http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7oUk9WizNcASSBORNE, ASSBORNE
BY HIS SPAGHETTI IS SWORN
TO KEEP GIRLS FOREVER AT BAY
AND THE FIERCEST FRIENDSHIPS ROUT
WHEN THEY HEAR HIS PHONECALLS
ASSBORNE, FOR YOUR SPAGHETTI WE PRAY!
HEARKEN NOW, SONS OF AUTISM
TO AN AGE, LONG AGO
AND THE TALE, AWKWARDLY TOLD, OF THE ONE!
WHO WAS KIN TO BOTH SPAGHETTI,
AND THE RACES OF MAN,
WITH A POWER TO RIVAL CHRIS-CHAN!
AND THE /r9k/ HAVE FORETOLD,
OF AWKWARD PHONECALLS IN THE COLD,
THAT WHEN BROTHERS SPILL SPAGHETTI COME UNFURLED!
BITCHY WOMEN, BANE OF GETTING LAID
ANCIENT SHADOW UNBOUND,
WITH A HUNGER TO DESTROY FRIENDSHIPS!
BUT A DAY, SHALL ARISE,
WHEN THE DARK FEMALE LIES,
WILL BE ARCHIVED FOREVER AND THEN!
FAIR 4CHAN WILL BE FREE FROM
FOUL WOMEN'S MAW!
ASSBORNE, ASSBORNE
BY HIS SPAGHETTI IS SWORN
TO KEEP GIRLS FOREVER AT BAY
AND THE FIERCEST FRIENDSHIPS ROUT
WHEN THEY HEAR HIS PHONECALLS
ASSBORNE, FOR YOUR SPAGHETTI WE PRAY!
