>>5663721>>5663830So... which one do you want to see? Um, it's like... 6:35 so we could see THAT one at 7 or... um... Oh god, no we aren't going to see that one. Barf. I don't care HOW much you like romantic comedies, Esteban, I'm not going in there.
Although, I guess if the movie was really bad we could just pass the time in that dark movie theater some other way...
Heheh, no, now we're going to see it. I've made up my mind. No, no, put that away I'm buying the tickets this time. Tell ya what, you can buy me an overpriced coke up here, okay?
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(These previews suck)
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(We're definitely going to see that one)
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(God, will Will Smith just give up alre-) NO YOU "Shhhh!" (Uppity old ladies...)
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(Yep. This movie sucks. Hey, are you enjoying this? Yeah, I know I'm making it impossible, if I'm not happy, you aren't. It's how relationships work, didn't you know? But I like you, so I want to help us both be happy here. I got a plan? You ready? It's called operation "stop awkwardly holding my hand like it's made of glass and kiss me.")
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(Mn. Not bad, soldier. Wasn't expecting that little pull at the lip at the end there. You're pretty fucking good. Now the stealth factor gets bigger from here on in. I'm gonna need you to start working my neck and earlobe while keeping me from crying out and getting us forcibly removed. I recommend giving me some fingers to suck on, but you're the one in charge.)
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(Oh fu- what are you doing! Hehe, there's a dude like two feet away from us right now and you've got your hand up y shirt! Ooh... shit, yeah, twist just a little harder...)
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(Yeah, now who's in charge, eh? Who's got who's dick in who's hand? Honestly. I'm confused. Tell me. I said "who's" too many times.)
AH!
(Shit! Warn me before you shove your fingers up there, you asshole! O-Ohh... Oh fuck yes... Oh god...)
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(Okay, fuck it, pull it out. I'm gonna deepthroat that cock until you shoot your load in my mouth. Come on, no turning back now!)