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Wizard general:
>countless centuries have gone by since I left my Dark Tower
>the ruinous powers of the eldritch gods command me to depart on a quest to acquire entertainment
>don my chaos warped garments
>as I leave my fortress of doom i invoke the Great Progenitors to transport me safely to the hellish orgy taking place
>the moment I set foot in the Arcane realm my presence is noted
>I see what lesser beings call the fear of God
>notice a comely harlot
>use my unholy magics to translate the warp tongue in a rudimentary language these foolish mortals can understand
>the wench was already marked by a holy seal a paladin had already cast upon her
>my spell backfires and accidentally opens the two pocket dimensions in my robe blessed by Yeenoghu himself
>C'thulhu forces his long, white, tentacles from the dark realms
>unleash unspeakable horrors on everybody at the gathering
>hastily make my retreat by summoning the Great Matriarch
>teleported back to my Dark Cathedral
>Oh, how naive these children are
>countless centuries have gone by since I left my Dark Tower
>the ruinous powers of the eldritch gods command me to depart on a quest to acquire entertainment
>don my chaos warped garments
>as I leave my fortress of doom i invoke the Great Progenitors to transport me safely to the hellish orgy taking place
>the moment I set foot in the Arcane realm my presence is noted
>I see what lesser beings call the fear of God
>notice a comely harlot
>use my unholy magics to translate the warp tongue in a rudimentary language these foolish mortals can understand
>the wench was already marked by a holy seal a paladin had already cast upon her
>my spell backfires and accidentally opens the two pocket dimensions in my robe blessed by Yeenoghu himself
>C'thulhu forces his long, white, tentacles from the dark realms
>unleash unspeakable horrors on everybody at the gathering
>hastily make my retreat by summoning the Great Matriarch
>teleported back to my Dark Cathedral
>Oh, how naive these children are
