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Alright /r9k/ let me tell you a story of massive love, faggotry, and revenge. I am 24 now, but to be understood I must start back in the old days, of High School when I was a measly 17 year old... Picture is related but you will hear that later on>Born and raised in Southern Michigan >Lived in a miniscule town, pretty much 80% Christian die-hards >The high school was 'public' but religion was everywhere >Some teachers actually made you say prayers until about 5 years ago, she got fired Anyway, I was non-religious entirely (Not an atheist really, just unconcerned) and this left me with a rather small amount of friends. But one day in the mid-fall of sophomore year, something amazing happened.>Today we have a new student, kids >Her name is (We'll call her M for this story) >fantastic east asian girl walks in >nobody seems to care >I guess some people were slightly xenophobic then, maybe I was too I don't know >It wasn't until lunch that I thought anything of this >usually sit by myself at the 'special' table (it was reserved for kids with allergies who couldn't eat school lunch, etc.) >but the table was mostly empty. anyway >after grabbing my food, see her awkwardly standing unmoving, obviously bothered as to where to sit since new (Cont. in next post)
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>>2030831 He started like with andrew at 20, he's 24 now, so yeah, there was facebook.
WHY DO I CARE SO FUCKING MUCH ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS.
OP !!MdLGm3ji380
>>2030808 I just stood there shocked for a few seconds
>I said M... is that you? >It took her a second but she realized who I was >She said "oh my god anon, is that really you" >I walk towards her for an embrace but I am suddenly halted by someone else in the room >It was her sister >I didn't even see her sitting on the side >I asked to speak to M privately, and M's sister responded >YOU NO TALK TO MY GIRL YOU WHITE DEVIL YOU. FUCK YOU AMERICAN ASSHO >I went to the bathroom and jerked off to the thought of M, and then went home and cried into my piss bottles Anonymous
>>2030846 Wait. Didn't Orange shoot people?
How is he not in jail?
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>>2030867 >>2030867 that was a fake op
Anonymous
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>>2030867 That was a fake post by a fake OP
Anonymous
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Is that all OP?
Anonymous
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>>2030846 Is this the end of the story? Does anything else significant happen? Please tell me it's over
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How I feel right about now.
Anonymous
>>2030865 Why did you mention it was a German bank if you weren't going to write scene in which M shits all over OP. Why? ;-;
Anonymous
>>2030846 HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW HER LAST NAME???
Jesus, the love of your love and you don't know HER FUCKING LAST NAME?
Damnit. I know this is a troll now. Fuck you.
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>>2030846 Damn you OP.
>Picture is related but you will hear that later on That made it seem like you'd meet her in Asia.
Anonymous
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OP FOR FUCKS SAKE MAKE A NEW THREAD BECAUSE IF THIS ONE 404S I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU.
Anonymous
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>>2030865 Why has no one commented on THIS fake OP yet?
Also why are so few people in this thread able to actually tell which fucking posts are the real OP?
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>that feel when this story has been going on for 3+ hours good lord OP I'm glad I wasn't here at the beginning
OP !!r0xuiW0gdil
>>2030887 JUST IN CASE y'all
thanks for caring about my life so much
it feels so good to spill it out, especially things i haven't even told Orange yet
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OP, why the fuck didn't you just make up a better ending? This >my life is better aww shit isn't interesting.
Anonymous
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>>2030888 S isn't the love of his life, she's the ice cream slut.
Anonymous
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At least he finished
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>>2030846 Fuck you got me there for a second, but at least I would be able to go to sleep.
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tl;dr: AUTISM. AUTISM EVERYWHERE. ICE-CREAMS BOUGHT AND THEN DISCARDED FOR IMAGINARY GIRLFRIENDS. REAL OPPORTUNITIES WITH GIRLS IGNORED FOR SAME IMAGINARY GFS.
OP !!r0xuiW0gdil
>>2030888 She was just a ice cream shop girl, I barely got to know her.
Also, everyone I'm taking a break from writing and am just going to answer questions until this 404's.
remember, new thread is here:
>>2030887 Anonymous
>>2030846 >>2030846 >Looks her family up in a phone book and calls her > later says "I don't know her last name, she probably looks way different. It was years ago." > in same post says "he also tells me, there is always the chance that I could find M again, I know her name and everything." Congrats. You trolled us. And you know what? I ain't even mad.jpg. It was a good story nonetheless.
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>>2030883 >thread full of fake OPs >not checking tripcodes ishiggidydiggidoo
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>>2030914 Did you end up finding M or not? Please at least tell me that much. I have to go to work in a few minutes.
Anonymous
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>>2030914 go fuck yourself.
WRITE.
Anonymous
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>>2030914 fuck no tell the goddamn story
Anonymous
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>>2030914 What the fuck are you, J.K. Rowling? A professor at Oxford?
You have a story to finish, nigger. Go to the other thread.
OP !!r0xuiW0gdil
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>>2030917 You're confusing M with samantha fucktard
Anonymous
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>>2030896 Why did it take so long? Fuck I could have literally narrated my godamn life story on vocaroo by now.
Anonymous
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>>2030914 NO
KEEP WRITING AND POST OVER TIME IN THE NEW THREAD SO THAT WE DON'T WAIT AS LONG
FUCK
Anonymous
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>>2030917 M != S YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
Anonymous
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>>2030917 Can you fucking read? He is talking about S.
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>>2028648 Alright OP.
What does the pic have to do with anything?
And do you ever meet M again?
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>>2030914 Go finish the damn story.
Also how do you now know M's last name? You looked it up in the phone book.
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>>2030917 >Looks M's name up in phone book >Later says he doesn't know S's last name >Also says he might regain contact with M because he knows her name Congrats. You are illiterate. And you know what? I ain't even mad.jpg. You just fail miserably.
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HOLY FUCK WHY CAN'T ANY OF YOU READ?
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Today OP decided to be a faggot
Anonymous
>>2030914 Who is A / Andrew? Is it the real name of Orange?
Also, riddle me this:
>How come you don't know her street address even if you found her in the telephone book? >How come this was 2004 and yet you couldn't contact her via e-mail/IM/cell phone? You can't explain that.
Anonymous
Came here 10 minutes ago. I read the whole story so far. So, let me get this straight. OP has been writing this for 3 hours. And now he is starting a new chapter starting when he is 20? I feel like I am going to be here a lot longer...
Anonymous
>>2030979 I think that's what is going on.
EVERYONE REDIRECT TO NEW THREAD OP IS GOING TO POST THERE
AcidFrippFag (Tyler, the Cооltop-Loving Touristfish42O))) !!aA0GbTMNLDz
AcidFrippFag (Tyler, the Cооltop-Loving Touristfish42O))) !!aA0GbTMNLDz Sun 08 Apr 2012 09:18:41 No. 2031012 Report Quoted By:
/r9k/ confirmed for retards who can't read.
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Day 2: Played through every pokemon game 3 times now. Running low on supplies, not sure if im gunna make it.. take my pokebro slopoke for me will ya /r9k/?
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>>2030982 Some of us have been here since he started :l.
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>>2031004 But I thought he'd answer questions in here until the thread 404s...
Anonymous
>>2030979 OP is a socially awkward aspie, you think he's going to be staying in touch with people through normalfag means? I'm 19 and never texted a single person my age in my life.
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>>2031033 Really bad explanation, still, what about the fucking phonebook
THEN WHO WAS PHONEBOOK
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tl;dr version: something happens to OP when he was a teenager, he never gets over it comes to /r9k/ and shit posts instead It's a re-run ya'll, move along.
OP !!r0xuiW0gdil
>>2031027 not many are asking. go to the new thread,
I am continuing the story there
Niio -Za
>>2031055 What new thread?
Link?
OP !!r0xuiW0gdil
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>>2031262 >>2030887 niggerblocadgkjhslkfjhglajfksdg