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Oh god I just remembered this, please top this and make me feel better at your expense
>first semester of college, first Philosophy lecture
>lecturer is going over the course content and boring introductory crap
>hear some girls behind me talking about how hot he is
>extremely jealous
>put up my hand and wave it around until he asks me what it is I want, obviously annoyed at me interrupting
>"uh, I think everyone here agrees with me when I say this is boring, can we get to the content already? I mean we are PAYING for this class"
>look around the class to see the laughter I was expecting (nobody laughed)
>his expression changes from mildly annoyed to very pissed off but he stays civil
>"This is the foundation of the course, I'm teaching you important procedures regarding assignments so we can get onto the content without any hiccups. Please let me finish this"
>"for a so-called expert, you can't take criticism very well."
>he just furiously glares at me
>"Check. Mate. I'm leaving now, if you need help teaching the course just give me a call"
>strut out of the class witha smirk, imagining how badass and intelligent I must look to all my classmates
Oh god why
>first semester of college, first Philosophy lecture
>lecturer is going over the course content and boring introductory crap
>hear some girls behind me talking about how hot he is
>extremely jealous
>put up my hand and wave it around until he asks me what it is I want, obviously annoyed at me interrupting
>"uh, I think everyone here agrees with me when I say this is boring, can we get to the content already? I mean we are PAYING for this class"
>look around the class to see the laughter I was expecting (nobody laughed)
>his expression changes from mildly annoyed to very pissed off but he stays civil
>"This is the foundation of the course, I'm teaching you important procedures regarding assignments so we can get onto the content without any hiccups. Please let me finish this"
>"for a so-called expert, you can't take criticism very well."
>he just furiously glares at me
>"Check. Mate. I'm leaving now, if you need help teaching the course just give me a call"
>strut out of the class witha smirk, imagining how badass and intelligent I must look to all my classmates
Oh god why