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brobots, I have a story from yesterday.
>Be former fatasfatass
>Been lifting weights for 3 months now
>Have broad shoulders, big chest, tee shirts are tight around biceps now, have quads that my underwear is now tighter around.
>Be in department store trying on a new pair of sneakers
>Some late 20's-mid 30's guy there trying on shoes too
>His wife and 2 spawn were there as well
>His wife was nagging him relentlessly about the choices in shoes he was making
>The children were running amok completely unsupervised
>I was not in a good mood
>Between this woman being a cunt and these kids running around unchecked I was starting to lose my cool
>At one point her and her two demon spawn walk off to (I guess) find an "appropriate" pair of shoes for him.
>I look over and notice the guy has some sort of bag slung over his shoulder (a diaper bag or something, I guess)
>I look right at him (he's slightly taller than I am, but not an ounce of muscle on him) and just smile at him and actually blurt out "nice man purse bro" (in my mind I actually can't believe I actually verbalized it, but fuck it, I made the commitment now, no turning back from here)
>Be former fatasfatass
>Been lifting weights for 3 months now
>Have broad shoulders, big chest, tee shirts are tight around biceps now, have quads that my underwear is now tighter around.
>Be in department store trying on a new pair of sneakers
>Some late 20's-mid 30's guy there trying on shoes too
>His wife and 2 spawn were there as well
>His wife was nagging him relentlessly about the choices in shoes he was making
>The children were running amok completely unsupervised
>I was not in a good mood
>Between this woman being a cunt and these kids running around unchecked I was starting to lose my cool
>At one point her and her two demon spawn walk off to (I guess) find an "appropriate" pair of shoes for him.
>I look over and notice the guy has some sort of bag slung over his shoulder (a diaper bag or something, I guess)
>I look right at him (he's slightly taller than I am, but not an ounce of muscle on him) and just smile at him and actually blurt out "nice man purse bro" (in my mind I actually can't believe I actually verbalized it, but fuck it, I made the commitment now, no turning back from here)
