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Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 01:54:48 No.2077221 View ViewReplyOriginalReport

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>Have girlfriend
>Mutual love
>Loses her virginity to me
>She's satisfied
>We drive home
>She puts on some sex related song from the Glee soundtrack
>"Ah...ha. Can we, uh, not listen to this please?"
>"Haha, ok, I only meant it as a joke anyways, THIS is the song I actually wanted to play."
>Like a Virgin by Madonna
>MOMENT FUCKING RUINED

This was probably the worst ending to sex I've ever had.