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Whether it be betas, tards, neckbeards, spaghetti, etc. Pick your poison /r9k/>10th grade >be 16 >sitting in AP world, watching a movie about classical greece >sit with best friend >all of a sudden, the guy on screen starts singing a greek song or some shit >best friend starts bellowing the song out as well to be funny >he's rediculously bad at singing >mysides.gif >almost everyone in class, including the teacher, is laughing >except for one kid, Anthony >Anthony, who transferred from the reform school, was NOT laughing >he turns to face my friend and says "I'll gut you like a fucking pig, and shoot your faggot friend" >the room goes silent >my teacher is scared shitless at this point >She says to me "A-anon, please take Anthony down to the office" >Anthony looks at me with the eyes of a rapist >ohshitnigger.jpg >"Uh... Uh, okay Mrs Richardson." >Anthony gets up and walks slowly out the door >I follow him >mfw
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>>4460311 Yeah I didn't really either...
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>Be in highschool. >Meet /b/ro. >We bullshit. >One day I tell him I'm making a DOOM level of the school for shits and giggles. >lolcolumbine >Finish it. >It's a grand map >Used eternity engine to make it seem 3d. >As in, rooms above rooms. >Bring it to him on USB flash drive >Teacher overhears. >Few periods later. >She demands to see flash drive >He has it in pocket. >I not only had the .wad, but the entire engine to be playable off flash drive >She starts Doom >She see's my texture swap >I put one teachers face over one of the demons >that demon everywhere >get suspended for lolcolumbine and taking an unauthorized photo of teacher.
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>>4440836 10/10 my sides, baby jesus
danoob9000 !qyRt6Y4XTw
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>>4446826 >awkward, beta as fuck kid in one class >nasally voice, glasses, rather unattractive face, short/curly hair >I'm surrounded by stoners and a girl >they pull the whole "pretend to be his friend to him but rip on him everywhere else" charade >blushes and stutters when teacher asks him questions >must have been going through the "I-I need to stop b-being beta" phase >always walks up to the girl near us >"H-hey baby, 's going on?" >she talks to him out of sympathy, visibly bored through all his long, drawn-out punchlineless jokes >stoners usually mop the floor with him verbally >one stoner insulted him in some way >"w-why don't you b-back off my grill m-man" >we all look at one another and bust out laughing >he just stands with a 1000-yard stare >feel sort of bad but I can't help but laugh at white people using ghetto talk >same kid, hear him across the classroom >complaining about how he's hungry from not eating breakfast >kid asks him "why didn't you eat breakfast?" >long pause >"hey, q-quit making judgments on me" >kid tells him he was just simply asking a question >beta tells him to stay away from him and don't pick on him ever again >turns away from the kid, is facing my direction >face blood red, looks like he's about to keel over or something Anonymous
>friends and I have our gym period with a group of retards in grade 12 >one is fucking crazy, another is the epidimy of socially awkward aspergers >they always run around the bleachers pretending to shoot each other >crazy one always comes up and trys to make fun of everyone >gets beat up, volley balls thrown at him etc >tries to talk to our group one time >we try to convince him to shove a ping pong paddle up his ass >he does it >in front of everyone
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>>4468993 Im Christian Palestinian (my father immigrated to the US) and he always says the same thing about the king. He says the king rules absolutely and keeps all the radicals in check.
MY family is from Nablus btw
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OK.>Sophomore year >Be on JV baseball team >Awkward-but-confident type Brazilian kid on team with me >I start conversation about school nurse >She is a leather skinned skeleton that bleaches her hair blonde, wears electric blue contacts, and calls everyone sweetie >General consensus is that she is a major creep >Say she looks like a cracked-up barbie >Brazilian gathers the courage to say that she is his mom
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>In year 9 (14 years old) >My friend and I use to have bark fights all the time because there were a ton of large gardens with flax and trees making awesome barriers. >We could through the pieces of bark (pic related) incredibly fucking fast, hard enough to make you bleed. Could through them almost 100m and really really high. >Mate and I were chilling on the top field when I found the perfect bark. Dat size, dem edges, dat weight. It was fucking deadly. >I was in a dontgiveafuck mood so I said to my friend "Watch, I'm gonna chuck this and hard as I can towards the area outside the gym" >The area is about 20m below us and a ton of kids are running around down there. >Throw that mother fucker with all my might >Theperfectflight.mp4 >Flying fast as fuck, it raises about another 20m in the air and then starts rocketing towards the ground. >We watch it in awe and anticipation. >It hit this kid right in the side of the head with the force of 1000 bullets. >His head literally got knocked to the side as if he got hit from a paintball gun and he proceeds to fall over from the blow. >My friend and I lose our sides by this point.
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>>4470910 Forgot the picture. I'm slow sometimes...
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>>4446987 >irrational come to /pol/
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>>4468493 Believe it or not I met your king back in the early 90's. Didn't talk to him long but he seemed like a cool guy.
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>>4452359 Bristol?
connecticutblox
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>>4468993 >>4470288 Fellow Christian, praying for you guys out there. What's up with all the bombings recently?
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>>4452850 if you don't post them, you're not a real man
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>>4468493 Fuck King Abdullah, fuck Star Trek, fuck King Hussein's dead body, fuck Jordan, fuck you
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>>4469083 >>4460311 Same here what the fuck? That's fucking weird. I almost didn't even realize it until I read these posts confirming my lingering belief.
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>>4460992 The fuck were you going to do with a master key anyway?
I'm curious.
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>>4453377 That's, like, legit fucked up.
Probably some psychological issues with that man.
Glad you didn't die
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>>4471085 I'm from CT as well anon
wethersfield reporting in.
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>>4464422 Watch out for cameras, brobot.
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>>4447917 >he told me when he when he was in elementary school he tried to kill himself by hanging himself >he gave up because the only rope he had broke from his weight I've heard that same exact story from other people. It's like the calling card of someone begging for attention
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>>4449054 >dress up as spiderman in kindergarten >all the middle school kids gave me high fives and bro fists >fuckyeah.jpg Anonymous
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>>4468794 >>'FFFFFFFFFFUCK WASHALALA BADOOM- here.' lost it
I also had a guy with tourettes in my class.
He said things like
"CUNTALOPE!"
"MY BALLS!... also I'm black" (he was a scrawny white guy)
"PENIS IN A DEAD FETUS!"
"MY BIG BLACK DICK"
And waaaaaaaaaaaaay more. God, it was beautiful.
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where i went to school, there was this one kid named ben. i have no clue what she did to piss him off, but he ended up stabbing the principal with a pencil and climbing into the vents. i think the fire department had to get him out or something. never saw him after that; i think he got sent to special school
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>be 15 >be white boi in ghetto school >be shower time after physical education >be herewegoagain.jpg >be before I can leave, Jamal, Turone, and some skinny nig called Poojah circle me >be its just us four only I'm not naked >be they pin me down and tear my clothes off >be they take turns to facefuck me >be they figured my wet, soapy asshole >be I left a puddle of semen >be Poojah put it in me >be the experience finished with them all ejaculating rapidly onto my teary face >be we were good friends ever since >be we would play "snowy showers" and then talk about politics or some shit >Poojah was surprisingly intelligent for a black guy
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>Be fairly popular in elementary school, get hit on twice in 6th grade, have not even hit puberty yet so not interested. >Go to dif middle school from the kids I knew, didn't know any one there, make a few friends but never see them in high school. >Meet up with kids from elementary in high school, a few recognize me, every one got so tall... >Get picked on quite a bit, former best friend from elementary just harasses me nonstop >Get in a fight with him on a bus, get suspended for a bit, get back to school and finally fall in to a loner role.
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>>4471546 Thanks man, I'm pretty glad I didn't die too.
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>9th >home from school >check mail on my way in >letters and a package >package addressed to my sister >yeah I'm opening it >birthday card from her friend >"hahaha here is something to make those boring trips back home a bit better" >it's a wireless vibrator meant to sit in your panties >had just started masturbating >this'll help >take the mail back out and put it in the box >hide the package in my room >turn it on and mess with the settings >1 - 4 can't be heard outside your panties >decide to give it a try the next day >sitting in reading class >device in shorts >start it >setting 3 >5min on 3 and it's nice >fidgeting in my desk >can't read >I'll put my book away >put book in backpack >book touches the controller turning it to 10 >almost scream >turnitoff >reach for my pack >device shifts and touches my clit >gasp >throw myself back in desk trying to pull away from it >everyone is staring >jump up out of the desk, run out holding my stomach acting like I'm in pain >get out the door and slam back against it >slide down the door, pull device out >knees week, stomach contracting, body trembling >so that was an orgasm >can't enjoy post orgasm people are trying to see if I'm okay >hop up, device hanging out of my shorts >jog to the bathroom >still vibrating because I don't have the controller to stop it >take the batteries out and pocket it as another girls comes in to check on me >uh, I just had a bad cramp. I'm cool now >far as I know no one ever knew the truth
Nyah !tUGXKxWSpc
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I don't remember most of high school, I skipped class alot and stayed home to play vidya
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>>4468794 I am in tears, thank you anon
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>>4468920 Chocolate willy, I am in tears again, I love this
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>>4453377 Why haven't you got your revenge yet?
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>>4470128 bravo anon, bravo. This story made me chuckle some
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>>4472927 I don't know how to get revenge.
I really don't even want revenge, it was a long time ago and I'm just not as upset about it now.
I guess if I didn't have to do anything though I wouldn't mind if he exploded or something.
But really, last I heard he was in prison of stabbing his cousin. Anonymous
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>>4441568 That happened at my school too.
>Last day of year 11 >People doing stupid shit >Whole box of teabags in the school pool, removing all strings from the school guitars >Start to hear rumours somebody took a shit in a soap dispenser >Not sure if true or not >Lunch >Kid who did it starts bragging in the lunch hall >IN FRONT OF THE DEPUTY HEAD >Suspended from several exams Now an army drop-out, he spends his time smoking weed with his man of a girlfriend.
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>>4448612 >he drinks bleach to try to kill himself but fails >tell him I'm sorry >"what are you sorry for? i was trying to kill you, not me" he thought you were a figment of imagination
>minblown Anonymous
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>>4471755 >dress up as sisko/picard (keep switching between the two) in second grade >nobody knows who i am DS9 had been literally just ended the year before. No one knew? No parents? Really?
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>>4472764 Capped and saved for fapping purposes.
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>10th grade >be a lesbifag >dating a girl from another school >go to Wendy's with a friend from grade school >we come back and sit in the parking lot eating and talking >she is having some boyfriend issues >"oh, gosh. sorry" >she says it's cool >we finish our food and are getting ready to go back inside when the door on my side opens >her boyfriend >dude grabs me by the hoodie and pulls me out >KEEP AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND YOU FUCKING DYKE >he slaps me >his hand is the size of my head >my friend is screaming at him to let me go >he has me pinned against her car >YOU WANNA LEAVE ME FOR THIS CARPET MUNCHER?! >hits me in the stomach >she is physically trying to get him off me >he grabs me with the other hand too >turns and slams me against the truck in the next space >turns again and slams me on the ground >land mostly on my shoulders and neck >they're screaming at each other >I crawl under the truck beside us to hide >he drags her back to the school >I hide, cry, and vomit under the truck >after an hour I crawl out, shut her car doors and walk home >skip school the next week >she apologizes about 45 times >not her your fault butt head
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>>4477765 >dating a girl >she is having some boyfriend issues WHY AM I BEING VICTIMIZED?? :'( !!
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>>4477783 I was dating a girl that wasn't the girl I was having lunch with.
>go to Wendy's with a friend from grade school Come on man, try.
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>>4477822 All right, fine, I admit that I misread that and I apologize. I'll own my mistakes.
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>>4477868 It's all good mango.
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>IT teacher asked me and my friend to set up an linux-based world wide web server for our school >we head to networking room in computer classroom (one with these fancy routers and old computers, cables) >he shows us a server he made from scrapped parts, and we start doing shit >while installing linux, we are searching for some additional HDDs >friend points an old computer across the room >hdd is stuck in a weird place, so I try to pull it out >I pulled out an empty bottle of vodka >we burst in heavy laughter >the teacher is hosting a class next door, so he hears us >he comes in and asks what's up >we show him the vodka bottle >yells >"FUCK, oh fuck, oh fuck throw it away now" >"WHERE DID YOU FIND IT?" >we point it to the computer >he takes the bottle from me, opens the window and throws it away >"you haven't seen anything"
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>>4468794 I laughed out loud at the Countdown bit.
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>>4478127 Idz spac a nie przed monitorem przesiadujesz.
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>>4472265 Not funny, also
>>>/b/ is that way.
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>>4460483 dude's obviously trying to save himself after realizing that his condition isn't widespread enough to warrant decent funding or serious research
