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!!YCePg6TwzZ5 No.1838951 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
So robots I've been thinking, what would a nation of 4chan be like?

Consider the following hypothetical scenario:
>ship full of 2,500 of randomly chosen 4chan users from all boards are banished from earth
>crew is half male, half female
>full databases of how-to manuals on modern and future technology, like power plants, farming techniques, car schematics, personal computers etc.
>stocked with a large amount of raw materials and enough food to last everyone for 5 years
>also stocked with prefabricated housing so everyone would be able to have their own house
>lands on a new planet similar to earth
>because of space magic is fully habitable and native plant life is completely edible


Would everybody come together and work as a society?

Would the beta and omega shut ins change their lives and contribute and socialize?

Would the misogyny still be as extreme as it is on /r9k/? or would it get even worse?

What would the government be like? will the /fit/izens dominate the s/adv/irgins?

What would the culture be like? Do the Otaku take over? How about the trekkies? Or even the bronies?

How would crime be handled, what would the laws be like? How much morality would this society have?

Most importantly what would you be like? how would you act in a brand new world? Would you be a leader of your people or would you be perfectly content to remain in your house all day?

Your views /r9k/