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Hey /r9k/, ever have something really strange happen to you in your high school days that was just really. Really. Confusing? >Walking to class one day >OMW there hear half a dozen girls squeal "Hiiiii Anooooon!" >I stop, turn to to where the benches are >All of "those" girls (2popular4u) are waving, smiling and blowing kisses at me >Pause... "Uh. Hi?" Make a confused face and walk off to math class >AND SO IT BEGINS >Sit down, settle in my chair, lay my head back, close my eyes and wait for class to start >Suddenly I feel my fucking hair being groped and yanked from behind >Jerk my head forward, and turn around >Lo and behold, the same girls are sitting there. I forgot, I have classes with most of them. >They sit there, and this one girl gives me this slyest smile ever, with this evil glint in her eyes >Ruh-ro
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>>2101106 Just a little background story, I was going through that awkward phase in life where you are disproportionate, you feel insecure about yourself, etc etc. I was just some random chubby kid. Wasn't even an outcast, I was just the quiet kid.
>Class begins, math, so I try to ignore the incredibly hot girls plotting literally behind my back >Suddenly a wild note appears! >Da fuq >"Hey Anon, I think your pretty sexy... Why don't you ask me out already? I love long walks on the beach and romantic candle lit dinners...." >I flip it over, there's a lipstick kiss stain on it >I turn around, the girl who wrote it giggling and blowing me kisses >I go complete spaghetti, I have no idea what to do >Write back "Ok, sure, why not. Where do you want to go?" after she hassles me for an answer >She gigglesqueaks (Holy shit was she a great actor) and almost flips shit, write back that I made her the happiest girl ever >Asks for my number >The last time I gave someone my number I got calls in midnight calling me a faggot, and my mother a whore >Me being a wary virgin, I just write down the local McDonalds number and tell her it's my house phone >Give it back. Girl taps back angrily and tells me she knows it's McDonalds >I lol'd heartily because she had a pretty banging figure, how did she memorize the number to Mcadees? >She says with an almost evil undertone "Don't think you can get off that easy..." >Ruh-ro. no_u !!nWmhs22CvlL
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i am reading, just so you know
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>Me being a wary virgin, I just write down the local McDonalds number and tell her it's my house phone
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>>2101229 >And so begins the most confusing week of my high school career >Throughout classes I've been hit on, felt up, groped, massaged, and a whole lot of things that I'm surprised the teachers let slide >I figured, yeah, they're fucking with me. Oh well, let me have my fun with this, mitebcool. >Oh shit, you have no idea >I have teams of girls who jump out of nowhere and call me a sexy beast in the middle of the hall >I have random girls coming up to me, not even of the original half-dozen, who just come up and slyly ask me if I have a gf, that I'm looking extremely hot today, etc etc. >Seriously what the fuck is going on, is there a God and is this his idea of a test? >English class with my bro-tier teacher >I tell her about my situation >She laughs, agrees that they're fucking with me, but also says she's going to let me have it >... "What do you mean by that?" >She lols, "Oh nothiiiiiing" >My fucking ass it's nothing >I get to my seat, and wait for class to begin >The Gruesome 6some walk in and have their seats in a semi-circle directly behind me >And so begins class Anonymous
>>2101293 Quoted the wrong one wow this is what made me lol:
>The last time I gave someone my number I got calls in midnight calling me a faggot, and my mother a whore Anonymous
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>>2101309 >And so begins class hahaha
Go on, OP!
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keep posting OP
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McDonald's doesn't do delivery/phone orders. Why would anyone-- much less two people-- know the number to the local McDonald's. Do they even publish it?
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INB4OP trolls us all by stopping his story short.
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>>2101309 >Class begins. We're talking about the Scarlet Letter. Oh irony. >Suddenly the girl behind is fucking feeling down the back of my pants and around my ass >I bolt up, holy shit what the fuck >She sits closer to me and breathes into my ear "Let me see your boxers Anon... I want to see what you have hiding down there" >I fucking freeze. All the blood from my confused boner rush up to my face >I stutter like the fucking scatman >"Uhhh (ba daba de dobeda dop dop)....." >"What's wrong Anon? Quit being so shy, I'm just getting to know you." She says with a wink >She asks the teacher if she could go to the bathroom, teacher says yes >She gets up, and takes this looooong, exaaaaggerated steps, sliding her legs along mine all the way reaaall slow >Sweating like a pig >Look to not so bro-tier teacher, she's holding back giggles >I sigh, thinking it might just be over >Oh lawd no, it just keeps going Anonymous
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>>2101351 Really? I'm from Bahrain dude, McDonalds does delivery over here. I don't have the menu to take a pic of, so you're gonna have to take my word for it. Sorry.
>>2101317 Not so funny when it happens to you Anon! Fucking sucked dick.
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even if this turns out to be a bel-air this shit deserves an archive
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come on op, you fat fucking faggot
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Quit posting now would be glorious.
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>>2101400 >Superhotty returns! >Teacher looks back to me, slowly developing this evil grin >"Hey Anon... Would you like a bannana?" >I swear to whatever god may exist I am not shitting you >"Sure Mrs. Broteacher! Hey Anooooon~" >I look to her >Ohmygoodlord >She's slowly peeling the banana and taking her time with that thing, eating with these small delicate half-bites >Looking me dead in the eyes >I am too. I fucking blacked out there, I had no idea what the fuck was going on. >Guy in class looks at me, laughs at how fucking red I just went >She finishes. Oh god, that was the single hottest thing I have ever seen in my short virgin life. >She throws away the peel, looks at me and smiles evily, about to walk back with those long, sexy steps >Teacher grabs her by the shoulders and moves her 2 steps to the left >I lol my fucking boner off >AND YET IT CONTINUES Anonymous
Reading and fapping. This story is pretty hot.
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>>2101484 Even if someone walks the dinosaur this is worth reading.
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>>2101497 How can you fap to something like this? I thought you were better than this, /r9k/..
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>>2101229 >a wild note appears >dafuq go back to neingag, we don't like your kind around here
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If a teacher ever pulled this shit, I'd leave.
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>>2101546 Well so far, it is clearly a pretty hot story, and it sounds like it will end in humiliation. Humiliation really turns me on, good sir.
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I want to go to bed, hurry up.
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>>2101484 >She pouts and sits back >I look at the teacher and say "Quit ruining my fun!" No really, like I said, I had no idea what was going on >Class goes on >More fucking kiss-stained notes. Of how long my shaft could be, to how fucking horny they are >A friend of the girls, this guy taps me on the shoulders >"Hey bro... I know what you're thinking. But they're seriously into you" He says with the biggest shit eating grin ever >"MAN, look at them!" >I look at them. They are indeed very attractive sir >He leans in >"Dude. They want to take you at the same time. Do you understand me here?" >I do. I laugh. Yeah, no fucking way bud, and I turn around and continue working >Class is ending soon, they seem to have grown bored of their wily ways >But then >"Hey Anon...." She says with the most seductive undertone imaginable >"What's... your favorite position?" >I freeze again. She notices >"Come on now, I just want to make you happy...." >Suddenly, an idea forms in my head >The biggest, most evil shit eating grin ever forms on my face >I turn around, lean in to her ear, and say with equal amount seduction >"Surprise me..." >hfw >Suddenly I'm fucking smacked >Still loling my fucking ass off >Guy next to me overhears, he's loling his ass off too >High fives me >They all shuffle out of class and I enjoy a good laugh with Mrs. Broteacher >But wait, there's MORE! Anonymous
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And people think I'm crazy for only wanting to bang high school girls. Crazy hot is best hot.
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>>2101548 Yes because a 4channer has clearly never said anything like that before. Go back to your basement.
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>>2101542 >>2101568 You make me sick.
bloxblox
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>>2101595 I haven't fapped for about 3 week at this point, so anything can tip me off.
I saw a girl take a drink from her water bottle and nearly passed out from the amount of blood rushing to my dick.
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>>2101587 OP here, should I continue? This is not really a fap story, more like a cool story. Just one of those stories you tell to a bunch of bros for a laugh.
Hope you're enjoying the story, I'm giggling just by how funny it all was
>>2101555 Our school didn't give a shit, and she was pretty laid back. Coolest teacher ever. I still keep in touch with her.
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>>2101595 You seem upset.
upsetfaggotblox
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>>2101624 pls continue huehue
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>>2101624 Keep going
asfggased
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>>2101624 Yes please. I need to hear the ending.
This sounds like something I'd be caught up in.
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>>2101624 Yes, continue!!
notfappingblox
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>>2101624 Do go on, squire
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YEAH WHAT THE FUCK OP.
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>>2101619 I don't understand the drinking water part, but I do understand the WHYBONER when watching hot girls do something non-erotic.
Sometimes it happens and you just have to deal with it.
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>>2101648 She wasn't even hot man, like a 6/10.
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>>2101648 >boner in class >'WOULD YOU LIKE TO WRITE THE ANSWER ON THE BOARD ANON?' lolnope.
Anonymous
CONTINUE THE STORY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I WANT T O IMAGINE SOMETHING FUNNY HAPPENED TO ME
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>>2101669 That happened so often in my high school, which had a uniform as well.
I swear, it's like they design the pants to be as revealing as possible when you get a stiffy.
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>>2101703 I would also like to know how this story ends
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that feel when people would just fuck with you like that
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>>2101587 >And so continues Anon's wacky adventures through high school! >THE NEXT DAY (as all the classes that day were finished) >Sitting in math again, I come in late, so everyone is already seated >I look around, yep, they're all there >The girl who ate the banana immediately perks up and says good morning to me with a sly as shit smile >I sit down, and mentally prepare myself for what may come >Class starts, teacher is talking about math shit >It's been like 20 minutes and nothing, so I let my guard down >SUDDENLY NOTE >Fancy as shit. Colored drawings of hearts around the kiss stains, on pink paper. I sniffed it, holy shit it was perfumed. >Before opening it, I turn around. Girl is seemingly focusing on her work but still has that grin on her face. >Alright, I'll play your game... >I open the note >"Anon, you need to stop doing this to me. Every day I see you is like another day where you stomp on my heart. I want us to be together Anon, I can't stand when my friends look at you the way I do, I want you to be mine" >Oh ho ho. You wily wench, I shall play your game. >"Why didn't you say so earlier Anon, I feel the exact same way! Do you want to go out and watch Scott Pilgrim later tonight? :)" >She. Flips. Shit. >She fucking hugs me from behind saying I made her fucking life >So excited, she asks the teacher if she can go to the bathroom, to "freshen up for me" >Teacher says yes. She leaves and her other, also hot friend, starts speaking to me >Prepare your butts Anonymous
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end the goddamn story so we can all get our bel-air on.
Anonymous
Come on anon we are waiting to see how this horrible story pans out!
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>>2101735 butt is frosted.
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>>2101735 >girl comes back >walking the dinosaur >everyone joins in >purple dildos from the sky Anonymous
criminal scum, bel-air, walk the dinosaur, seriously I'd be fine with any of those. JUST FINISH THE GODDAMN STORY.
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>>2101774 >also spagetti, spagetti everywhere Anonymous
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>>2101780 Actually, I wouldn't mind it going on for a while.
take your time, OP
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I leave 4chan for months cause it goes to shit, and I come back to this?
Anonymous
in the future, pre-type this shit. Seriously.
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>>2101735 >Girl comes back, right as her friend starts flirting heavily with me. >She looks at the two of us >And audibly gasps >"You're CHEATING ON ME? With my BEST FRIEND? YOU PIG!" >wut >I'm fucking smacked AGAIN >Holy shit what did I do >"You heartless monster! I open myself up to you and you treat me like this?! Go to hell!" >She stamps back to her seat, and sits there moping >Like, almost legitimately moping. Mumbling heartless over and over again, and drawing cracked hearts over her notebook >Teacher ignores her, tries to continue lesson >"Hey Anon, can you answer the question on the board" >I just about open my mouth to answer when suddenly >"MRS! DON'T TALK TO HIM, HE'S HEARTLESS!" >wut >Teacher takes on look at me >"... He's too cute to be heartless." >Entire class join in on the lols >I turn around, and just give her a "SEE?" >Girl is embarrassed, sinks into her seat >This day just keeps getting better and better Anonymous
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>>2101807 at the same time, you better not fuck me while rocking any dinosaurs.
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blablablox
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First day on 4chan, epic storytime. Carry on.
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>>2101825 I've read enough yandere manga to know where this is going. Just skip the part where she preserves your pecker in amber to sleep with.
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>>2101825 Is that the end? Where is this going. This story is getting old.
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>>2101841 Welcome. Don't forget you're here forever.
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>>2101825 Jesus Christ OP. I lost track of who was trolling who.
Everything seems to be working out too perfectly for there to only be one side trolling the other at this point.
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>>2101841 gtfo. seriously.
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>>2101825 OP again, taking a quick breather before writing up the last few parts. It doesn't end in glory, I'm afraid.
>>2101769 Oh you shall see soon enough Anon
>>2101809 I didn't think people would care so much for an awkward high school story bro
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>>2101825 >girl pretends to be interested in guy to mess with him >other girls think he's actually desirable because they're not in on the joke >this makes him actually desirable >original girl forgets she started this whole mess and is now actually attracted to him >a story about a random guy who spontaneously became attractive Fuck, someone should make a novel about this.
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>>2101853 Eh, she's trolling me. Only I was aware of it, and rolled with it.
FINAL PARTS INCOMING
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>>2101825 holy shit, your spaghetti is pouring out of my speakers
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F5 F5 F5 F5
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>>2101868 Hah, I initially thought that was what this would end up being. Someone should make that story.
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>mfw OP has us and knows it >mfw I have no face cause mootiebloox
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>>2101854 It's too late, he's here forever.
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>>2101909 We're his prisoners. He probably left to walk his dinosaur.
this isn't interesting or funny, it's girls fucking with the fat ugly kid to seem funny. you fucking aspies.
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>>2101931 sorry for bringing back painful memories
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>>2101931 >implying thats not funny >implying sage does anything
>>2101931 that's what I'm saying.
Why are all these cancerous newfags getting wet over a shit story. I've seen way better than this. Dick in skull for example...
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>>2101825 >Class is over, I leave for my computing class >Her friends corner me >"Anon you are such a dick, you shouldn't have laughed at her like that" >Wait what "She honestly likes you, you know. God, you are so dense"
>Wuuuuuuut >Go in to computing class. Pretty boring. More kissing, more flirting, etc etc. >Bell rings, I need to take a leak >I go into the bathroom that nobody uses because it's of the way >I've got like a gallon of piss to leak, hot diggity >Someone else walks in >Holy shit it's her >She fucking followed me after class >"Hey, look I just want to talk alright." >"Um kay." >"Well you stop it! I'm trying to open up here, can you at least be sincere about my feelings!" >"Alright alright, I'm sorry. Go on, I'm sorry" >"Look it's just that, you're cute. And I don't mean like baby cute, you are actually cute. And you're funny, I mean, my friends think you're creepy, but you always came off as sincere to me" >Is this the real life >"I just... I'll show you what I mean" >She comes up to me, and slips here hands onto my belt buckle, slowly unbuckling it, breathing heavily and staring me deep in my eyes >She bends down >On the floor >And does the dinosaur Anonymous
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COME ON MAN I WANNA GO TO BED
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>>2101931 >>2101945 Samefagging like a true /b/tard. gtfo my robot
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>>2101931 I know, but it's pure schadenfreude to read it. I'll probably feel bad once the story reaches its inevitable conclusion (public humiliation of OP)
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>>2101952 beautiful and satisfying and all round 10/10 storytelling.
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alright, that does it. i Crtl-D'd it and i will check in the morning.
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>>2101952 and the end we all knew was coming. That's a wrap everyone.
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>>2101952 >>She bends down >>On the floor >>And does the dinosaur My jimmies are only slightly rustled.
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>>2101952 0/10, see me after class, you pathetic shit stain.
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>>2101952 ABOUT GODDAMN TIME
That was waaay too long for the payoff OP.
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Had potential, OP blew it.
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>>2101952 Op here, I'm just fucking with you, real story continues next post. Lawl. You brought this on to yourselves you know, hahah.
Too easy robots, too easy.
>>2101952 >wow op so amazing >didn't see that coming >>2101957 >2012 >not knowing how to detect samefags >shigdig Anonymous
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Not even mad bro, good story anyway.
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>>2101952 jesus christ finally.
it was a pretty lacklustre dinosaur though, if I'm honest.
Good, but weak in places, I'd give it a 6.5/10.
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>>2101868 Second
This is here because of fuck you Anonymous
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>>2101977 Oh come on faggot, just fucking finish it.
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Use a trip you massive faggot.
>>2101940 No, I had plenty of friends in high school, my peers were the kind of kids who would fuck with awkward ugly kids like this. It's funny that OP is actually telling us this story so that he can feel a little bit "cool" because girls paid attention to him once. These stories aren't even funny.
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>>2101980 >didn't see that coming neither did she
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This didn't even start as a troll thread. You guys got trolled anyway.
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>>2102004 If you don't find them funny, why the fuck are you here, reading them?
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>>2102022 haha jeez calm down, looks like i hit an aspie nerve.
trying to knock some sense into you faggots.
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>that feel when you just stumbled upon the thread so you didn't have to wait in agony for the ending of the story
Yes Man !wAvwo2I7O.
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>>2101952 >No Bel-air >No criminal scum >No spaghetti F, see me after class.
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>>2102030 Forgot your sage there.
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weak don't even call this oc its so shitty all hype no substance just like sex with op
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>>2102030 haha jeez calm down
oh fuck off go die in a fire
rustledjimmies.png
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>>2102030 Looks more like you're just trying to be a terrible troll, to me.
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>>2101977 >So I'm REALLY off to computer class now >And it actually was boring >And so was the next class >And the class after that >It all just stops suddenly >Dayum shame. >I mean sure, some girls still came up to me and shit and were jerking me around with the whole "Omg b mien" deal >But it all ends there sadly. >There was this one girl who kept repeating everything the teacher said with a sexual undertone, and whispered it into my ear >Oh well. So ends the cool story. Think what you guys want, but me being just another beta virgin, that was the most attention I've ever gotten from women all throughout highschool.
Funny thing is, the girl actually DID have a crush on me in Senior year. I grew taller, thinner, got rid of my braces and grew my hair out.
Hope you enjoyed the story Anons, for what it was worth.
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>>2102030 >people have a different sense of humor >"PEOPLE THAT ARE DIFFERENT THAN ME, I MUST ERADICATE THEIR BELIEFS" you're the aspie here, aspie
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>>2102050 Stop feeding
>>2102043 No shit
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>>2102058 >Funny thing is, the girl actually DID have a crush on me in Senior year. I grew taller, thinner, got rid of my braces and grew my hair out. Tell me you fucked her.
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>>2102058 first ending was better
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>>2102069 Sadly nope. I didn't find out until school ended, and we were well on our way to College. She also had a boyfriend then if I recall right, so I didn't think much of it.
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>>2102030 >No, I had plenty of friends in high school, my peers were the kind of kids who would fuck with awkward ugly kids like this. >friends >my peers Yeah okay tough guy. Back to /fit/ with you.
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>>2102058 You shouldn't have drawn it out, or made a big production of it.
Now it's just lame.
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>>2102069 If he did, he wouldn't be here on /r9k/. Come on.
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>>2102079 If you robots want, I'm willing to post a picture of myself during Graduation. When I was all sexy with my suit and bracer-free teeth.
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>>2102085 Hey if I didn't, would any of you have read it?
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>>2102092 Yes please, I still haven't shot my load
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>>2102092 post a pic of nerd-you after for comparison
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>>2102110 You might like this then. Be back in a jiff.
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>>2102106 If it was maybe 2-3 posts?
Yes.
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OP you write like an angsty 15-16 year old
only at
>>2101735 so far, and I hope it continues but I'm just saying by your writing style you sound like underageb&
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>>2101400 >I stutter like the fucking scatman >"Uhhh (ba daba de dobeda dop dop)....." Lol'd my fucking ass off
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OP I'm ashamed, the dinosaur ending was actually better than the "real" thing.
Anonymous
>>2102117 And OP delivers!
Have at it robots. I'm the one in the sexy hat.
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>>2102248 Don't have a comparison picture sadly, so you'll have to make due with the image of a shorter, fatter, balder, and more bracery me.
But oh God that razor burn. I seriously was in a hurry that day.
Anonymous
>>2102248 you are not good looking at all...
but if that is your little sister, i would
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>>2101229 >knowing McDonalds number by heart What the fuck, OP?
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>>2102248 I came buckets.
>bucketbloxx Anonymous
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>>2102295 :(
Bu-but Anon... My mother said I-I was so handsome....
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>>2102248 >dat sister MOAR, OP.
>cropping you out and using her as fap material Anonymous
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Made lunch break funny as fuck. Thanks op.
Cham, The Plebfinder General !!CfkIdUaDdQl
Cham, The Plebfinder General !!CfkIdUaDdQl Sat 14 Apr 2012 03:55:42 No. 2102343 Report Quoted By:
>be 16 or 17 >standing at busstop >little kindergartener is starting shit with the other little kids >starts kicking me >don't do anything because he's four and he's a white trash crack baby (also, I'm 6'3 and 300lbs) >kicks me and his leg catches on my jeans >falls and starts crying >his white trash brother and sister who are also very young tell their mother >she starts a shit fit and calls the cops because "I kicked her baby" >cop gets there as the bus arrives, she stalls him so I miss the bus and I alone. >he sees that she's a tweaker and she doesn't know what she's talking about >pretends to go along with her >turns out cop is a bro and offers me a ride to school >by the time I get to school, the story has turned into me knocking him down and field goal kicking him, an innocent sweet 4 year old. >I get out of the PASSENGER'S SEAT of the patrol car and go inside the building >hordes of people hugging me and telling me they're glad I'm not going to jail, others give me odd looks and shuffle away.
Anonymous
seconding request for more of sister plz
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Haha, I'm reading through the rest of the comments I missed while I was writing the story. Ouch robots, you are such harsh critics. It's my first story on /r9k/, go easy on this fellow beta.
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>>2102346 >>2102318 Oh fuck you guys and your libidos.
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>>2101669 my friend reminded me (when we were both like nineteen) of this time in french class when we were like fourteen when the teacher was like
>wow you've grown a load since I taught you at the start of last year. stand next to me, you're probably nearly as tall as me and my friend was just like NO CAN DO SIR SORRY I REALLY JUST CAN'T STAND RIGHT NOW
at the time I was just like yeah, I guess he didn't want to stand up
needless to say my friend then told me the the real reason all those years later that he had a fucking rock on going on down there
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>Be a senior >Two freshmen/sophomore girls walk up to me and as if it's true that I kissed [some girl] >They clearly have me mistaken for someone else >Sheepishly say that I don't think I'm who they think I am >Walk away >Eternal regret
Cham, The Plebfinder General !!CfkIdUaDdQl
Cham, The Plebfinder General !!CfkIdUaDdQl Sat 14 Apr 2012 04:05:48 No. 2102463 Report >earlier this year >this odd girl comes up and starts chatting with me while I'm sitting at the bus dock of my school >asks my name >tell her >puts her hand on top of my thigh >"Oooh, I heard you have a huuuuge dick."
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OP once more. Done reading. Looks like at least some of you sat through my prance down spaghetti lane, and enjoyed it. But hey, enjoy it for what it is bros, just another cool story of a vigin's adventures through high school.
>>2102436 >>2102463 Why are high school girls the sluttiest? Jesus Christ anon.
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>>2102463 >well you heard wrong >excuse me, I have a workout to continue Cham, The Plebfinder General !!CfkIdUaDdQl
Cham, The Plebfinder General !!CfkIdUaDdQl Sat 14 Apr 2012 04:13:20 No. 2102540 Report >>2102496 Nah. A friend wound up coming up. I asked if he heard what she just said, he said no, she repeated it, and he said "Yeah, of course, I played football with Cham, I would know"
fuck you Shaky. I showered at home.
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this wasn't even good
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>>2102496 Well considering the fact that my man parts are of respectable size, i would have said "Damn right i do now gtfo im working out"
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>>2102540 Lol. Should have rolled with it bro.
Cham, The Plebfinder General !!CfkIdUaDdQl
Cham, The Plebfinder General !!CfkIdUaDdQl Sat 14 Apr 2012 04:22:34 No. 2102626 Report Quoted By:
>>2102572 >tfw she knew. I don't even know her name. I also went to an Alternative Education center so I occasionally got hit on/borderline raped by pregnant girls
>dat pregnant boobweight. Anonymous
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>in science find out someone has carved "I heart (my surname)" 2 seats away from me >find out that's where my big brother sits in his class >find out 2 girls from my grade have a big crush on my big brother
