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ITT: "That Kid"

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>Always breagged about his massive collection of classic vidya consoles no one cared about.
>Always went out of his way to diss literally anything we discussed in a positive light, with very shitty arguments as to why it's bad.
>Could never take a hint and fuck off.
>Still hung around me and my friends even though we ignored him completely and never gave followups to any subject he brought up.
>Had not a single fucking friend in the school, and couldn't take the hint that we hated him for some reason.
>Always stood extra close to you if you were talking to him (or even when he was just standing there awkwardly listening to you talk to someone).
>Had horrible breath.
>Was 5'1" and sounded 13 even in Senior year. Also had the maturity of one.
>Swore he was the edgiest motherfucker in existence.
Jesus robots, I'm so glad I'm done with high school and will probably never see that little cumstain again, whilst still keeping contact with the rest of my high school friends. Any of you had any of those "friends" who followed you around and were just a pain in the ass?