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Anonymous !s.th/ck1D2 Sun 22 Apr 2012 17:39:25 No.2199093 View ViewReplyOriginalReport

Quoted By: >>2204710

>In love with girl for 2 years
>Friendzoned as fuark
>fail to understand this, and keep trying
>she lives 3 hours away
>visit her often because I can't live without her

Fast forward to this week
>her best friend texts me being all friendly and shit
>I misinterpret this as an invitation to fuck
>drive three hours with the intention of fucking her best friend (I thought it'd be a good way to make my love jealous, thus winning her over)
>I arrive to a big house party.
>spend a solid 20 minutes looking for my fuck partner
>find her
>"oh hey anon, so glad you could make it! You're such a good friend."
>flash her a quick sight of the condom in my wallet
>she looks uncomfortable and quickly walks away pretending not to have noticed
>fuck it, maybe I can still get with my love
>catch her and her friend an hour later both making tongue love with two alpha douche bags.
>drive home crying for the entire 3 hours.

Fuck my life. This is how I spent my Friday. I drove 3 hours with the hopes of getting laid and I come back empty handed. Fucking bitches.