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Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2012 05:23:07 No.3886377 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT: Crazy High School Stories

>be in 10th grade
>gym tiem
>have kid named Jamal in my class, pretty cool guy
>we have this huge gym that takes up two stories
>our track field is basically hanging off the ceiling of the gym so we are running in circles overlooking the gym
>have track
>oh and did I mention, the only thing guarding us from falling is a fucking 3 foot railing
>running in circles
>Jamal is ahead of me
>someone fucking trips him and he FLIES OVER THE FUCKING EDGE
>HOLY SHIT
>back my ass up and look down the railing as I hear a crash and a scream
>actually hear a bone crack
>Jamal ended up luckily with only a broken leg
>the kid who tripped him never even said sorry and was never caught

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2012 20:40:21 No.3913912 Report

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>>3913905
*(nicknamed "Case A" due to A being the first LETTER of his last name)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2012 20:46:03 No.3913958 Report

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>be in HS
>we get raided by the feds (used to happen all the time where I live)
>student searchan
>locker searchan
>some hispanic kid freaks as the feds get near his locker
>starts getting all sweaty and uneasy
>ohshitniggeriseewherethisisgoing.avi
>he PULLS OUT A FUCKING SHIV AND SHIVS THE GUY NEXT TO HIM
>he's just a student, no cop
>somehow hispanic kid doesn't get in trouble
>no one seemed to give a shit about the guy he stabbed
I really did miss Jamal after that, though, but I guess he ruined it...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2012 21:20:10 No.3914170 Report

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>freshman year
>be swimming class
>blond, short "oh, I'm too hardcore for life" guy named Jakob shares the class with me
>teacher's a lazy fuck so we got to sit in the hot tubs all year
>Jakob sits on the massage thing the whole 40 minute class
>in the showers now
>minding my own business when I hear a loud grumble
>turn around and see Jakob in a sumo-wrestler position behind me
>Jakob's hips start to tremble and his face turns potato
>suddenly a fuckton of shit starts spewing from his ass
>oh god wtf
>everybody flees the scene
>never spoke of it again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2012 21:48:08 No.3914361 Report

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>>3913388
Not exactly. The ax kick is meant to connect at the top or middle of the arc. The stomp is meant to connect at the very bottom.
Sweet vid though.
>spinning hook kick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7EOKMMurdo&feature=related
>same, but in korean
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk_I817faZQ&feature=related
>wheelkick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5z7xc7sC-k

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2012 22:10:14 No.3914495 Report

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>Last exam for year 12 (ausfag)
>going to wet and wild right after
>maths a and b in the main hall so the whole grade is there
>had to be in school uniform for the test before getting changed for wet and wild (shitting private school)
>everyone is seated
>guy walks in wearing speedos, a snorkel and mask, swimming cap and flippers
>everyone loses their shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2012 22:26:58 No.3914624 Report

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>grade 8.
>saturday night like 12 in the morning.
>walking up to highschool with a plastic gladwrap bag
>my feces are in said bag
>i take the bag to one of the mathroom windows
>i turn the plastic bag inside out
>smear my fecal matter all over the windows
>run all the way home

>monday morning
>shit is still there exactly as i left it
>other kids are saying who ever did it was a sick fuck and probably messed up.

>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2012 22:31:32 No.3914657 Report

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>>3893834
One of my favorite pasta dishes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2012 22:35:18 No.3914679 Report

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>>3886706
>tfw I know that high school
>tfw I was in that teachers class

Ah shit man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2012 23:04:40 No.3914882 Report

Quoted By: >>3915001 >>3915084

>some bitch starts a rumour that I have a hitlist
>be slacker emo kid
>get expulsion pending psych evaluation
> pass three seperate psych evaluations flawlessly
>TFW entire school is fucking terrified when I come back
>never deal with bullies again, everyone overly nice to me.
> always crack jokes about terrorism and illusions of saftey from then on, make everyone exceedingly uncomfortable.
> actually had plotted to blow the school with fuel air explosives, using the butane in the science hall as the main charge... didnt go through with it because projecting fear was ridiculously fun, actually made me start enjoying high school.

OP Fri 28 Sep 2012 23:09:15 No.3914899 Report

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>>3912254
omg my sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2012 23:16:15 No.3914957 Report

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>>3913958
Where the fuck did you go to high school? Crenshaw?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2012 23:20:33 No.3915001 Report

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>>3914882
>First use of intimidation power
>Own ammo box and Vietnam era camo
>First class of day, mathmatics.
>Walk in late, unsling ammo box, slam on desk loudly, then ask to go to bathroom
>Entire class stares at metal box, shitting bricks
> I go to the bathroom.
>Come back
>"OH HEY ANON, ITS GOOD TO SEE YOU'RE BACK!"
>Entire room breathes sigh of relief.

Later that day...

>Get hauled into principals office
>Hey anon, whats in the box?
>Open box, school supplies
>Well anon...You can't really have that at school.
>Why?
>Because it scares people anon
>TFW
Principal calls my mom, I have to get a change of clothes and they keep the box.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2012 23:20:33 No.3915002 Report

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bumping with one of my favorites
alsobloxbecausefuckmoot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2012 23:30:36 No.3915084 Report

Quoted By: >>3915239

>>3914882
This happened almost exactly to my friend Jim. Are you Jim?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2012 23:35:25 No.3915125 Report

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>Go to a high school called Nation Ford
>this was the first year it opened, we didn't even have a senior class, I was a freshman
>two weeks into school
>Teachers preparing for some assembly find like 6 black people having an orgy in the auditorium at 7 in the morning
>known thereafter as the "Nation Forgy"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2012 23:37:14 No.3915141 Report

Quoted By: >>3915173

Jamal is a black version of Eugene from Hey Arnold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2012 23:40:30 No.3915173 Report

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>>3915141
I pictured him to be a Gerald kind of guy but he just keeps getting into shit

boyscout !!UnR8geLlD3J

boyscout !!UnR8geLlD3J Fri 28 Sep 2012 23:41:23 No.3915186 Report

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>be in spanish 1
>have a presentation
>knowing that the me gusta presentation will be facken lulz
>present mine, something like
Hola. Me llamo Anon.
Soy de 4chan.
Me gusta bailar y me gusta leer. Me gusta mucho los libros. Tambien me gusta mucho mi casa. No me gustan los hoteles, tampoco el pescado.
>feels good
>teacher says good job
>know I messed up a bit
>whatever better than niggers
>Next comes the most niggery nigger in the class
class 60% niggers btw
.
>Hola. Me gusta dinero and me gusta mucho dat cullo. Me gusta las chicas. That's it.

>Trying not to laugh
>Next nigger does same thing
>some mix in that they like sports
>all the same nigger
Me gusta dinero
me gusta dinero
me gusta dinero

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2012 23:43:03 No.3915203 Report

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>>3915001
Oh.

All I needed to achieve this...

Was my soul-piercing stare.

:|

You want to fuck with me now, faggots?

:|

Didn't think so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2012 23:44:26 No.3915215 Report

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Anybody here from West Babylon High School?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2012 23:46:22 No.3915234 Report

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>>3886709
More from me
>be in junior year
>homecoming dance
>homecoming at my high school is just at time for all the douchebags and betas to fill our small gym with sweat
>seriously the last time we went i slipped and fell on my ass because of sweat
>anyway
>friends and i decide to show up hours early and have a tea party out the back of my car
>the dean was like YOU FUCKERS BETTER NOT BE PLAYING BEER PONG
>local cop who was a bro knew what was up and let us stay
>set up lawn chairs
>wearing tweed blazers, scarves, khakis, ray-bans
>play bebop and cool jazz
>brewing fresh earl grey from the UK
>everyone in our grade comes and takes pictures with us when they arrive
>we stay all night
>people actually come out of the dance to hang with us and drink tea
>cop bro gives us blankets, it was cold man
>pictures of us make it to the newspaper and school yearbook
>mfw we upstaged the homecoming dance with a tailgate tea party in my 2001 Subaru

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2012 23:47:24 No.3915239 Report

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>>3915084
Nope, not Jim
:D

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2012 23:50:23 No.3915263 Report

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>>3915186
lol'd as lolestersdd

bloxxxx

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 00:13:21 No.3915423 Report

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>>3912848
nope. OC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 01:07:55 No.3915845 Report

Quoted By: >>3916278

>>3899394
>>3899499
>>3900813
hm..

don't blox me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 01:45:22 No.3916165 Report

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>>3887289
>>She's punching him in the face and as other people pull them apart she stabs him with a pen

When I was a freshman at highschool there was this one crazy chick who got mad at one of my bros because he said something about her friend.

She beat him with a tennis racket till he was unconcious
>He parents didn't care
>She got detention
>My other best friend got expelled for breaking the teachers son's knee with a baseball bat
>I got suspended for beating up this one guy who is now my best friend

Our favorite game as a school was dodge rock. Man collective home schools are awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 01:56:11 No.3916278 Report

Quoted By: >>3916842

>>3915845
>boring as tits

can someone fucking explain this shit to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 02:52:13 No.3916742 Report

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This one extends out of high school. But its alright. No really good stories, just sort of funny "you had to be there" moments.

>Be in HS
> transferred to new school in grade 10
>quiet, druggy, babby faced, depressive.
>This short skinny kid tries to pick on me in gym class
>random kids in the class had my back though
>little shitter has a grudge for me ever since
>same sort of incidents happened for the rest of the year.
>Kid would try and call out a "failure"
>would get told to shut the fuck up, ect
>Dose this to quite a few kids apparently
>time passes, I graduate
>apparently this kid sort of ended up dropping out in late grade 11 or something
>joins the military BUAHAHAHAHAHA
>gets a "GF" she told me she felt sorry for him. He liked her and she didn't have the heart to turn him down
>I end up hooking up with this girl I went to HS with
>tight ass Filipino
>lovingeveryminuteofit.png
>Move on
>on FB, scan across "people you may know"
>see this girl who had the same name as that chicks middle name but a different last name
>Creep on it
>it turns out being the same girl that I banged
>it says "In a relationship with that fucking short skinny military asshole
>since October of the previous year
>tfw bullied every day untill grade 10 in HS
>this comes up after grad
>tfw had sex AND got supprize revenge

I wish I could share these feels.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 03:03:21 No.3916842 Report

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>>3916278
if gay, then tits no like
k good?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 03:49:40 No.3917269 Report

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>in 7th grade
>i have a token black friend named Herse
>we're watching a movie about brown v. board of education in class
>a southern white protester is holding up a sign that says "JIGABOOS BELONG IN THE ZOO"
>Herse and i look at each other and start cracking up
>jigaboo is now the funniest word ever
>next week in math class Herse shows up late and he exclaims loudly "AWWW, MISTAH CARSRUD, I FORGOT MAH HOMEWORK"
>i stand up and yell "SITDOWN JIGABOOO!"
>for some reason i didn't think my teacher knew what jigaboo meant
>he immediately sends me to the office, and calls the office to make sure they know what i did and that i'm heading over there
>i go to the office, thinking i'm about to get suspended
>office lady says "so i heard you yelled out a racial slur in class"
>"y-yeah i guess so"
>"you're free to leave when the period ends"
>mfw i don't even get in trouble
>mfw the next day Herse and another student tell me they heard our math teacher mutter "i'm proud of that kid" after he sent me out
>mfw, looking back, the faculty at my middle school hated niggers more than anyone

Anonymous

Stupid teacher

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 04:45:42 No.3917855 Report

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>Didn't do any work in business class all year
>Friend sitting beside me did, but was an asshole and wouldn't let me copy.
>I say if I run to the local convenience store and get him some shit and come back if I could get his assignments
>He agrees
>I approach the teacher and say I have explosive diarrhea and if I could go to the washroom
>Almost burst out laughing in the process
>I run to the convenience store the fastest I've ever run in my life
>Get there and back 7 minutes flat
>Return face red and sweat all over my body
>Teacher still thinks I had diarrhea
>Asks if I'm okay
>I say "oh, now I am ;)"
>He gives a confused look at me and I discreetly pass the food to my friend
>No more work for entire year, still wheezing
>Rest of class laughing their ass off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 04:52:52 No.3917925 Report

Quoted By: >>3917984

>>3901326
>>3901350
W-w-w-whyy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 04:56:56 No.3917972 Report

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My older brother told me a story about potentially being raped by a 350 pound retard. Should I bother to write it down?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 04:58:17 No.3917984 Report

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>>3917925
John Green is for pseudo intellectual theater whores

op Sat 29 Sep 2012 05:07:57 No.3918089 Report

Quoted By: >>3918116

>>3886427
Is OP the same OP as the Angelo stories?
>ruining it for r9k

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 05:11:48 No.3918116 Report

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>>3918089

Holy shit, I remember the Angelo thread. I still think some of that shit had to have been made up. I knew a kid kind of like that in high school, but he didn't do anything that was clearly "supernatural".

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Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 05:44:56 No.3918383 Report

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>be 16
>be volunteer at hospital
>doing nothing as usual
>late tray comes
>i get up to deliver
>mfw when there is a 600 pound naked man in the room with a catheter and a bag of piss on his enormous stomach

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 06:21:41 No.3918724 Report

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>>3893991
Was it Eric or Dylan?

Either way, they sounded like bros.

;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 06:36:45 No.3918897 Report

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>>3914170

>swimming class

mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 08:34:37 No.3920188 Report

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Alright, I guess I'll post one but a preface is necessary because I don't know how common this shit was at other high schools. The last Friday of "Spirit Week" was known as Freshman Friday and it was basically where everyone just beat the shit out of the freshmen.

>Freshman Friday
>Be sophomore.
>Eat outside with my friends in the parking lot.
>Hear a loud noise coming from inside the school.
>All of a sudden this tiny ass Asian kid comes running out the door.
>20 seconds pass
>Somewhere between 30 and 40 black kids are running after him and chase him out of the parking lot.

I didn't see what happened after that but it was one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 09:07:51 No.3920542 Report

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>Senior skip day
>not a senior
>95% of school skips school
>With a 2 friends
>Decide to go in the auditorium, on the stage
>Go behind curtains
>See props
>Need to piss really bad, and don't feel like leaving this cool chill place
>Decide that I must relieve myself upon the magnificent props
>Do it
>Never had a stream so beautiful, strong, and long lasting
>Amazing piss
>Pissing all over the props
>Piss on the piano
>Some stools as well
>Feel accomplished
>Friends are laughing
>I'm laughing
>Give the spot the nickname "The Wet Den"
>School day ends
>Never caught
>Feel like bad ass

I wonder if they ever realized the props and stuff were ever pissed on, I mean... That was a lot of piss, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 10:13:15 No.3921091 Report

Quoted By: >>3921105

>>3906107
what city? i live in southern Maine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 10:14:06 No.3921105 Report

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>>3921091
It's 2 am go to bed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 10:18:04 No.3921155 Report

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>be sophomore
>in spanish 1-2, because fuck spanish
>class is 80% bona-fide nigger
>end of class
>chillin by the door
>something like 12 of the niggers run outside before the bell
>they're distracted because its someones birthday and they're slamming him on lockers (not even dudes birthday)
>another nigger closes and locks the door
>"HEY TEACHER, LOOK AT WHAT THEY'RE DOING!"
>they start pounding the door to get attention
>there's a small window on the door, maybe a square foot
>nigger pounds it
>glass cracks, it looks like a fucking spiderweb
>everyone shuts the fuck up
>bell rings
>everyone pokerfaces
>NOPE.jpg
>niggers run away in all directions
>teacher is so fucking short she doesn't even fucking see the window cracked to hell

niggers gonna nig

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 10:34:23 No.3921286 Report

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> Be grade 10
> Friend fucks up a small drug deal and fucks with the wrong people
> Friend and I meet up with his two crazy friends who just came out of juvie that day
> Fight suppose to be set at a alley near school
> Walking through school entrance
> OHH FUCKING SHIT, THERES FUCKING 30 OF THEM
> Guy who my friend made the drug deal with is rushing us with his friends
> We charge at them
> Crazy guy who just got out of jail head butts one guy
> Crazy guy was going to stab the guy but when he headbutts the guy he breaks his nose and his knife goes flying
> Blood is fucking EVERYWHERE
> School constable pepper sprays everyone
> Everyone runs away

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Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 10:46:37 No.3921353 Report

Quoted By: >>3921504

So, speaking of witch,

anyone got any good senior prank ideas?

>Inb4 mattress in pool

we don't have one[/spolier]

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 11:10:55 No.3921504 Report

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>>3921353
heres one i posted on /b/ a little while ago:

>be junior
>have cool idea for a prank on my school
>print out a bunch or legit looking flyers stating that my school was hosting a soup kitchen on a school day
>go out at 3 am, post them where hobos lurk
>2 days later
>flyer says to come at 8:45, when passing period starts
>in band
>packing up trumpet when i see a hobo across the street
>it begins
>soon like 50 other hobos join
>they wander in the school
>teacher sees
>"what the fuck are you doing here!?"
>kids freaking out
>principal gets involved
>cranky hobos say that there was supposed to be a soup kitchen
>principal wtf's and calls police
>about 5 or so minutes later, like 10 homeless patrol SUVs roll up
>hobos slowly taken away
>principal has an assembly
>wants to know who did this
>mfw everything went according to plan

i think some random skatefag was blamed, but it was glorious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 11:12:11 No.3921513 Report

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>be in 10th grade
>in retard class because i hated school and never did anything so it was assumed i was a retard
>suddenly there's an announcment
>principal starts talking about how there was a passing in school due to bullying
>one retard starts laughing really hard
>other retards start to laugh like it was a chain reaction
>one retard starts yelling and pulling his hair
>i think, "fuck it" and just leave the class because its' too loud and the teacher doesn't give a fuck if i'm there or not
>next day in class
>another announcement
>the kid who killed himself yesterday's brother also killed himself
>retard laughing storm happens again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 11:16:17 No.3921531 Report

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masturbated and shit my pants in the same class
>shit pants
>ask to go to bathroom
>halfheartedly brush some of the shit off my clothes
>return to class
>masturbate to completion
>3 or 4 girls saw but i didn't get in trubbz

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2012 11:22:17 No.3921571 Report

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>>3902517
Sounds like you had a shitty teacher

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