Let's have a Fat People Thread going on. Greentext any and all experiences with Fat People.

>first day of middle school
>it's the 6th grade
>very awkward, everyone is trying to find their classes
>find mine and take a seat
>it's this tiny chair with metal legs, the back is some plastic and it has a plastic board for your books
>see this kid who was pretty fucking big for a 6th grader
>he sits down
>hear the poor chair squeaking in agony
>each leg reaches out further as the whole seat concave's itself on him
>the entire class erupts in laughter
>even the teacher
>chair has to be broken into pieces to get him out of there
>never saw him again after that

A similar thing happened with this blonde girl who was just as big. She sat down and the chair just couldn't handle her weight. It broke and her face turned beet red. As if she realized suddenly how much of a lardass she truly was. I felt pity for her after that.