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Alright robots, I will share my milf story with you. First of all, I am not American, but living in New York City, so I have broken English sorry about that. About 3 month ago, I met this 37 year old milf on okcupid. I am originally 21 and don't work. I lied her told I am 24 and I work in some place. After exchanging numbers, she called me. I have very strong accent so I thought she was gonna find my talking very disturbing and never talk again. I was wrong she told me we could meet someday next week. At the first meeting, we met at a diner in Queens at talked about 2-3 hours and realized we were compatible. At the end of the meeting, I didn't get kiss and we both went our own way. We texted each other and decided to meet in Queens Center Mall for the second time. We walked around and after spending around 3 hours. I told her I want to kiss her. She told me it is not the right place. We went to a Chinese take out restaurant and order something. While we were waiting our order, she came close to me and told me "I think it is right place since there arent so many people" We kissed about 10 minutes. After that she invited me her home which is 2-3 blocks away.
Anonymous
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Come on, OP, don't let all of us down. Finish the story already
Derrida !!jFxzBGer0Pa
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You should've said "did you put out to all the men who wined and dined you?" Who did you favors as friends whom you friendzoned? No? I'm just doing to you what you did to them.
Anonymous
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>>3085286 Yes, yes! This is delicious!
Anonymous
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>>3085286 >>3085286 >>3085286 HAHA OP, I LOVE YOU
IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT
NOW FINGER ME
ThePirate
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"You were the one that made me hastily finish my snapple"
archive this shit
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sometimes, grammar doesnt even matter...
Anonymous
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>>3085286 This should be a movie.
This is literally one of the best stories i've ever read on /r9k/.
Anonymous
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I'm screencapping this shit
Anonymous
everybody in the restaurant was looking at us. She said "I thought we were serious". Fucking bitch thought I was really thinking serious with her wrecked past. She made me pay the check and I paid it and got out of the restaurant. We were very close to her place so she invited me her place to talk the situation. When we got in her place, she offered me Died Snapple Peach but this time I didn't want it. We were in living room I sat on the couch and she sat next to me. Told me about how mature I am, how we can merge our future etc etc. I looked at her eye and said "I don't want to live in America. You cannot come to Turkey with me because my parents wouldn't accept you. Also I want to marry with a virgin Turkish girl(even though it is very hard to find these days)" She got shocked because she always thought and treated me like I am a low life subhuman immigrant that looking for green card to stay. I also said my father will buy me car and house when I go back to Turkey. She didn't say anything. I stood up, opened the door, when I was about to leave she said "So you are picking money and your family over me, I would never do such things to you " and I responded "I am pretty sure wouldn't you?" Shut the door as I was hearing her loud crying and left the building. >mfw I was hearing her crying and the sound of crying was getting lower as I was getting out of the building
Anonymous
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>>3085514 "No, I shall not drink thy snapple, female canine!"
Anonymous
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>>3085514 >but this time i didn't want it Oh shit getting serious
Anonymous
>>3085514 was that now the end of the snapple peach advertisement?
Anonymous
>>3085588 oh god I want this to be a real advertising campaign. A sick fuck man hating woman, played by the snapple lady, tries to trap a strapping young immigrant into drinking her snapple out of her old asshole with hilarious consequences and shocking inversions of power dynamics. This could be the next 50 Shades of Grey
Anonymous
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hey guys ... what's going up? Saturday night we are hypnotized of such story? I will go now. Was good to read for a while ... some fun about smelling fingers and snapple ... but now it's done.
Anonymous
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>>3085614 I guess even the metallic taste from her pussy was caused by a can inside ... of course a snapple can.
Anonymous
>I'm pretty sure wouldn't you?
Anonymous
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Like a boss, OP Like a boss.
Anonymous
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>>3085810 OP here, I normally check before submitting. To be honest felt bad after seeing this
Anonymous
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OP, you really should give us a pic of her. Is it wrong that i'm rock hard right now?
Anonymous
I've read a few lines. Op is quite the novelist, does he really have the submission fetishe or is that bogus?
Anonymous
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>>3086039 I'm curious too. I'm actually quite into femdom, and have been looking tirelessly for chicks that are into it as well. It is the hottest thing in the world when a girl takes control :naughty grin:
Anonymous
..wait ...is it over? was that it? THERE MUST BE MORE. OP, WHERE ARE YOU. TELL ME MORE.
Anonymous
>>3086471 OP here, what do you want me to tell ?
Anonymous
>>3086651 OP, if I as a foreigner go to Turkey, is it easy to find a virgin girl there?
Anonymous
>>3086675 No, it is very hard to find. Turkish girls are very mean. I will write another long story about Turkish girl that I experiences but not today and you will rage hard.
Anonymous
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>>3086722 >>3086722 >experienced. Sorry about misspelling
Anonymous
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i fucked this 37 year old goth girl from a goth club once. she still looked dam good too. i was 21 at the time. i am not impressed, OP
Anonymous
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>>3086722 more stories OP, I like your narrative style.
Anonymous
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you got a pic op?
Anonymous
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>>3086722 while i'm not expecting a picture of the teacher (though i really wish i could see what she looked like), i am really fucking excited at the prospect of you telling stories in the future on /r9k/ OP.
you are the best thing to come out of /r9k/ since its resurrection. and you didn't even have to use greentext.
Anonymous
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>>3086722 Please tell, I love you
Anonymous
loved the story OP! keep this thread alive so you can tell us about Turkish girls!
Anonymous
1- This is a porn story, that is not true 2- You are fucking stupid eastern prude. I lick any asshole and pussy because i'm a fucking man and i love perverted things because i have testosterone. You are little bitch 3/10 troll
Anonymous
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>>3091589 More like a desperate queer. Guess if your options are limited you go for whatever you can get right, dog?
woof for me?
Anonymous
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>>3074273 Christian pornography
Anonymous
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More broken English stories op
Anonymous
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>>3091495 I will write in another thread
Kong !!Ah0xsSEjG5Y
>3076203 Fucking lol'd Also this story is p-good.
Anonymous
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>>3094272 suck my p-hole you fucking scum
Anonymous
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Postin' in a glorious thread.
Anonymous
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Be her fuck buddy for a few months, then leave her in the dust. She'll always want you. It's like the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, except it actually works.
Anonymous
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You should have stayed with her until you leave the country for her Diet Peach Snapples.
Anonymous
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I am so glad I accidentally clicked into this thread.
Anonymous
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bumpodipulous bloxblox
Anonymous
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>>3091589 Like anyone cares, OP is a glorious creature of innocence and filth. OP is a snapple downing beast.
Anonymous
I'm now leaving to go buy a Peach Snapple, but not diet, fuck diet. All this assplay and storytelling sure got me thirsty
Anonymous
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>>3096466 >Fuck bitches >Acquire peach Snapple Anonymous
III !!+nEUc6K7F4S