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Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2012 04:03:35 No.3729925 View ViewReplyOriginalReport

Quoted By: >>3754620 >>3755619 >>3767300

ITT Times we were sexually assaulted by females
>be busboy, massive beta with aspergers
>work was slow, no customers
>hanging out in the employee break room
>three female servers come in
>"Hey anon we heard you had a big cock" one said
>I lose my spaghetti "who-o?"
> "aren't you going to show it to me?" she said
> "u-uhhh I'm not sure"
>other two female servers have already gotten behind me
>hold me down from the back
>one female server starts rubbing my cock
> "Ohhh it's getting hard" she says
> "P-p-please stop" as I try to fight it
> she unzips my pants
> "Oh wow I guess she was telling the truth, it's at least nine inches"
> they let me go, and then walk out
worst part is I masturbate to this
I've got other stories too, this one is the best though