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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:24:36 No.2888761 View View Reply Original Report

Theres a girl in my bed. My parents are awake downstairs. She is a landwhale, and she won't wake up. drunk night out. really embarrassing don't want my Dad to see her. What do /r9k/ :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:25:30 No.2888768 Report

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close your fucking door, idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:26:27 No.2888775 Report

Quoted By: >>2888953 >>2889118

>beached landwhale
>port authorities watching the only entrance to the harbour

Ha ha you're fucked now. That's what you get for fucking a fatty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:27:02 No.2888779 Report

Quoted By: >>2888809

how the hell did that happen in the first place?

Logic !jGXXBpfc2E

Logic !jGXXBpfc2E Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:27:29 No.2888781 Report

Quoted By: >>2888809

Wait until your parents fall asleep then shoo her outside. Not that hard bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:29:56 No.2888807 Report

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Did you at least get anal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:29:59 No.2888809 Report

Quoted By: >>2888829 >>2888938

>>2888779
I was drunk.

>>2888781
It's 6.30am. My Dad is awake. I went downstairs and he said "Hey son, do you have guests? I heard voices from your room." I told him no, and pretty much ran upstairs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:32:24 No.2888821 Report

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Jump out your window, with any luck you'll break a bone or two and have to go to the hospital, giving fatty plenty of time to gtfo of your house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:33:16 No.2888826 Report

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Just chill for about an hour or two, then wake her up and tell her she needs to GTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:33:38 No.2888829 Report

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>>2888809
Okay, get her out the fucking window.
It doesn't matter how. You are never to see this girl again. So do whatever is necessary.

dudebro !!KtZB0EttS4w

dudebro !!KtZB0EttS4w Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:34:06 No.2888833 Report

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http://www.bullz-eye.com/tucker_max/2004/083001.htm

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:34:39 No.2888835 Report

Quoted By: >>2888852 >>2888860 >>2888883

Write "sup /r9k/" on the landwhale and take a pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:36:06 No.2888846 Report

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Tell your dad that she's a little embarrassed about this whole thing and that she would prefer it if he would go to his room or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:36:39 No.2888852 Report

Quoted By: >>2888883

>>2888835
thisthisthithisthistihsththishthisthitihsithishtishtihsiththisthisthithsithsithsithsthi

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:37:15 No.2888857 Report

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set the bed on fire, wait til your whole room is engulfed in flames, run out of your room, scream fire, wait outside and profit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:37:30 No.2888860 Report

Quoted By: >>2888883

>>2888835
This OP please

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:39:56 No.2888883 Report

Quoted By: >>2888890 >>2888906 >>2888912 >>2888914 >>2888921 >>2888940

>>2888835
>>2888852
>>2888860

Sorta delivered.

I suppose I could go further.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:41:38 No.2888890 Report

Quoted By:

>>2888883
FUCK YEARGH

op is a cool guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:41:51 No.2888894 Report

Quoted By:

>>2888761
RRR
AAA
PPP
EEE

HHH
EEE
RRR

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:42:56 No.2888902 Report

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Epic OP.

Go to your dad, say "I just had sex with a really cute girl."

He will be proud of you and take you out to brunch; giving the land whale time to escape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:43:18 No.2888906 Report

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>>2888883
Paper bag that bitch and rape her in the mouth, as you've got nothing else to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:44:03 No.2888912 Report

Quoted By: >>2889005 >>2889013

>>2888883
she doesnt look fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:44:06 No.2888914 Report

Quoted By: >>2888933 >>2889005 >>2889013

>>2888883
She doens't look fat to me. You should jack off on her face and just chill out until she wakes up.

dudebro !!KtZB0EttS4w

dudebro !!KtZB0EttS4w Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:44:53 No.2888921 Report

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>>2888883
>>2888883
>>2888883
>>2888883
>>2888883
>>2888883
>>2888883
>>2888883
>>2888883
>>2888883

Legendary

legendary blox

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:45:04 No.2888922 Report

Quoted By: >>2888945 >>2889005 >>2889013

A new pic that proves her fatness please OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:46:02 No.2888933 Report

Quoted By: >>2888945

>>2888914

She's got a fucking blanket on, you jackass. Of course she doesn't look fat.
We need better proof that she isn't a whale.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:46:50 No.2888938 Report

Quoted By: >>2889074

>>2888809
Now, if there's one thing my father taught me, is that honesty is the best policy. March back downstairs, and quietly explain that yes there's someone upstairs, and that you were very drunk last night and it might not be the prettiest of girls. If your dad isn't uptight he will grin slyly and you and tell you it ain't no thang.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:47:14 No.2888940 Report

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>>2888883
When I asked, I totally did not expect you to actually do it. OP is a cool guy, and the prodigious number of repeating digits confirms it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:48:30 No.2888945 Report

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>>2888933
>>2888922

>these niggas don't recognize her head is fucking huge = obviously obese

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:49:51 No.2888953 Report

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>>2888775
This post made my night. Thanks anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:50:16 No.2888959 Report

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do you have a window and a forklift?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:52:31 No.2888971 Report

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OP you gotta take more pics and tell us what you're going to do this is fucking gold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:53:10 No.2888977 Report

Quoted By: >>2889118

>2012
>not exploding beached whales
YGSIU

bloxxxbloxbloxx

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:55:34 No.2888998 Report

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First, tie the landwhale up in a hogtie. Then once she is fully tied up, get a garbage bag, poke some air holes through it, then insert the whale. Next yell from upstairs "HOLY SHIT THEY'RE FUCKING DEAD!". This causes your dad to come upstairs and ask what the hell happened? Tell him you had a threesome last night with 2 girls that were into BDSM choking and shit and they must have died during the act.
By now he should be thoroughly panicked, so then you quickly tell your dad to help you load the garbage bag of sluts into the car/truck. Make sure to be urgent so he doesn't question it!
After this say that you're going to hide the bodies in a forest and drive away in a hurry. Then, go to the nearest McDonalds, prop her up in a seat, order her a big mac and fucking run before she wakes up.
Following this, return home and tell your dead they were just unconscious and that you dropped them off at their homes and got both their numbers.

Pic related
It's you after this shit is over

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:56:46 No.2889005 Report

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>>2888922
>>2888914
>>2888912
she is fat bros

What do :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:57:07 No.2889010 Report

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does anyone know she's at your house? Become a serial killer, op. Dispose of the body like Dexter

dudebro !!KtZB0EttS4w

dudebro !!KtZB0EttS4w Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:57:31 No.2889013 Report

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>>2888922
>>2888914
>>2888912

Nigga are you serious.jpg, she's definitely fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:57:46 No.2889017 Report

Quoted By: >>2889118

>>2889005
Mercy.
It's just a...a slab of flesh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:58:53 No.2889024 Report

Quoted By: >>2889118

>>2889005
Oh...oh god

You can see where her ass is supposed to be... but it just.. keeps... going....

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 09:59:21 No.2889028 Report

Quoted By: >>2889118

>>2889005
That is solid meat right there. That is awful. You fucked up man. On the upside if you push her out of the window you won't have to dig a grave.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:00:08 No.2889031 Report

Quoted By: >>2889118

d-did you fuck that beast?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:00:14 No.2889033 Report

Quoted By: >>2889118

>>2889005
She actually looks like a whale. She has no motherfucking limbs.

supersageforgrammarfail

supersageforgrammarfail Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:01:33 No.2889038 Report

Quoted By: >>2889063

>this thread
>so awesome
OP, get me an ass shot, on the double

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:01:55 No.2889040 Report

Quoted By: >>2889118

>>2889005
Dude WTF is that thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:01:58 No.2889042 Report

Quoted By: >>2889118

>>2889005
No.. noooooo... kill it! KILL IT NOW.

Sadly, I don't think OP has hands big enough to choke her. This is so sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:02:25 No.2889047 Report

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Please archive this thread. This is the best thing I've ever seen in my life.

A guy is livecasting his fat-girl sex mistake over 4chan. I think I can die happy now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:02:33 No.2889048 Report

Quoted By: >>2889118

Sweet Jesus. There's not much of a gap between being drunk enough to fuck that and permanent brain damage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:03:27 No.2889052 Report

Quoted By: >>2889118

>>2889005
You must smother her with her own fat. It is the only way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:04:35 No.2889062 Report

Quoted By: >>2889118

>>2889005
WHY DOES SHE NOT HAVE A NECK?

>how the fuck is that unoriginal

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:04:46 No.2889063 Report

Quoted By: >>2889074 >>2889083

>>2889038
it was hard to get the last shot, she stopped snoring and i had to wait for her to fall asleep again.

i will do my best for you. it is a pretty big ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:04:53 No.2889064 Report

Quoted By: >>2889118

holy stretchmarks batman.

wake her ass up and tell her to get the fuck out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:05:16 No.2889069 Report

Quoted By: >>2889118

>>2889005
Extract your pound of flesh for letting her on your penis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:05:20 No.2889070 Report

Quoted By: >>2889118

>>2889005

>mfw i can't tell if those are marks from the sheets or stretch marks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:05:37 No.2889071 Report

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...why is she naked though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:06:15 No.2889073 Report

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More pics.
Bonus points for actually writing on her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:06:16 No.2889074 Report

Quoted By: >>2889224

>>2889063
Oy, you dick, read this post: >>2888938

Legit advise on what you should do.

Second step, is to just wait for the beast to awaken and then talk it out. If she asks for a number, give it, but never text/call/answer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:06:23 No.2889076 Report

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>>2889005
Draw spaghetti on her. bloxbloxblojk

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:06:29 No.2889078 Report

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I never thought I'd say this but

I want to see more pics of the fat chick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:06:37 No.2889080 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889005
Oh my fucking goodness, OP
look at what you've done
I hope you regret what your choices.

I mean
holy shit man.
How drunk do you have to be

supersageforgrammarfail

supersageforgrammarfail Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:06:56 No.2889083 Report

Quoted By: >>2889142

>>2889063
You can do it bro, I believe in you. Worst case scenario she wakes up and you throw a masterball right into the face of that snorlax.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:07:15 No.2889085 Report

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Damn OP what the hell where you thinking?

Joe !bCwvO63iXM

Joe !bCwvO63iXM Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:07:40 No.2889089 Report

Quoted By: >>2889113 >>2889224

Oh god, more pics!

Dude, just fess up to your old man.

"Dad, I gotta tell you something, I fucked up"

"???"

"I got drunk and did a fat chick, I ain't proud of it"

ñ Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:08:02 No.2889094 Report

Quoted By: >>2889099

iwas planning on sleeping now, but fuck i want to see how this ends

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:08:42 No.2889099 Report

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>>2889094
This.
Grab your popcorn, folks. Prepare for a tale that you will tell your young.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:10:08 No.2889105 Report

Quoted By: >>2889116 >>2889153

inb4 OP accidentally awakens the whale when he's trying to take pictures and has to awkwardly explain himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:10:30 No.2889113 Report

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>>2889089
This OP, if your dad is a bro he'll be cool with it, happened to me before. My father lightly made fun of me and that was it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:10:43 No.2889115 Report

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>go into thread
>read post
>yeah ok
>pics
>mfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:10:49 No.2889116 Report

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>>2889105
Waiting for it now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:10:53 No.2889118 Report

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>>2889070
>>2889069
>>2889064
>>2889062
>>2889052
>>2889048
>>2889042
>>2889040
>>2889033
>>2889031
>>2889028
>>2889024
>>2889017
>>2888977
>>2888775
Every one of these made me laugh hysterically. I need to sleep...but by God I want to be here when the shit hits the fan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:11:08 No.2889119 Report

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I wanna see a tit.

Plz deliver OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:11:18 No.2889120 Report

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And this is why I come to r9k. OP, you have made my fucking night

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:12:30 No.2889124 Report

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>>2889005

>bloxdickcocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:13:13 No.2889129 Report

Quoted By: >>2889140

Push her down the stairs and watch as your father goes Indiana Jones mode to avoid the rolling ball of death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:14:05 No.2889136 Report

Quoted By: >>2889162

>decide to come to /r9k/ for the first time in ages
>first thread I see

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:14:23 No.2889137 Report

Quoted By: >>2889140

Oh god, this is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

OP, airlift her out of your house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:14:57 No.2889140 Report

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>>2889129
>>2889137

GOD, anonymous
im gonna wake everyone up with my howling from reading this thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:15:15 No.2889142 Report

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>>2889083
I gun delivered

she nearly woke up again

What the fuck shes practically naked now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:15:28 No.2889145 Report

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BUMP FOR OP

COME ONNNNNNNNN PELICAN

dudebro !!KtZB0EttS4w

dudebro !!KtZB0EttS4w Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:15:46 No.2889147 Report

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>>2889005
>>2889005
>>2889005
>>2889005
>>2889005
>>2889005
>>2889005
>>2889005
>>2889005
>>2889005
>>2889005
>>2889005
>>2889005
>>2889005
>>2889005

I'm literally rofling right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:16:10 No.2889149 Report

Quoted By: >>2889157

>>2889142
>practically naked

She IS naked, save for her ass.

It's time to bite the bullet, OP. Wake her up, ask her name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:16:20 No.2889152 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889142

OH GOD I REGRET ASKING FOR MORE

ñ Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:16:29 No.2889153 Report

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>>2889105
"i just wanted to brag to my buddies!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:16:36 No.2889155 Report

Quoted By: >>2889180 >>2889192 >>2889224

>>2889142
B-but-but...how did you get your cock past the fat? You must be a good 10 inches. Or did you rub one out on those flabby folds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:16:40 No.2889156 Report

Quoted By: >>2889180 >>2889192 >>2889224

>>2889142

OP how in the flying fuck did you stick your dick in this thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:16:45 No.2889157 Report

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>>2889149
*save for the blanket

It's getting a bit late on my side of the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:16:47 No.2889159 Report

Quoted By: >>2889192 >>2889224

>>2889142
oh SHIT

I've always wanted to know...hows a fat girl? Is she on top? Is their pussy the same as regular pussy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:16:48 No.2889160 Report

Quoted By: >>2889224

>tell dad to go get something out of the garage for you.

she will probably want to say hi to your mum though and if they get chatty you won't get her out in time
other alternatives

>maybe your parents are going out sometime soon?

>keep her there the whole day and get her out once your rents are asleep

btw you did hit that right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:16:54 No.2889162 Report

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>>2889136
Same here, so much win

supersageforgrammarfail

supersageforgrammarfail Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:17:01 No.2889163 Report

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>>2889142
Her back tits are bigger than her butt cheeks. OP I am so proud of you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:17:01 No.2889164 Report

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>>2889142
GOD ITS LIKE SHE CAN BE HER OWN BED
MEMORY FOAM OR SOME SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:17:05 No.2889165 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889142
Ahahahahahahaahhaah oh my god

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:17:19 No.2889166 Report

Quoted By: >>2889224

It's probably OP's girlfriend and he's trying to make people like him for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:17:27 No.2889167 Report

Quoted By: >>2889224

PLEASE tell me you didnt put your dick in that flabby cavern of flesh. for the love of god OP have you no self respect?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:17:35 No.2889168 Report

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>>2889142

mein gott

meingottblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:17:46 No.2889172 Report

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HAHAHAHAHAHA holyshit, OP, I feel for you.

Just fess up to your old man, he'll understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:17:47 No.2889173 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889142
bleeerrtrrrrggggggghhhhhhh

I am on my phone and whn I opened tht her greasy inner thigh took up my whole screen. I feel sorry for you brah.

Just poke her with something and hide. Eventually he will just leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:17:48 No.2889174 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889142
Sweet mother of christ, she's 200 lbs. easily... but HAS NO ASS. NO ASS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:17:49 No.2889175 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889142
Oh my god.

Dude, fuck it. Just burn your house down and start a new life in South Africa or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:18:12 No.2889180 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889155
>>2889156
>howmind

Damn OP. I don't even have words for this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:19:00 No.2889183 Report

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You're the only direct, living descendant of Paikea, of Kahutia Te Rangi.

You are the whale rider.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:19:18 No.2889186 Report

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>>2889142
You delivered. I approve.

And yes, she's fat. That said, you fucked her. Having a naked chick in your bed is a problem I for one wish I had. I'm not going to knock you for it, I'd have hit it too, especially if I was drunk.

As to your problem, if your parents are going to work, wait for that to happen and then sneak her out. If they aren't, come clean. Preferably to your dad, since he's more likely to be amenable to your situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:19:37 No.2889188 Report

Quoted By: >>2889201

>>2889142
How much did she drink?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:19:50 No.2889192 Report

Quoted By: >>2889397

>>2889155
>>2889156
>>2889159

I've slept with a chick that big before. Had a bigger ass than that, though. We had sex perfectly fine, amazingly enough. And my penis is 4 1/2 inches. It's no different than a normal girl, honestly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:19:55 No.2889194 Report

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OP, I ain't gonna lie, my standards are so low, I'd probably wake her up for seconds lol.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:20:09 No.2889197 Report

Quoted By: >>2889245

Oh shit what's going on in here?

don't ban me plz moot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:20:33 No.2889201 Report

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>>2889188
I think the better question is how much did YOU drink to fuck that, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:20:57 No.2889204 Report

Quoted By: >>2889209 >>2889213

Reddit sent me. da fuqq o_O

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:22:03 No.2889209 Report

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>>2889204
please return from whence you came

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:22:14 No.2889213 Report

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>>2889204
Jesus, this is a youtube level comment.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:22:32 No.2889217 Report

Quoted By:

This thread man

mblooxx

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:22:46 No.2889221 Report

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Hey OP, let's see some tits!cplz

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:23:00 No.2889224 Report

Quoted By: >>2889231 >>2889237 >>2889250 >>2889261 >>2889283 >>2889299 >>2889302 >>2889400

>>2889166
i assure you this is not my girlfriend and the situation i am in is very real

>>2889155
>>2889156
>>2889159
>>2889160
>>2889167
it was fucking difficult, expecially as i was drunk. we fucked around for about 1 hour and then she gave me a blowbob. after i came i sobered up and she fell asleep, asked her to leave but "youre just trying to get rid of me." post on /r9k/

oh god :(

>>2889089
>>2889074
i doo appreaciate the legit feedback. this is what im probs gonna do. my mother is now awake i can hear her going downstairs with the cat. fuck my life

dudebro !!KtZB0EttS4w

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dudebro !!KtZB0EttS4w Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:23:26 No.2889227 Report

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>>2889142

...god DAMN dude, how much did you drink

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:23:50 No.2889231 Report

Quoted By: >>2889259

>>2889224
>you're just trying to get rid of me
>refuses to leave
My fucking sides!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:24:47 No.2889236 Report

Quoted By:

Wailord, I c-choose y-you!

Rei !p8eYCadcMo

Rei !p8eYCadcMo Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:24:53 No.2889237 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889224
Get a pry bar and flip her out the window.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:25:25 No.2889245 Report

Quoted By: >>2889265

>>2889197

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:25:41 No.2889249 Report

Quoted By:

WHITE WHALE, HOOOLY GRAIL!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:25:41 No.2889250 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889224
>"you're just trying to get rid of me"

Call the cops about a whale that refuses to swim away from the house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:25:50 No.2889251 Report

Quoted By:

Start crying and say your parents are televangelists who expect you to remain a virgin until marriage

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:26:38 No.2889258 Report

Quoted By:

My word.... it can't be sanitary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:26:38 No.2889259 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889231
lold

some bitches cant take a hint. This cunt took the hint but did not give a fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:26:58 No.2889261 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889224
>youre just trying to get rid of me.
Oh sweet Jesus, you're fucked now son.
I unfortunately can't help you, so I'll instead see this to the very end and hope that you get rid of the whale safely.
Godspeed, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:27:39 No.2889265 Report

Quoted By: >>2889276

>>2889245
How the hell did you get past the filter?blox

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:28:51 No.2889273 Report

Quoted By:

Call Hancock

He's done this before, no worries

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:29:06 No.2889276 Report

Quoted By: >>2889307

>>2889265
idk i never use this board, someone linked me this thread and im lolling my tits off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:30:01 No.2889283 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889224
Well at least its improbably this will be the mother of your child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:30:20 No.2889287 Report

Quoted By:

Go downstairs and find all the mpty food wrappers you can get. Cover her in empty food wrappers and remove the blankets.

Profit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:31:04 No.2889294 Report

Quoted By:

WAIT
WAIT
HOLD THE FUCK UP
OP, tell me you used a condom. Come on man. Just the thought of that beast getting fatter makes me want to vomit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:31:05 No.2889295 Report

Quoted By:

It can't wait any longer, OP. Find the nearest bottle of hand sanitizer and fuck the shit out of it.

Rei !p8eYCadcMo

Rei !p8eYCadcMo Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:31:11 No.2889296 Report

Quoted By:

OP, get a bucket of KFC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:31:21 No.2889298 Report

Quoted By: >>2889306 >>2889321

>lube her up in vegetable oil
>open the door downstairs to outside
>distract your parents
>run upstairs
>slide her down the stairs and out the door
>close door

Problem solved

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:31:31 No.2889299 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889224

Tell her that she's absolutely right about you wanting to get rid of her. That should be mean spirited enough to make her leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:32:01 No.2889302 Report

Quoted By: >>2889321

>>2889224
OP, has your mom found out yet? We need an update.

Rei !p8eYCadcMo

Rei !p8eYCadcMo Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:32:52 No.2889306 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889298
This and film it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:32:52 No.2889307 Report

Quoted By: >>2889340

>>2889276
/r/4chan too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:32:59 No.2889309 Report

Quoted By:

inb4 OP's dad actually beat the shit out of him for disgracing the family name by bringing that which will not be named into their home.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:33:07 No.2889311 Report

Quoted By:

Soon...

fuckthefilterblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:33:13 No.2889313 Report

Quoted By:

walk out, wait ten minutes, walk back inside, then just lead her out after about half an hour and say that you invited her over to watch bon jovi music videos

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:33:57 No.2889315 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889142
When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you...

Blockxxxxjustincase

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:34:47 No.2889321 Report

Quoted By: >>2889327 >>2889332 >>2889335 >>2889337 >>2889339

>>2889298
OP here, fucking lol'd

>>2889302
i can hear my rents moving around. i think my dad suspects theres a girl in my room as the girl went the toilet a few times and made noise. she was talking right outside my parents bedroom.

gonna see if i can get a tits shot with my used condom. open to requests. making the best of a shitty situation. thanks for being here /r9k/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:35:49 No.2889327 Report

Quoted By: >>2889330 >>2889333 >>2889343

>>2889321
she was talking before she fell into this fucking slumber, I mean. she hasn't woken up yet,

Rei !p8eYCadcMo

Rei !p8eYCadcMo Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:36:37 No.2889330 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889327
Never bring fat landwhales back to your parents house, I hope you've learned your lesson.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:36:40 No.2889332 Report

Quoted By: >>2889420

>>2889321
She was talking, was she talking to you? What did y'all talk about?

Also, a frontal shot is too risky, man. She's gonna wake up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:36:52 No.2889333 Report

Quoted By: >>2889370 >>2889423

>>2889327
>he thinks Snorlax will awaken without the flute

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:37:02 No.2889335 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889321
put the condom on her face, take the pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:37:28 No.2889337 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889321
Yes, deliver tits.
Preferably without the fat rolls underneath.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:37:47 No.2889339 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889321
Godspeed. If she wakes up, just say your phone is faulty., and that the flash happens spontaneously

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:37:49 No.2889340 Report

Quoted By: >>2889357

>>2889307
yes, because everyone who doesnt go to /b/ or /b/lite is from reddit

there totally aren't dozens of other boards

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:38:32 No.2889343 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889327
She's hibernating. She expended a lot of energy last night.

I hope for your sake you didn't feed it. If you did she might not move for months.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:38:39 No.2889345 Report

Quoted By:

I go to request archival for this thread and it's already done. I love you /r9k/

OP: I hope you learned your lesson.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:39:46 No.2889352 Report

Quoted By:

>r9k always trying to get laid
>OP finally does it
>this happens

great job

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:40:04 No.2889356 Report

Quoted By:

>Hi mum and dad. I'd like you to meet...........
>Urm whats your name?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:40:04 No.2889357 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889340
Yeah, but who are we kidding? You're from /b/ or reddit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:41:15 No.2889370 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889333

very good use of the get

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:41:36 No.2889372 Report

Quoted By:

Hurry up with the tit and condom shot, OP, I gotta go to sleep in 20 minutes lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:41:55 No.2889374 Report

Quoted By: >>2889382

In b4 babby is formed. There is no way you wore a condom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:43:59 No.2889382 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889374
It got lost in the depths of her rolls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:45:36 No.2889397 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889192
Lying fat chick detected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:45:50 No.2889400 Report

Quoted By: >>2889419 >>2889423

>>2889224
She refused to leave? Maybe she couldn't understand you. Did you remember to turn on your hutt-to-english translator?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:48:53 No.2889419 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889400
Oh my god damn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:49:11 No.2889420 Report

Quoted By: >>2889427 >>2889712

>>2889332
Ok, OP here. This guy was right.

Went for the tits and she woke up. I was standing over her with a fucking camera. she didn't open her eyes, just rolled over. shes like this now. oh god her phone just rang and her arm moved to turn it off.

she made a few groans when she woke but i ignored. what plan now :(

>>2889332
she kept needing a piss, it was annoying. she wanted my vodka too. nothing interesting anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:49:23 No.2889421 Report

Quoted By:

HURRY UP OP

mutebloxploxmcblox

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:49:28 No.2889422 Report

Quoted By:

She has no ass... This is remarkable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:49:42 No.2889423 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889333
>>2889400
Brilliant. Triples and doubles as well. This thread is killing me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:50:23 No.2889427 Report

Quoted By: >>2889436 >>2889452

>>2889420
Start balancing things on her forehead.

Try to make a tower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:51:22 No.2889433 Report

Quoted By:

OP my god shes even more disgusting from the front. dude what the fuck did you drink?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:51:40 No.2889436 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889427
Jesus fucking christ, why would you even
op
op
do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:52:54 No.2889444 Report

Quoted By: >>2889457

OP, I dare you to rub your cock on her ass cheeks and take a picture of that. Then place your balls on her ear, and have you dick dangle across her forhead and take a pic of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:54:11 No.2889450 Report

Quoted By:

Ask her to be your gf faggot, fat chicks are servants to the dick

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:54:32 No.2889452 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889427
Fuck balancing, play some kerplunk on her head and see how long it takes before she gets up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:54:58 No.2889457 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889444
Well, he dared you, now you have to do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:55:09 No.2889459 Report

Quoted By:

Should be easier to get tits now that she's on her back. Pussy too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:57:24 No.2889467 Report

Quoted By: >>2889471

Set her free OP. With her own kind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 10:58:04 No.2889471 Report

Quoted By: >>2889481

>>2889467
lost it. thats enough internet for tonight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:00:33 No.2889481 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889471
>thats enough internet for tonight

>>>/reddit/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:04:39 No.2889505 Report

Quoted By:

Here's a more accurate picture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:06:03 No.2889512 Report

Quoted By:

So what are your parents going to say anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:06:14 No.2889514 Report

Quoted By: >>2889518

take nudes of her and send it to her family.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:06:59 No.2889516 Report

Quoted By: >>2889522 >>2889523 >>2889532 >>2889533 >>2889536 >>2889555

alright bros, her alarm went off.

me: "your phone is there"
her: "oh... ughhh.... ugh... i cant go to work like this"
her: "have you been up all night?"
me: "just the past two hours. you might as well go back to sleep now"

silence for 2 minutes

her: "is it rainy or sunny outside"
me: reach to curtains "sunny"

shes playing with her phone in bed. awkward to the fucking max. hope she goes back to sleep I was having fun. she's rolled onto the other side now making tits near impossible.

Oh shit

"Who you typing to?"
"just on a forum. ive been up two hours. nothing to do with you"
"come to bed then"

im going in. i'll see what i can do r9k. wish me luck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:07:08 No.2889518 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889514
>implying the denizens of the ocean have smartphones

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:08:24 No.2889522 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889516

don't do it man! it will consume you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:08:26 No.2889523 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889516
Good luck op
at least try to get another blowjob and record a video

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:09:55 No.2889531 Report

Quoted By:

give her more of the dick. make sure she doesn't eat any of you.

dickinwhalebloxxxxx

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:10:10 No.2889532 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889516
Oh fuck. This might be the last time we ever seem him. He might be absorbed into her maw, so that she may live another lifetime, and carry out her reign of darkness on the world once more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:10:14 No.2889533 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889516
What the fuck, man?!

You didn't tell her you had to go tend to orphaned puppies or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:10:59 No.2889536 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889516
Mmm, sober fatty sex. Slay the whale with your harpoon, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:12:14 No.2889541 Report

Quoted By:

You're going to fuck again? With your dad mere yards away? You beautiful bastard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:13:36 No.2889548 Report

Quoted By:

>A Duckman appears in your court with wild tales of landwhales from beyond the marsh
>He reports that the Duck army is having increasing difficulty holding the tide back and he requests that you send warriors to their aid

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:14:25 No.2889552 Report

Quoted By: >>2889560

update OP you cant leave us hanging

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:14:55 No.2889555 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889516
A moment of silence for our fallen brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:15:31 No.2889560 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889552
He is busy making the beast with two backs, which happens to be half whale.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:16:29 No.2889564 Report

Quoted By: >>2889579 >>2889581

What I find hilarious is that no one has mentioned that if she/it ever see's this shit, now permanently on the internet, she'll know it was OP and press all kinds of charges.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:16:33 No.2889565 Report

Quoted By:

Here we go.

Blox sdfgadfg vfd

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:18:29 No.2889577 Report

Quoted By:

OPs penis is probably inside it.

Right now.

A moment of silence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:18:50 No.2889579 Report

Quoted By: >>2889628

>>2889564

What charges? Let her prove it. She's in his house and refused to leave when he told her to

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:19:28 No.2889581 Report

Quoted By: >>2889602 >>2889628

>>2889564
what charges could she press

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:23:48 No.2889602 Report

Quoted By: >>2889626

>>2889581
that she was drugged, raped and recorded to be posted on a public imageboard. i hope your parents aren't rich op

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:26:54 No.2889626 Report

Quoted By: >>2889672 >>2889702

>>2889602
No evidence, no case

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:27:00 No.2889628 Report

Quoted By: >>2889667

>>2889581
>>2889579

I don't know man. I know this isn't the states in this case but if it was cops would find 90 different things for which to lock OP up. Something like this wouldn't get unbiased judicial treatment here. It would just be her crying to police then OP immediately in jail.

I'm not taking that monster's side either. Fuck that Pilsbury beast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:32:26 No.2889667 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889628
Worst case scenario for that would be: whale makes false allegations, OP is brought in for questioning, no substantial evidence is found for any claims, whale is in trouble, cops call OP a perve and send him on his way

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:32:47 No.2889672 Report

Quoted By: >>2889680 >>2889696 >>2889712

>>2889626
THE THREAD'S ARCHIVED YOU FAGGOT
OP'S IN DEEP SHIT IF SHE TRIES ANYTHING

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:33:45 No.2889680 Report

Quoted By: >>2889696

>>2889672
It's been archived already?
Damn, /r9k/

Anonymoose

Anonymoose Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:35:03 No.2889696 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889680
>>2889672
I personally saved a copy, for future laughs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:35:54 No.2889702 Report

Quoted By: >>2889710

>>2889626

I just checked and OP dun goofed by leaving Exif data intact including GPS information. I'm sure nothing will come from this but there is evidence were someone to look.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:37:05 No.2889710 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889702
Most fat bitches are too stupid to consider the use of interwebs.
That and I don't think anyone would take her seriously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:37:05 No.2889711 Report

Quoted By:

>adding seriousness to this thread

Can we just go back to laughing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:37:13 No.2889712 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889672
This is about as good as it gets as far as identification.
>>2889420

Kind of glad for her it stopped there actually. She is probably having an omg moment her self.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:37:13 No.2889713 Report

Quoted By: >>2889721 >>2889723 >>2889728 >>2889731

Is this what this board is usually like? Hi from /pol/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:38:20 No.2889721 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889713
Not at all.

difobedient nassome

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:39:02 No.2889723 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889713
We're normally a lot whinier, though stuff like this thread gives me hope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:39:45 No.2889728 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889713

usually its just

>that feel when no gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2012 11:40:00 No.2889731 Report

Quoted By:

>>2889713
It's usually people complaining about LACK of dutty one night stand sex.

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