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Anonymous !X1ziipPzZo Mon 27 Feb 2012 22:42:41 No.1566824 View ViewReplyOriginalReport

Quoted By: >>1566912 >>1566918 >>1567043 >>1567699 >>1567991 >>1580743 >>1580752

The most beta moment of my life just happened.

>When I was 12, I had a crush on this girl for years
>She told me she felt the same
>She became my "girlfriend"
>I never met another woman I loved like her later, we spent ALL our time together
>I moved out to the other side of the country, the separation was heartbreaking
>We sent each other letters but we eventually stopped

Today in the grocery store

>see her
>recognize her immediately, she hasn't changed at all
>She turns around
>She sees me
>She drops the bottle pack she was holding. I can see the surprise in her eyes
>She smiles "Holy shit... Anon?"
>I pretend I don't understand what she's talking about
>"Oh..Sorry, I thought you were someone else"
>Leave as quick as I can
>Cry on my way home

Fuck I feel so pathetic

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