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!!pVbyp9iAZhG No.2152492 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>At a bar
>Approach a group of 3 women
>Say hello how you all doing tonight?
>The whole group turn to each other and start cackling like hyenas.
>"I think he's going to need a booster seat HAHAHAHAHA"
>"Sheryl don't that's mean, HAHAHAHA"
>I'm 5'9''
>They are all under 5'5''