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>Be 8
>Write my own rap song for Eminem about owning big houses
>hide it behind draws
>years later, It's gone
Oh god i bet she read it cringy as fuck it was so lame and wiggerish even though that was the most wiggery i ever got
But theres worse
>As a teen experiment masturbation by shoving stuff up my butt
>I decide to use pic related, a forward grip from an airsoft gun
>I shove it buried in tissues in a draw, cos i couldn't get all the poop residue off
>Forget about it
>like a year later
>Been away for a week, come home
>Room completely cleared and tidied
>THERES A SEE THROUGH BOX ON THE BOOKSHELF WITH MY BUTTPLUG IN IT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH