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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2012 04:41:21 No.3942266 View View Reply Original Report

ITT: greentext of cute moments

>be last weekend
>cuddling with this guy at night with our legs up on the slide
>he kisses me on the cheek
>he says "oh thank god that's over"
>i chuckle and ask "why?"
> he responds "I've been working up the courage to do that for the past 10 minutes"

dawww

also, could anyone find the color version of this picture? no luck over at /r/. It'd be greatly appreciated

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2012 21:56:04 No.3949006 Report

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ahahahahahahhahah mfw not a single robot could answer OP's simple request.

poor OP ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2012 21:59:52 No.3949028 Report

Quoted By: >>3949134

>>3948916
hahaha, /me cuddles
this can't be real

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2012 22:14:17 No.3949134 Report

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>>3949028
skype replaces it with his name ya dingus, that's what he types but it says "Anon cuddles"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2012 22:22:47 No.3949185 Report

Quoted By: >>3949387

>spooning friend
>i'm noticeably grumpy for some reason
>asks me whats wrong
>"I dunno, a lot I guess"
>"come here"
>she turns around, puts her arm under my neck
>pulls my face into her boobs
>runs her fingers through my hair
>fall asleep like that

GUYS TITS ARE JUST THE MOST COMFORTABLE FUCKING THINGS TO SLEEP IN SERIOUSLY IF YOU CAN ALWAYS SLEEP IN OR ON TITS JUST ALWAYS DO IT TRUST ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2012 22:52:43 No.3949387 Report

Quoted By: >>3949421

>>3949185
why can't I have friends like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2012 22:57:06 No.3949421 Report

Quoted By: >>3949722

>>3949387
those are called whore friends my good man
shits pretty cash

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2012 23:44:11 No.3949722 Report

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>>3949421
all the hot women I know without mutual absolute despise are taken and not whores. My jelly at their bfs can bee seen from space.

;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 00:10:09 No.3949907 Report

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>>3948817
up to the point where he went dominant on you i thought i was reading my ex's story. she was the one that kissed me because i was too terrified :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 00:15:40 No.3949951 Report

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>>3948944

Another suffocating laugh escaped my lungs. I love these small explosions by you guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 01:22:39 No.3950646 Report

Quoted By: >>3951372

>>3942944

I know that feel.

GOD ALMIGHTY, I KNOW THAT FEEL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 01:26:44 No.3950698 Report

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>I step out to the bathroom
>when I come back she's wrapped in my hoodie smelling it
>notices me and comments on how soft it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 02:13:11 No.3951264 Report

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>>3943522
See it's really nice to have those moments. The guy I'm with always tries to turn it into some sort of sex. Jeeeeeez I just want to enjoy a moment without sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 02:22:52 No.3951372 Report

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>>3950646

HUG AND ROLL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 02:41:55 No.3951580 Report

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more cute storeis? I like to sit and pretend ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 02:50:43 No.3951671 Report

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>Be Fifteen
>Camping in Scotland, first time out of country (American
>Have crush on this Scottish girl in our patrol
>Party in the evening with all the campers, Halloween themed
>Go to party with girl, she's dressed as a vampire
>"Anon, do I look scary"
>keep my spaghetti in my pocket and say "I think you're a bit too cute to be scary."
>she blushes and all my american buddies all laugh at me.
>After the party, we're all chilling at the campfire
>Get up to get something from tent, come back and some ass stole my chair.
>"Anon, you can sit with me!"
>Sit with this girl, best feeling in the world
>put my arm around her waist and onto the other arm of the chair
>Slowly, she starts moving her hand to mine
>Get the picture and move my hand to hers and hold hands
>Just sit there holding hands while some chill South African dude sings songs and shit
>At lights out, I walk with her back to our campsite
>Once we're there she says "Goodnight Anon"
>Gather up courage and put my hands around her waist and kiss her right there.
>"Goodnight" While still holding her

Fuck the haters, I'm glad I was a boyscout when I was a kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 02:55:06 No.3951722 Report

Quoted By: >>3953007

>stuck on toilet
>been trying to shit for a half hour
>sweating
>wife comes in
>sits on edge of bathtub and holds my hand
>with other hand she smacks me with her palm on my forehead gently
>"BE HEALED! BEGONE VILE BOWEL DEMON!"
>begin to sing gospel shit like 'down by the riverside' to mark the triumph over my constipation
>fuck an hour or so later

and she doesn't cheat. as far as i know so far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 03:06:19 No.3951834 Report

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>http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

Why hasn't anyone else thought of this yet?

GolfWang !!n3YuQKmzC4J

GolfWang !!n3YuQKmzC4J Tue 02 Oct 2012 03:18:13 No.3951960 Report

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>>3943444
ASK HER OUT
ASK HER OUT
ASK HER OUT
ASK HER OUT

SHE WILL GET BORED OF YOU IF YOU DON'T. FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD ASK HER THE FUCK OUT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 03:30:59 No.3952071 Report

Quoted By: >>3954319

>be 15
>meet Ashley at a campfire
>beautiful blonde hair, wavy and past her shoulders
>perfectly straight white teeth, wide smile
>she and i start talking about the stars, and how sparks nearby are just like them but closer to us
>she mentions that they're warmer because they're closer, too, and cuddles up next to me
>our parents start joking about how they might have to separate us
>our fathers are cousins so our cabins are near each other
>she goes to her cabin with her parents, i got to mine
>promise we'll see each other soon
>i take this as a sign
>sneak over at 2am and crawl into their window
>she wakes up and starts asking why i was there
>i hush her with my hand and push her down onto the bed
>she starts trying to wrestle away and kick
>i plug her nose until she stops struggling, and rip her pants down
>pull out my dick and force it into her pussy
>she starts crying, i tell her it'll be over soon
>i come inside and tell her im sorry
>i loved her so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 04:30:22 No.3952640 Report

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d'aww that's it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 04:31:20 No.3952651 Report

Quoted By:

>>3944286
You're not together anymore. Let it go palbot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 04:36:46 No.3952703 Report

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>get out of ENC 101
>walking out in the hallway with friend
>girl I've had my eyes on is sitting against the wall outside of the classroom next door
>in mid sentence (we were talking about 4chan being 9, funnily enough)
>we lock eyes
>mouth open, about to say something
>realize I've been staring at her for two seconds, she's been staring back
>blush, avert gaze quickly
>hear her giggle
>walk quickly out of the building, friend following close behind me
So beta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 04:41:47 No.3952759 Report

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>gf sucking cock
>cum on her face
>she scrunches up her face

Cute as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 04:44:21 No.3952788 Report

Quoted By: >>3952842

>spend friday night with good friend of multiple years
>lovely night, just seen a film, drank some, played some pool
>we get a train to the city and it begins to piss down
>i want to stay in the park under cover, he insists on going for a walk down one of the streets
>give in reluctantly
>end up walking all around the harbourside until there's no more cover
>still wants to go on
>okay.jpg
>end up making our way through extremely heavy rain in clothing not suited to the weather, grasping eachothers hand
>after maybe twenty minutes, find shade underneath a bridge
>cold, wet, tired
>he's apologizing profusely and holding me as tightly as he could
>pulls away from me a little and stares at my lips
>"nevermind..." and makes motion to move away. LOL, NO
>"no, what is it?"
>"can i... kiss you?"
>nods as we both lean in and lips meet

I think we made out for a couple of minutes. It was cute as all hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 04:50:25 No.3952842 Report

Quoted By: >>3952851 >>3952862

>>3952788
fucking faggots, your depraved homosexuality disgusts me and everyone i've ever heard of

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 04:51:20 No.3952851 Report

Quoted By: >>3952862

>>3952842
I thought female..

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 04:52:11 No.3952862 Report

Quoted By:

>>3952842
>>3952851

Yup, female. Sorry. I forgot I maybe should have specified.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 04:58:27 No.3952913 Report

Quoted By:

>>3942266
...Paola? Is that you? Did Carlos do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 05:02:33 No.3952956 Report

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no... that's pretty funny though because that's my cousin's name.

someone please find that picture ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 05:05:25 No.3952980 Report

Quoted By:

>>3942607
Something like this
>be 16
>With gf at my house
>Trampoline outside for years but covered up
>Gf wants to jump on it with me
>Uncover it, hose it down. Good as new
>Jump around like idiot 11 year olds
>Get tired, it's dark
>Sky is really clear coz /arizona no clouds
>Stars
>Hold hands and watch stars for the next hour on the trampoline

Miss her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 05:07:58 No.3953007 Report

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>>3951722
Cutest post in the whole goddamn thread.
I'm impressed. I've never been stuck on the toilet for anywhere near a half-hour

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 05:14:36 No.3953075 Report

Quoted By: >>3953088

>decide to text dumb mushy things to super qtpie boyfriend before he moves to Mexico in a week
>"I'm sorry, but I really think you should give it back now. You've had it for too long."
>"Give what back?"
>"My heart!"
>"Babby, I'm sorry but I can never give it back it's more important to me than anything in the world."
I died. I miss him so much.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 05:15:48 No.3953086 Report

Quoted By: >>3953166

>be 16
>qt funny 8/10 tells my girl-friend she likes me
>woah.jpeg
>decide to go for it since shes awesome.
>"hey you know i like you ri--"
>"yeah anon,and im sorry but im just not ready for a relationship right now"
>tfw she is just not with me
>"where does this leave us anon?"
>"....friends"
>tfw led on.
>tfw my only love interest
>tfw fucked up SOMEWHERE
>someone shed some light please
>things were going so well, we were friends and she knew i liked her, we went to movies and shit. :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 05:15:54 No.3953088 Report

Quoted By: >>3953949

>>3953075
he's gonna fuck a lot of latina sluts
they're hungry for white dick down there

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 05:23:21 No.3953166 Report

Quoted By:

>>3953086
Das not qute

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 05:25:53 No.3953186 Report

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>work almost 12 hours a day doing manual labor
>always exhausted when I get home
>usually my gf wants to go do something and we end up fighting
>few nights ag I get home expecting a huge fight
>instead I get in the door and my gf made a huge dinner with all my favorite foods and says shes not gonna bother me for the rest of the night
>that night I ate like a king and we fucked like rabbits
I guess that's not cute but fuck you I work in a factory, that's as cute as I go

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 05:35:45 No.3953273 Report

Quoted By:

>>3943444
dont ask her out, she sounds bat-shit insane

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 05:39:36 No.3953305 Report

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>in shower with gf
>we start touching and kissing each other
>eventually I start rubbing her clit with my thumb slowly while kissing her
>she makes cute noises so I get another finger down there
>she loses her knees, have to catch her in the small of her back
>her face is all scrunched up and she's still making noises like a guinea pig or something
>suddenly her back arches and she lets out literally the cutest popcorn fart I've ever heard
>never thought of farts as cute
>she never noticed because she was so occupied

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 05:47:52 No.3953385 Report

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>Me and first gf go to all-region middle school band camp thing together
>With her all weekend
>Whole weekend was fucking adorable, learning our little sheet music together and talking
>Be after big finale when we play for our parents, she runs over to me and hugs me
>Wishes me a happy birthday (It was my 12th birthday) and we walk to her moms van
>"Sorry you had to spend your birthday here instead of with your parents"
>"I wouldn't want to be with anyone but you. This has been one of the best days of my life."
>She d'awws and hugs me again
>She falls asleep on my shoulder on the way home
>So fucking cute
>We get to my house, I wake her up to say goodbye
>She runs out of her door and meets me when I walk around the van and kisses me on the cheek
>Cry tears of happiness that night because of how perfect that weekend had been

Another one with this girl

>Be upstairs home alone a few months later
>Upstairs was one big room with a TV, bed, video game stuff ect
>Watching TV together and just hanging out
>Somehow get on the subject of kisses
>Neither of us had ever kissed on the lips
>Ask her if she wants to try
>She sheepishly turns away and says she doesn't know
>Put my hand on her leg and say that I want her to be my first kiss
>She smiles and kisses me cheek
>After like 30 minutes she suddenly blurts out "I want you to be my first kiss too"
>Try to kiss, both turn our heads and bonk noses
>My spaghetti starts to leak out of my pockets
>She says You go right, i'll go left"
>We kiss awkwardly for like 3 seconds
>She smiles really big and runs downstairs
>Says she got nervous

This girl was adorable. She's still chill as fuck, moved to a different state shortly after this. Both in Uni now, still talk once in a while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 05:58:51 No.3953485 Report

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>be 2 weeks ago
>hanging out with friends
>sitting on park benches
>girl i have a crush on leaves her seat to call someone
>i take her spot
>she comes back
>i don't give her spot
>sits on my lap, puts back of head on my shoulders
>i smell her hair, she doesn't notice
>stay like this for 10 seconds
>i push her straight up
>we laugh

mfw when i learn she's leaving for Philippines at end of school year

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 06:04:39 No.3953538 Report

Quoted By:

Femanon.

>Been sleeping in same bed as potential love interest for a whole week
>Cuddling only, no kissing yet
>Wake up one morning at the same time
>He's propped up on his elbow looking down on me
>Sunlight streaming in through window
>Starts gently stroking my face
>Can't help but smile and look into his intense blue eyes
>He caresses me for a few minutes before finally leaning forward
>Holds my face as he kisses me slowly and gently
>Most amazing first kiss ever. Leaves me wanting more.
>We both part, grinning like idiots.

I've never been kissed like that, where the moment was just utter perfection. Sadly we ended up breaking up due to retardation on both our parts. Haven't dated anyone since :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 06:49:19 No.3953949 Report

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>>3953088
Would be afraid if I wasn't his first kiss at 18 because he's not attracted to any other women and if he wasn't a huge moralfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 07:12:08 No.3954134 Report

Quoted By: >>3954146

>>3942266

>That feel when threads like this makes me want to kill myself
>Shake and clench in frustration when jealousy like this occurs
>Lost cause that will die alone and never feel a woman's touch or love
>I hate fucking everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 07:13:34 No.3954146 Report

Quoted By:

>>3954134

Do something about that jealously. Lift.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 07:31:13 No.3954298 Report

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>Be 15
>Girl I knew from grade school called me out of the blue and wanted to come over
>Clean up my room to make it look half decent
>Turn up the heat in my room (You know the whole "it's hot in here deal" so she might take her clothes off)
>See her again for the first time in years
>Damn she's beautiful
>First thing she says: "It's hot in here" and takes off her sweater
>WIN
>We kissed later, it was really akward but awesome at the same time

She also had that cute thing she would do with her nose.
I saw her at a party a few weeks ago, I don't think she recognised me. And I was on Shrooms so it was hard to talk to her.
Damn I miss her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 07:33:20 No.3954319 Report

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>>3952071
why must you ruin the mood anon, why?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 07:41:32 No.3954387 Report

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>meet some girl in one of my classes, first few weeks of college
>long story short, we start hanging out with each other on a weekly basis
>Always something to talk about, we hit it off
>one day before spring break she asks if I want to hang out by this lake near our school
>go further beyond and manage to put my arm around her as we're walking
>she returns my gesture, squeezes me tight
>[HNNNNNG's Internally]
>spend another half an hour skipping rocks, after that we just sit next to each other, heads leaning against one another and we talk about things

It's a damn shame she couldn't deal with a long distance relationship (though I cant blame her) she was a really sweet girl that I probably would've done the cheesiest lovey dovey crap for. We don't talk anymore, shit got complicated after that.

OH WELL, BAD END.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 09:31:36 No.3955435 Report

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I have a couple that I want to share. Concerning the same girl.
>Have this friend, for say 8 months. We're really good friends, she has a boyfriend though.
>Talk her through a tough moment in her life (she sucked some dude's cock and was distressed about cheating on her bf.)
>Better friends because of it.
>There's a festival and I wanna go but not alone. I don't have many friends so I ask her to go with me. (Not as a date but I didn't specify)
>Girl is all dressed up, wearing makeup even (usually goes natural)
>We go have a great time
>Sunset nearing
>Talking about riding rides, she shoots down everything I suggest
>Tell her to pick
>She wants to go on the ferris wheel
>Okay.jpg
>We go and she kisses me at the top.
>I'm so stunned I don't even respond.
>Stumble off the ride, dizzy as fuck from her kissing me. She's dizzy too, says it's from the heights because she's kind of scared of heights
>Sit on a bench holding hands
>She tells me she's wanted to kiss me for a while, but wanted to wait for a good moment to do so.
>I'm just all kinds of surprised and disappointed that I couldn't kiss her back.
>We ride again and kiss again.
>I end up having to walk her home because it starts raining and my ride won't answer the phone.
>Halfway through rain comes down hard.
>Hide under a thing for it to slacken some
>End up making out for like half an hour.
>I'm so overjoyed I just lay on the sidewalk after I dropped her off until some old people see me and get worried.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2012 09:42:24 No.3955537 Report

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2/2
Some time later. Maybe a month
>She has some sort of mouth surgery and misses a bunch of school
>Can't miss anymore or she'll fail.
>Comes to school high as fuck on pain meds
>At lunch I'm chilling around with her usual group of friends.
>Jokingly they were picking on me
>This riles her up and she defends me.
>Which surprises everyone (including me, but everyone else moreso because they don't know about that date)
>Afterward she lays her head in my lap
>She just kind of rambles about her pain and a bunch of random crap. At some points I don't think she was even actually saying anything she was just making noises and moving her mouth.
>Start rubbing her hair
>She still mutters but it seems like she's asleep.
>Everyone just kind of watched the whole thing for a bit then ignored us.
>Lunch ends
>Have to get her up to go to her next class.
>She left early so I didn't get to see her in the class we had together.
>The next day it's like it hadn't even happened.
I was so sad for a while. Then I moved away so it doesn't matter anymore.
These days she's married but sometimes we talk, and I wonder if she still remembers this one. I know she remembers the kissing from before because I teased her about it a few months ago. I have no idea if she remembers this though...

Stan

Stan Tue 02 Oct 2012 20:54:17 No.3958904 Report

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>>3947212
good choice. i only go for the short European mentally unstable girl who cant express her feelings and who will leave me crying on the toilet

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