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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2012 17:06:19 No.3003380 View ViewReplyOriginalReport

Quoted By: >>3003530 >>3003663 >>3003811 >>3004487 >>3005591 >>3020981

>filling out job application yesterday
>"Other names or nickname you go by"
>happened to see Escape from LA on the tele while eating breakfast earlier that morning and put down Snake
>phone rings today
>"Hello, is this Snake?"
>"YesssSsssSssssssss..."
>end up acting like this awkward freak with a speech impediment entire conversation
>lady actually wants me to come in for an interview

Oh God. Am I supposed to keep the act up or do I just awkwardly drop it and act completely normal as soon as I see her or would that come across as dishonest or oh god why is this happening