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Cruisin' on down Feel Street
You're relaxed and feelin' good
Next thing that you know you're seein'
Octopus in the neighborhood!

Surfin' on a feel wave
Swingin' through the feels
Take a left at your intestine
Take your second right past Mars.

On THE MAGIC FEEL BUS
Navigate a nostril
Climb on THE MAGIC FEEL BUS
Spank a plankton, too
On our Magic Feel Bus
Raft a river of feels
On THE MAGIC FEEL BUS
Such a fine thing to do!

So strap your bones right to the seat
Come on in and don't be shy --
Just to make your day complete
You might get baked into a pie

On THE MAGIC FEEL BUS...
Step inside -- it's a wilder ride!
Come on -- ride on THE MAGIC FEEL BUS!