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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2013 16:06:19 No.5653083 View View Reply Original Report

>Dating a girl
>Cute personality, loyal, shy, and loves me.
>She has terrible spelling. If we talk online or she texts me then almost every word is misspelled.
>Wake up this morning, she's not in bed. See a note taped to the door
>"i b gu 2 stor wi ned mo malk n siseral te fosty frakes 1 wit tigger i b hom sone i luv u"

I feel like I'm dating someone with down syndrome.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 00:31:26 No.5656868 Report

Quoted By:

>>5653175
hf

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 00:34:08 No.5656886 Report

Quoted By: >>5657012

>down syndrome
nope.
Your girlfriend is a genius, no kidding.
English spelling is retarded, all the smartest linguists agree english needs a spelling reform (several have been proposed) towards a more phonetic spelling.
It's hard to impose such a reform on the population, therefore the best way is to transition the way your girlfriend and many other young people are doing.

You're not witnessing stupidity, you're witnessing the language evolving for the better.

It's awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 00:37:37 No.5656903 Report

Quoted By:

>>5653175
>tfw no retarded gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 00:41:01 No.5656931 Report

Quoted By:

>>5653175
Oh my word anon.

This is fucking golden.

Moot, we need some god damn new word filters

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 00:48:08 No.5656993 Report

Quoted By:

>>5653824

>How do you survive and not being able to spell?
>You can't get a job and all.

Oh, the irony.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 00:50:59 No.5657012 Report

Quoted By: >>5657151

>>5656886
if she's the only one doing it she's still the retarded one though, also: [citation needed]

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 00:51:14 No.5657014 Report

Quoted By:

>>5653288
for some reason I could decipher all of that immediately after I read the lexicon from that post

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 01:07:27 No.5657151 Report

Quoted By:

>>5657012
All the kids are duin it. Ever sin how they spell stuff online or in text messages?

>also: [citation needed]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English-language_spelling_reform

there's a lot of matter on the subject

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 01:09:55 No.5657170 Report

Quoted By: >>5657380 >>5657425 >>5657473 >>5657622 >>5658274 >>5658284 >>5658635

Hey if you guys want those word filters jump in here
>>>/q/423729

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 01:30:12 No.5657380 Report

Quoted By:

>>5657170
Bumping because this is a good idea but probably won't happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 01:34:04 No.5657425 Report

Quoted By: >>5657446

>>5657170
Bumping to bag you up man. Fucking hilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 01:35:45 No.5657446 Report

Quoted By:

>>5657425
*back you up

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 01:38:35 No.5657473 Report

Quoted By:

>>5657170
Should've posted that earlier. Now it probably won't happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 01:38:47 No.5657475 Report

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OP, your girlfriend sounds slysdexic as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 01:41:58 No.5657500 Report

Quoted By:

>>5653175
This is so fucking cute, I want your gf.

It sounds like a childized version of Nadsat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 01:42:03 No.5657502 Report

Quoted By:

>>5653175
I've met some actual retards better at not being retarded than your gf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 01:46:17 No.5657555 Report

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Your girlfriend is retarded, just accept it and everything will be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 01:51:52 No.5657622 Report

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>>5657170 here. Looking for more support

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 01:52:58 No.5657640 Report

Quoted By:

>>5653288
You meant to say "Throw me out of the Scoot Scoot" which sounds much better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 02:01:01 No.5657744 Report

Quoted By: >>5657844 >>5659021

Can we archive this?
chanarchive + request archival

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 02:09:49 No.5657844 Report

Quoted By:

>>5657744
All r9k threads are archived on the heinessen anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 02:25:48 No.5658018 Report

Quoted By:

This thread must not die yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 02:44:20 No.5658250 Report

Quoted By: >>5658274

>>5656643

Third. This would epic and glorious development in board history.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 02:44:53 No.5658259 Report

Quoted By:

>>5653175
I'm gonna pounder your gf's monkey with my bungo and shoot my spurgle all over her face after toucho. she feels hooby for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 02:45:54 No.5658274 Report

Quoted By:

>>5658250
Join the /q/ discussion on it then>>5657170

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 02:46:48 No.5658284 Report

Quoted By:

>>5657170
Can we please do this guys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 02:50:07 No.5658334 Report

Quoted By: >>5658432 >>5658546 >>5658556

So, does anyone else pay greeners to put their gumbo in womens monkeys? Also, can I spurgle on their faces? I don't want to seem rude at the time, but I'm a little inexperienced in toucho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 02:58:02 No.5658432 Report

Quoted By:

>>5658334
I do, but I have toucho in my scoot scoot, then knock her out with my pounder, kill her with a twizzler, then take some pinkies to prevent STD's. Those monkeys can be dirty

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 03:05:28 No.5658536 Report

Quoted By:

>>5653175

This ranks up there as one of my favorite posts on /r9k/...really awesome, dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 03:06:08 No.5658546 Report

Quoted By: >>5658614

>>5658334
>confusing gumbo with bungo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 03:06:51 No.5658556 Report

Quoted By:

>>5658334
I don't have toucho unless its with a girl I hooby. Also, I prefer to spurgle when my bongo is in their monkey

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 03:11:06 No.5658614 Report

Quoted By:

>>5658546
Its like he's dumber than that girl...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 03:12:39 No.5658635 Report

Quoted By:

>>5657170
Fucking this. Word filter for
>>5653175
If /r9k/ doesn't make this happen I have no more faith in you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 03:13:50 No.5658655 Report

Quoted By:

>>5653083
She doesn't happen to be a black child, does she?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 03:23:51 No.5658768 Report

Quoted By:

>>5653175
Wait so she uses these in public? Why doesn't she talk normally ever? Does she want to be retarded? Does she legitimately have downs?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 03:29:21 No.5658844 Report

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>i b gu 2 stor wi ned mo malk n siseral te fosty frakes 1 wit tigger i b hom sone i luv u

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 03:32:39 No.5658888 Report

Quoted By: >>5658929

>>5653175
mootsicles, we need wordfilters NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 03:35:24 No.5658929 Report

Quoted By:

>>5658888
go to >>>/q/423729

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 03:41:49 No.5659021 Report

Quoted By: >>5659129

>>5657744
one more vote

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 03:43:03 No.5659037 Report

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archive it. hilarious. gf is a major attention whore tho.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 03:48:53 No.5659109 Report

Quoted By:

>>5655113
>cunny

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 03:50:52 No.5659129 Report

Quoted By: >>5659143

>>5659021
come onnnn guise

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 03:51:57 No.5659143 Report

Quoted By:

>>5659129
Dude there's no need to archive an r9k thread. They are all archived at the heinessen anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 03:53:57 No.5659174 Report

Quoted By:

>>5653175
The real question is...why did she develop the a word in the place of semen as a child? I think this might be the source of all the rest of her vocabulary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 04:03:05 No.5659282 Report

Quoted By:

>>5653175
this is incredibly epic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 04:13:35 No.5659409 Report

Quoted By: >>5659440

>>5653175

Making temporary wordfilters would be fucking genius. Think how much it could improve the mentality of a large amount of posters just by neutralizing the heavy connotations of words like "love", for instance. It could have a performative effect on perception!

Also, it would be immensely hilarious to see all the ">tfw", misogyny and racist be a comical gold-mine for a few weeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 04:15:41 No.5659440 Report

Quoted By:

>>5659409
Agreed anon. Jump in on the /q/ thread and support the idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 04:40:51 No.5659836 Report

Quoted By:

One last bump for this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 04:44:00 No.5659889 Report

Quoted By:

>>5653338

Why stop at wordfilters.

He should rename /o/ to Scoot Scoot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2013 04:54:46 No.5660085 Report

Quoted By:

>>5653083
Holy crap.

Thank you OP. I actually always thought do people, who type like that on the internet, type like it on real life as well.

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