>>7483358Sure, here's my face about 20 minutes prior to the operation. Reading the stories in this thread fills me with horror about what my future might hold.
>sometime in 2010>upper ass crack itches and irritates from time to time, think little of it>this goes on until this year, when it gets a lot worse, oozing fluid, going from itchy to painful, etc>January 2013>see the campus doctor, show her the cyst (which, to my surprise, had swelled up and was now a visible lump on my skin)>"Oh my god!" she exclaims (a big deal because she's a mormon)>recommends immediate surgery, an appointment is made>cyst is lanced and drained, the hole that had been hitherto filled with pus and god knows what else is filled with gauze>daily dressing changes>have to go to hospital, have old gauze taken out and new gauze put in>this hurtts like a motherfucker as they're pulling stuff out/pushing stuff into an open wound>can't really shower with the bandages on, for months can only scrub out armpits and wash hair in the sink>grades go straight to hell>in April, released and declared better (did feel better)>withdrew from college that semester>the financial repercussions of such are still biting me in the ass>Late April/early May>new cyst comes in>fuck