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Creeping things you have done

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ITT: creeper things you have done

>ugly and lesbian so i disgust society
>rarely get any action and lonely
>shit ton of medical problems
>my daily meds make me wake up early from anesthesia which makes you feel all disoriented and drunk
>cant move at all and just looking around
>see hot nurse with the most fantastic rack ever known to mine eyes
>formulate plan
>i motion her over as i got a little strength in my arms now
>ask for some water for the water test
> cough it up since its only been about 5 mins
>she's on my right side and I put the water bottle in my left hand stretched my arm away from my body
>"sorry nurse, no strength in my arms. ya gotta get it yourself."
>instead of walking around the bed she actually reached for it over my bed
>strained herself and her tits squished against my face
>"its been a great day nurse, free water and a pair of melons too"
>looks at me disgusted
>I dont give a fuck since im disoriented
>get home
>fuck why id i say that