with schoolwork.

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Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 21:39:09 No.1772061 Report

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>>1755156
Jesus Christ, you are such a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 21:54:10 No.1772164 Report

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>Senior year, taking physics.
>Teacher is gone for an entire week, stuck with 3 different subs and book work each day.
>Forget most of the chapter through the weekend, nothing sunk in, didn't really care.
>Come Monday, teacher is back and gives us a quiz to see if we understood anything.
>We pass the quizzes around the room to get graded by other students.
>Average grade was somewhere around 15/35.
>Kid grading my quiz asks teacher "Should I give this answer full credit(3 points): 'blah blah mirrors and reflections blah' "
>Teacher responds: "Nah, give that two points, it's right but sounds like a very copied-from-the-textbook answer."
>Silently rage for the rest of the class

He was fucking gone for a week and he expects me to write it any other way than how the book puts it.

I Once !vzoK9R2NYc

I Once !vzoK9R2NYc Fri 16 Mar 2012 22:35:39 No.1772411 Report

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>>1748578
>>1748578
Oh god this

>sophomore year of college
>taking basic drawing class for art gen ed
>Hands always shake when holding something still (i.e. cameras, pencils, charcoal,)
>can't draw for shit
>haven't had an art class since 6th grade

>teacher is short Asian lady
>always says vague shit like this
>"draw what you see, not what you think you see"
>"look at the object, not your paper"

>do figure drawing
>bring in some skinny 90 lb chick for model
>trying to draw semi decently
>teacher comes over and starts drawing over mine, adding about another 100 lbs to this girl
>does the same thing to my bro to the right

>final project
>have to show to entire class
>spend 3 nights in a row trying to draw
>cant art at all, didnt get any better during class
>have anxiety attack in the parking lot the morning of
>sit in parking lot for about 2 hours'
>drive and get some wendy's

man, fuck art.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 23:16:11 No.1772708 Report

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>Have bad teachers
>tell bro of a guidance councilor that I don't want these teachers again because they're dicks/terrible teachers
>"I'll see what I can do" While winking (meaning, you'll never have to fucking deal with this shit again.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 03:26:44 No.1774792 Report

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I had awesome teachers K-12. Only one I hated was 9th grade math. Old bitch hated everyone, everyone hated her, I remember this one day...

>Doing math shit, circles or Pythagorean Theorem or whatever
>Teacher asks girl, Mariah, to do something
>Mariah tells her she can't/won't
>Teacher asks why not
>"Because you act like a bitch all the time."
>She goes, "Okay, now if you wanna-Wait what did you say?"
>Whole class lulz uncontrollably, girl gets yelled at by counselor

Also that bitch spit in my face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 03:37:18 No.1774856 Report

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Archive?
Archive.
http://chanarchive.org/requests

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 03:40:48 No.1774875 Report

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>Have little black book with my poems in
>Teacher sees
>Reads them
>It is embarassing
>On the verge of tears
>Dream about mass student riot
>Grow up to be hitler in my head

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Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 03:45:20 No.1774897 Report

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>Be in 1st grade
>Parents enrolled me in a Catholic school, so our teacher is an old jowly nun
>"Draw rabbits"
>Ok
>Draw a little brown rabbit because that seemed right
>"RABBITS AREN'T BROWN!"
>But-
>"MAKE IT BLACK"
>She tears up my old picture and slaps down a new sheet of paper
>Draw a black rabbit

Epilogue:
>At home
>Go to fridge to get some milk so I can grow up to be big and strong
>Look at the window as I pour myself a glass and see some rabbits in our backyard
>Mfw they're fucking brown

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 04:21:52 No.1775143 Report

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>>1772411
>Not taking a fun art/film/music history class instead of diddling around an a beginning art class.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 04:23:28 No.1775159 Report

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>threatens us with 0's if we put our name wrong (last name first), forget group number, table number
>yells at all of us for a few people talking talking
>scolds everyone for a few people cheating
>it's a ZOO 2024...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 05:32:37 No.1775829 Report

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>>1747260
That was on a show...Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide... Yeah nice try though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 05:33:22 No.1775840 Report

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>9th grade.
>Dad going through court case.
>Mum moved away without saying anything a while, they were apart for years though, not married.
>Took my younger bro with her
>I was a pretty resilient kid
>One day everything was getting to me
>in Maths
>Maths teacher is alright, we don't see eye to eye on things but we usually get along
>Head on desk he comes over
>"Anon, are you okay?"
>"No."
>Proceed to explain everything
>"Oh my god I'm sorry to hear that.. you take as much time as you need.."
>From then on, biggest bro
>Talked constantly
>Now in regular contact with him
>We go drinking occasionally
>Best mates
>Still call him 'sir' sometimes by accident
>lol heartily
>God I love that guy.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 06:51:26 No.1776552 Report

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>Kidgergarten
>Had to go poo poo during playtime
>Didn't know how to wipe my butt (mommy always did it for me)
>Peek head out the door and ask teacher for help
>"I can't help you, you have to do it yourself"
>Sit there until butthole dries
>Walk around with dried poo poo on my tushy
>Scratching the itch all day

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Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 07:00:32 No.1776649 Report

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>lunch time
>we dont have a lunchroom we just stay in a classroom and all eat
>someone put a plastic sandwich bag in the recycle bin
>teacher says we cant go to recess until someone fesses up
>no one fesses up
>too stubborn to let us go
>she finally lets us go with 10 mins of recess

I have a good story too.
>extra help class with my french teacher
>I fucking suck at french
>announcement comes on saying everyone must go to gym for a presentation
>he sighs and we go
>tells me to sit on chairs alongside wall
>its filled with teachers, all of the students sit on the ground
>a bitchy teacher tells the french teacher I cant be sitting here
>he asks why not
>she says its not fair to other kids
>he shrugs and says "well thats too bad for them"
>I smile and chuckle
>he tells me to shh and pay attention

such a bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 07:24:50 No.1776899 Report

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Everyone in my whole school district and my school career was fucking golden. I had awesome grades all throughout despite being socially inept up until 10th grade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 07:39:17 No.1777053 Report

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>be 5 years old and taking karate
>am a few inches taller than my cousins of the same age
>today is testing day
>if we can punch thourgh one board and kick through another board we get to move from green belt to yellow belt (or some shit)
>my two cousins kick through their boards, their parents cheer and hug them, they get their new belts
>karate instructor says, "anon, since you are bigger than the other kids it would be unfair to make you kick through just one board. You have to kick through two."
>try to explain I have hammertoes and fucked-up feet and I don't think that's fair
>"Anon. Do NOT complain." Stern look.
>puts together two boards with motherfucking knots in the middle of them (didn't know this at the time but boards with knots are MUCH harder to break)
>Punch through the first board, knuckles hurt like hell
>utter failure when it is time to kick the other two boards
>"well that's okay anon. everybody gets three tries."
>By the third try my knuckles are bleeding
>Instructor refuses to remove one of the boards
>still can't do it
>refuses to promote me to the next belt
>see my dad sitting to the side of the room frowning while my cousins dance around in circles with their new belts
>start to cry
>"Anon DO NOT CRY in my dojo, you need to act like a MAN."
>cry harder
>"Anon I am VERY disappointed in you. Go sit in the corner."
>proceed to sit in the corner, bawling with shame, for the next hour or so while everybody else passes with flying colors

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 07:41:39 No.1777074 Report

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>>1777053
Next time you broke the boards didn't you? Lesson learned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 08:01:18 No.1777269 Report

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>11th grade
>Go to some bullshit assembly during 1st period for texting and driving
>The assembly lasted maybe 15 minutes
>We had about 30 minutes of free time in the auditorium
>Administrators didn't plan anything for extra time, because they didn't think there would be any
>Room full of about 400 teenagers left alone for about 10 minutes, so you can imagine what would happen
>People mainly just sit and talk, things get pretty loud
>People start doing the wave
>One administrator walks out and threatens to suspend everyone if we do the wave one more time
>Other teachers look at each other like "wtf...?"
>Go back to class
>My teacher says to our class "that was a giant waste of time, and Mr. Crook (administrator guy) is an idiot"
>Teacher is a complete bro
Mr. Washburn is possibly the best teacher i've ever had.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 08:32:52 No.1777615 Report

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>4th Grade
>Emotional kid
>Shitty parents who never noticed me
>I needed attention from somewhere, where the fuck am I gonna get it if not from my few friends at school?
>Dicking around after lunch
>Entire class is, that is to say
>I get singled out because I kind of started it
>Teacher walks over to me
>See her, shrink down into my chair
>Try to joke
>Feebly say "What's up, doc?"
>Teacher smiles sarcastically and says "Just... Shut up. Seriously, that crap's why the rest of the class doesn't like you"
>I put my head down, already crying
>Teacher laughs at me, "Aww, baby want his bottle? Well, look, kid. Man the fuck up"
>Class gasps
>Guy I barely know jumps up, tells teacher to back off
>exactly 9 years later, he's my best friend, has been since 5th grade, when I thanked him

That teacher was probably what caused me to be the insecure, unpopular, quiet kid that I was throughout the rest of school, and I'm grateful for my friends who got me through the shit that witch put us through.

She got fired at the end of the school year because that was her first year, she was caught smoking on school grounds, and because she cursed at a fucking 10 year old telling him to grow the fuck up and making fun of him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 08:36:09 No.1777648 Report

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>>1748800
Souji... I'd say the replacement was worse, honestly. Huge fucking whore.

Btw, this is Yosuke.

Sat 17 Mar 2012 08:41:50 No.1777691 Report

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>>1777615
You're reason why it sucks to be a teacher, and why that gives us no good teachers.

Fucking teachers are expected to be prison guards and crowd controllers instead of just educators.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 08:42:01 No.1777695 Report

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Reposting from other thread with AWESOME teacher

>be 11
>be gigantic pussy
>be bullied
>one day walking to class, 3 rednecks surround me
>"sup bro?"
>i say nothing
>"what's your name?"
>"anon...."
>they then proceed to shove trash down my back and laugh
>i snap into a fit of autistic rage, tears streaming from my face, i deliver the most awkward and pussified kick into one of them
>it was actually enough to startle him and send him falling backward into a ditch
>they're gonna cry foul and i'm gonna be in so much shit because of zero tolerance policy
>extremely hot 24 year old red head english teacher i had a crush on saw the whole thing
>ushered the rednecks away and told them she'd take care of it, walked me to my next class and told me not to worry and everything will be ok
>come home from school, she called my mom and told her everything, said she wasn't going to say anything and just to forget about it that way my record wouldn't be fucked
>hicks stay the fuck away from me rest of the year til i was pulled out from school

Thank you Mrs. Tarver. You rekindled my hope in humanity that day ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 08:49:09 No.1777768 Report

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>be in kindergarten
>hear stories of the mega bitch of all teachers, the end all, the hitler, the satan who teaches 2nd grade
>she hates kids, hands out unusual punishments
>is a stern old lady, eyes like a hawk, always has a serious demeanor
>this continues throughout the year and 1st grade
>2nd grade oh shit i hope i don't get her
>i don't phew
>fast forward to 5th grade
>she becomes a 5th grade teacher and she teaches my english class
>well shit...
>she isn't too bad, a lot more difficult than most, she caught me sleeping in class a few times but didn't do anything but shake me awake and whisper "pay attention, anon."
>cut to 8th grade, bump into her picking up my little brother from school
>she's beaming, saying how she's proud of how much of a handsome, well mannered young man i turned out to be
>"Anon, believe me when I say this, you're going to be some kind of CEO or doctor someday while the rest of these children who gave you a hard time will amount to nothing but garbagemen."
>manly tears

Now I'm in college and I'm a forever alone shut in. Sometimes I wonder if I failed her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 08:53:42 No.1777804 Report

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>>1749154
Who the fuck spells it "Joesph"?

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Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 09:28:08 No.1778124 Report

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>be 8th grade
>teacher we dubbed mrs egglefat because she looked like a fat egg
>she was my homeroom teacher
>spent about an hour in her class each day
>strange fuck sits next to me and we make fun of all the niggers all of class
>eventually she moves me for being disruptive when it was just the niggers getting mad
>lectures me in the hallway every day
>i eventually call her a bitch and skip the rest of the day
>she moves me to a teacher who hated me more
>oh god i made her life miserable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 09:29:44 No.1778141 Report

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Honestly I'm pretty sure all my elementary school teachers were unfit to teach. The school I went to was a cesspool of angry teachers who openly admitted to hating their jobs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 09:33:40 No.1778181 Report

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>be in 4th grade
>have asshole classmate that makes fart noises everyday while the teacher tries to teach
>teacher snaps while reading The Velveteen Rabbit
>throttles kid in front of whole class for like 5 sec.
>the principal asked us questions and later the teacher got suspended

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 09:49:01 No.1778316 Report

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Do coach stories count?

>Be in Mock Trial in 12th grade
>Coach is batshit insane and a complete cunt
>Have been the only cross-examining attorney on our team for 4 years
>Writing my cross examination for one of the prosecution's key witnesses
>Coach wants to see it
>"No, Anon! This is terrible! You need to do this!"
>Her idea is completely ridiculous, weak, and near impossible to argue
>(Witness had seen the defendant's car following the victim's. I was arguing that it was too dark and she was too far away to see clearly, plus she had only seen the defendant's car once before and couldn't recognize it that well. Coach wanted me to say that the witness was in love with the victim and was lying to fuck the defendant over, which was never implied anywhere in the case booklet.)
>Tell her that her idea sucks, she flips her shit and forces me to do it anyway
>Competition tiem
>Cross-examining the witness, get to her stupid idea
>Attorneys on the other team start throwing out objections, of course
>Judge gives me a WTF face and asks me to explain what I'm getting at
>Tell him exactly what my coach had told me to say
>Judge and prosecution attorneys stare at me, collective internal facepalm
>Get our scores back the next day
>That cross-examination scored 50% lower than all of my other ones
>Coach blames me

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Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 09:51:30 No.1778339 Report

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>5th grade
>Advanced class teacher named mrs armstrong
>was a total bitch and made children cry
>tell my mom, she tells me to record the bitch on my phone
>do it, but my phone makes a loud beeping noise
>teacher "what was that"
>I completley confess everything and start bawling my eyes out because im a beta 10 year old.
>she takes my phone and tells my teacher
>my teacher tells my parents
>have all out war with the school on who did what

Another one

>big bitch named mrs stokes
>i reach for a hot dog one day and she slams my arm on the burning hot metal
>I scream bloody murder
>bigass scar on my arm for a long time
>go to the principal but she doesnt like my family because of the above incident
>teacher treats me like shit, have the ugliest arm for a year
>and thus begins my beta lifestyle
>pic related, what the teacher looked like, both of the niggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 10:01:02 No.1778406 Report

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>>1778339
>phone
>5th grade

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Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 10:11:01 No.1778479 Report

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>be in first grade
>at lunch and teacher is in the middle of roll call
>I open my lunch bag and find a bottle of Ocean Spray Cranberry juice
>Say "EW" because I hated the stuff
>Apparently I said it right after she had called the name of a kid who wasn't there
>This 6'4" bulldyke storms over and asks why I'm pretending to be this kid
>I try to explain I was just saying "ew" because I didn't like my juice
>She cuts me off and starts screaming at me about how I'm making fun of her
>Drags me by the arm out of the room and down to the principal's office
>Tells the principal some bullshit about how I was pretending to be this other kid and questioning her authority and some such nonsense
>I get a week of detention
>she gets fired a year later for punching a kid in the face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 10:17:07 No.1778532 Report

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>9th grade academic science
>first day
>teacher has seating plan already arranged
>sit in the seat of another kid, we have the same name
>teacher points it out ,and calls me out on it in the middle of class
>stand up and walk over to my actual seat
>teacher says before i sit down "I guess we know who the real academic students are in this class"
>class laughs, i can take a joke so no big deal
>she keeps reminding me of my screw up
>end up passing class with a 97%
>walk up to teacher on last day "So, do you know who the real academic students are now?"
>she glances at me, doesnt say a word, only chuckles
>thats right bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 10:25:48 No.1778600 Report

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>>1753997
oh nnnyes the partyboy we had that i love your story
i immagine this scene
little blonde sheltered child cowering in corner ina ball, the look of death's reflection in his eyes
no...
im not going into your cold embrace without a fight
he starts wildly throwing punches with his eyes closed, there are party boys going down left and right, still ungulating their well endowed pelvis', but it is to no avail! the punches barely slow the torrent of thrusts heading tward his smooth taught fair skinned body
the last thing the poor child heard...
"indddtsss indddtsss innnnddddttss"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 10:50:58 No.1778781 Report

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>>1774875
All in all you just a another brick in the wall

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 10:55:24 No.1778820 Report

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>>1748651
That's ridiculous. I would make blatantly sexual remarks towards every female teacher I ever had and I never got in trouble for it. Of course, I had a reputation as a funny guy and I'm fairly attractive, so it worked out for me.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 10:57:16 No.1778836 Report

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>KIndergarten
>Small class of around 14 kids
>For recess, we weren't allowed to go out to the playground
>There are "stations" set up, one with action figures, one with board games, one with puzzles, etc.
>Everyone always gets to the action figure station before I do, and only two people are allowed at one station at a time
>New seating arrangement
>Sitting right next to the action figure station
>IT'S MY TURN NOW
>Recess
>Bolt for action figure station
>Sit down, pull out a bucket and grab this bad ass fucking gorilla out of the action figure bucket
>Teacher says "ANON YOU'RE ALWAYS AT THAT STATION, GIVE THE OTHER KIDS A CHANCE"
>Don't move
>She forces me to move to the board game station
>No one else there
>Playing board games, alone, forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 11:00:43 No.1778859 Report

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>>1778836
Same guy, same teacher, same class.
>Sitting in kindergarten, talking with a friend I had made
>Teacher does some stupid lesson, I don't even remember what it was
>Recess comes
>Teacher grabs me by the wrist and begins to drag me out of the room
>"ANON YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKING, AND IT'S NOT OKAY FOR YOU TO DO THAT"
>I say "Okay..."
>She says "NO, IT"S NOT OKAY, SHUT THE HELL UP
>She starts yelling at me pretty severely
>Sent back in
>Recess is almost over

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 11:18:03 No.1778964 Report

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11th-12th grade
>be avid participant in music program
>school finally gets jazz ensemble as a class
>teacher knows his shit, seems like a bro
>turns into a total asshole halfway through the year
>hates my guts
>constantly accuses me of being high in front of the whole class (i don't even drink)
>makes stupid, insensitive jokes, he's too bro for me to care most days, but sometimes it gets to me
>near the end of 12th year
>getting ready to apply for colleges
>get into the first college of my choice
>keeps saying he'll see me back in town after the first semester, i won't make it, etc
>make a 3.1 my first semester
>still in school
fuck you, mr.hunt!

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Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 12:30:54 No.1779469 Report

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>>1778836
Motherfuckin' Deadman Wonderland
Awesome series, but it, like many others, took a nosedive into complete incomprehensibility
I'm looking at YOU, D. Grayman

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Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 14:13:26 No.1780108 Report

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>School enforces some absolutely retarded policy, no coats allowed in class, you have to put them in your locker
>Did not have alocker for every year of highschool, felt content that I could carry all my shit
>physics teacher constantly busts my balls, she's a HUGE bitch
>"Hurr anon go down and get a locker durr"
>Go down, get locker, 30 minutes later...
>Try to do the lock, wrong combination
>Fuck it, go back to class
>"Hurr you still have coat"
>Try to explain I had a bad combo
>"Nope, go back own"
>Go back down again, get ANOTHER combo (For the same locker may I add)
>Combo is wrong AGAIN
>Go back
>"Hurr put your coat away"
>Fuck it, leave it in the office

FUCK YOU YOU BITCH OF A PHYSICS TEACHER, ALSO LEARN TO FUCKING TEACH, GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU CAN'T JUST GO "HERES WORK, NOW DO", SOME OF US ACTUALLY NEED TO KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING.

School sucks.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 16:12:32 No.1780653 Report

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> be in 8th grade, and female if it matters
>have to write about some topic, whatever we want. think it had something to do with what our class should do to be a BETTER next generation
>dont know what to write, tell teacher a couple times. "write whatever you want! something you care about
>write some shit about animal abuse, and whats done to animals, and we should stop it blah blah blah
>all have to read presentations in front of class
>never ever felt remotely comfortable doing that
>my turn, start reading. teacher has own copy to follow along.
> she reads ahead, less than a minute into what i'm reading....
>"OH GOD YOU CANT READ THIS! THIS IS HORRIBLE! SIT BACK DOWN"
> whole class: "............."
>goes back to sit down and cry silently to myself.
>fuck fuck fuck fuck

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