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Pathetic Highschool Stories

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>In Photography class, junior year
>Some girl makes fun of me for never having a girlfriend
>Says i'll never get one and will probably die alone
>Reply with "I know"
>She gives me a smug smile and I die a little bit
>She does this more and more
>One day, sitting in back alone
>People start discussing the teachers desktop background
>"ANON PROBABLY HAS A HALF NAKED ANIME GIRL SET TO HIS WALLPAPER"
>Everyone looks at me and smiles
>Put my hoodie on and almost cry silently
>No one cares
>"He's probably crying"
>Hear someone saying what a fucking faggot
>Just the same words over and over
>That cunt just keeps going off on me and saying how I've never had a girlfriend and how I'm probably gay and all kinds of stuff
>Teacher tells everyone to be quiet
>Start crying silently
>Some guy taps me on the shoulder about 30 minutes later and asks me if i'm ok
>Tell him yeah and continue with my work

Does anyone else have anymore highschool stories/feels?