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Alright robots, I will share my milf story with you. First of all, I am not American, but living in New York City, so I have broken English sorry about that.
About 3 month ago, I met this 37 year old milf on okcupid. I am originally 21 and don't work. I lied her told I am 24 and I work in some place. After exchanging numbers, she called me. I have very strong accent so I thought she was gonna find my talking very disturbing and never talk again. I was wrong she told me we could meet someday next week. At the first meeting, we met at a diner in Queens at talked about 2-3 hours and realized we were compatible. At the end of the meeting, I didn't get kiss and we both went our own way. We texted each other and decided to meet in Queens Center Mall for the second time. We walked around and after spending around 3 hours. I told her I want to kiss her. She told me it is not the right place. We went to a Chinese take out restaurant and order something. While we were waiting our order, she came close to me and told me "I think it is right place since there arent so many people" We kissed about 10 minutes. After that she invited me her home which is 2-3 blocks away.