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>at university
>get hungry
>go to the restroom to eat a snickers and drink a soda
>go inside a cabin and lock it
>open the can of soda
>unwrap the snickers
>put the snickers into my mouth partially, ready to eat
>someone enters the restroom
>he enters the cabin next to mine
>can't move for fear the guy might hear me and figure out what I'm doing
>have to sit motionlessly there with a snickers stuck in my mouth and an open can of soda on my lap
>the guy takes a massive dump
>takes him about 5 minutes
>the smell, the smell everywhere
>the snickers has begun to melt, chocolatey goo streaming down my mouth
>a large insect flies into my cabin
>shudder
>the can of soda I had sitting on my lap overturns
>pants wet from the soda, sweater soiled with melted chocolate
>a group of about 3 people enters the toilet
>have to sit there for about 15 more hours (for the rest of the world these were actually minutes though)

I know it's summer now, but how was -your- academic year, /r9k/?