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!!r0xuiW0gdil No.2028648 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Alright /r9k/ let me tell you a story of massive love, faggotry, and revenge. I am 24 now, but to be understood I must start back in the old days, of High School when I was a measly 17 year old... Picture is related but you will hear that later on

>Born and raised in Southern Michigan
>Lived in a miniscule town, pretty much 80% Christian die-hards
>The high school was 'public' but religion was everywhere
>Some teachers actually made you say prayers until about 5 years ago, she got fired
Anyway, I was non-religious entirely (Not an atheist really, just unconcerned) and this left me with a rather small amount of friends.
But one day in the mid-fall of sophomore year, something amazing happened.
>Today we have a new student, kids
>Her name is (We'll call her M for this story)
>fantastic east asian girl walks in
>nobody seems to care
>I guess some people were slightly xenophobic then, maybe I was too I don't know
>It wasn't until lunch that I thought anything of this
>usually sit by myself at the 'special' table (it was reserved for kids with allergies who couldn't eat school lunch, etc.)
>but the table was mostly empty. anyway
>after grabbing my food, see her awkwardly standing unmoving, obviously bothered as to where to sit since new

(Cont. in next post)