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So this happened to me yesterday, and I don't know man, I have so many feels.
>hangin out with my best best bro, we're really close >He's super skinny and has longish hair, grows very little facial hair could pass for a girl if he tried >playin the vidja and drinking beers on my couch >6+ beers in and we both are drunk and now awful at King of Fighters >making gay jokes at eachother because we're drunk >"Hey anon (jokingly), what would you do if I was gay?" >(again, jokingly)"I'd tell you to suck my dick. BUSTAH WULFFF!" >knock out his Ash with Terry, end round one. >him: "haha, okay" >round two is about to begin, concentrated on the screen >don't notice him getting on his knees in front of me, thought he dropped his phone or something >He starts pulling down my gym shorts >Think he's still joking (we take jokes pretty far), say "make sure to cup the balls bro" >keep in mind, I have never gay >take a drink of my beer >he giggles >keeps pulling >feel a breeze >oh shit my dick is really out >and now it's in his mouth >he's sucking my dick slowly and playing with my balls >feels so fucking good man >involuntarily get hard >I have lost the ability to speak words >starts deepthroating my dick, gags a couple times >going faster >he takes my dick out of his mouth and starts jerking me off >make eye contact >immediately cum all over his face >dunno what to do or say >see all my cum on his face, and in his eye >without thinking, ask, "are you ok?" >him: "Bustah wulf!" >he smiles at me
I talked to him today, but we haven't mentioned what happened. Fuck.
tl;dr, best friend sucked my dick, what do? Am I gay?