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Anonymous !!xmPqTAX5xAq Thu 22 Mar 2012 04:03:28 No.1834212 View View Reply Original Report

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>tfw your owner gives you human food instead of slimy old dog food

Lets get some dog feels in here, bitches need not apply.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 05:58:58 No.1835311 Report

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>be drug sniffing dog for cops
>it's ok I guess, awesome snacks in exchange for sniffing stuff (can't they do this themselves? How bad are their noses?)
>one time, searching for cocaine in some human's car
>cocaine very poorly hidden, find it immediately
>sniff too quickly, get nose full of cocaine
>suddenly it's 4 days later and there's some mutt bitch on my pillow next to me saying she's gonna have the biggest litter ever
>that feel....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 05:59:23 No.1835317 Report

Quoted By: >>1835336

We cam to a full stop 700 mph in front of her house. I hit the windshield, but walked it off like a boss. So she gets out of the house and walks Precious up to the Bugatti and Precious starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Fast forward 10 minutes later. My 15 inch dick is going inside her CUNT, hitting them walls. I'm leaning against her entire body keeping my balance up with just the hair of my tail as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She licks me in the eye and says "ARRUFF!" Scooby Snax just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two water bowls worth of cum everywhere. Dogs say I cum like a horse. I wouldn't disagre with them.

I throw her a bone so she can amuse herself more, then I do a triple backflip into my owner's Maserati and wait for him to come back outside.

>pic relate, it's me and my bitch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 05:59:45 No.1835318 Report

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>>1835285
forgot picture, that's me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 06:01:43 No.1835336 Report

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>>1835317

>Scooby Snax just kicked in, yo

lost it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 06:04:45 No.1835354 Report

Quoted By: >>1835739 >>1835767

Oh shit I get what you all are doing you are posting as though you were dogs?

that is really funny lol :D

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 06:09:44 No.1835401 Report

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>tfw living in a shelter
>tfw potential masters judge everything about you for about 30 seconds before moving on
>tfw I'll be euthanized next week

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 06:44:27 No.1835739 Report

Quoted By: >>1835767

>>1835354

thatsthejoke.jpg

woofblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 06:47:25 No.1835767 Report

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>>1835354
>>1835739
You mean I'm the only real dog here?
>tfw all alone

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 06:58:53 No.1835903 Report

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bump for more dog feels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 07:09:42 No.1836016 Report

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>tfw some motherfucker pissed in my territory
>tfw your owner won't let you sniff stuff when taking a walk
>tfw you only see in black and white
>tfw your owner is fapping in front of you
>tfw your owner's ass smells like that one nigga for some reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 07:23:42 No.1836159 Report

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>tfw master kicks snow at you
It's fun, but still kind of annoying

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 07:25:55 No.1836193 Report

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> tfw when you know who let the dogs out

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 07:35:44 No.1836301 Report

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>tfw master has to get up at the ass-crack of dawn to go to work and I get to snuggle in bed with his wife.
>tfw you hear masters car coming in the driveway and you CANNOT CONTAIN YOURSELF!
>tfw bbq outside and someone drops a whole hot dog!!!
>tfw ladies fucking love me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 07:39:02 No.1836327 Report

Quoted By: >>1836465

>That feel when burst of energy after you poop

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 07:54:48 No.1836461 Report

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>tfw there's kids in the house
>tfw kid gives me kisses
>tfw kid death grips my ear
>tfw really young kid starts playing with my penis
>tfw kid tries to ride me but I just sit down
>tfw kid crosses the line and grabs my tail

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 07:55:39 No.1836465 Report

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>>1836327
My dog does this all the time. Gets me rolling.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 07:57:27 No.1836487 Report

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>tfw i get to dry hump an assortment of stuffed animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 08:08:07 No.1836568 Report

Quoted By: >>1836591

3/4 votes achieved.
THAT MEANS ONE MORE OF YOU NIGGAS GOTTA REQUEST ARCHIVAL FOR THIS GOD-TIER THREAD.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 08:10:22 No.1836586 Report

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>>1834457
Sup bro, you too? I love watching these silly canines bark themselves silly on how much their hyoomans "love" them. All we have to do is lie there and purr and they'll do anything for us!

>that feel when his fingers run over your back fur

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 08:11:03 No.1836591 Report

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>>1836568
I voted, it's archived.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 08:13:08 No.1836617 Report

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>That feel when human children play wrestle with you without fear
>That feel when your pack brother is always blamed for stealing food when you took it

Damn, it feels good to be a Golden Retriever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 08:15:00 No.1836630 Report

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>tfw learned a new trick and master won't give me treats every time anymore

bad feels

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 08:19:06 No.1836658 Report

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>tfw I am family favorite. I make sing-song with televison and they all 'mire and give me treat. big dumb akita is not favorite. He shit in kitchen and get ousted from house. He are faget. I am the alpha now. He is the beta

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 08:34:13 No.1836764 Report

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moar

bloxfreddymercury

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 08:41:02 No.1836820 Report

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>tfw you sit behind your owner's chair it hits you when he stands up
>tfw he's angry with you for sitting so close

I just want to be near you. ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 08:46:15 No.1836862 Report

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>that feel when bipedal pack mate throws a red ball onto the lawn
>that feel when he thinks red contrasts with green and proceeds to insult your intelligence

I don't even...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 08:47:29 No.1836879 Report

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>Be big dog sniffing stuff
>Checking out territory
>Walk by cute house with fence
>Suddenly Chihuahua out of fucking nowhere!
>OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT!
>Got the fuck out of there
>That dog nearly killed me!
>Run to master for comfort and protection

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 08:48:20 No.1836887 Report

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>tfw i itch 24/7
>tfw my skin turns black around my dick and my hair falls out
>tfw im becoming a zombie dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 08:49:24 No.1836898 Report

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>tfw you finally get outside to check p-mail in the park

>tfw when you've been flamed by every dog in the neighborhood and the bunnies too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 08:55:15 No.1836960 Report

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>tfw we're going to hang out in mobile pack HQ!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 09:15:19 No.1837140 Report

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threads like this are why i still come to this board. thank you, robots. thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 09:15:44 No.1837143 Report

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I MUST KNOW WHAT MY FELLOW CANINES ARE FEELING.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 09:35:42 No.1837319 Report

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>tfw humans catch you and force you into the bathtub, hold you down and douse you with water and soap until you lose the will to live
>tfw you're released at long last and remember what it is like to be FREE
>tfw shaking yourself all over your masters in order to punish them for their misdeeds
>tfw running as fast as you can to outrun the cold
>tfw rubbing yourself in your own shit to regain a respectable scent
>tfw chasing things which aren't there from bath-induced delirium
>tfw owners pet you more often for a week

Anyone else know this feel?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 09:35:50 No.1837321 Report

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Yo what up, you wanna be a real dog? You think it got what it takes to fight like a dog? Come with me, you beta faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 09:40:33 No.1837360 Report

Quoted By: >>1839830

>tfw minding your own business when THE DOT
>THE RED DOT IS BACK
>WHERE IS IT GOING
>OH MY GOD I MUST CATCH IT
>WHY CAN'T I BITE IT
>WHY IS IT ON ME
>WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I BITE IT
>WHERE IS IT GOING
>UP THE WALL? OKAY LET'S JUMP AT IT
>WHY CAN'T I KILL IT
>WHAT ARE YOU, DOT, MAN OR BEAST?
>WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS IT GOING
>WHERE DID IT GO
>I... must have killed it!
>WAIT THERE IT IS FUCK YOU DOT

>tfw THE DOOOOOOOOOOT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 09:43:54 No.1837377 Report

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>Small Yellowish thing
>Owner throws it
>Think he needs to back
>Bring it back to him
>He throws it again
>Give it back
>He keeps doing it

>Tfw owner is a dickhead who doesn't appreciate the efforts i put in to help

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 10:29:16 No.1837770 Report

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i fucking love you, arcanine.

dogfeelsblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 16:56:48 No.1839806 Report

Quoted By: >>1839838

>That feel when fucking a bitch and later learn she was still a puppy.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 17:01:08 No.1839822 Report

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>that feel when tummy rub

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 17:02:43 No.1839830 Report

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>>1837360
>that feel when i used to play with my dog like that and it was the most fun we've had in years

Seriana !!ooPPuqnTfWS

Seriana !!ooPPuqnTfWS Thu 22 Mar 2012 17:03:32 No.1839838 Report

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>>1839806
>implying it mattered because she was in heat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 17:06:29 No.1839855 Report

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>tfw owner doesn't take me out and then blames me when I shit on the carpet
> oh dog what done'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 17:08:51 No.1839868 Report

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>>1834657

>color rectangle

Brilliant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 17:24:14 No.1839939 Report

Quoted By: >>1840048

>tfw owner takes me to the big puddle
>tfw really weird ground everywhere, so soft!
>tfw owner points to the big puddle
>tfw running into the puddle like a maddog
>tfw PUDDLE ATTACKS ME
>TFW BITING THE MEAN PUDDLE
>tfw drinking out of the salty puddle after defeating it
>tfw owner's water is inferior to salty hard earned water

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 17:44:31 No.1840048 Report

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>>1839939
>tfw owner's water is inferior to salty hard earned water
this is... amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 17:50:57 No.1840075 Report

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>tfw car ride! Oh my gosh! Yes! Car ride car ride!
> tfw stick head out window. I am super excited!
> tfw come to strange place. oh neato where are we? Who cares! Im with owner!
> tfw go inside new place. hunh? This is not home.
> tfw owner gives leash to strange human I've never met before! I hope shell let me sniff her!
> tfw owner leaves. Oh...owner where are you going?
>tfw I go to strange smelly room...
> tfw you poop cuz' you're nervous
>tfw when wake up an hour later
> tfw something is missing...
>tfw you can't sit quit right...
> tfw your fuzzy nuts are gone and you no longer like car rides

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 17:51:35 No.1840077 Report

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>tfw your owner bashes you in the skull with a shovel, killing you

Fuck dogs.

Max Stirner !!lYsxnBKswTw

Max Stirner !!lYsxnBKswTw Thu 22 Mar 2012 20:26:55 No.1841023 Report

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Thread is archived, guys. I love you all.

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/r9k/40276
>recursive linking up in this bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2012 20:54:41 No.1841214 Report

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This happens to me all the time. Anyone know this feel?

>be greyhound
>lots of other greyhounds around
>get put in small box
>small box opens HOLY SHIT FAST MOVING THING I MUST CATCH IT CATCH IT CATCH IT
>fast-moving thing speeds off, suddenly humans are all around me, petting me
>never got to catch fast-moving thing

What was it? Rabbit? Squirrel? What? I just want to know ;_;

Planck !DAFT/saST.

It's a dog life

Planck !DAFT/saST. Thu 22 Mar 2012 21:06:51 No.1841302 Report

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>tfw he owner comes back but you wait forever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNw75bJyuM

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