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!!nWmhs22CvlL No.1652482 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
OH SHIT SON!
STOP WHINING FOR A SECOND!
IT'S TIME FOR MAGICAL PILLS THAT TURN INTO SEA CREATURES!!!!!!

pick a color and I'll drop it into the water, then you can all share in the motherfucking AMAZEMENT