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Anonymous Tue 18 Sep 2012 09:22:05 No.3803648 View ViewReplyOriginalReport

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Ever been cheated on, guys?

>Come home from class
>Girlfriend and some dude from her course are fingerbanging on my futon
>Girlfriend sees me and starts spouting the usual bullshit (it isn't what it looks like, etc)
>Stay calm
>Laugh at them
>Ask them of all places why they would choose MY apartment
>Stop laughing and say "I'm not even mad. You guys are really bad at this"
>While they leave I keep chuckling

I don't know why i found it so funny but I did. I still laugh about it to this day. Got any stories you'd like to share?