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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 05:43:56 No.3099439 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3099510 >>3099534 >>3099570 >>3099599 >>3099675 >>3099888 >>3099991 >>3100308 >>3100391 >>3101061 >>3101547 >>3102147 >>3102645 >>3103308 >>3104685 >>3104779 >>3105575 >>3105644 >>3108157

>have a 9/10 hot gf
>been hanging out for a while
>turns out she has a loser beta guy friend who dotes on her all the time
>bring it up to her
>she laughs "oh yeah, he's so nice he told me he liked me but i just use him for rides and stuff"
>i laugh with her
>now anytime he is around the both of us ill call her bitch or spank her ass
>everytime i do i can tell he wants to spring up and defender her
>everytime i do she giggles and will kiss me or call me sexy
>everytime she does its like a knife to his heart
>he still hangs out with her because he is desperate

any other robots in situations like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 05:45:48 No.3099457 Report

Quoted By:

cool fantasy bro

lskdfjalkjflksjflkajflkajflakjfalkfjalkjf

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 05:47:05 No.3099465 Report

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As a professional foreveralone.jpg loser, you're being a huge douchebag to that other guy. But I'd probably be doing the same thing if I were in your shoes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 05:47:41 No.3099472 Report

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nb4 200 posts omitted

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 05:48:03 No.3099474 Report

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I lol'd, he deserves every bit of it for being such a doormat. You're doing him a favour, maybe he'll get fed up and learn some self-respect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 05:49:01 No.3099482 Report

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He clearly wants to be cuckoled OP, give him what he wants

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 05:49:01 No.3099483 Report

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I truly hate both of you. God. Damn. It. Much as I love my career as a therapist, I wish I didn't get gifted clients this way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 05:50:30 No.3099497 Report

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You're a terrible person, OP. Just awful.

I hope you treat that bitch like shit, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 05:50:46 No.3099498 Report

Quoted By: >>3099529 >>3100683

What an idiot.

1. He will kill you
2. He will kill himself
3. He finally mans up

so chances are 2/3 that it's good for you and for him, or 1/3 it's only good for him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 05:50:56 No.3099499 Report

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this was a well crafted post. you deserve a merit badge. unfortunately you'll never have your time back. neither will i.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 05:51:39 No.3099503 Report

Quoted By: >>3099570 >>3105093

I have a really cute petite nerdy gf.
She has a bunch of nerd friends that obviously lust for her all the time.
They do her favors and give her gifts almost constantly and pretty much can't go a day without talking to her.
She has to be careful not to mention me too much otherwise they'll go ballistic.
Every once in a while one of them has some sort of mental breakdown where they decide not to talk to her ever again, but they can't go 2 days before apologizing.
It's incredibly amusing to me to fuck her senseless a couple of times a day when these people would kill to even get a kiss from her.
She even said that most of them admitted they are virgins and they try to talk about it with her as if she'll solve their problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 05:51:46 No.3099505 Report

Quoted By: >>3099551 >>3100290

BREAKING BAD IN 9 MINUTES

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 05:52:28 No.3099507 Report

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To be honest OP is a bit of an ass but I think I hate that beta more than OP, learn some self respect you stupid faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 05:52:53 No.3099510 Report

Quoted By: >>3099526

>>3099439
>>3099439
>>3099439

most of the betafags in this thread are butthurt at this post but if this is true, carry on, its funny shit!

6/10 OP would potentially read again in a while

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 05:54:23 No.3099521 Report

Quoted By:

Ultimate betas like this don't deserve any pity. I used to be like that and I realize how much of a disservice I was doing myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 05:55:27 No.3099526 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099510

Actually most people are against the beta and are pro-alpha

I guess being naive in how to attract women makes you a dickless faggot who deserves misery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 05:55:47 No.3099529 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099498
>implying he has the balls to do any of those things
He'll probably just stay a pathetic doormat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 05:56:07 No.3099534 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099439
i was nearly in the position of the guyfriend, except the girl ended up actually liking me and i had sex with her a few times. Boyfriend never found out and i moved away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 05:57:59 No.3099551 Report

Quoted By: >>3099557

>>3099505
Fuck, have to stay off 4chan a year or so until it's dubbed in my language and I watched it, everyone will spoiler the fuck out of it just for fun.

DON'T EVEN TRY I'M ALREADY GONE SDFSDFSDF

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 05:58:50 No.3099557 Report

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>>3099551

WTF IT JUST STARTED I CAN'T BELIEVE MIKE SHOT WALT IN THE HEAD IN THE FIRST 2 MINUTES

THIS SEASON IS CRAYYYY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:00:00 No.3099570 Report

Quoted By: >>3100220

>>3099503
>>3099439

Can we get more stories like these? I just love them, because even as much of a beta virgin as I am, I've never fallen into this stupid mindset of trying to win over a girl who is clearly not interested. Learn when to fucking let go. This shit makes me feel so much better about myself. I actually had one girl say that the reason she became interested in me out of all the other beta nerds I was hanging around with was because I was the only guy not hitting on her incessantly.

So please, more stories!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:00:34 No.3099571 Report

Quoted By: >>3099582 >>3099592 >>3107702 >>3119014

>meet a really awesome 10/10 girl online.
>looks like a supermodel, into nerd stuff like gaming, fantasy fiction, scifi... a real treat to just talk to her
>she immediately goes completely lust crazy for me and starts making moves and flirting non-stop
>fast-forward two weeks later I'm already fucking her regularly
>one day I stayed at her apartment and we fucked and played some vidya, chatting until after midnight
>I decide to go home since I have to wake up early and do some chores
>as I'm exiting the building her ex that she dumped for me is sitting on the stairs crying or something, obviously a wreck of a man
>I just pimp walk to my car not even bothering to look at him directly
>I can feel his gaze

Never felt more alpha in my life.

Later on she told me she talked to him earlier that evening and he called her while waiting in front of her building with flowers and shit and she told him to not even bother so he was whimpering there for like 6-7 hours before I saw him.

Later on when I dumped her she became friends with him again but then got another boyfriend and they stopped talking again. Fucking hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:02:29 No.3099582 Report

Quoted By: >>3099618

>>3099571
90% of brobots are jealous of the ex because he, at one point, was fucking a 10/10 nerd girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:04:15 No.3099592 Report

Quoted By: >>3099618

>>3099571
why did you dump her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:04:52 No.3099599 Report

Quoted By: >>3099609

>>3099439
hey OP again
>One time when I come over to watch a movie with my gf McBeta is there
>my gf gives me this apologetic look like "im so sorry i tried to get him to leave"
>apparently she had said a long time ago they could hangout that day and i know he knew we had a date that day so i guess he thought he was going to cockblock me
>i was like not so bitch
>so he decides he is going to just sit there on the chair while me and my gf sit on the couch
>he is facing the tv and we are slightly behind him
>i slowly slide my hand between her legs and start rubbing her twat
>she kind of pushes against my hand to try and get me to stop but she isn't trying hard
>she giggles softly and whispers "don't he's here"
>i start pushing against her harder
>she pulls her hand back and just lays her head against me
>i know beta totally knows whats going on because i see him look out of the corner of his eye
>as she lets out a sigh of pleasure he just gives me this death stare and gets up and leaves
>i swear he was on the verge of tears

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:05:36 No.3099606 Report

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>high school (10 years ago)
>there's this really hot girl who has a guy friend that she keeps pretty much on a leash
>he is without a doubt in love with her 100%
>she keeps him in the friendzone in front of everyone, even joking about it
>I date her briefly and each time he was around us you could tell his heart and mind were just destroyed
>due to circumstances (me moving) we stopped dating
>recently I googled some of my old friends and gfs and I googled her too
>notice she's still friends with him even though they aren't friends with anyone else from that HS crowd

Guy's in the friendzone for 10+ years.
I don't know if I should laugh at him or call him up and buy him a drink.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:06:06 No.3099609 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099599
Lol'd. More stories?

acvbblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:07:07 No.3099618 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099582

I don't even think they fucked. I think she was just cockteasing him with some stripped-down version of a relationship before I stumbled upon them

>>3099592

She was extremely high maintenance and clingy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:08:36 No.3099625 Report

Quoted By: >>3099633

This is really really sad
but dese betas man
you should help them somehow but I don't know. Maybe they just need tough love

Logic !jGXXBpfc2E

Logic !jGXXBpfc2E Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:09:48 No.3099632 Report

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No. I think all of my woman's friends see her as just a friend. And my bitch and I aren't rude enough to torture some friend zone beta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:10:00 No.3099633 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099625

Nah, they'll just come home, sit on r9k and bitch about how much of a total douche their crushes boyfriend is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:13:15 No.3099652 Report

Quoted By: >>3099676 >>3099725 >>3099980

I'm dating a girl atm that studies physics and math.
She's really cute and ditzy and a real catch.
Definitely marriage material.

She has a swarm of 20-30 dorks flocking around her.
They are completely obsessed with her, sending her poems on fb and trying to outdo each other with obscure films, books and old music they're talking about to her, writing 4-5 pages of emails about random topics so she knows they're sensitive individuals and so on..

One time I went to pick her up while she was hanging out with them.
You should have seen the look on their faces as I approached them and gave her a hug and a kiss.
About 20 of them were there and they didn't say a word for 5 minutes it took me to grab her and leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:16:58 No.3099673 Report

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yall be careful how you go about fucking with other people. that shit will just come back on you sooner or later

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:17:06 No.3099675 Report

Quoted By: >>3099718

>>3099439
another on from OP
>met gf at mall cafeteria for lunch
>she had spent the whole day with her little dingleberry of a betafag shopping and doing boring shit
>she didn't tell him that i would be joining for lunch
>i see them sitting at a table for two and walk up from behind her
>he sees me walking up and his face goes from as happy as ive ever seen him to the most hurt, other than those other two times this was before the other stories
>she likes when i am rough and controlling
>i grab her by her hair, its short and black, and pull her head back and kiss her deep
>she leaps up and hugs me
>i slap her on the ass and tell her to go get me some food
>she giggles and runs off
>i sit down across from the robot and his face is so red and twisted
>he tells me that i shouldn't treat her that way and that she was special and if i ever treat her wrong he will "take me down"
>i tell him thanks for spending all that time with her and doing all the boring shopping and that i was going to fuck her later
>he just gets redder and opens his mouth to yell at me
>no joke right as he does my gf puts my food down in front of me and plops into my lap
>she sees his face and asks "is something wrong"
>he just goes back to being beta and a little bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:17:09 No.3099676 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099652
I know the feels of that crowd of dorks.

I'm not even one of the friendzoned ones, I'm just one of the betas that didn't even try cause I know what's gonna happen.

You're kind of a jerk but I can understand why you do that to them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:21:50 No.3099718 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099675
And then you go back to writing a completely fictional story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:22:18 No.3099722 Report

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>cute 8/10 girl and i start flirting for about a week.
>she invites me to a party, says we'll do body shots etc
>talk to some of her friends, tell me to be wear of the friendzone'd guy

>day of the party comes, i arrive and see her talking to this blonde babyface faggot
>lol'd inside
>we start talking and this faggot follows us around trying to talk to her a bit, but ultimately she ignores him
>we do body shots infront of him, he jokingly says: "my turn!"
>we just stare at him and she tells me to go out with her for a smoke
>we start making out and i feel her up as this guy watches from a corner, i can feel his jimmies getting rustled
>girl's friend dares me to touch her boob and bite infront of everyone, and i comply
>faggot says he has to leave

Sadly it didn't go further than that. Was fucking worth it though, one of the best nights of my life. Felt especially alpha since this girl is from another city and I partied with her friends, knowing only about 4 people there and they liked me more than the blonde fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:22:48 No.3099725 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099652
You must be her alpha boyfriend. Nerdy girls always have alpha boyfriends and beta followers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:22:56 No.3099726 Report

Quoted By:

More OP
I love you
Or anyone else with similar stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:23:41 No.3099733 Report

Quoted By: >>3099767

OP here
I don't do it because i'm a jerk i do it because he is trying to fuck my gf, while he is miserably failing at it if it were any nonpathetic guy trying to do it i would just get in his face, i know if i do that then it really wouldn't hurt him as much as me breaking his heart like this

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:26:30 No.3099757 Report

Quoted By:

>my exgf's face when i can fap to this.

and imagine op is her new bf and im the betafag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:27:16 No.3099763 Report

Quoted By: >>3102244

>perfect hot 10/10 nerdy girl gf big tits tight pussy
>has like 134 beta followers who send her roses everyday and buy presents and shit
>everytime she is with them i go up to her and fuck her pussy raw in front of them
>they all turn red as fire and just stare away acting like they don't know
>i cum on her face and leave, she resumes talking to them like nothing happened

man you should see the looks on their faces, priceless

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:27:21 No.3099767 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099733
I don't think he'd succeed in fucking your girlfriend regardless of anything you do or don't do. or even whether you're around or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:27:23 No.3099768 Report

Quoted By:

These stories pleases me. This should be archived for future use, so every time a beta faggot makes a thread about "hurr da gurl I liek is dating a douchebag" can get told.

And maybe this place would get better.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:27:42 No.3099771 Report

Quoted By: >>3099798

Oh, I got one.

>I'm a total nerd and a beta since elementary school
>I look normal and on occasion can groom myself to look extremely presentable, but I literally knew zero girls until I was 20.
>have a bunch of friends that are like me, except they are dumpy looking and apparently unaware of it
>one of them talks for 2-3 years about this cute girl he's taking classes with
>he finally calls her out on a date and they drop by our group for small talk (and so he can flaunt her)
>the girl is amazingly cute and ridiculously out of his league
>she immediately notices me and we talk off to the side a bit, I'm trying at this point to be just polite and not step on my friend's toes
>she apparently falls madly in love with me from that day on and she's so amazingly hot that I have no choice but to screw over my friend
>he's completely fucked up over this but I had to make a move with this girl since I don't get too many chances myself
>4 years later we're still in a relationship and the friend no longer talks to me

Sometimes you have to step up, even if it is over a beta friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:29:30 No.3099782 Report

Quoted By: >>3106697

Moar stories please, good ways to remind me and keep me from falling back into the friendzoned beta crap. There's this one girl who friendzoned me pretty hard recently, I got tired of it and basically ended our friendship at which point she realized that I was the only friend who she was able to be close with so that's driven her closer to what I think is her inevitable suicide. I could come back and try to help her but after everything, her lying about loving me for my attention, her dating other guys whilst saying she doesn't want to date anyone, I'm just sick of it. Let her rot in hell if that's what she leaves herself to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:31:20 No.3099798 Report

Quoted By: >>3099804 >>3099837

>>3099771
Dude, what happened to bros before hoes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:32:17 No.3099804 Report

Quoted By: >>3101322

>>3099798
BARNEY STINSON!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:32:57 No.3099810 Report

Quoted By: >>3099816 >>3102261

Look at how many of you niggers actually fell for this.

God damn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:33:52 No.3099816 Report

Quoted By: >>3102261

>>3099810
>implying fake stories don't matter
>implying the idea that fake stories can matter isn't fundamental to our society

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:36:18 No.3099837 Report

Quoted By: >>3099853

>>3099798
Not him, but see if you're a 20 year old virgin, that shit no longer applies. In the unlikely event of one of my best mate's (numerous) bitches taking an interest in me, I'd go for it and I'd be fairly sure he'd understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:38:28 No.3099853 Report

Quoted By: >>3099868

>>3099837
Okay, if you're a 20 year old virgin I guess it's aight, but only for a fuck, beyond that it's kinda messed up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:39:33 No.3099868 Report

Quoted By: >>3099883

>>3099853
How about 25? I might be in that kind of situation

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:39:45 No.3099871 Report

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>cute gf, submissive privately, very extrovert in front of other people
>she has 3-4 friendzoned friends for years now, I think she might even be their only friend in the world and she met them through playing vidya online
>Sometimes I make her wear a buttplug in public or a remotely controlled vibe
>especially arousing when we meet them while she's wearing it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:40:43 No.3099883 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099868
I think the older you get, the less bad it is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:41:28 No.3099888 Report

Quoted By: >>3100729

>>3099439
no more from me sry guys the only other things that has happened is that she shows me his love letters/texts/poems and we laugh about them ill ask any questions if you guys have any i guess but id prefer just more stories like mine

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:44:58 No.3099907 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099861
>I got buff, /fit/, taller, dress better, more successful, and more intelligent since then

And yet here you are. And the 5'5" jewbeard has probably at least put the tip in.

You're the pitiful one here dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:45:08 No.3099910 Report

Quoted By:

OP, just put the kid out of his torment. It's vomit-inducing seeing someone constantly trying to woo a girl when they don't have a glimmer of hope in succeeding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:45:35 No.3099916 Report

Quoted By: >>3104602

Only because I used to be like these "betas" am I feeling a bit bad on the inside. I'm not claiming I'm perfect or that I'll never do something like the stuff that's being described here. In fact, I tend to be a tremendous douchebag at times.

I've changed myself and bettered myself. Will I ever truly be "one of them", AKA the people who made my life hell (and sometimes on occasion, still do!) No. I can see the humour in what you're doing; but it's not a flavour for me.

Enjoy it. I really mean that. Just like how I'm going to enjoy never, ever turning into you.

Have an nice life.

: )

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:46:56 No.3099933 Report

Quoted By: >>3099955 >>3100139 >>3102823

>new relationship that I got into recently
>we're very relaxed around each other
>don't even feel like we should put up any barriers about privacy
>she decides to show me her inbox one time I was near her as she checked her emails
>her entire inbox is full of msgs by her beta friends
>literally thousands of msgs, ranging from "how are you feeling today? I'm kind of depressed and I need to talk to someone" to entire little word vomit novels about random subjects
>she says she's always polite and tries to at least glance at the msgs and reply something kind
>they take that as approval and send more
>I told her to stop replying since it's unhealthy
>she stops
>suddenly nerds come out of the woodwork and txt her 50 times a day since they're suicidal
>tell her to not answer
>txt get angry, now they're mad and ranting about how she tricked them and how they thought they had some connection
>this goes on for weeks since they threaten suicide and beg her for help

Right now she's in the process of getting a new cell phone number.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:49:13 No.3099952 Report

Quoted By:

welp it ain't really that great but regardless...

>at a party
>this cute girl starts flirting with me, doesn't surprise me she is a huge attention whore
>her ex is infront of us and he is the most beta clingiest fuck ever
>girls start to talk about their bra sizes, tell her she is probably a D
>acts all surprised asks him how I knew etc
>dare her to take her bra of and she does, hands me over the bra
>i'm pretty buzzed at this point and idgaf so i start waving the bra infront of her ex
>smell it and strike a huge grin, proceed to dance with the whore and grab her ass and tits, with the bra on my head
>faggot keeps telling her not to do that, that it gives her a bad image, she tells him to eat a dick

the guy is pathetic, he went out 4 years with her and never fucked her. the girl is the horniest bitch i know, she literally flirts with anyone who gives her 2 seconds of attention. i was just the guy for the night, but he pretty much goes through that every weekend

faggot even crashed his car chasing after her when she left a party with another guy, i mean both are pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:49:27 No.3099955 Report

Quoted By: >>3099979

>>3099933
you, sir, are the robot maker

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:50:23 No.3099961 Report

Quoted By: >>3100035

>couple of years ago
>beta friend of my gf is very chummy with her
>he wants to burn her some dvds with movies and anime shows so she can watch them since he thinks they're amazing
>brings her 40 dvds, all burnt by him and hand picked
>we watch and enjoy them
>she mentions to him she watched them with me
>he doesn't answer for a week
>when he contacts her again he ignores this entire topic and never talks about it again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:50:26 No.3099963 Report

Quoted By: >>3127996

I cannot understand these betas.

I knew a girl who i liked a little bit and thought she liked me, however on discovering she had a boyfriend i backed the fuck off, like it was a disease. I don't worry about if she actually did like me and was willing to cheat.

Can't be bringing dishonor to my name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:52:08 No.3099979 Report

Quoted By: >>3099989

>>3099955
Considering what they do, they're probably already robots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:52:22 No.3099980 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099652

what school do you go to? this story sounds strikingly similar to someone i know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:52:40 No.3099983 Report

Quoted By:

>at least half a dozen men pine over my girlfriend
>one of them actually has aspergers
>one of them constantly calls her "baby" and always wants to hang out with her (he also has a car he spray-painted neon green and wears deadmau5 merch of all sorts)
>one of them is generic douchebag #2346
>she chooses me out of all of them
>aspergers guy apparently told people that he was actually dating her
>suddenly she starts getting messages calling her a cheating whore etc.
>confront aspergers myself
>"n-no i never s-said that"
>tell him to leave her alone
>aspergers guy suddenly stops existing, even deletes his facebook
>other guy still calls her "baby" even though shes completely ignored him for the past month
>douchebag #2346 regularly tries to hit on her

I just can't stop giggling about all this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:53:46 No.3099989 Report

Quoted By: >>3108515

>>3099979

You know what? Of all the beta losers (the type in this story, at least) I've met in my life, I think only one or two went on 4chan. Surprisingly far more were Redditors. I think /r9k/ is, pretty much, the average 4chan demographic with bot threads.

Derrida

Derrida Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:53:49 No.3099991 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099439
OP, I think you inadvertently did a little role reversal there...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:54:02 No.3099995 Report

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>have a hot female friend who likes nerdy shit
>wants me to go to an anime convention with her
>oh god what is this shit, but she says I'll think it's funny so we go
>also going with three of her beta orbiter friends, so she wants someone normal there to dial down the awkward
>all sharing a room because poor college students at the time
>only two beds, they suggest she take one bed and the rest of us draw straws for the other bed, odd men out sleeping on couch/floor
>fuck that, you guys can do what you want but I'm sleeping in the bed with the girl
>they tell me I'm not a gentleman, I laugh in their faces
>whole day cracking jokes about anime, girl thinks it's hilarious but orbiter rage meters are building
>that night when everyone is asleep I start messing around with the girl in bed
>tries to get me to stop, whispers in my ear that they'll hear, I tell her she better be quiet then
>finger her, she's so wet she's soaking the sheets
>whispers to me that she wants me to fuck her
>we get up and steathily sneak in to the bathroom
>bend her over the counter and fuck her with my hand over mouth, make her cum
>she finishes me off in her mouth
>as we're going back to bed I catch one of the orbiters on the floor staring at us, as soon as I see him he tries to pretend he's asleep
>next day he acts mad as fuck around me, won't even look at me
>never says anything
>started dating girl after that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:55:53 No.3100009 Report

Quoted By:

I have a bunch of nerdy friends since I was in that crowd since I was a kid.
On three different occasions one of my friends showed up with a lady friend that I ended up getting into a relationship with later.
They never bring it up, never talk about it or mention it in any way.
At this point they're afraid to introduce me to their new girl friends because the girls might fall for me instead.
Even with all this happening they never managed to get laid or accomplish anything.
Basically they introduce me to a girl that friendzoned them and then I end up with that girl.

All in all, my beta friends are supplying me with girlfriends and they're too beta to stop or challenge me over it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:57:08 No.3100018 Report

Quoted By: >>3103866

>be typical r9ker (kissless etc)
>fall in love with 10/10 girl
>confess feelings for her about 2 years later
>tells me we can only be friends
>keep on trying to get with her
>she tells me she has a boyfriend
>he beats the shit out of me when I kiss her one night
>it's been 6 years since he beat the shit out of me
>still madly in love with her

Best first kiss ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:57:31 No.3100021 Report

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>meet with group of friends
>they bring this super cute 8/10
>and her beta friend, of course
>betafag is the lankiest pale fuck i've ever seen, with pubic hair mustache and justin bieber hair
>cute girl and me get along great, realy great
>beta faggot in corner stares at us in rage as we party like it's 1999
>later we all sit on a bench
>omega tries to chat her up with borring stuff, she always turns around to me
>next second we make out like hell
dat sweet moment when I kissed this awesome girl in the middle of betafags sentence. I later heard hilarious stuff from my firends, he raged in front of them with tears in his eyes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 06:59:44 No.3100035 Report

Quoted By: >>3100048

>>3099961
I couldn't stop laughing at his face so I made this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:01:19 No.3100048 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100035
11/10 would kill my sides again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:02:00 No.3100054 Report

Quoted By: >>3104254

>no sex for 6 years (I repeat, SIX years)
>meet a girl online totally by chance
>she's astronomically out of my league, but she likes me from day 1
>I fear a friendzone coming but she actually wants to hook up with me
>move to another city over her
>end up living together
>she's so hot that when I walk with her down the street people actually turn their heads and whistle and honk
>literally looks like one of those "you fall in love, you lose" girls
>on top of that our interests and personalities overlap almost completely so I don't have to pretend about anything
>of course she has friendzoned betas
>it's incredibly amusing to see them squirm over her, since I'm basically them except I lucked out and found my match

I'm living proof that eventually you can stumble onto a girl that's right for you (and hot too) if you don't allow yourself to get caught up in a friendzone for years over a girl that will never deliver.

SlimCharles !!jxeYAIQtmLw

SlimCharles !!jxeYAIQtmLw Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:02:12 No.3100057 Report

Quoted By: >>3100079 >>3100086 >>3100118 >>3100156 >>3108581

Y'know, I can understand why guys do this even if it is hella mean. Never been in this situation, but I would get pretty pissed if some fucker obviously wanted to bone my woman but went about it in a sneaky-ass way where I couldn't confront him directly. It's pretty mean to rub it in their faces, but hey, anger gets the best of everyone sometimes.

What I don't get is why the girls string along their betas. I don't understand how this is appealing? Do they not realize they just want them for their bodies yet are too weak to jump on that shit? Can someone explain the appeal of this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:02:41 No.3100061 Report

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>be 17
>totally infatuated with this 15 yo
>fill up multiple college ruled spiral notebooks writing about her
>gave away entire collection of 25-30 sega genesis games to a pawn shop for $8 to pay for gas money so i could drive her around
>let her drive my car one time when she was drunk and unlicensed, received fine after she crashed into a stop sign
>drove her around on new years after i'd been drinking, got pulled over and fined for dwi
>she friendzoned me hardcore the whole time and strung me along for literally years
>the farthest she ever let me get was i got to draw a fake tattoo on her bare leg one time
>it was an isolated incident

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:03:00 No.3100065 Report

Quoted By:

fiction thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:04:40 No.3100079 Report

Quoted By: >>3100119 >>3100142 >>3100198

>>3100057

I have no idea why women do it, but I honestly think it is far more the guy's faults than the girls'. I think the girl less often "wants attention" and more often is too nice to just tell someone that's acting nice to fuck off. I mean the guys are beta and indirect, so they can always deny what they're doing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:05:25 No.3100086 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100057
the women get anything they want without having to give anything up

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:09:20 No.3100110 Report

Quoted By:

>finally found the perfect gf that's not bipolar hysterical
>she's the sweetest person I've ever met
>betas message her daily with inane stuff just so they can talk to her every day
>on occasion I answer her msgs for her with something like "I'm sorry so-and-so is visiting her parents right now so she asked me to answer her messages. Is there anything you want me to ask her?"
>that stops them for a week or two
>she finds it incredibly funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:10:58 No.3100118 Report

Quoted By: >>3100153

>>3100057
I have some guy friends who are kind of like this, though they've never come out and said they like me as more than a friend. Sometimes I'll be more affectionate with my boyfriend in front of them so they get the hint that I'm not interested in taking things further than friendship. It seems to work pretty well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:11:24 No.3100119 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100079

What's funny is that if I'm around girls who I'm just friends with or have been rejected by - it rustles THEIR jimmies to hear or see me talk to other women. Most of the time, the girls I'm only friends with I treat no differently than a male friend.

What's stupid is even if all I want is just a friend, the girl's boyfriend still gets protective - even IF he generally knows that's my only intention with her.

I had a female friend in college that while I had feelings for, told her how I felt, etc I was also respectful of her relationship with her boyfriend. It got to the point where buddy boy was growlin' for no reason - again, I basically was fine with being friends with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:13:46 No.3100137 Report

Quoted By:

-never change, r9k, never change.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:13:55 No.3100139 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099933
i just woke up
danggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg im a retard
maybe someday i'll stop being such a beta fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:14:34 No.3100142 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100079
>more often is too nice to just tell someone that's acting nice to fuck off
This is true. The attention is flattering at first, but it gets incredibly annoying very quickly. You can't just tell them to fuck off though, after all they've been nothing but nice to you (that's their whole strategy).

SlimCharles !!jxeYAIQtmLw

SlimCharles !!jxeYAIQtmLw Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:16:38 No.3100153 Report

Quoted By: >>3100193

>>3100118
You know, unless they're gay I doubt they want to be just friends. Having been a beta orbiter in the past this was never the case for me.

I guess what I'm asking is why do you like to be friends with people like that? I look back on myself and realize what an asshole I was being and am honestly angry that no one bothered to set me straight,

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:16:51 No.3100156 Report

Quoted By: >>3100180

>>3100057
girls usually don't string guys along because they like it, it's because they're too nice to tell their beta orbiters to fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:18:09 No.3100164 Report

Quoted By: >>3100182 >>3100199 >>3102310

This will slay you...

I'm with this girl for 3 years now. Still going strong and we're attached at the hip.
She has this guy in the friendzone for about 7 years now already since they were neighborhood friends.
Guy is really obnoxious in a passive-aggressive way and has his head up his ass constantly, but switches to deeply emotional snowflake mode when he's around her.
Several times he tried to undermine our relationship by spreading gossip and tried us to get into arguments, but when confronted he just goes all pathetic so we have to give him a pass.
Apparently he tried to escape the friendzone and get a gf. Maybe it's just for show or it was genuine but he tried to keep it away from us for a while.
I get my gf to tell him she might be interested in him after all and she might dump me since our relationship went south.
He literally explodes into a giddy state over it and dumps his gf-whatever. Pretty much goes flower shopping and start talking about a date.
My gf then stops talking to him for weeks, not answering his msgs or phone calls.
She then starts talking to him as if nothing happens and we laugh about his reaction and his hourly wall updates on facebook.

Little weasel deserved what he got.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:18:23 No.3100168 Report

Quoted By:

>he is OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:19:56 No.3100180 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100156
or they're too aspie to realize they genuinely want them to fuck off and they think the girl's trying to play "hard to get"
speaking from experience

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:20:16 No.3100182 Report

Quoted By: >>3100257

>>3100164
Post some of the Facebook posts please!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:20:38 No.3100186 Report

Quoted By:

>betas read these stories
>get mad
>only way they can handle this is by shouting "fake story"
>continue to be beta instead of learning from the stories
every beta in this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:21:05 No.3100188 Report

Quoted By:

i'm in this exact same situation

theres this kid with fetal alcohol syndrome that has had a crush on my gf since high school

he is awkward and weird and wears nightmare before christmas shirts and my gf uses him for rides

he texts her all the time and has even left gifts at our doorstep. i ate the candy while laughing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:22:19 No.3100193 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100153
Well they're not aspie like brobots, they're fun and interesting and they're good friends, I'm just don't want to date them and I think some of them would want to date me if given the chance. It's fine as long as they don't make any moves or awkwardly confess feelings, so if I show off a little with my boyfriend it lets them know I'm not available.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:22:37 No.3100194 Report

Quoted By:

God this shit is hilarious
my girlfriend keeps me away from her little betafag empire because she doesn't want to destroy their feelings.She still tells me shit they do just for a good laugh.One of them actually bought her a brand new VW beetle I shit you not.She didn't accept it and told the fucker she already had a car, haven't heard anything about him since

I know plenty of betafags that would never stoop as low as the fuckers you all are talking about.What the hell makes someone put up with shit like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:23:01 No.3100198 Report

Quoted By: >>3129878

>>3100079
>The guys fault.
Actually, Men are programmed to both provide for and protect women regardless of imaginary "relationship" status, and women are programmed to offer their sexuality in return. This is because it's pretty much necessary for things to be like this in order for humans to successfully reproduce. It's really no surprise that the phenomenon of beta-orbiters is so common. Men aren't just consciously deciding on a grand scale to pathetically cling to a mere woman for dear life when there are thousands like her anyway.

In technical terms, women shaming men for refusing to enlist in the military/army throughout history is a veiled attempt at striking the "beta orbiter" bone in men that drives them to this behavior - fighting a war to protect the women on the "home-front."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:23:19 No.3100199 Report

Quoted By: >>3100202

>>3100164
What no, that's just plain malicious. It'd be one thing if he was still actively trying to fuck your gf, but pulling that shit after his obvious attempt to get over her is cruel as fuck and nothing to be proud of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:24:41 No.3100202 Report

Quoted By: >>3107289

>>3100199
He deserved what he got,

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:25:14 No.3100206 Report

Quoted By: >>3107256

this sort of happened to me but the kid wasnt a douche to me or I would've kicked his ass in a second.

>back from college
>meet up with long time friend whos a girl
>havent seen her since ive been back
>go to bar with her and her bf and a few of my friends
>talking to her all night catching up and shit
>still weird because im like third wheel
>go out again with her
>she brings him again.
>next time she asks to hang out
>tell her "I dont really want to when your bf is there"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:26:51 No.3100219 Report

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>have gf for 2 years
>some guy she played wow with half a year ago is sometimes hanging out with her, comforting her when shes sad etc.
>knows she has a bf but Ive seen his romantic and desperate messages
>laugh him in the face on day he happens to be there when I come
>kick his ass for no reason
>gf moans "sorry" between our kisses while hes lying down crying in the hallway, while im pumped up on adrenaline, muscles flexing
>get an erection
>start fucking her while beta faggot silently crawls out of her apartement
>that feel when alpha as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:26:53 No.3100220 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099570
You're not even beta you stupid faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:27:13 No.3100225 Report

Quoted By:

pretty good thread.

i don't get how people can get that. girl doesn't like you then move on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:27:48 No.3100229 Report

Quoted By:

I've seen beta orbiters first-hand, but I'm still surprised this shit happens. How could you let this happen? I'm beta, and have been my whole life, but don't you realize that she has a boyfriend and that you have no shot? I guess I've never been friendzoned in my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:31:49 No.3100256 Report

Quoted By:

>Girlfriend.
>Visiting her cabin in the summer.
>Get to the cabin, she brought a ton of friends.
>One of them is this beta guy that got beaten to her by me.
>Normally a very friendly and talkative guy.
>All he does the entire time we're all hanging out is be DEAD SILENT and GLARE at me the entire time.
>So this is how it feels to be on the other end of this situation.

Felt good. I don't think the kid likes me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:32:16 No.3100257 Report

Quoted By: >>3100293

>>3100182
not that guy, but theres this really fucking creepy 19/20 year old guy i know who has the mentality of a 14 year old and is constantly "depressed" and also talks almost exclusively to 13 year old girls who constantly posts ridiculous things on his facebook about either being depressed or how much he likes X girl, and i could definitely throw a few of those posts together for you

he also has greasy as fuck bieber hair and a pedo/mexistache and is 5' 6"

oh, and some guy who i respect completely set up a fake facebook and actually got him to fall in love with a fake woman on the internet
the guy seriously went as far as to accept his marriage proposal
the entire situation was ridiculous; he still thinks that shes an actual girl

pic related, him hanging out with two high school freshman (no really)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:33:30 No.3100269 Report

Quoted By: >>3100571

>girl is in college and is roommates with another girl
>the two of them are complete bros and really awesome
>the other girl has a brother that's a total aspie
>he apparently noticed my gf and went full on beta friendzone mode with her, trying to talk to her and txt her over mundane stuff all the time
>he kept visiting more and more often until he was practically living there too, trying to be extra helpful to her, doing chores for her and trying to talk about things he thinks are interesting
>my gf is good friends with his sister so she doesn't want a shitstorm over this loser so she's just polite
>one time I was staying over and the sister was out and the manlet was in her room playing some vidya or watching movies
>that night I fucked my gf so hard she screamed for about 2 hours straight, went full anal and audibly shook the bed, etc
>he completely ignored her from then on and we practically haven't seen him for months now

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:36:17 No.3100290 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099505
HOLY SHIT IT'S OUT ALREADY?

I HAD NO IDEA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:36:52 No.3100293 Report

Quoted By: >>3100404

>>3100257
yes, do please put together some of those posts for us

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:37:38 No.3100300 Report

Quoted By: >>3100361

None of you have still answered my question.
How the fuck do betafags sink this low?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:38:46 No.3100308 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099439
OP, you are a hero of man. Pussy-beggars like the beta in your story are the main reason women these days are such entitled cunts. Please do make him feel terrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:38:48 No.3100309 Report

Quoted By:

>gf had two friendzoned beta friends
>one is full on shutin who just sends her lyrics to Nick Cave songs all day and talks about depressing shit
>the other one is one of those clingly losers that can't stop talking once he calls her on the phone so she has to listen to him for an hour at least about his daily routine
>apparently he met another girl online so he was apologizing to my gf as if he hurt her feelings and that now he has to get a new life going so he wont have time for her and that he's been talking to this new girl for half a year now and they've really connected
>after some time passes I ask my gf what happened to that guy since I didn't notice him calling again
>turns out the girl he met was actually a tranny that was fooling him until it was revealed and he got so depressed over the entire thing he was institutionalized

Oh well

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:39:30 No.3100314 Report

Quoted By: >>3100378

I'll never be in a position to experience anything like this.

I got hardcore friendzoned once in high school and I've sworn off any sort of non formal work/school relations with women ever since, just so I don't fall into that trap again.

I know I'll never attract a mate with the way I am (a recovering NEET going to college/having a job, but still very boring/nolife and short and ugly etc etc etc), and I'm generally not interested in what women have to offer besides companionship so I think it's better this way.

I don't really have spaghetti moments anymore because there's no pressure at all. Women are just NPCs that I need to interact with for work and school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:40:33 No.3100321 Report

Quoted By: >>3100337 >>3100359

>girlfriend runs a blog where she posts nude/seminude pics all the time, and personal thoughts etc.
>she has gathered around 80 followers, most of which are betafags that constantly message her asking for personal information and meetups
>every now and then she'll get pissed at me and post a blog update
>all of the betafags eat that shit up, encourage her to break up with me, they think I am a horrible boyfriend who treats her like shit and constantly message her about how they would treat her better
>sometimes i'll see her phone light up with one of these beta's messages WHILE my dick is in her mouth
>weirdest orgasm

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:42:01 No.3100337 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100321
>not getting her to post some photos of her getting fucked by you to see the hilarious reactions of her followers
Ishiggydiggydoo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:44:42 No.3100359 Report

Quoted By: >>3100386

>>3100321

I'm currently dating a camgirl that's on mfc and a couple of other sites (they broadcast parallel).
It's incredibly arousing to just sit in a room browsing and playing vidya while she puts on a show and you can hear the tokens roll in.
One of my favorite things to do is make her do a quick blowjob when she steps out of view to "refresh herself" or fuck her hard after she's done with the shows and is dripping with her juices.
Since we're both working online we just hang out like this all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:44:59 No.3100361 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100300
Almost always, they get attached to the girl before she has found a boyfriend, but they fucking suck ass at confidence and she friendzones them for life. They get caught up in thinking that she is 'the one' and they'll never find anyone else. So when she gets a boyfriend, they try to show her that they're confident enough to 'stick around' for her under the naive hope that she'll fall head over heels for this quality, and immediately start sucking their dicks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:46:58 No.3100377 Report

Quoted By:

I do the opposite, funnily enough. I get paranoid about being seen as an orbiter so I never get too friendly with girls, especially if they are in a relationship.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:47:04 No.3100378 Report

Quoted By: >>3100409

>>3100314
>not interested in what women have to offer
>mfw every foreveralone rationalizes this so they can feel like they're the rejector rather than the rejected
>mfw if an attractive girl every expressed interest in them (lol, won't happen) they would suddenly be interested in what women have to offer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:48:27 No.3100386 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100359
Username? I'm interested in paying her money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:49:32 No.3100391 Report

Quoted By: >>3101499

>>3099439
Not OP but I'm in a similar situation

>friend whom I'm fucking has this beta fag who obsesses over her
>party at her house
>they're sitting near the fire, talking
>I watch them for a bit, making eye contact with her and laughing, she returns eye rolls
>talk with my other friend who is also fucking her (before you ask I'm fucking his girlfriend too, it's a glorious arrangement)
>both walk over, straight between them and lean in for a kiss
>she makes a big deal out of hugging and lip biting
>say quite loudly "There are 2 bottles of vodka in your room" and my friend takes her by the hand
>she even has the audacity to say "It's been great seeing you" to him as us 4 retreat to her room
I heard the next morning that he slept in the room adjacent to ours. I bet he didn't sleep a wink.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:52:03 No.3100404 Report

Quoted By: >>3100413 >>3100426 >>3100536

>>3100293
heres a couple

most of them are referring to his fake internet girlfriend

i lold especially hard at the one involving his mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:52:34 No.3100409 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100378

I said besides companionship you dumbfuck.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:52:48 No.3100410 Report

Quoted By: >>3100660 >>3100707

>don't even know any girls
>Not in a 'friend zone'
>work, eat, sleep, alone
>social life consists of smoking weed with my dealer and his friends, almost always sausage fest
>sometimes a slut or two will show up to mooch off of the better looking guys.
>at least no one's mooching my stash
>so fucking alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:53:23 No.3100413 Report

Quoted By: >>3100436

>>3100404
>billy russell
suspicious.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:55:32 No.3100426 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100404
>the one with his mom

ow, right in the feels.

about two weeks ago my mom saw an advice column in the newspaper "five tips for avoiding the friendzone". she cut it out and gave it to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:56:49 No.3100436 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100413
of what

blooxlebloxxle

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 07:58:20 No.3100450 Report

Quoted By: >>3100514

>tfw 6/10 average looks
>tfw relatively smart college student
>tfw no friends at school
>tfw only close friends both moved miles away
>last text message/call recieved: 4 days ago from my mother
>last relationship: 2 years ago with a girl who i was best friends with before

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:04:08 No.3100502 Report

Quoted By: >>3100516

ITT: OP posting his fakeshit cuckhold fantasy stories and samefagging like fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:05:02 No.3100509 Report

Quoted By: >>3100525 >>3100558 >>3100561 >>3104029

>gf is a really cute archeology student, shy-looking and very bookworm/dorky and she looks perpetually in her mid teens
>she has beta orbiters that would give anything to just get even a peck on the cheek from her
>I plow her ass, pussy, mouth and she screams my name so I have to gag her with a thong and tell her to suck her own juices out of the fabric
>thousands of naked pics of her in various poses
>about 30 videos of me cumming on her face and her licking it off the floor and drinking it from a shot glass
>got her a bunny tail plug for her birthday
>I sometimes post cropped pics of her nude on /b/
>one time I jizzed inside her moments before we had to go out to hang with her beta friends
>she had to excuse herself and go to the bathroom to clean the cum up since it was dripping down her leg still

I cannot even comprehend how it must feel to be in your twenties and beyond and not be able to do these things with a girl and you had to resort to writing poems and talking circles around the girl hoping she might years down the line give you a simple date.
They probably think she's some delicate flower (since she acts the part) and she'll be wooed by complex emotional posturing with hints of profound depth.
What happened irl is that I met her and she was all over my dick by the end of that week. Down the line we found out our interests overlap significantly but it was clear we were attracted physically to each other from the start.

protip : if a girl is not immediately interested in you chances are INCREDIBLY HIGH she will never be interested in you and even if she takes interest later the situation will be too complex for you to fully enjoy the relationship

I've been in about 10 real relationships and they were always forged within a week of our first meeting. You can always tell if she's up for it or not without going through mental acrobatics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:05:03 No.3100510 Report

Quoted By:

>be two years ago
>be 16
>there was this chick who would hang out with my group of friends
>one of my friends had a crush on her
>he's a chubby beta who gets mad easily and is constantly complaining about how all women are bitches and whores and how he knows how to treat a woman
>constantly texting her, inviting her to his house to watch movies, etc.
>sometimes I'd be over there when this happened
>begin talking to girl
>she likes me
>I have a car and friend doesn't, auto bonus points
>begin giving her rides home
>one day kiss her after I took her home
>next day full on makeout session
>she becomes my gf
>friend is so jelly he belongs on toast
>invites gf over to watch movies, doesn't invite me
>go anyway
>he doesn't say anything because he's a bitch
>other friends are there
>make out with her while watching movie
>mfw three months later I was fucking her
>mfw I'd take her to his house so we could hang out right after fucking her
>mfw I have no face because fuck it I'm not going to find some image and search for the white or black spaces to color in so the robot doesn't catch me
>no longer have contact with said friend because he's a bitch
>still have gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:05:41 No.3100514 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100450
Honestly, I dont know how different your college situation is, but I found it relatively easy to fall into friend-circles, as aspie as I was. Mainly dormmates; I found kids, even the bros, to be so much more welcoming than those in high school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:05:48 No.3100516 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100502
0/10 apply yourself see me after class

op is obviously samefagging and posting 3 stories at the same time every 45 seconds

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:06:24 No.3100525 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100509
Well I think you knew this was coming, soo... pics?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:07:24 No.3100534 Report

Quoted By: >>3100757

>dat feel when some beta txts my girl at 1am with some "I have a feel" msg
>dat feel when we laugh at it and ignore it
>dat additional feel when I used to do that to other girls but now I'm on the other side

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:07:27 No.3100536 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100404

Holy shit that's beta as fuck, used to have a guy similar to this in my school, used to post depressing shit on facebook all the time and we would just take the piss out of him. He also switched between innocent sweet guy when girls were around to arrogant arsehole when it was just us.

I'll always remember the first time I met him as I went to introduce myself in one of our classes and he told me to go away as I would just make fun of him. He was like Chris-chan, would only associate with girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:10:05 No.3100558 Report

Quoted By: >>3100644

>>3100509
>I cannot even comprehend how it must feel to be in your twenties and beyond and not be able to do these things with a girl and you had to resort to writing poems and talking circles around the girl hoping she might years down the line give you a simple date.

it feels kinda bad. I never wrote poems or anything, but I helped this cute Asian girl through a couple semesters of CS classes. I knew then and know now that she'll never like me as anything beyond a study partner, I just like to imagine that that isn't the case, it makes me feel a bit better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:10:28 No.3100561 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100509
You had best hurry up and post those pics son

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:10:28 No.3100562 Report

Quoted By: >>3100834 >>3101423 >>3106347

That one friend who apparently has no shame about his condition and plasters it all over facebook.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:11:00 No.3100571 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100269
Dude I lolled.

analbetascreamfailbloxxx

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:13:00 No.3100582 Report

Quoted By:

>Implying your gf isn't sucking his dick for the rides

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:13:31 No.3100585 Report

Quoted By:

Some solid selfhate greentxt here, can we archive.

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:20:10 No.3100642 Report

Quoted By:

ITT: wizards pretending they have real life experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:20:13 No.3100643 Report

Quoted By: >>3101303 >>3103057

>girl movies into new apartment
>right next to her some 30 year old neckbeard is living with two cats
>immediately notices my gf has a decked-out pc
>tries to get her to play MMOs with him and won't shut up about it
>she played tf2 and killing floor with him a couple of times
>he was extra happy to introduce her to his gaming friends
>they keep playing vidya like this on occasion, every time he makes a big deal out of it and spergs out like they're going on a date
>a couple of months of that and I move in with the gf
>answer door in my underwear and he's there with some dvds and a plant (didn't notice what kind)
>he literally starts jerking his head like he has a seizure
>mumbles something about bringing something over and leaves the dvds and the planet on the doorstep
>later on it turns out he deleted his steam account after not logging into it for two weeks
>we haven't seen him in 5 months now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:20:15 No.3100644 Report

Quoted By: >>3100708

>>3100558
bitch, don't be so beta
at least charge her for your time or some shit. don't let her just use you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:22:33 No.3100660 Report

Quoted By: >>3100707

>>3100410
Hey man, it's OK, you just haven't figured out where to find girls yet.
Bro, if you lived near me, I'd take you out and we'd go just smoke weed and pop pills and shoot the shit about anything. We might see a girl or two, we'd make jokes, we'd try getting lucky, fail miserably, then laugh about it the next day.
Man, hang in there, your time will come ;_;

dudebro !!KtZB0EttS4w

dudebro !!KtZB0EttS4w Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:23:36 No.3100666 Report

Quoted By: >>3100723

Where do you guys find these characters, holy shit

I've never met anyone this dumb in my entire life

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:25:50 No.3100683 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099498

So you're implying that all those things have an equal probably of occurring? What a shithead, learn some probability next time you have pre-algebra class.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:27:54 No.3100707 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100660
>>3100410
Id love to go out for beers (yes, in public) and wingman you both.
No homo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:28:37 No.3100708 Report

Quoted By: >>3101177

>>3100644
What would I accomplish by doing that? I doubt I could successfully convince her to pay me money. wouldn't this just result in me talking to nobody instead of talking to a girl who doesn't like me like that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:29:33 No.3100713 Report

Quoted By:

>get laid at 17 in a brief relationship with a girl obviously out of my league
>for 5 years no sex or relationship of any kind
>talk to girls at my college daily and act completely friendly but I always refused to hang out with them since it was always boozing and passing out at midnight while alpha dudes make out with the hotter chicks there
>after 5 years find a girl that I can talk to normally
>she's immediately interested in me and we hang out all the time
>one night go to an open air concert and make out for the first time, get all lovey-dovey after that
>I've been with her for some time now and it feels like we're made for each other
>she has a couple of beta orbiting guys who even on a good day would be horribly inadequate for her, or for any woman for that matter
>they contact her ever day with little comments, always helpful, always prodding for an opening and twisting her answers into whatever they need
>I can't even get mad at them since I know how they feel
>I wish I could just tell them straight up "You have zero chance with her even if she was available" but I have a feeling they'd just twist even that into whatever they want to hear
>it's actually depressing to think they'll probably continue with this routine for years until they either move out of range or get some job to keep them occupied

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:31:24 No.3100723 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100666

1. Get it on with a hot girl (actually hot, not relatively hot)
2. Notice how many male friends she has
3. Majority of them are beta orbiters
4. Try to fuck with their mind in some way
5. Note how they sperg out in fantastically amusing ways

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:31:36 No.3100729 Report

Quoted By: >>3100746

>>3099888
OP, you and your gf need to stop being assholes. Tell your go to immediately drop the beta as a friend. He'll be way better off without your gf and he won't have to suffer from humiliation like this anymore. He can't do it for himself. So be a bro and tell your gf to drop him (and I mean seriously never talk to him again).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:34:03 No.3100746 Report

Quoted By: >>3101006

>>3100729
>He'll be way better off without your gf and he won't have to suffer from humiliation like this anymore

it might just completely break him, also

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:35:43 No.3100757 Report

Quoted By: >>3100787

>>3100534
I'm impressed at the attitude you guys get from this things. If I saw something like that I would get paranoid as fuck and ask her what the fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:39:16 No.3100781 Report

Quoted By: >>3119527

>meet a hot slut with big tits who was some anime/film club president or whatnot
>she deliberately has hundreds of these beta losers competing to comment on every brainfart she has on facebook
>she wants my dick
>we fuck and get into one of those physical relationships
>she changes her status to in a relationship
>these losers now swarm my profile commenting in a passive-aggressive way
>some of them "want to be my friends" and I get flooded with friend requests and "friendly" messages
>they nearly all look like either potato people with poorly glued on beards or skinny guys who never washed their hair in their life with bow ties
>ignore the fuck out of them
>they start throwing tantrums on her profile and are increasingly pushy
>I fuck her for a couple of months, get some nude pics and sex tapes out of it and cut her loose
>she's fine with it and moves to the next guy and we stay on good turns and in touch so we can get benefits
>the losers are all celebrating on her profile and patting her on the back saying good riddance to me and that I was a scumbag
>I got some hilarious "How dare you treat her like that" msgs too.

Fucking hysterical. Even to this day I troll some of these guys into writing page-long replies about how she was too good for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:40:02 No.3100787 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100757

You know that you have the right girl when you don't worry about these things.
Trust me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:43:05 No.3100805 Report

Quoted By:

Here's the thread where all robots make up a story?
I wanted to improve my writing, may give a try later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:44:26 No.3100817 Report

Quoted By: >>3101656

All that I can remember off the top of my head related to this thread is that I got a blowjob from my exgf a couple of times while she had one of these guys on the other side.
We were about to have sex when this guy calls with some sob story that took him 2 hours to go through and halfway into it my ex got bored and started to unzip my pants and play with my dick while still talking to him.
After a while she was just mumbling replies and sucking me off.
I came, she swallowed and continued listening to him while I played with her ass.

He probably thought he had a connection with her that time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:47:11 No.3100834 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100562

Fuck, that guy seems like a bro. He's doing what he wants and isn't being a bitch about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:50:00 No.3100862 Report

Quoted By: >>3100897

I'm starting to think i'm not that bad after all.
Like.. lately girls tell me i'm goodlooking and shit, i can feel the interest. But i'm afraid i keep acting like one of these beta faggots in those times when i should make a move and that completely ruins my chances

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:51:17 No.3100874 Report

Quoted By:

>friend is solid 9/10
>kind of slutty but pretty fun to be around
>invites me to some anime convention since cosplaying is her fetish
>dont really wanna but go anyway
>she brings her beta dog on a leash with her
>tall, skinny as fuck guy with a fucking teen stache and terrible acne scars
>this guy looks happy to see her as usual
>sees me and his face twists in to some sort of distortion
>she's pestering me the whole time about checking out the booths and shit
>beta tries ta jump in the conversation but she ignores him
>later we go to our hotel rooms and were watching some shitty movie
>beta faggot tries to initiate conversation and she kisses me in the middle of his sentence
>what the fuck is going on
>go along with it because its pretty hot
>peek out of the corner of my eyes and i can see this guys face is fucking flambeing
>he pretends like he needs to piss and walks in to the bedroom
>has his bag packed few mins later and says he forgot that he has some medical thing the next morning
>she's already pushed me down on the couch and is still raping my face
>he leaves with tears in his eyes

She told me she did that because she's been trying to get rid of him for years and thought making him see her kissing someone ugly would destroy him. QUITE unsettling that she would prefer kissing me than even touching this nigga.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:53:57 No.3100897 Report

Quoted By: >>3100977 >>3101043

>>3100862
I met a girl not long ago that seems interested in me. I'm terrified of talking to her for the same reason, I don't wanna seem like these guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:56:32 No.3100925 Report

Quoted By: >>3100968

Once I made a girl try to kill herself because I posted videos of me fucking her ex boyfriend on a forum we all posted on, now she's in a psychiatric hospital.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 08:57:27 No.3100931 Report

Quoted By:

I'm a total robot but I lucked out a couple of times and got decent gfs.
I even had some of my beta friends stop talking to me because apparently I was not "one of them" and a permavirgin.
Other ones were really nice about it and pretty much cheered me on.
It was also extremely weird for me to change from a betafag to "the boyfriend" and get betafags orbiting my own gf for a while.

All in all I got a whole bag of feels out of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:02:27 No.3100968 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100925
that's awesome. i wish i had that kind of pull over people
too bad i'm a beta fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:03:56 No.3100977 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100897
at least try, man.
I'm afraid i keep acting like a beta fag despite the attention i'm suddenly getting, but i'm not avoiding the situations..

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:07:44 No.3101006 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100746
You don't think the shit he's currently enduring isn't breaking hm already?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:08:24 No.3101014 Report

Quoted By: >>3101037 >>3101047 >>3106991

The thing that always gets me is that all these betas would have NO CHANCE of having any kind of meaningful relationship with the girls they obsess over.
In 99% they think the girl in question is some delicate princess they need to serve and constantly amaze with trivia and who will also cure them of their spergitude through some magical healing process.

What girls usually want is just a confident, down-to-earth guy who's charming and can effortlessly get in her panties and fuck her senseless. Having a car, a job and some really cool skill is also a must.

The betas fail on all these counts yet they're completely unaware of this instead trying to talk their way into her life for years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:09:46 No.3101022 Report

Quoted By: >>3104101

>Hot nerdy girl into anime, other weird shit
>She invites me over (met on OKcupid)
>get there, beta friend standing by door
>guy is like a posterchild for being beta, tall,skinny,braces @ 19 years old
>ask girl if she wants to go to the coast
>beta wants to come
>tell him "sorry dude i dont think theres room"
>i drive a fucking sedan
>come back to her apt, beta still there
>say nothing to him, walk her to room
>start making out, turns out shes a virgin, we get naked
>hear a knock on the door
>"katie i need to talk to you"
>she gets up, i push her down and shove my cock into her
>she yelps, throws arms around me
>"andrew not now"
>start fucking her against the wall extremely loudly, shes bleeding
>can hear sobbing behind door
>still fucking her
>phone rings, it's beta calling her from outside the door

>he cried, fell asleep on the couch
>i left the next morning and he wouldnt even look at me
>heard him scurry to her door as soon as i left

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:11:35 No.3101037 Report

Quoted By: >>3107001

>>3101014
>some other really cool skill
Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuk skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills.

>blixablex

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:12:34 No.3101043 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100897
STOP THIS FUCKING MENTALITY. RIGHT NOW.
The difference between you and the beta orbiters is that SHE IS ACTUALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU.

You are not going out of your way to provide shit for her in a pathetic attempt to win her over. You are some dude she finds cool enough to want to fuck and now it's your job to seize the opportunity by the balls and fuck her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:12:56 No.3101047 Report

Quoted By: >>3101059 >>3101062

>>3101014
what then would you have them do? just give up? Go back to WoW and not talk to girls at all?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:14:28 No.3101059 Report

Quoted By:

>>3101047

1. Stop trying to impress a girl that doesn't care for you
2. Find a girl that does

There.
Most of these betas are caught in a loop where they're trying to impress some girl for YEARS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:15:00 No.3101061 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099439

>she laughs "oh yeah, he's so nice he told me he liked me but i just use him for rides and stuff"
>he's so nice he told me he liked me but i just use him for rides and stuff
>for rides and stuff

i lost it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:15:07 No.3101062 Report

Quoted By:

>>3101047

They should try and take some lessons from their failure and move on to another girl.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:18:59 No.3101085 Report

Quoted By:

Cuckold tales

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:24:36 No.3101139 Report

Quoted By: >>3101152

Are any of these stories actually true? I've been a friendzoned beta faggot most of my life, but nothing like this. I get friendzoned by single girls. There's no way I'd continue to pursue a chick like this after she's obviously dating/fucking someone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:25:31 No.3101152 Report

Quoted By: >>3101171 >>3101207

>>3101139
I'm certain some of these are made up, but quite a few probably actually happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:26:26 No.3101157 Report

Quoted By:

guys

guys

i fucking love this thread. can we have more of these? my eyes are watering because its late and my eyes hurt and this thread is making me incredibly happy

robots, we will make men out of you yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:26:43 No.3101159 Report

Quoted By: >>3101239 >>3102335

Oh boy do I have a story for you.

>have a total beta friend, pretty much a complete shutin that lives online
>he somehow manages to romance a girl through some dating site before she even knew what he looked like (he looks like a typical neckbeard, but dresses up in silent bob + fedora shit)
>he managed to suave it up to such an extent that she was up for dating him even when she found out how he looked
>He keeps bragging how he bagged a hottie all the time
>Girl eventually adds me because she wants to talk to the dude's friend too
>We just shoot the breeze briefly since I don't like the entire situation
>Suddenly they break up
>The girl wants to talk to someone about it so I have to be the one
>Apparently they were doing fine for a couple of weeks but then they decided to have sex
>Guy went full autist and just plowed her awkwardly missionary style (he has about 150lbs more than her) until she started crying, at that point he just sat there staring blankly at the wall until she dressed up and left
>She said to me he was horrible in bed and she made a mistake about even dating him since he thought he was a 3/10 at best but she thought he had an interesting personality and she gave him a chance
>After that she didn't really talk to me again, I guess she just felt like she needed to vent
>now every time I talk to my friend I just imagine him being complete shit in bed fucking like an autist doing tard noises and scaring girls

I bet it feels shit to be him after that. To get a chance to score a hot girl and then that happens.
He hasn't had a gf or a date since and he's become even more of a shut in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:27:42 No.3101171 Report

Quoted By:

>>3101152
as someone who's been both the boyfriend giggling at friendzoned betas and the friendzoned beta, i can personally say that a lot of these at least sounds true

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:28:13 No.3101177 Report

Quoted By: >>3107030

>>3100708
If you understand the material and she doesn't, and you're helping her understand the material, then what you're doing is called TUTORING, and it's usually something that people pay for. You should have said, yes, I can tutor you, we can discuss the fee later. Then you'd research on the Internet to find out what a reasonable fee would be, keeping in mind that you aren't a professional tutor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:29:10 No.3101187 Report

Quoted By: >>3101198 >>3102472

I have to say that I've had 4 girlfriends and all of them came with a gaggle of losers.
When I noticed that about the first gf I had I made a huge shitstorm and lost her over it but later on I realized that every girl, especially hot ones, just have those losers latched onto them by default.
You just have to learn how to laugh at them behind their back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:30:58 No.3101198 Report

Quoted By:

>>3101187
trufaxx

bro

XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:32:04 No.3101207 Report

Quoted By: >>3101226

>>3101152

Thats just fucked up. Some of these stories are sort of funny, but they're more upsetting than funny. I didn't realize this happens. The betas are the ones that really piss me off. Take a hint! But the guys and girls that seem to enjoy their misery aren't cool either. I hope I never encounter this in person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:34:11 No.3101226 Report

Quoted By: >>3101250

>>3101207
you dont understand how annoying these betas really are.

you have two options:

1)get mad about it.

2)have fun with it

you cant just be 'bros' with some dudes that are trying to fuck your gf and being a bitch about it is NOT attractive at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:35:35 No.3101234 Report

Quoted By:

Got one about my ex, if you all want to hear
>Ex girlfriend is a 8/10, very nice ass
>She broke up with me after a month of dating, sorta pissed about it
>Keeps blowing me off when we hang because 'she wants to hang with her best friend that she hasn't talked to since christ was in diapers'
>Eventually stop giving a fuck about her, I'm obviously friendzoned
>Start talking to her bestfriend, super cute, she's a real sweetheart too
>Ex finds out and starts to freak out on her because she didn't tell her
>Ex then tells me she might like me
>NOT SO FAST MISS
>Ask her best friend to hang
>After a couple hangouts, we start dating but keep it toned down
>Ask ex to hang with us one time at my place
>Ex sits next to me on my couch, gf on the other side
>Ex plays with my hand, tries to lean on me
>Gf glares at her and says that we're dating
>Smile at gf and kiss her on the lips
>The look on my ex's face is hysterical
>Make out with my gf in front of her
>She's pissed, says she's gotta go
>Fuck gf on the couch as soon as she leaves
>Bonus points are that my gf then told my ex about the amazing fuck

Still dating her bestfriend, feels fucking amazing man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:35:54 No.3101239 Report

Quoted By:

>>3101159
>until she started crying, at that point he just sat there staring blankly at the wall

I cringed, and then shuddered a bit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:35:56 No.3101240 Report

Quoted By: >>3101254

One more, I fuck alot of chicks from OkCupid/Dating sites and these type of chicks ALWAYS have beta orbiter friends.

>Chick on OKcupid invites me to play LoL with her
>Adds me to Skype call
>8 guys all vying for her attention with shitty jokes, hitting on her subtly, being fucking neckbeards
>We play a game.
>I go 15-0 Dominant Xerath mid
>Guy tells me I got lucky
>I say "Probably not getting lucky until this weekend, Ashley has work all week"
>Complete silence on Skype.
>Can hear sweat dripping off beta chins
>Ashley hangs up call.
>Messages me on LoL- I dont know if I can wait 3 days ;)
>Invites me over
>Get to her place
>She's still on Skype
>Take headset from her "What's up fags?"
>Silenceofthelambs.jpg
>Plow her on the bed
>She's petite, 5'1, fuck her into oblivion, fuck her from behind and stick finger in pooper
>Leave the next morning
>All of the Betafags have removed me on LoL except one guy
>He messages me
>"I want to be you."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:37:30 No.3101250 Report

Quoted By:

>>3101226

That's basically it.
If you get mad over them, they win. They managed to cause you to argue with your gf over them and you're the one who's getting the negative points over it. They always act friendly and benign but they want to undermine subtly the relationship so they can be the potential next guy in line.
If you just allow them to do what they're doing they just gain more and more ground and they can get to be the person your gf goes to to talk after she has a fight with you and of course they will advise her to break up with you.

So the only way to handle it is to make light of them together with your gf and let her know what's going on by pointing at what they're doing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:38:14 No.3101254 Report

Quoted By:

>>3101240
PLEASE BE REAL

asfasfasfa

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:38:16 No.3101255 Report

Quoted By:

I've been on both sides of this.

> I am the beta friend for a year, but we make out and shit.
> She then tells me we can't make out anymore, she's getting back together with her boyfriend officially.
> I stick around.
> Finally I break them up and fuck her.
> We get together, officially.
> We've been dating for 2 years now.
> 3 or 4 ex boyfriends of hers still call/text all the time. Some she hasn't answered in months, others she texts back.

I don't feel very alpha because she still regularly texts one of them. Feels pretty shitty man. Felt fucking amazing when she wasn't talking to any of them though, so yeah. Post - alpha beta. I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:43:58 No.3101291 Report

Quoted By:

I went through it all.

I was a beta orbiting loser for 3 years over a melancholic girl who was into depressing shit so I tried to match her personality and got depressed too.
I have stolen a girl from my friend and fucked her. This happened with three different girls.
I have cockblocked a neckbeard who tried to hook up with a girl and hooked up with her instead and fucked her as he was whining on the phone threatening suicide.
I told girlfriends to cut the betas loose and they did.
I told girlfriends to cut the betas loose and they cut me loose.
I fucked a girl while her boyfriend was in the apartment passed out in another room.
I made out with a girl while her boyfriend was standing 10 feet away and sucked on her nipples.
I got a girl to blow me in public in front of 50 people who were unaware while she had her beta loser on the phone on hold.
I have gone 5 years with no sex in my twenties.
I have laughed together with a gf at betas trying to romance her and exes trying to get back together with her.

I've approached this situation from all possible angles so it's all amusing to me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:44:16 No.3101294 Report

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I don't know if this counts, kind of embarrassing
>be 15
>get gf
>has this autist friend that thinks he's a womanizer, constantly touching girls and her in the weirdest ways
>come to hate him, get butthurt over the entire thing
>me and her argue about it a lot
>one day after 3 months of not talking to her because of me he tells her he still loves her and cares about her
>she doesn't care, she never liked him, thought he was just being a "gentleman" to her (how the fuck is constantly touching and being rough gentlemanlike?)
>she sucks my cock that night and I cum in her mouth
>fuck the next week
>autist gets butthurt because he found out, calls me a jerk etc. etc. calls her on the phone and they argue
>she tells him to fuck off, she loves me way more than she would ever love him
>he does
>we fuck more, together for the next year
>they're still friends and me and him forgot the quiddity after a while

God damn, I hated that motherfucker. He was such an autist, and every single girl in the school was prey to his tickling and poking and hugging and caresses until after a time it got weird and they stopped being friends. That nigga was trying so hard, but never got no pussy.
He's in the Air Force now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:45:06 No.3101303 Report

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>>3100643
>two cats
>2cat

LOL!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:48:10 No.3101322 Report

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>>3099804
LOLOLOL BARNEY STINSIN.

It's not like that existed before him, or anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:48:14 No.3101323 Report

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To be honest, I only clicked on this thread because of the BrBa image. Anyways fuck you OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:56:54 No.3101372 Report

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This thread arouses me, I would like to hear the female perspective though of beta guys around while fucking alphas, and fucking dudes in front of beta chicks honestly.

Also post pics dudes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 09:57:06 No.3101374 Report

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People actually do this too themselves. I'm a beta but i have enough sense to stay away from people so i don't get treated like this/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 10:01:57 No.3101423 Report

Quoted By: >>3101468

>>3100562
You clearly haven't played Dwarf Fortress. I got one of my more outgoing friends completely hooked on it, to the extent that he would constantly play in class and talk about it whenever I was around.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 10:04:13 No.3101448 Report

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>recently got a cute gf
>so far the relationship could not be better and we moved in
>she plays TF2, Killing Floor and some other steam games
>she has 50-100 beta steam friends that swarm her with msgs the moment she logs in and they're all emoting the fuck out of themselves and acting cute and bouncy and creepily happy
>most of them are neckbeards of various slobbiness
>when she plays her games I grope her tits, lick her all over and rub my cock on her cheeks, sometimes I even suck on her toes which makes her moan
>she always giggles and loves it
>she turns off the mic and tells me how she wants my cock inside her and then flips it on and shouts some game-related stuff without missing a beat
>these betas keep gifting her shit on steam non-stop, begging her to play vidya with them
>I just end up playing the games they buy instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 10:06:17 No.3101468 Report

Quoted By: >>3101568

>>3101423

>You clearly haven't played Dwarf Fortress.

You clearly haven't seen the image.

>40
>likes : children
>"I'm a genuine 40 year old virgin"
>28 friends
>tries to get job
>gets hooked on dorf fortress and shamelessly starts sperging about it to even the handful of "friends" he has, which is actually his family

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 10:10:11 No.3101499 Report

Quoted By: >>3101526 >>3102135

>>3100391
Four against one. Well aren't you proud of yourself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 10:13:33 No.3101526 Report

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>>3101499
he's banging both his girlfriend and some other dude's girlfriend, and they apparently went and had a foursome

I'd say that he has cause to be proud of himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 10:15:38 No.3101547 Report

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>>3099439
This is what's going to happen.

>Beta will leave her side
>Beta will bulk up
>Beta will try to win her over
>Beta will realize its not worth it
>Beta will become Douchebag

It happened to me.

It happened to my Beta friends. Who I met playing D&D.

It happened to My Father, Grandfather, and Nephew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 10:18:49 No.3101568 Report

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>>3101468
Yeh, all I really saw was Dwarf Fortress. Just looked at it from the bottom up. Poor guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 10:23:11 No.3101605 Report

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It's hard not to be one of these guys when you're ugly, don't leave your house and the girl in question is the only girl that gave them the time of day in 20-30 years.

If the girls is cute it's hard to let go and settle for some uggo girl that's in their league.

Hell, I've even seen uggo girls have their own beta squadrons so there's competition even for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 10:24:25 No.3101612 Report

Quoted By: >>3107076

Having a girlfriend makes this thread so sweet to read. Yum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 10:26:24 No.3101631 Report

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we need to kill that fly jessie

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 10:28:46 No.3101656 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100817
>After a while she was just mumbling replies and sucking me off.
>I came, she swallowed and continued listening to him while I played with her ass.

>He probably thought he had a connection with her that time.

Incredible
Those last lines had me in tears of laughter for minutes
12/10 best post of the thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 10:33:52 No.3101695 Report

Quoted By: >>3101724

Archive? Let's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 10:36:59 No.3101724 Report

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>>3101695
day late and a dollar short, there, anon, you got beaten to the punch.

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/r9k/51495

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 11:15:10 No.3101974 Report

Quoted By: >>3104176

>meet girl
>she wasnt hot in the conventional way, a 7,5/10 if you will, but fucking uniquelu beautiful and had this jackie o, audrey hepburn delicate lady like aura with a shining smile and genunine elegance. definition of sweetheart
>made my robot heart beat madly in love
>ask her out
>makes out an excuse
>ask her out again
>same. dont fucking care
>the 10th time she finally agrees
>fell madly in love. become a couple on the spot
>all of my friends and family instantly love her
>avoid meeting her friends because mine are cooler
>gets emails daily from other guys. dont even care, she was the jealous one
>flash forward her 2nd birthday since dating
>all of her betafags friends are there
>all robots from her college, mesmerized by her unique beauty, i recognize their look. she drives shy nerds insane
>they instantly hate me and keep being rude
>some claim they're artists
>they get her mix tapes with hand made artwork
>i am an artist too, except im succesful
>invite them over to an exhibition i was to have the following week
>the look on their faces. i couldnt even grin at them. i knew those feels and just plain pity them
i broke up with her later. its been a year and a half, im fucking 9s constantly, making them do all sort of degrading shit like tonge fuck me, or throat fucking them but feel plain empty inside. cry every night thinking about her. she was irreplazable ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 11:22:20 No.3102007 Report

Quoted By: >>3102623

>start dating girl i knew from high school
>have wonderful relationship, plan to take each other's virginity
>we work at a local theater company and have a show that night
>cuddle backstage because we're just ensemble
>she stays at her friend's place that night since going back to the suburbs at 11:30 would be a bit impractical for her since she has no car and said friend is her ride home
>im okay with this, don't really care
>3 months later
>turns out she made out with this guy at her friends house
>call her up, talk to her about what happened, decide to just get over it
>this fucking kid thinks he has a shot with her now though
>fucking her every day
>we go to a party, this guy is there
>he says hey, I tell him "don't fucking talk to her, prick."
>he sits down, looking like he's about to puke or something
>fuck her in the bathroom
>come out and he's sitting on the bench next to the bathroom
>get drunk
>fuck again in the bathroom
>mfw he left early
>mfw her friend who likes this guy gave my girl shit over upsetting him
>mfw i have no face

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 11:44:15 No.3102135 Report

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>>3101499
Same guy as before here
This guy cried on Skype to this girl, jerked off and wiped the semen on his webcam.
He also snuck into her room at night and sat on her bed crying asking to be with her. When he did enter she texted one of her friends (guy) to come around. Apparently he came in and from that point expertly ignored him. And apparently left the room only after the clothes had come off.
I wish I was there, but I was out of town.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 11:46:17 No.3102147 Report

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>>3099439
are you good looking or ugly/fat? Not having a go at all just I'm a fat fuck who somehow (I still have no idea how) pulled a solid 8/10 and was just curious if you had the same experience

Dee

Dee Mon 16 Jul 2012 11:46:33 No.3102150 Report

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Duncan, you're gonna read this thread in the archive later when your stoned, and you will shit your pants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 11:57:42 No.3102207 Report

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Duncan you're a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 12:05:47 No.3102244 Report

Quoted By: >>3129824

>>3099763
mad beta detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 12:07:45 No.3102261 Report

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>>3099816
>>3099810
Tell yourself that these stories are fake. That would be for the better of your subconscious

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 12:15:31 No.3102309 Report

Quoted By: >>3107151

>at gfs party
>not so beta dude doting on her trying to hit on her while im present
>makes eye contact with me after suggesting that she ditch me for a few minutes and come into her room with him
>she decllines him and looks at me with that 'no dont' look
>testosterone is already blasting that day more than ever, weightlifting, followed by cold shower, followedby spparring with my friend and losing
>i beat the living shit out of him right there
>all the guys at the party are my friends so they dont do shit
>he gets a few good punches in and cuts my eyebrow
>throw his ass out of her house on to the street
>he walks home

>another time this fedora hat wearing faggot iin my class was betaing up with her, we had talkked about r9k before i knew it was him
>messing with him thru text in her phone, threaten to beat his ass then pseudo gay hit on him
>he doesnt know what to think
>tell him if looks at me or continues to text her, i willl beat his ass
>never even glances to my side of the classroom again
>texts her asking why, she feels bad for him but stands by me
>i wreck his shit in a frozen yogurt parlor 2 weeks later

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 12:15:32 No.3102310 Report

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>>3100164

Out-fucking-standing marine!

I think you should have roughed him up a bit like just low impact shit like grabbing him by the shirtfront and telling him you'll fucking kill him or whatever but what you did was still good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 12:17:04 No.3102321 Report

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You know what OP and everyone else posting the green text? You're fucking awesome. I used to be one of the beta orbiters you described till I realized you sometimes have to shit on others to advance in the world. I got butt mad and spent the next two years dedicated to self improvement, and I've long since became a more alpha male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 12:18:34 No.3102335 Report

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>>3101159
>>Guy went full autist and just plowed her awkwardly missionary style (he has about 150lbs more than her) until she started crying, at that point he just sat there staring blankly at the wall until she dressed up and left
oh god wat

hiulfreas

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 12:22:22 No.3102359 Report

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>Date a "turned" lesbian
>All of her male friends and female friends have this collective "AW FUCKING COME ON" reaction to her changed relationship status
>She gets like two of her male friends to confess their feelings on the same day
>laugh a lot and feel really good in this shitty way

And there's your lesson: don't be friends with someone you want to fuck/date

swami !!XtE7jBpt/4L

swami !!XtE7jBpt/4L Mon 16 Jul 2012 12:27:42 No.3102389 Report

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>show GF this thread
>me and her relate to it and lol

thanks guys typing out these green text stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 12:28:00 No.3102392 Report

Quoted By: >>3102414

>dating a 9/10 girl who was studying journalism
>naturally, a whole fucking class of beta losers quoting poetry at her and asking her to go to jazz nights and recitals
>she just wants to get roughly laid and I provide
>one of these guys starts msging me daily with meandering walls of text that he apparently writes while drunk or something
>irl he's extremely obnoxious and constantly gets in your face and tries to put his arm around your shoulder as if he's your buddy
>girl starts feeling pity for him since he's some sort of bohemian drunken modern day poet and they attend classes together she can't ditch him
>instead of arguing constantly that she should tell him to fuck off I just dump her and step away from the situation
>fast forward a year
>check up on my exes online, notice she's ENGAGED to this loser
>email him pics of the girl getting fucked in the ass by me and cummed on, gaping asshole and all sorts of kinky shit
>week later engagement is broken off and guy apparently goes missing
>girl comes back to me crying telling me she's been thinking about me (apparently she didn't know about the email)
>I fuck her a couple of times and dump her again
>turns out he was hospitalized and is now in some rehab or institution, I don't really care

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 12:32:31 No.3102412 Report

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Alpha strike all over the boards! even in r9k people actually score

Anonymous

noko

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 12:32:51 No.3102414 Report

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>>3102392
Hahaha thats why i always get some fuckin DIRTY pics of the girls I fuck to shoow beta faggots lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 12:36:33 No.3102427 Report

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>guy keeps contacting my gf whenever she's on Skype
>always talks to her for hours and can't shut up
>one time we were both drunk and my gf passed out
>I decide to talk to the guy since Skype was left open
>I pretend I'm the gf and start flirting
>tell him I'm thinking about breaking up with my bf and I don't know what to do
>he's extremely supportive and asks if he can come over since it's a difficult time
>I say it's okay and I just need to get my mind off it and then I send him some random nudes I found online
>he loses his shit and starts telling me he's been in love with me (her) for 4 years and he knew he was right to wait all that time
>tell him I'm tired and this helped soothe me and we'll talk tomorrow
>I go to bed next to my gf, fondling her ass while she's passed out
>in the morning we go out and this guy is like in front of the house in his car
>I notice him but my gf doesn't
>I grab her ass and french kiss her for 10 minutes standing there
>we get into the car and drive off
>he unfriends her and blocks her
>she never knew what happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 12:46:26 No.3102472 Report

Quoted By: >>3102537

>>3101187
>behind their back
Alpha.

Yes Man !wAvwo2I7O.

Yes Man !wAvwo2I7O. Mon 16 Jul 2012 12:59:27 No.3102536 Report

Quoted By: >>3105993

>Be like 15
>Hanging out with my friends
>This one girl is sitting next to me
>My beta as fuck friend has a huge fucking crush on her
>We're friends but she keeps hitting on me and I keep tickling her and shit
>Eventually we're on the ground, she's beating me up and I'm tickling her
>Beta friend gets up and leaves
>Everyone else says he looked like he was crying

It's been 7 years and he still has a crush on that girl, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 12:59:33 No.3102537 Report

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>>3102472
I meant Beta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 13:08:55 No.3102576 Report

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>screencap isn't even from today's episode
Nah fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 13:13:26 No.3102599 Report

Quoted By: >>3102602

So much talk and no pics to be had....I wonder why...

swami !!XtE7jBpt/4L

swami !!XtE7jBpt/4L Mon 16 Jul 2012 13:14:47 No.3102602 Report

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>>3102599

maybe you should start trusting people more on their word you weirdo

Anonymous

noko

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 13:15:22 No.3102604 Report

Quoted By: >>3102614

One of my favorites, bit longer though
(1/2)

>high school
>trip (staying there for 7 days) to this lake, doing various kinds of sports
>several classes going
>new people everywhere
>girl that I once talked to briefly
>she is this small, cute, innocent type of girl (big tits though)
>like 3+ guys around her pretty much constantly, beta'ing it up hard
>everybody being nice to her 'cause she is small, cute, pretty and generally a good girl
>she says shit like "hey you, massage me pleasseeee :)))"
>beta guy jumps up and does this, like the good dog he is
>we're all hanging out (10 people or so) having a good time
>being funny and witty, everbody mirin'
>this girl tries to get my attention lolno.jpg
>we decide to leave
>"who's gonna carry me?"
>betas already standing up, really getting ready to do it
>uwotm8
>answer "your legs are gonna carry you, now move it"
>girl "what", the betas "dude that's rude blabla"
>0 fucks given, we all leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 13:17:17 No.3102614 Report

Quoted By: >>3107184

>>3102604
2/2

>other girls tell me the girl is taking about me constantly when I'm not there
>Being semi-rude and not giving a fuck the whole week, while sometimes being nice
>that emotion-rollercoaster
>Girl craving my attention more and more (she wants the dick, not the beta guys sweet texts)
>Betas getting more and more upset
>they tell her what an ass I am and I treat her bad, they would never do that
>Can't understand why she wants me even though I give no fuck
>Last day before leaving, we all (20 people or something) get dunk and go out
>not enough space in the cab, have her sit on my lap (betas mad)
>stroking her, she put her hand on my crotch bites my neck
>make out with her in the club (all these beta faces)
>end up fucking her outside (not so innocent after all), everybody knows what happened
>everybody texting her stuff like "what an ass, yadda yadda" and I laugh about it with her)

funny week overall, getting betas mad and right was pretty lulz

fucking fluff

fucking fluff Mon 16 Jul 2012 13:19:30 No.3102622 Report

Quoted By: >>3107196

>start hanging out with underaged slut
>we're basically going out minus the title/sex
>some guy calls her on a blocked number
>apparently a facebook stalker
>calls her the most beautiful girl he's seen
>make small talk with him on speaker while cuddling/making out with girl
>one of my friends falls for her
>is in love with her
>some guy starts liking her
>laying in her bed one morning and he texts her "I like you a shitload"
>laugh
>she gives the phone to me
>say "I like you too"
>"do you remember what we were talking about last night?"
>he was apparently talking about how he likes her while I was passed out drunk
>"lol i dunno"
>we laugh
>saying -a shitload becomes one of our sayings

>15
>skip school errday with a group that includes a model tier redhead
>we get in the same situation as above, all but going out
>guys always honk at her/cat call her from cars
>flip them off with her
>one time construction workers are staring at her and she doesn't notice
>smile at them and put my hand in the back of her jeans

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 13:19:39 No.3102623 Report

Quoted By: >>3102666

>>3102007
>>3102007
>she made out with this guy
>didn't dump her ass immediately when you found out

Looks like you are the beta here friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 13:27:14 No.3102645 Report

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>>3099439
Back when I wasn't a shut in, some couple tried to pull this shit on me (except I didn't spend a dime on her). I thought the bitch was cool until she was with her boyfriend in the same room.
One day, when the bitch left, her boyfriend asked how it it felt to see 'the love of my life' being fucked by some dude. I honestly thought she was a bro until I met the boyfriend, so I lied and said I was gay. I was the one getting free meals and drinks until she got pregnant with a nigger (cheating on her boyfriend) and literally lost her mind. It was a good ride while it lasted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 13:32:49 No.3102666 Report

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>>3102623
>ditching a slut just because she kissed someone
A true alpha stays, controls, exterminates the guy, and reckons that pussy with unholy poundings.

You know nothing of being al pha. Don't be so narrow minded. Yeah, let me be an alpha and bitch about her on r9k while I fap to amateur porn and I make constant smug remarks about how I blandly dumped her. System thinks this is spam. Fuck you system.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 13:35:59 No.3102679 Report

Quoted By: >>3107236 >>3107636

>mfw i used to be like beta just like the guys in these stories

I grew out of it but all I can do is cringe thinking about it. It does make these stories a million times funnier though.

>be talking to a new female acquaintance
>their first questions about me are if i have a job and a car (not exactly, but they subtly throw those questions in mixed with other obvious buffer questions as if they're being slick about it or some shit)
>i do but i know exactly where this is going
>stop talking to them

No women left in my life besides my mother and sisters. Probably for the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 13:50:24 No.3102761 Report

Quoted By:

Oh man I think this is the closest thread I am ever going to find for my story

>Be in last year of high school
>My friend is dating this 8/10 girl from the grade below us
>Start to talk to her a bit because he is ALWAYS around her
>Talk to her more, She eventually starts hanging out with me every single lunch time doing whatever I wanted while her beta bf either followed behind her or got angry and stormed off.
>She ends up texting me every night telling me about how clingy her boyfriend is and how its really annoying.
>mfw she types out all his texts to me and sends them to me and we laugh about them together.
>mfw said boyfriend asks me for advice on his relationship and I end up telling her what he says and we laugh about it
>After the ~3 months of me friend zoning her she tells me she wants to break up with him
>Convince her it is the right decision.
>She breaks up with him and wants to date me.
>Told her I only wanted to be friends because I was stupid and was pursuing a different 8/10 girl who ended up rejecting me.

Thats my story

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 14:02:25 No.3102823 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099933
I can relate to this, being friendzoned epically last year by this hot chick, like very hot, anyway i used to buy her stuff and like talk to her like the beta's you described there and got friendzoned and didn't realize it for like 6 months then i just gave up with her and got friends and went gym and now life is good....

Anyway, now i'm going out with this hot chick that is super cute and hot and likes comics and books and nerdy shit, so obviously there is a flock of beta's after her, she gets facebook inbox's and texts from them like 5 times a day and there's like 4 of them, one of them pretty much started crying because of it. While i'm here doing nothing, just talking to her and being very flirty every time i do and she fucking loved me, although i am more of a beta than them i do not show it and life is so god for me.

I know it's not greentext but i couldn't think of how to make it greentext and still have it make sense...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 14:14:47 No.3102898 Report

Quoted By: >>3102916 >>3107270

Story I heard from my girlfriend when she was dating her ex. Not quite a friendzoned story since she'd only met him once before, more of a friendzone kind of guy trying to unsuccessfully claw his way out.
>They're at a party with his classmates
>He was a Japanese major so it was packed with weebs.
>One neckbeard is wearing white hot topic chain pants, a too short t-shirt so his gut hung out every time he lifted his arms, black eyeliner and ski goggles cause he wanted to be cyberpunk or something.
>She and her boyfriend are sitting with a couple friends chatting.
>Cyberbeard comes over, sits right up close to gf and starts talking about himself to her.
>She politely listens since she doesn't know him that well
>Starts talking about how he never thought much about his looks until he broke up with his old girlfriend and how now he really works on them.
>Encourages her to do the same
>gf wats, especially since they're sitting right next to her boyfriend
>later finds out that the guy is obsessed with the book The Game and that that was supposed to be some play from it. Not sure how that would work (maybe he was just really REALLY bad at it) but I'm guessing "indirectly put down the girl and her boyfriend to make her insecure"?

Bonus: The next time she saw him he was in full on too small goth gear, black lipstick and a fatty on a leash

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 14:16:09 No.3102904 Report

Quoted By: >>3103598

>10/10 gf
>Pretty much OP's situation
>Always see him writing on her wall and stuff
>'That was very well put Anon's gf, you have such a lovely way of putting things'
>'You are so cute, I love how cute you are'
>This guy is clearly fucking in love with her
>Always see him posting about the friend zone on his wall
>Had never met him IRL until the other day
>Girlfriend introduces us
>I step right in, fucking crush his hand in a handshake
>"Oh, YOU are John, i've heard a lot about you!"
>'I... I hope it was all g-good stuff...'
>"Oh it was very good."
>The party goes on
>Corner him later on
>"Listen, watching you flop around like this has been very endearing and funny, but the second you stop being entertaining, we are going to have a problem. Do you understand?"
>'Y-you too...'
>Thanks me as I walk off and make out with my girlfriend in his plain sight
>He leaves early
>Either deleted his facebook or blocked both me and my girlfriend
>I am shaking with beta delight on the inside, I am still a robot but I work out and pretend to be confident
Alpha as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 14:18:59 No.3102916 Report

Quoted By: >>3102946

>>3102898
>The Game

Oh god damn. Watching guys try that shit at parties is hilarious. Just using your eyes to separate a girl from her herd from across a room is far more suave and comes across as using less effort.

Also, you have no idea how many weebs plague the goth culture. Can't move for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 14:25:17 No.3102946 Report

Quoted By:

>>3102916
My gf still doesn't understand how he thought that would work.
>Dress like a retard and talk about your looks
>Imply that she should work on her looks
maybe on a dumb girl with seriously low self esteem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 14:31:57 No.3102976 Report

Quoted By: >>3103008

>Be in high school
>Don't talk to anyone
>Beta males naturally gravitate towards me
>Don't like people, don't want this
>They all try to win me over
>Tell many of them countless times I'm not interested
>Nothing wrong with them, I just didn't want to date
>They get butthurt to the max
>Start telling everyone I'm a lesbian/an idiot
>People believe it
>Get teased and harassed the rest of my high school life

I'm glad I didn't go out with any of them, if that's how they react to a girl turning them down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 14:35:00 No.3102999 Report

Quoted By: >>3107667

Nothing amazing but here goes

> join dating site (homo)
> a handsome fireman messages me, wants to meet
> we meet, get along great, become steady
> one day at breakfast there's a knock on his door
> some beta at the door invites himself in and sits down
> we're polite but i'm thinking "is dis nigga serious?"
> i excuse myself to leave for work
> he makes no move to leave
> later i hear the fireman politely asked him to leave

Turns out they'd hooked up once before and the beta was a dud in bed and generally bland so it never progressed, but clearly he was still mirin.

then
> months and months later
> fireman is away (night shift maybe) and his parents were staying while in town
> knock on the door at 10pm or so
> fireman's dad answers the door and says "he's not home"
> beta leaves

Who the fuck visits someone unannounced at 10pm when all the lights are out? Obviously looking for a pity-fuck but jesus... Take a hint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 14:36:23 No.3103008 Report

Quoted By: >>3103023 >>3103029

>>3102976
They are the "nice guys" you're missing out on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 14:39:34 No.3103023 Report

Quoted By:

>>3103008
Yes, yes. This. They will unconditionally love you and write you poems and buy you flowers and tell you you're beautiful, only on the condition that you fuck them. And if you fail to want to fuck a scrawny, uninteresting nerd, then you suddenly become a vapid whorish slut you hates all men and doesn't know what's good for herself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 14:40:37 No.3103029 Report

Quoted By:

>>3103008
Yeah, it's really a shame because they were
SUCH
NICE
GUYS

but in reality, I'm dating a really nice guy
one that isn't a dickwad who will say stupid things about me

and even after highschool, a few were bitter about it

I see a few on my college campus and they look at me with this face of utter sadness and defeat when we cross paths.

Serves them right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 14:46:07 No.3103057 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100643

I call bullshit. You can't delete a Steam account.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 14:48:11 No.3103063 Report

Quoted By:

>know this on dude who has always those hot friends
>get introduces through him, talk to them
>apparently he believes they all fall in love with him
>they tell me they never even kissed him, he's just a good friend
>his bday party comes, hot chick shows up
>2h later I make out with her, go have a smoke
>come back he sits there like a block of ice on my seat
>tell him to move his ass so I can continue where I left off
>oukei.jpg
>he goes talking to this even hotter girl
>party continues, first girl leaves home because long day
>hotter girl chats me up and asks if I wanna make out
>I'm hmm I would feel a bit like a whore now
>but whatever, go for it
>we make out, and I take her home
>at the door step I turn around, see my friend totally sad and close to tear, red face
>I wish him a happy birthday and take his bitch home for a fuck.
>Been texting first girl for a few day, gonna fuck her soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 14:48:11 No.3103064 Report

Quoted By: >>3103067 >>3103092 >>3103460

I cannot believe how much disgusting normalfag shit there is in this thread. If you have ever had a girlfriend or lost your virginity, you have absolutely no business posting on this board. I absolutely had better not see another thread with this level of abominable normals ever again, or I will be forced to stop browsing this website until action has been taken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 14:48:54 No.3103067 Report

Quoted By: >>3103090

>>3103064
> I absolutely had better not see another thread with this level of abominable normals ever again, or I will be forced to stop browsing this website until action has been taken.

Promise?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 14:52:36 No.3103090 Report

Quoted By: >>3103460 >>3103462

>>3103067
What business do you even have here, normal? Don't you have a girlfriend you should be fucking, a car you should be driving, a job you should be working? All the things that "betas" can't experience because they aren't privileged normalfag scum?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 14:52:49 No.3103092 Report

Quoted By:

>>3103064
>/r9k/
>ROBOT9001
>translates into "Autists and Neckbeard support society"

Autist logic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 14:53:29 No.3103096 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 21 fucking this girl that is into RPGs.
>I join the crowd because of her.
>Fat nerd totally into her, blushes everytime she is around
>She nice to everyone
>One day he musters up some courage and comes over
>gives her an enya cd with shaking hands
>she thanks him and says its sweet
>we go home fucking
>she feels bad about the cd and says she doesnt know what to do
>I say give me the cd, my sister likes enya
>give his cd to my sister

guys really why the fuck do you do this embarrassin shit to yourselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 14:56:17 No.3103116 Report

Quoted By:

>Engineering college
>Chick i'm exclusive with at a bar with one of her 5ish beta friends
>Show up completely unannounced and shit faced at 1am
>Hearty hello
>Wtfrudoingherelol.jpg
>Finish off the pitcher
>walk back side by side with female
>Drop him off at his frat (he was the president no less)
>Proceed to my house and fuck
>Next Morning she reads a text she got the night before "I wish you'd have gone skipping away happily with me. :("
>Losl, sex again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 14:59:29 No.3103138 Report

Quoted By: >>3105911

>gf is friendly and nice to everyone
>baby face and small body
>betas sometimes go after her but never lasts long
>she's helpful and kind to them if they need help but feels too bad to accept their offerings of beta in case she's being misleading. (She's actually had a guy offer her money when she mentioned something she liked)
>tfw she gets sad when she thinks a guy genuinely wants to be her friend but doesn't give her a second glance after she makes her stance clear.
>she's just too sweet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 14:59:46 No.3103140 Report

Quoted By:

Goddammit. These threads depress me, broke up with gf of nearly 2 years and I really miss having a girl in my life.

And of course my confidence etc has been knocked so when I had bitches digging me when I was with the gf now dont even look at me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 15:24:28 No.3103281 Report

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>drinking home alone, getting ready to go out
>enter club, still quite empty
>8 girls a dude are dancing in a circle around a pile of handbags
>watch it for a bit, finish the last gulp of drink
>step inside circle, everyone goes wtf
>i look everyone in the faceeeee
>eventually turn towards the girl I like the most
>start dacing towards her
>her friends try to close in on her
>dont give a fuck
>girl goes for it, groping her up
>hear them shit talking about me
>start making out, we go for drinks
>see their friends staring daggers at me
>beta male makes some drama moves and leaves the bar
>later we sat together, her on my lap
>her friends being nice suddenly
>went home and fucked her silly
>never called her back

I'm an ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 15:29:54 No.3103308 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099439
>any other robots in situations like this?

no and they never will.

lol.

they only situation they are in is the one where they are the beta guy wanting to defend that chick,

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 15:36:50 No.3103335 Report

Quoted By:

this thread drove home to me just how much this board has changed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 15:40:04 No.3103352 Report

Quoted By:

>rent out two summer cottages with sauna and shit
>people evenly distributed
>run out of beer go back to our cottage
>notice this friend's wife alone in sauna
>go in ask her why she's alone
>she says the other one is always so crowded and gets gold from people hopping in and out all the time
>ok sit there have a chat with her, drink some beer
>say I gotta go back
>she says hang on a bit and grabs my hand
>touches my leg, goes up to penis, looks at me
>oh fuck, boner emerges
>she suck me off in the sauna

never spoke of it with anyone. Her husband buys me randomly shots in bars because I'm such a funny chap.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 15:43:01 No.3103370 Report

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>vacation time
>me and my girl are fucking 3-4 times a day and just playing vidya and watching movies
>decide to go hang out on campus with some of her friends
>she gives me a handjob in the car as we're getting there in traffic
>feels fucking amazing, top of the world, etc
>we arrive there and there's like 10 people waiting to greet her
>one of these oompa loompa losers actually kisses her hand
>a couple more of them follow suit
>I can't contain myself as I keep thinking about my cum residue on her hand they're kissing
>they think I'm just being rude
>they ignore me for the rest of the meeting unless I speak to them directly
>after 3 hours of watching them squirm I tell my gf out loud that we have to go home since I need to cuddle with her and jump her shit
>she laughs and they just freeze in terror
>don't even say goodbye, they just sort of grind their teeth
>they gifted her three DS games though and tried to talk her into going to some nintendo event or some shit like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 15:46:22 No.3103386 Report

Quoted By:

I would imagine some members of r9k are in this situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 15:52:41 No.3103414 Report

Quoted By:

I need more of those stories, they make my giggle hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 16:06:06 No.3103460 Report

Quoted By:

>>3103064
>>3103090
Hey, go to the 4chan rules and read the ROBOT9001 subtopic.

Note how it doesn't state >A place for sad frogs and posting greentext stories about the feel when no gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 16:06:22 No.3103462 Report

Quoted By:

>>3103090

We aren't priviliged, we're just guys who are dealing with the cards we are dealt with instead of being a total faggot about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 16:10:18 No.3103475 Report

Quoted By: >>3103546

I used to be one of those guys, only because I had no female friends, looking back I wish I had not been so beta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 16:17:12 No.3103494 Report

Quoted By: >>3111077

>going out with a gf
>sitting in a open bar of some kind
>we get drinks and enjoy the afternoon
>suddenly some dopey looking guy with two should bags on him semi-runs towards us
>he comes over and is huffing and puffing and says hello
>he tries to avoid eye contact with me and is focusing on my gf
>he starts talking in some sort of slurred speech as if he can't form proper words and is eating, talking and gasping for breath at the same time
>I literally cannot understand a single word he saying
>gf just nods and smiles and goes "yeah... yeah"
>I start to chuckle
>gf kicks me under the table so I stop laughing
>guy starts winding down and glances towards me but looks away when I try to go for eye contact
>he reaches into one of his shoulder bags and takes out some pack of biscuits and gives it to her
>as he's leaving he almost falls over and does some sort of aspie quick walk away from us
>she says he's usually "normal" but he get "agitated"

I don't even know if I should feel sorry for the guy since I doubt he even knows what sex is and he probably thinks of my gf as some sort of angel/mother figure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 16:19:21 No.3103500 Report

Quoted By:

>friends with 8/10, sex cause we can.
>has beta as fuck stalker.
>outright flirt with her whenever I am around both of them.
>i can feel his hate. It's glorious.
>No I don't feel bad, I used to be a fat fuck beta with long hair.
>Exercise, cut your fucking hair, shave those fucking pubes off your face and don't sustain yourself off doritos and mountain dew.
>Not that hard to become a normalfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 16:21:34 No.3103514 Report

Quoted By: >>3103534

I may be beta but I am not an orbiter.

Not sure if being an orbiter is worse or better. I mean, at least there is a girl you talk to on a regular basis...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 16:22:45 No.3103518 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw r9k gets more pussy than you do ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 16:24:57 No.3103534 Report

Quoted By:

>>3103514

>I mean, at least there is a girl you talk to on a regular basis...

That's how they get to where they are and stay there for years.

1. "I'll just talk to this nice girl so I don't end up not talking to a woman for the rest of my life"
2. "Oh gosh she's so nice to me that means she likes me too"
3. "We were made for each other but I need to play my moves just right. A certain configuration of how we talk will unlock the doors to our relationship so I have to put in extra effort and do all the right moves"
[5 years go by]
4. "WHAT AM I DOING WRONG SHE LIKES ME BUT SHE'S NOT SAYING IT AAARGGHHHHH I JUST NEED TO HOLD ON A BIT LONGER"
[meanwhile she changed 3 boyfriends]

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 16:27:32 No.3103546 Report

Quoted By:

>>3103475
Same here, robot. The amount of times I've been the beta is just plain embarrassing.

That being said too, I did later learn to pick up when I was not going to get laid by giving them attention, thus not being an orbiter for too long.

I guess you really have to have been on the
'other side' to realise what really goes on when you orbit up around a girl who friendzones you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 16:38:16 No.3103598 Report

Quoted By:

>>3102904
uhgh
That sounded like something off of a movie.
1/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 16:53:13 No.3103664 Report

Quoted By: >>3105690 >>3105722 >>3105764

Beta as fuck.
>All through highschool, complete neckbeard beta.
>Start playing sport for the last couple of years of school, a few of the porkier/nerdier girls start to notice me, make out with them but remain virgin until i got with one of the ugly slutty ones.
>Fuck like an autie, pledge self improvement to self.
>After getting some poon, gain some alpha-ness but still nearly a total beta and only get the defective girls.
>Finish school, work labour, join Army Reserve.
>Mind of the beta, body of the Alpha (now with auto bonus points and spare coin).
>Have a couple of longer term girlfriends that are 6 or 7/10, don't slay the poon, just give it a mild beating.
>Get proper job, hit gym, steal slutty 8/10 from beta friend, learn to slay the pussy. Still slightly beta in the way I treat her, but she was a bitch and brought out alpha-man.
>Dump her, join police force, buy kick-arse man toys (motorbikes, fast car, guns), hit bars and fuck strangers. Continue pussy slaying.
Alpha as fuck.

Now I have a long term GF of about 2.5 years, mortgage, still got my man toys. Live in the mountains and don't take no shit from nobody. Wish I could still slay pussy at random, but life's not so bad. Going to try and get back in the Reserve so I can shoot sand niggers in my spare time, given I can't shoot anyone at work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 17:30:50 No.3103866 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100018

That's pathetic, bro. Do you not have any self respect?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 18:09:27 No.3104029 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100509
>protip : if a girl is not immediately interested in you chances are INCREDIBLY HIGH she will never be interested in you and even if she takes interest later the situation will be too complex for you to fully enjoy the relationship

This, if you don't get the feeling she is into you, or at least curious, from first sight / first chat than just move on. In fact, I've had mates who have moved on immediately and this pulled the chick in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 18:23:41 No.3104101 Report

Quoted By:

>>3101022
At what time did he eat or sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 18:36:35 No.3104176 Report

Quoted By:

>>3101974
>jackie o
I loled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 18:49:02 No.3104254 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100054

>SIX YEARS

Wow, that sure is a long time...you realise this is /r9k/ right?

>full thread and nobody has called you out on this

God damn I hate summer /r9k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 18:53:40 No.3104271 Report

Quoted By:

not that alpha but
>meet this cool girl after she got married
>her husband is this scary looking fella
>she is hot as hell, apparently has some enzyme deficits, so she can't gain fat all
>he falls into depression
>drops out of band, education and part time job
>sells house, to afford booze
>meet them at friend's wedding
>they broke up, but were both invited
>he is clingy as hell but she orbits my dick
>we go dancing, I give her a hug, because she is totally reminded of her failed marriage
>a week later I fuck her at my place
>long story but things die off (she had some other guy I guess)
>my friends decide to include the loser into our activities
>he is now everywhere, even added me on fb
>mfw when I fucked his wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 18:54:57 No.3104276 Report

Quoted By:

i think this might be a troll thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 18:58:23 No.3104292 Report

Quoted By:

I have sort of a story.
>be 17, texting gf
>tells me some guy on fb who she hasn't seen in forever messages her spilling his feelings for her
>they talk for a little and she hells him about me
>he doesn't respond
>one week later
>I'm at her house and out of curiosity look at their convo
>While she's not looking i write a message about how i was kidding and wanted to fuck, had no intention of sending it
>end up doing it
>he responds "really?! this is literally the best day of my life!!"
>she finds it and responds "oh my bf sent that... awk"
>he never responded

I always see fb messages from guys who message her asking how her summer, what she's up too, etc. etc. It's always entertaining as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 19:12:23 No.3104369 Report

Quoted By: >>3104403

Best thread 2012

>What I don't get is why the girls string along their betas. I don't understand how this is appealing? Do they not realize they just want them for their bodies yet are too weak to jump on that shit? Can someone explain the appeal of this?
Women want power over men. Sex and sexuality is the easiest way. People (especially weak ones) generally do what's easiest. What's hard to understand about this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 19:17:57 No.3104403 Report

Quoted By:

>>3104369

Beta's are like emotional tampons/servants. The only real problem with the beta relationship is if the beta likes her imo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 19:29:28 No.3104471 Report

Quoted By:

I don't have a gf, but this is a funny story about a girl I'm pretty good friends with.

>Be at a party with above mentioned girl and 3 of my bros.
>This beta guy who has this huge crush my girl friend is at said party.
>One of my bros thinks it would be funny to tell him to kiss her.
>We're all drunk so many laughs are had at the idea.
>Betafag obliges and finds girl.
>Walks around with his arm around her, she is visibly uncomfortable, despite being drunk.
>For some reason, alcohol makes her kinda neurotic, and after talking to one of my bros, starts freaking out and crying.
>Betafag moves in to hug her and comfort her, she basically tells him to fuck off and stop touching her.
>He lets go and she walks over to me and cries while I hold her.
>In between telling her it's going to be alright and shit like that I look up at betafag and kinda smile. He storms off.

Later at the party he made out with some fat chick for a solid 20 minutes and when he tried to contact her the next day, she blocked his facebook and phone number. To this day he hates me and continues to make advances on my friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 19:37:04 No.3104508 Report

Quoted By:

someone should make this thread a sticky. like /fit/ has one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 19:37:57 No.3104511 Report

Quoted By:

i was like this guy for a girl. she was out of the area for college but came back to see her parents a couple times a year. we'd hook up when she was home but otherwise we'd talk on the phone all the time, she'd tell me about her conquests (she had a lot), i'd help her through her troubles, do her homework, buy her stuff, etc. the only difference is that it was understood that we had a special relationship (yeah i know that's what they all say) and we'd stop talking every time she got a real boyfriend, but she'd always come crying back to me when that was over. oh and also i kind of let her treat me like shit, and i was really good to her all the time. i used to think i was better than that beta guy who hangs around a girl, because i wanted a relationship more than sex, and i wouldn't stick around like an idiot when she got a boyfriend. i'm starting to see that i was just that beta guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 19:41:50 No.3104527 Report

Quoted By: >>3104806

>be an aggressive intelligent beta
>don't get mad at "alphas" instead
>seduce their gf
>fuck her in ways he never does
>have her buying me gifts with his money
>introduce myself to him as her gay friend
>have bitches on the tip all day
>never work
Feels good man. Nothing wrong with being beta if you're good at it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 19:51:13 No.3104602 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099916
lol this guy

protip: only women post a fucking smiley face after writing some dramatic bitchy livejournal entry

you stil have a long way to go

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 19:53:26 No.3104617 Report

Quoted By: >>3104707

Back in highschool I had a girlfriend who was the type who was really attractive, but mostly hung out with losers because she was an attention whore

>nerdy guys always talking to her
>meanwhile I'm holding her, kissing her, grabbing her, she's giggling at me
>they are clearly disheartened by this

I enjoyed my high school years. but karma is a bitch and that whore was crazy, so she left me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 20:05:18 No.3104685 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099439
0/10, or wait, that's not even trolling. It simply makes no sense. Enjoy your imaginary rage...and your friendzone of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 20:09:21 No.3104707 Report

Quoted By:

>>3104617
you mean hold her hand and kiss her fb photos? and then she left? oh I feel you betabro!

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 20:15:44 No.3104748 Report

Quoted By: >>3104799

That is like my greatest fear OP
I'm always afraid some beta maniac will kill me. I've felt jealousy once and it made me feel murderous, I can only imagine how unstable friendzoned betas are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 20:19:28 No.3104779 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099439
OP, I do. And I just know that one day his beta ass is going to snap. And he's either going to go full stalker, rapist or murderer. So I'm thinking about doing something about it, however then that would push the dude into being more radical. It's a tough spot...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 20:22:10 No.3104799 Report

Quoted By:

>>3104748
The reason you have nothing to worry about is the same reason a beta is stuck in this friendzone situation in the first place - he's a fucking pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 20:23:04 No.3104806 Report

Quoted By: >>3104824

>>3104527
>obviouslynotbeta.jpg

First of all, the "alpha-beta" thing is complete bullshit and should be taken in relative terms. Secondly, even if it IS true, you obviously have no fucking idea what beta is you stupid fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 20:25:11 No.3104824 Report

Quoted By: >>3104837

>>3104806
How is that not beta? I let the alphas beat their chest and parade around like they're the boss then I surreptitiously have my way with their females when they're not looking. That is textbook beta in the animal kingdom, and the reason that betas genes get passed on when they should ostensibly have died out because alphas make all the babies.

Malaikvavit

Malaikvavit Mon 16 Jul 2012 20:27:34 No.3104836 Report

Quoted By:

Ann Arbor is a whorebloxx

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 20:27:45 No.3104837 Report

Quoted By: >>3104854

>>3104824
"Beta," if you want to talk in those terms, means being awkward, shy, unassertive, easily intimidated, poor communication skills and a fear of the female species. Just because you don't have 200lbs of muscle and play sports 80 hours a day doesn't make you "beta." You're just not a complete meathead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 20:27:50 No.3104838 Report

Quoted By:

LOL nice op! Here's my story

>also dating a 9/10
>guys message her on facebook all the time (obvious neckbeards)
>let it slide
>when :I go see her at work or school and they're around I'll tell her to hurry up cuz the games on or if I drove tell her to "get in the car and let's ditch the herd."
>she lol's I lol then we fuck

life is sometimes okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 20:29:57 No.3104854 Report

Quoted By: >>3104885 >>3104894

>>3104837
That's not what beta means, that's just how you dweebs choose to describe yourselves. I'd say you're more likely omegas if you have all that problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 20:36:43 No.3104885 Report

Quoted By: >>3104931

>>3104854
you're not beta. you are a coward, a cheater and a backstabber. If you have to pick an animal rank for that it would be somewhere between the shit betas poop out and the left over rotten cadavers of the alpha prey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 20:38:05 No.3104894 Report

Quoted By:

>>3104854
No, that's exactly what it means. Tell me your definition then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 20:44:12 No.3104931 Report

Quoted By: >>3105040

>>3104885
The women are cheating, and I am not backstabbing these guys because I don't know or like them. A coward, perhaps, but I prefer to think of it as just being civilized enough to not have to go fight like an ape about things. Anyway, what are you being so hostile for? Has a woman cuckolded you recently or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 20:45:29 No.3104942 Report

Quoted By: >>3111687

Guess I'll contribute:
>in college, meet cute girl on first day of classes freshman year
>get her number, she wants to be my lab partner
>she's cute but it's just not something I pursued so we're friends
>months go by
>has betafriend who constantly does everything he can with her
>student government junk, works stupid student events just so he can be near her
>painfully obvious he loves her
>he's a full year ahead of us
>she's working some midnight event where they have DDR, laser tag, etc.
>I'm drinking with friends
>stop by the event, joke around with her a little while
>beat her in DDR despite drunkness
>faintly remember him staring daggers at me
>next day she texts me
>apparently this guy wanted to legitimately challenge me to a duel
>"joe wants to defend my honor!"
>she is in tears laughing over it

he never approached me and slapped me with a glove or anything so I guess he gave up?

>years later
>she's engaged
>he finally deletes her on facebook

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 20:56:01 No.3105023 Report

Quoted By: >>3105439

I hope everyone learns from these stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 20:58:29 No.3105040 Report

Quoted By:

>>3104931
actually you are both cheating. hfucking a cheater doesn't absolve you from cheating,sad to say.

otherwise women sleeping with a maried man knowingly would be innocent of fault,which isn't true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 21:06:09 No.3105093 Report

Quoted By: >>3105671

>>3099503
>that feeling when you acted beta as fuck toward a girl like this in high school,
>her rejection (in addition to the depression you were experiencing before she rejected you) started you down the path to hollowing yourself out.
>that feel when your now making a decent salary.
>encounter her on a buisness trip,
>she tries to hit on me,
>reject her.
>she tries to guilt me by bringing up highschool
>you tell her that you hated high school, that you don't like remembering yourself as you were then,
>she asks why, didn't I have fun with friends and parties and shit,
>you tell her that you never went to parties, you alienated most of your friends by the end of 10th grade (when she rejected you)
>she seems surprised, and asks about your social life in college.
>"what social life?" you say as you turn and walk away, her face seemingly becoming more surprised
>that feeling when you look back, and see her acting all victimized.
>your not sure whether to feel guilt or joy at this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 21:14:32 No.3105153 Report

Quoted By:

>be some many years ago, in 8th grade
>really like this very popular girl
>me be delta asspie
>send her stupid msgs about stupid topics and meeninglessness
>man up and throw my feelings in her sexy face
>she is a very wise and mature girl so she reject me with passion
>after the rejection i continue with my Ess, my backup plan
>i say my friend took my phone and sent all the beta crap
>just pushing myself down in the marsh of shame
>the texting ends with me, acting like a wictim for her false signals
>this was only one of probably 10-20 almost idantical situations

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 21:46:12 No.3105419 Report

Quoted By: >>3117559

Ok this will cheer up betas
>know girl since I'm 14 (now 35)
>played RPGs with her beta-orbiting her all the time
>hung out for over 7 years together, her dating all the time some alpha dogs
>never had courage to tell her how I felt
>years pass II become quite the player
>she adds me on fb, sees all the party photos of mine, with chicks kissing me and giving me fake bjs
>sees all my wall posts where I complain about hangovers and the comments are exclusively females asking if they can do anything to help
>suddenly I get an email from her asking if she can come for a visit
>first she was going to come only 2 days, now she made it into 7

anyway I'm really looking forward to this meetup, because well shes over 30 now, studied art and lives of minimum wage. I'm pretty sure she's gonna hit on me and try to get a shag. And my borthers, the lines "Sorry, but I think we work better as friends"
are already prepared in my head.

Plus I'm fucking a way hotter russian girl now who is 23.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 21:47:47 No.3105432 Report

Quoted By: >>3105474

>that feeling when your ever growing detachment from reality and people allows you to see she wasn't really all that good anyway...

>you focus instead on other things,

>begin to try to spread your revelation of what a waste of time sex is, along with other things such as resource-based economic philosophy and the virtues of automating agriculture and labor.

>that feeling when you have people break down in tears as you assist them through to process of freeing themselves. exposing the gaps in their logic and judgement.

>that feeling when your club/its meetings is disbanded/banned by the school board because you didn't allow females to join

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 21:48:38 No.3105439 Report

Quoted By:

>>3105023
All I learned is that it's sheer luck and no matter what the rest of us are still going to die alone and we may as well just nut up and accept it. The "dating" game is absolute shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 21:52:20 No.3105474 Report

Quoted By:

>>3105432
>that feel when you are friendless and will never again have a gf, so you spend a good bit of time gathering facts and statistics that help you explain why marriage and relationships are worthless.
>that feel when they start to believe your propaganda and become sad
Nothing beats spreading the misery around. Maybe one day my ideas will become mainstream and marriage will die off for good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 21:58:44 No.3105537 Report

Quoted By:

>now anytime he is around the both of us ill call her bitch or spank her ass

How did you know that you could do this? How the hell do you know when you have the go ahead to do this? What did you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 22:02:51 No.3105567 Report

Quoted By:

>freshman year of college
>fucking this 7/10 girl for a few weeks
>lost our virginites to each other
>things fizzle out
>still talk to her for a few months
>tells me about this beta-max friend of hers who has been wanting to fuck her for years
>he asks how much we fucked
>she tells him
>mfw she told me he got ghost white
>mfw he had to leave the room because he was going to puke
>mfw i have no face

in all seriousness, ive been there before too. it just felt nice to win one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 22:03:22 No.3105575 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099439
Hey its OP, damn this thread is huge
remembered a story from a while ago

>was at an internship
>2 9/10s working with me
>1 crushes on me, i string her on for a little bit
>eventually ask the other girl out
>it goes well
>much pussy to be had
>me n the two girls go out
>second girl sits next to me really close
>other girl sees this
>i act oblivious
>by the end of the date the girl next to me is practically jacking me off under the table
>other girl is almost in tears and leaves before us
>that gf apparently liked cuckolding other girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 22:04:51 No.3105586 Report

Quoted By: >>3111007

Here is a green text story from the perspective of the beta male.

>I got contact with a girl I like. She is a chubby Asian girl.
>8/10 to me, but probably 5/10 to most people.
>She probably has other guys pining for her.
>She seems to actually like me back, as she randomly gets on cam and tries to be sexy.
>I get nervous as shit, and ignore it most of the time.
>She is also doing this with other guys
>I actually like it to be honest, shows that her life doesn't revolve around me.

Is this weird or something? Or maybe I am just naturally poly amorous or something like that? I don't really get jealous easily at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 22:12:54 No.3105644 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099439

Oh well old copypasta / typical made up story.

But well, tell him to stop stalking her. And tell your girlfriend that's not okay to use people like this.

And then slap her ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 22:16:38 No.3105671 Report

Quoted By: >>3105765 >>3112532

>>3105093

>That feel when you could have gotten some pussy but instead acted like a whiny little bitch, showing her that you've never grown out of your loser high-school ways

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 22:18:18 No.3105690 Report

Quoted By:

>>3103664
>Have a mortgage
>Alpha
>2012

Yeah, nice try bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 22:22:08 No.3105722 Report

Quoted By:

>>3103664

That has to be the most obnoxious greentext story I've ever read

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 22:26:45 No.3105764 Report

Quoted By:

>>3103664

You just sound like a completely unlikable douchebag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 22:26:53 No.3105765 Report

Quoted By: >>3105846

>>3105671
>implying I wanted "pussy"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 22:34:42 No.3105842 Report

Quoted By:

>be 16
>cute girl in classes, develop major crush on her
>annoying disrespectful friend makes a move before me
>he is really alpha and all that stuff
>one day she gets really serious with him, but he is a fucktard and keeps joking so she destroys his life
>next day
>I make a move, have her in 3 minutes
>Get the pussy before he could
>he misses her terribly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 22:35:29 No.3105846 Report

Quoted By:

>>3105765

You'd prefer ass?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 22:36:38 No.3105856 Report

Quoted By: >>3105866 >>3105882 >>3105904

why do you guys go after girls who are so shallow and cruel and who exploit their "friends" for free rides/attention/favors ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 22:37:43 No.3105866 Report

Quoted By:

>>3105856

It's called "Make up stories on /r9k/"

Personally I can't read this board anymore, alls this alpha and beta shit is stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 22:38:56 No.3105873 Report

Quoted By:

>any other robots in situations like this?

I can't believe some of you fell for this. gocryyourselftosleep/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 22:39:50 No.3105882 Report

Quoted By:

>>3105856

It's neither shallow nor cruel. A bit manipulative sure, but I blame the guys really. No need to worship her and be her little slave.

I'd do the same in their position. I have once. This girl, who was mildly attractive, bought me drinks and shit, even paid for my entry into the nightclub, as I had zero money, and I didnt fuck her, even though her friend told me she wanted it.

Not on purpose though, I was just an idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 22:42:09 No.3105899 Report

Quoted By:

You and your g/f are assholes.

I've had guys that like me that doted over me and shit but I never used them or laughed about it. You're both terrible human beings who deserve one another.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 22:43:11 No.3105904 Report

Quoted By: >>3105921

>>3105856
>tfw girls don't care if you're in touch with them emotionally
>tfw being a beta is no better than being a girl's gay best friend
>tfw women want the exact opposite of what they say they want
>tfw theres a reason dbags fuck all the hot sluts
>tfw you realize you've been lied to your whole life

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 22:43:45 No.3105911 Report

Quoted By:

>>3103138
My girlfriend is the same way

She's come to the conclusion that she's never talking to any other guys again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 22:45:03 No.3105921 Report

Quoted By: >>3105937

>>3105904

Your face when you just looped down all the cliches and stereotypes. What are you, 14?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 22:47:03 No.3105937 Report

Quoted By: >>3106085

>>3105921
You know I'm right. Maybe it's not universally applicable, but there's truth in every stereotype. I figured it was all bullshit too, but I'm starting to make a few realizations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 22:54:06 No.3105993 Report

Quoted By:

>>3102536
I have a similar story.
>be 15
>friends convince me to go to band camp
>band camp
>friend introduces me to a girl he has a crush on
>she's pretty bro but still a qt
>we constantly flirt in his face
>we go out one night to a movie, the three of us
>we don't even watch the movie
>still constantly flirting
>friend says he is having back pains so we leave
>we drop him off at his dorm and go back to mine
>fucking ensues
>tell him all about it months later
>he doesn't go back to band camp next year

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 23:04:50 No.3106085 Report

Quoted By:

>>3105937

You are just butthurt over the fact that you got rejected or something like that. Don't worry about this beta and alpha bullshit as these fuckers are probably lying. Most people, not just women are attracted to people who are confident and shit. I mean the girl you are crushing on is probably confident as shit right?

It's just that nobody likes to be around people who are boring and/or have low self-esteem. Build yourself up, before you go into the dating world, don't cling onto the person and shit like that. If they not interested, then accept it and move on.

God damn, if you guys are getting cheated on by a girl you like, then dump their ass and find someone else. It's not your fault that they are a fucking asshole, no matter what these cuckold fetishist would like you to believe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2012 23:29:41 No.3106347 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100562
>asperger support group
>explains it all
> DF is still epic though

Rei !p8eYCadcMo

Rei !p8eYCadcMo Tue 17 Jul 2012 00:11:22 No.3106697 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099782
>friendzoned me pretty hard recently
either you got rejected and/or it's all you fault for never making any moves

>driven her closer to what I think is her inevitable suicide
you wish faggot

>Let her rot in hell
real letting go of things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 01:00:11 No.3106991 Report

Quoted By: >>3107004

>>3101014
>no car
>crap job
>no cool skills
>tfw gf

Feels good man

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 01:02:13 No.3107001 Report

Quoted By:

>>3101037
eating skills. They are essential.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 01:02:46 No.3107004 Report

Quoted By: >>3107019

>>3106991
a crap job is still a job, cockgoggles

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 01:03:32 No.3107012 Report

Quoted By:

>that feel when the beta friendzoned guy your ex hung around with eventually got with her.

No croissants today boss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 01:04:41 No.3107019 Report

Quoted By:

>>3107004
and a gf means not being alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 01:05:06 No.3107024 Report

Quoted By: >>3107253

>20 years old, female
>been friends with otaku dude for quite some time
>value his friendship because he respects me
>he constantly flirts with me etc but never made any moves, obviously lacks self esteem
>last year tell him i'm sorry for fucking up and dating all these stupid douchebags
>tell him from the bottom of my heart that i really appreciate him being there for me
>he says "Yeah, i mean i pretty much got that you'd never date me from the start, so."
>feelsbadman

I feel so fucking bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 01:05:43 No.3107030 Report

Quoted By:

>>3101177
also women are cheap whores, she'd probably suck him off or fuck him instead of paying for tutoring

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 01:11:23 No.3107076 Report

Quoted By:

>>3101612
don't it fucking just make it that much better Amirite?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 01:21:36 No.3107151 Report

Quoted By:

>>3102309
>I wreck his shit in a frozen yogurt parlor 2 weeks later

Holy shit my fucking sides, please be real!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 01:25:49 No.3107184 Report

Quoted By: >>3107201

>>3102614
chick sounds loose as a fucking goose, don't bang you'll get a rash on your knob area, bag it up at least

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 01:27:04 No.3107196 Report

Quoted By:

>>3102622
construction workers were staring at a 15 year old child? Fucking pedophile cunts

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 01:27:30 No.3107201 Report

Quoted By:

>>3107184
>hay guise this thread doesn't upset me at all. can't you tell by all the bro language I use so casually?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 01:31:56 No.3107236 Report

Quoted By: >>3107272

>>3102679
>George Constanza

Biggest fucking alpha there is. You ever notice how he's always got a bitch he's fucking? He's an ugly bald loser who lives at home. He's fucking chicks LEVELS above him on the fucking regular, fucking anyone from actresses and models to secretaries and cleaning ladies and HE often dumps them for trivial shit that he dislikes or because of his own neuroses, yet he always gets more bitches!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 01:33:15 No.3107253 Report

Quoted By:

>>3107024
pity fuck him once. then never speak to him again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 01:33:25 No.3107256 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100206
This this holy fuck this. One of my best female friends, we've known each other since elementary school, always does this. Her boyfriend isn't an asshole, it's just she always brings him along when we hang out now, and completely ignores me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 01:34:40 No.3107270 Report

Quoted By:

>>3102898
>cyberbeard

Bahahahahahah amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 01:34:55 No.3107272 Report

Quoted By:

>>3107236
Seinfeld's characters indulge in a selfishness unimaginable in the suburban milieus of their televised predecessors. Due to the anonymity that the city provides, there is no culpability for their actions. The programs's conspiratorial tone of intimate confidentiality stems from its function as proxy mouthpiece for the ruling class through which to speak to its bourgeois counterparts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 01:36:40 No.3107289 Report

Quoted By: >>3107508

>>3100202
>He deserved what he got

No he didn't.

If he was still actively pursuing, sure. But when someone shows tu're moving on, you don't try and rope them back in just to zest them one last time.

This post has really just made me realize how utterly childish and silly most of these stories are. But I guess if everyone involved was more mature, these situations wouldn't exist in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 01:42:15 No.3107356 Report

Quoted By:

>mfw when my 2nd girl was a smoking hot 10/10 blonde
>but she was so fucking beta
>I think I was her first boyfriend
>with her for 4 months
>didn't even hold hand
>friend, who is rational and normal, was with her for a month
>asked 'when are we gonna have our first kiss?'
>she replies, 'i don't know'
>they break up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 01:56:47 No.3107508 Report

Quoted By: >>3107620 >>3107721

>>3107289
spoken like a true beta orbiter.

He needed to be taught a lesson because he willingly ignored the reality of the situation and still thought that she was "the one" for him. Had they not pulled that on him, I'd bet even money on the fact that it wouldn't have stopped and only gotten worse.

>Apparently he tried to escape the friendzone and get a gf. Maybe it's just for show or it was genuine but he tried to keep it away from us for a while.
is not
>his obvious attempt to get over her
it's a pathetic half-measure, and the fact that he reacted to the fake breakup with
>He literally explodes into a giddy state over it and dumps his gf-whatever. Pretty much goes flower shopping and start talking about a date.
means that he was just trying to pass the time, or worse, as a pathetic attempt to make her feel like she "missed out".

Nothing cruel happened here. And he got what he deserved. But you're the beta in this situation, so nothing that will be said in this thread will ever illustrate how pathetic you are.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 02:07:20 No.3107620 Report

Quoted By: >>3107729

>>3107508

>spoken like a true beta orbiter.

Spoken like an alpha nigger. Well done.

>He needed to be taught a lesson because he willingly ignored the reality of the situation and still thought that she was "the one" for him. Had they not pulled that on him, I'd bet even money on the fact that it wouldn't have stopped and only gotten worse.

And? Plenty of people delude themselves that they think someone is the "one" for them. Instead of plotting shit trying to "teach him" a lesson, they should have just confronted him a about it. Most "alphas" are betas inside.

>it's a pathetic half-measure, and the fact that he reacted to the fake breakup with

People don't just have a change of heart over night, unless you're a slut or have mental issues. Of course people will drop others to pursue old flames in a small time window, the fact that you're even bring this shit up is retarded.

>He literally explodes into a giddy state over it and dumps his gf-whatever. Pretty much goes flower shopping and start talking about a date.
means that he was just trying to pass the time, or worse, as a pathetic attempt to make her feel like she "missed out".

Most people would.

>Nothing cruel happened here. And he got what he deserved. But you're the beta in this situation, so nothing that will be said in this thread will ever illustrate how pathetic you are.

>calling people beta for arguing the contrary.

No wonder our generations keep getting dumber and women become more entitled, holy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 02:08:05 No.3107636 Report

Quoted By:

>>3102679
>Probably for the best.

It doesn't sound like you understand how humans work, so yeah it is for the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 02:08:32 No.3107645 Report

Quoted By:

I'm one of those nerd girls that you beta faggots love. I get this shit all the time. I try not to actively fuck with them unless they REALLY don't get the message (i.e me telling you I'm not fucking interested).

storytime

>befriend 350lb neckbeard
>we have a lot in common and he's nice, but hell fucking naw
>he has the same name as my bf at the time (let's say John)
>break up with bfJohn for becoming batshit crazy
>betaJohn follows me around for days
>chatting with friend in girls bathroom about ex-bf, gay bro and betaJohn are outside waiting
>"I can't see myself being in a relationship with him unless he turns down the obsession with me, I can even deal with the extra weight [bf had put on 50lbs from binge drinking], but I'd get back together with him if he sorted himself out."
>betajohn overhears, thinks I'm talking about him
>thinks he has a chance
>he's really happy for 5 minutes
>gaybro pulls him aside, explains I was talking about my ex
>"And if you freeze-frame it right here Lisa, you can see the actual moment where his heart breaks!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 02:09:05 No.3107650 Report

Quoted By: >>3107691

why do you faggots think you have 9/10? MODELS ARE 9/10s YOU ARE NOT DATING A MODEL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 02:10:12 No.3107660 Report

Quoted By:

Hahah holy shit OP I was in that exact situation last night.

feels good man

also feels a little bad

but shit, kids gotta learn

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 02:11:01 No.3107667 Report

Quoted By:

>>3102999
So.. are you holding his hose now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 02:13:19 No.3107691 Report

Quoted By:

>>3107650
Because "alphas" like to gloat about their "conquests" and the "lessons" they teach "betas". Almost all the 9/10 girls "alpha" guys say they plow are 5/10 at best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 02:15:27 No.3107702 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099571

>her ex
>she had a boyfriend before you.

used goods, etc etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 02:17:05 No.3107713 Report

Quoted By:

>meet girl at concert
>flirt and hang out with her during the whole concert
>learn that she came here using a friendzoned guy as a ride
>the guy was pissed and left without her leaving her there without a ride

If I knew that she came here with a dude friend I probably wouldn't flirt with her since I was such a niceguy back then and didn't knew how relationships and friendzoning works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 02:18:29 No.3107721 Report

Quoted By: >>3113576

>>3107508
>Nothing cruel happened here.

Immature people always find ways to justify their shitty behavior.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 02:19:19 No.3107729 Report

Quoted By: >>3107795

>>3107620
>getting upset enough to the point where you felt compelled to reply
>thinking that your broken greentext rebuttal has any weight
>terrible attempt to throw something back at me

but I'll bite. I am bored.

>Of course people will drop others to pursue old flames in a small time window, the fact that you're even bring this shit up is retarded.
she's not an "old flame", you delusional aspie, she's a girl that was never interested in him ever, even a little bit. What is wrong with you and why do you think this way?

>Most people would.
Only orbiters believe this. Not everyone carries around the emotional baggage that you do. In fact, most don't.

What do you know about women? About relationships? Why are you in denial of the fact that your notion of what "should be" is embarrassingly out of step with reality?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 02:19:44 No.3107733 Report

Quoted By:

>in foreign country
>meet with 6 women and one guy who they whip
>get wasted
>ask the man why doesnt he score
>"I err...i donno"
>too drunk to care
>i think i ruined the night due to my drunkenness etc
>night ended at 11pm

oops

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 02:28:40 No.3107795 Report

Quoted By: >>3107855 >>3113604

>>3107729
>she's not an "old flame", you delusional aspie, she's a girl that was never interested in him ever, even a little bit. What is wrong with you and why do you think this way?

Old flame can refer to a crush, dumbfuck. Wrong with me? I think the real problem lies on your outlook on things. Trying to break someone by resorting to petty schemes to get a simple point across.

>Only orbiters believe this. Not everyone carries around the emotional baggage that you do. In fact, most don't.

>implying I have emotional baggage

Bitch please, just because I don't find satisfaction in pumping genes into lukewarm holes of used sluts, doesn't mean I have emotional baggage.

>What do you know about women? About relationships? Why are you in denial of the fact that your notion of what "should be" is embarrassingly out of step with reality?

More than you do obviously. They'll always try to find a Benefit in a relationship . This is a fact, whether emotionally, sexually, or monetary. If you think otherwise, you are retarded as fuck. Out of step of reality? What the fuck are you blabbering about you gook? Not all of us deal with problems by doing it underhandedly.

Pic related its what ever "alpha" wants to be.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 02:36:07 No.3107855 Report

Quoted By: >>3107892

>>3107795

>Old flame can refer to a crush
>I don't find satisfaction in pumping genes into lukewarm holes of used sluts
>They'll always try to find a Benefit in a relationship
>This is a fact, whether emotionally, sexually, or monetary

>doesn't have emotional baggage

>Pic related its what ever "alpha" wants to be
>japanese cartoon character

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 02:40:38 No.3107892 Report

Quoted By: >>3108437

>>3107855
>>3107855

>Claims Rance is a Japanese cartoon character
> Arguments don't hold water
>posts only green text and a reaction image

>Pic related

He was created by a WOMAN. I guess it's true that they know what they want in a man better than men do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 03:05:50 No.3108157 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099439
Good on you OP.
Im sick of people defending the beta faggot.... If he had ANY fucking sense about anything he would just move on.
Keep pretending to really treat her like shit in front of him, make the loser kill himself and get out of the fucking gene pool. We have too many people in the world to have losers like that living for something that will never happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 03:29:33 No.3108373 Report

Quoted By:

Being an asshole doesn't make you alpha.

All those betas are a billion times more respectable and more important than you in every way that matters.

>inb4 hurrr beta

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 03:34:46 No.3108437 Report

Quoted By:

>>3107892
Oh God could you be any more asspie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 03:41:08 No.3108515 Report

Quoted By: >>3109178

>>3099989
Reddit is full of betas. Normals just go on facebook and don't know their way around the internet. 4chan is full of basement dwelling pedophiles and other sexual predators who are too afraid to go outside, so you never see them anyways (besides /b/, which is equivalent to reddit, and /soc/, to facebook)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 03:46:17 No.3108581 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100057
Guys dominate others in competitions and by being assholes, while women dominate others by stringing them along like slaves. It's pretty sick, but it's what humans naturally do.

The betas... fuck them, it's their own fault for giving in.

dudebro !!KtZB0EttS4w

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dudebro !!KtZB0EttS4w Tue 17 Jul 2012 03:48:14 No.3108609 Report

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This thread is still here, nice... contributing with the closest thing I got to one of these stories

>have a friend, not exactly the archetype most of these stories revolve around
>confident but holy shit he has the worst game ever
>host a party, everyone gets wasted, he somehow manages to score
>immediate regret by girl, she rages at the mere mention of his name for weeks
>dude tries to play it off as not that interested but this was the first time hed gotten any in literally years so i didnt really buy it
>lols were had by me and my friends
>several months later
>host another party, both the dude and the girl show up
>end up making out with the same girl
>end of the party, everyone is leaving
>just me, my roommates, a few drunk girls who are physically incapable of leaving, the girl in question, one of my roommates GF left... and this dude for some reason
>this guy had not gotten laid since the original incident, bears mentioning
>go into my hallway to make out some more with girl and wait for everyone to leave so we can fuck
>guy rounds the corner to talk or something, i dunno
>her face
>look back and forth between the two
>look of utter defeat on this guys face is imprinted in my memory forever
>burst out laughing for like 5 minutes straight

Shit was priceless... too bad I cant post two images with one post

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 04:46:14 No.3109178 Report

Quoted By:

>>3108515
HEY

SOME OF US ARE RECOVERING SEXUAL PREDATORS, FOR YOUR INFORMATION who are still too afraid to go outside and will never be seen in public regardless

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 05:30:13 No.3109598 Report

Quoted By:

>That feel when I've been entertaining myself with this thread since last night but have just finished reading the newest story and must wait for more stories

I guess I have a duty to contribute

>Be 15
>Meet girl, incoming freshman in my high school
>Very fucking hot, cutest face I'd ever seen at the time
>Be beta
>Not exactly an orbiter, was too scared to talk to her
>She had a bf anyway
>Breaks up with bf, starts talking to me around the same time
>Talk all day erry day
>We have a shitload of chemistry
>She gets new bf, pretend not to care for a while but pretty upset about it
>Starts talking to me about how her new bf treats her like shit
>Listen to her problems, give "advice", aka subtle hints to ditch him for me
>Eventually she cheats on him with me
>We get together and date for 2 years
>Deal with two beta orbiters during this time
>First beta orbiter was a particularly strange fellow
>Would follow us around sometimes, pissed me the fuck off but too beta to do anything about it
>She would jerk me off while he was sitting two feet away
>Got no satisfaction from this because I just wanted to tell him to fuck off but was too big of a puss, would have preferred he wasn't there at all
>2nd beta orbiter the aspie of all aspies
>Extremely obese, smelled like pure anus, cheetos stains on his lips, pokemon obsession which later evolved into bronyism
>A walking caricature of himself
>Wanted to punch that fuck so bad, instant rage every time he came around
>Too beta to really get in his face, but I did hit him once and the aspie fuck just followed us anyway but whilst making an angry face and not saying anything

all of my wat

>tfw too much of a normalfag to fit in here, and too much of a social retard and wimp to fit in with the regular folk

Feels lonely man

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 06:11:16 No.3109999 Report

Quoted By: >>3110039 >>3110081

6 years ago
>be 17
>break up with bf1, we had dated on and off for 9 months. I loved him, he didn't feel equally smitten, just somewhat
>date douchbag greasy hair, bacne, "I play guitar in a metal band" but "I love jesus christian boy"
>5 days later, wtf am I doing, this guy sucks, break up with him in pe class. he "sits" next to me because we sit by last name. spends all hour talking about heartbreaking whore women
>5 days went by and he declared his undying love for me
>wat
>no way, I'll just go back to bf1, who is just in it for the sex, at least I won't be near this asshole. also sex (never sexd bf2)
>at mall with bf1
>see bf2 across food court
>bf1 smiles evil grin, grabs me tight, gropes ass and we violently make out. finish death-kiss, he looks over back at bf2, no words need be said
>he slinks outside

that night
>he wrote a song/blog post about me and put it on myspace
>of course I read it
>fucking really

song in next post

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 06:16:36 No.3110039 Report

Quoted By:

>>3109999
We are waiting, quads girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 06:21:11 No.3110081 Report

Quoted By: >>3110117 >>3111263 >>3119729

>>3109999

song deliver:

"Gemini"
(Verse)

Gemini,
You've earned your new name.
I thought you were different
In the best kind of way,
But your eyes contradicted
The look on your face.
You told me you cared for me;
That's what they all say.
I'm just another casulty
In these sick mind games you play.
(Chorus)
Gemini,
Lookin so sweet with a bitter surprise;
Tellin me nothin but two-faced lies.
I started to love you and i dont know why.
I wont get fucked twice Gemini
(Verse)
Gemini,
What did i do?
All i did wrong was
Get closer to you.
I should have listened
To what they all said,
But i listened to you and
Regretted it since.
Maybe you'll be back
But i'll be long gone.
I might've fucked up
But you're in the wrong.

(also, I'm an Aries, but that is besides the point. he was trying tp make me a two faced lying whore woman like I should be. This, the 2 sides of gemini...?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 06:24:49 No.3110117 Report

Quoted By:

>>3110081

and I found the blog post to go with it, enjoy.

Sunday, April 23, 2006
Gemini Current mood: disappointed

HEY! I haven't actually WRITTEN a blog in SO long! Damn i miss these things. Well ALOT of shit has gone down since i last wrote one, and most of that has been within the last 2-3 weeks. OK here's the highlights: so in the last 2-3 weeks, i got a g/f, broke up with the g/f, started a kind of "cold war" with her other ex (unofficially of course), made out with a couple chicks afterwards, pissed off people in between (my ex being one of them somehow), and now i'm talkin with somebody else and might ask her out soon. lol, it's been a fun spring break!! Anyway what would a "******* Blog" be without a new song/poem. I started writing this about my ex but we're all guilty of it at some point or another so dont hold anything against her that you wouldn't hold against me to. I've got no beefs with her so (even though it seems like we're not currently talking for reasons i'm curious about) no talkin any shit about her.
But enough of the actual drama bullshit, i wrote this about anybody who lies/cheats/steals and basically Backstabs in a relationship. I really like this one and i hope you do to. Leave me a comment or two and tell me what you think

** edited for anonymity

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 06:33:50 No.3110202 Report

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I'm not that beta now, but I've been in that position of a beta faggot.

I loved this thread, it really showed me what I used to be doing wrong and how pathetic it was. I've been trying to stop doing any of that beta shit but this thread made it much more clear to me what to do and what not to do.

Thanks robots. (btw totally been making out and having romantic evenings with a girl I really like, so that's good for my self-esteem haha)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 06:48:12 No.3110298 Report

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>Me (kind of beta) and 2 friends (one also kind of beta, the other large tattooed alpha) hanging out on a weekend
>beta friend keeps getting texts from some girl he knows who is trying to fuck
>we tell him to invite her but he says she is hideous and is embarrassed
>we pressure him, he gives in
>she shows up (3/10) with pathetic fat betafag friend who is obviously in love with her
>we begin taking shots and getting crazy but her beta friend isn't feeling it
>my alpha friend asks her to dance, see her ass, tits which she does and begins hanging all over my other friend
>beta loser now wants to leave but she wont go, he leaves without her
>inevitable drunken gangbang ensues
>middle of gangbang he is banging on my house window looking at us saying she has his keys and hes locked out apt
>give him his keys and he leaves all angry and shit
>finish gangbang
>take her home in the morning never see her again
>was years ago and we still talk about how much of a faggot he was

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 06:48:22 No.3110302 Report

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gone but not forgotten!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 07:03:04 No.3110428 Report

Quoted By:

>3110302

Sorry had technology/copypaste fail

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 07:18:02 No.3110545 Report

Quoted By:

is there actually people who act like this on /r9k/ ?
i mean its a thing to be a beta, but embarassing yourself this much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 07:18:40 No.3110549 Report

Quoted By:

I feel it's necessary to share a beta to alpha transformation I once witnessed.

>classic 8/10 shy girl gets drunk and taken advantage of
>she has a betafag friendzoned
>as good as on a fucking leash, this faggot follows her around night and fucking day
> all the while, I am an objective omega bystander, merely watching this occur
>at a party one friday night
>see this girl taking shots like a motherfucker
>see the betafag drinking the same fucking beer all night trying to act casual
>alphawolves smell her weakness and pounce
>disgustingly blatant and swift flirting ensues
> they take her to a room betafag pretends like he's okay with it, but I see he's truly crushed after she's gone
> I can see his disposition shift, can practically see the chinbeard growing and his sorrow turn to fury
> this dude starts walking fast and forcefully to the room the girl was in
> I follow suit, he doesn't seem to notice
> he opens up the door, sees the girl near unconscious getting fucked one at a time by alphawolves
> the last thing I see and hear is him unbuckling his belt and saying "fucking slut"
> never see the betafag around her again, gets bitter as fuck and grows out the full edgy goatee he was born to wear
> I can only assume he hate-fucked the shit out of her in there

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 07:22:24 No.3110578 Report

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>sitting on campus just relaxing with my gf when one of her dork friends stumbles onto us
>never makes eye contact with me, just starts talking to her about how he got her that one movie she was interested in
>she can't remember when she was interested in that particular movie
>he says "you remember, we talked about it online a couple of months ago"
>I can barely contain myself at this point
>she squeezes my hand gently and says "oooh yeah I remember"
>dork seems to gain some confidence boost over this
>says he was looking for it for months and now he found it for her
>I say "awesome, we can watch it at my place tonight if we have time"
>she goes "that's awesome we can watch it in bed" on reflex, didn't realize what she said
>5 second awkward pause pause
>guy mumbles that he hopes she enjoys it and walks away
>we didn't even get around to watching the movie

>next time I saw him I approached and said "thanks for the movie, we still haven't watched it but it's on our list, I appreciate it"
>he tries to play it cool but I can see his mind is long gone

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 07:25:54 No.3110604 Report

Quoted By:

7/10
gayforpayblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 07:37:30 No.3110694 Report

Quoted By:

Best robot thread in ages.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 08:01:42 No.3110903 Report

Quoted By:

MORE STORIES MORE STORIES MORE STORIES MORE STORIES

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 08:11:46 No.3111007 Report

Quoted By:

>>3105586
I have the same, but involving 4 different girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 08:19:00 No.3111077 Report

Quoted By: >>3111137

>>3103494
>pack of biscuits

What the fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 08:19:52 No.3111088 Report

Quoted By: >>3111123

what the fuck this thread is like days old

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 08:24:45 No.3111123 Report

Quoted By:

>>3111088
got a problem with that bub?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 08:26:12 No.3111137 Report

Quoted By:

>>3111077

Probably a Brit. Biscuits = cookies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 08:37:12 No.3111263 Report

Quoted By: >>3111336

>>3110081
that... is actually not bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 08:44:21 No.3111336 Report

Quoted By:

>>3111263

it's the r9k theme-song

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 09:13:18 No.3111609 Report

Quoted By: >>3111671

Only 1/3 of the way through the thread, this shit is hilarious. Reversed but relevant story:

>Friends with incredibly intelligent black girl
>But she's exactly the kind of person you guys hate
>She's super popular and like the queen bee of her school
>Manipulates everyone she knows CONSTANTLY to get what she wants + for fun, also belittles people for fun
>I'm like the only person who she's completely honest with (inb4 she's manipulating you too; she's not, I can explain why if people request)
>Her boyfriend is only so she can manipulate him for fun
>Does shit like: withholds pussy - they haven't had sex yet at all after six months so far, promises to give him blowjobs for stuff but she doesn't keep her promise, forces him to get on his knees in public areas to tie her shoes...
>You get the idea, tons more stuff like that
>He's always buttmad because we talk about real shit while they don't
>"Why can you talk about politics and stuff with anon but not with me!?" "If you're so bored, why don't you talk to ANON!?"
>One time she and I are up until 3am talking on phone even tho she promised to talk to him at 12
>He's getting buttmad as time goes on
>She just goes "oh i'm so sowwy only a few more minutes :)"
>She never calls him
>We both lol
>Shit like this happens all the time

Heh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 09:23:25 No.3111671 Report

Quoted By: >>3111707

>>3111609

this girl sounds like a sociopath, and in being so accepting you do too. Don't you have some videotapes to return or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 09:24:35 No.3111687 Report

Quoted By: >>3111692

>>3104942
me again, thought of another one. I'll write as much as I know in person and then continue with what I've heard through from others:

>college, dating a girl
>her cute friend is single (friendgirl)
>"Anon find my friend a boy so we can do double dates"
>realize that my best friend since I was a little kid has similar interests to friendgirl
>they grew up with similar families
>this could work
>organize a Friday night for him to visit me from his college, but also hanging out with girlfriend and friendgirl
>they have that awkward first-time-meeting energy throughout the night
>didn't think anything of the awkwardness
>we get back to the dorms, walking the girls to theirs'
>intentionally lag behind so best friend and friendgirl have privacy
>it is painfully obvious that he should get her phone number right now
>he comes back over, girlfriend heads inside
>"Did you get her number?"
>"N-no..."
>"Go back over there and get it."
>spaghetti begins to boil
>fuck it
>I head inside, get her number for him
>we return to my dorm
>Jesus man, what was that
>"Sh-should I text her?"
>tommyleejones.jpg
>"I.... I don't know what to say."
>"You're my best friend, so I'm only doing this once."
>take his phone
>I know friendgirl pretty well
>flirt with her through text the rest of the night
>the rest of the weekend proceeds similarly
>I effectively hold his hand and walk him directly into his first ever relationship
>takes a few weeks for him to work up the courage, but eventually they start dating
>thingsfallapart.pdf
>that fall, break up with girlfriend
>bestfriend is still head over heels in love with friendgirl

(1/2)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 09:25:06 No.3111692 Report

Quoted By:

>>3111687
(2/2)

next part i've gathered from others:

>her family is insanely religious
>to date her, he effectively has to date the family
>buys sisters and parents gifts
>is so beta in his actions, friendgirl's sisters are actually giving him obvious advice that he should already know
>"She really liked it that one time you pulled her into your lap!"
>"S-She just sat on my lap..."
>he badgers her into going on another date, year after she dumped him
>eventually bestfriend and friendgirl are in her room
>she is walking around and talking because he isn't saying anything
>gets fed up, sits on him just to see what he'd do
>spaghetti literally explodes out of his fingers as he touches her
>they have one painfully awkward kiss
>a month after her giving him another chance, she dumps him completely

I did everything I could do. Not a single thank you, not a single question later asking me what he was doing wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 09:26:20 No.3111707 Report

Quoted By: >>3111741

>>3111671
I don't care about people who are weak.

Videotapes?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 09:30:13 No.3111741 Report

Quoted By: >>3111825

>>3111707

neither do i, pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 09:40:12 No.3111825 Report

Quoted By: >>3111858 >>3111911

>>3111741
So are you trying to subtly make fun of me or, like, what's going on here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 09:43:54 No.3111858 Report

Quoted By: >>3111917

>>3111825

Not sure if serious...

Watch the movie "American Psycho."

Better yet, YouTube "American Psycho" and "Videotapes."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 09:49:41 No.3111911 Report

Quoted By:

>>3111825

don't sound so alpha to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 09:50:12 No.3111917 Report

Quoted By: >>3111923 >>3112158

>>3111858
I know the film. He "returns videotapes" and goes to kill homeless people and shit.

So?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 09:50:48 No.3111923 Report

Quoted By: >>3111952

>>3111917

Not very smart either

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 09:53:14 No.3111952 Report

Quoted By: >>3111990

>>3111923
I have no idea where you're going with this.

Can't a person not care about some people and not be accosted for it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 09:57:59 No.3111990 Report

Quoted By: >>3112134 >>3112423

>>3111952

Sorry if I misinterpreted what you said, but enjoying and propagating the emotional agony of others whilst stating how you "don't care about weak people" doesn't really paint a very kind picture of you, does it? I'm only poking fun at you, but you should seriously consider how your actions affect others and what you can do to keep others from suffering, because for most healthy people, this makes them feel fulfilled in part. If helping other people, or at least keeping yourself from hurting other people, does nothing for you, I highly recommend you fuck off and die before you make the world any worse of a place to live in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 10:11:53 No.3112134 Report

Quoted By: >>3112250

>>3111990
Ok, so again, I don't really care. Not phrasing it to be a smartass, really, but I just... whatever. I really like and care for my best friends, but pretty much everyone who exists besides them are animals to me.

I don't actively fuck with people, mostly, but this guy is just too much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 10:14:54 No.3112158 Report

Quoted By:

>>3111917

"I have some video tapes to return," was his defacto line to fall back on when he was embarassed or uncomfortable about a situation. It's a joke. Roll with it or be a douche bag.

> It's also a joke about mainstream culture.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 10:20:14 No.3112193 Report

Quoted By: >>3112210 >>3112250

This thread is full of edgy tryhards who hound after girls with low self-esteem or girls that are just wanting a good fuck.

I bet more then 80% of these stories are fact, and all I've learned from them is that a lot of people consider being an inconsiderate fuck as some sort of ideal state of being. Being a sociopath is a mental disorder, not a super power you jackasses, you are even worse then self-diagnosed autists who parade around their social incompetence as if it means anything.

The Alpha/Beta False Dichotomy is ridiculous as even fucking wolves don't follow it. There is no such things as a Alpha male, and there is no such thing as a Beta male.

Look at me, I am capable of getting several attractive girls or even non-attractive, but still likable and interesting people after me, yet I am the most beta faggot out of all of you punk asses. Not only that, but I am actually half-fag too!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 10:22:11 No.3112210 Report

Quoted By:

>>3112193

I have made a mistake, I mean that most of these stories are obviously lies or exaggerations, sorry I am pretty damn tired.

This thread amuses nether the less, so I consider it worthy of continuing that's why I pumped it up after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 10:22:28 No.3112215 Report

Quoted By: >>3134676

>be in school
>like this girl, we had a "thing"
>it ends with her being a little obnoxious cunt
>at a party one night, she's there
>get drunk, yell at her, call her a whore etc.
>make out with her hot Asian friend

Oh God, her fury

Not really, shitting in the open mouths of beta's but eh, it made me feel like a boss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 10:23:58 No.3112227 Report

Quoted By: >>3112258 >>3113812

>be in vegas with bros and girlbros
>one girlbro, blond 8/10 with dat ass, met last week
>think nothing of it; just want to get drunk with my bros/hos for the weekend
>get shitfaced in hotel room before walking the strip
>make it to bar in some casino
>bros and i watch and lulz while desperate betas with coin try pumping drinks into all our girlbros
>blond girlbro looks back at me after taking a shot
>jokingly shot that bitch a wink because bitches love winks
>blond girlbro, now real drunk, comes up to me
>beta ginger manlet from bar follows
>tfw when i'm also 5'7" manlet
>blond girlbro sits directly on lap, arms round my neck
>wellthisisunexpected.exe
>ginger, "um... so you want to get out of here"
>blond girlbro "FUCK NO"
>look over and see ginger shaken to his non-existent soul
>"but..."
>"NO"
>girlbro wants me to walk her back to hotel
>before i can say a word she attacks my mouth
>iamokaywiththis.tiff
>out of corner of my eye see ginger slink back to try his hand with the other girls, looks beaten
>barely step out from bar before she commences zerg rush
>tfw didn't make it back to hotel room
>tfw drunken, sloppy fuck in rando bathroom
>tfw girlbro admits has longtime bf midfuck
>frankly my dear i don't give a damn
>aaaaaand boom goes the dynamite

months later
>at party
>girlbro gets uberdrunk and bf gets mad
>storms off in alpha rage
>girlbro singles me out and flirts hardcore
>ohnonotthisagain
>clings on to me, kisses my cheek
>make excuse to go piss
>luckily bf comes back to take girlbro back home
>one and done, that's what i always say
>i said that once

life is good when you don't give a fuck. pic related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 10:27:04 No.3112250 Report

Quoted By: >>3112269

>>3112134

I don't mean to be overtly contentious towards you, it sounds like you seem to care for people close to you, and that shows me you're not a completely callous sociopath. However, like I said, you really should try to handle guys like that one better. He wasn't doing anything wrong, you were just being an asshole, and there's nothing particularly alpha about that, just makes you an asshole.

I think a lot of people in this thread don't seem to understand the difference between being assertive in a charming way and being an asshole.

>>3112193

+1

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 10:28:41 No.3112258 Report

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>>3112227

forgot pic. which was related. fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 10:29:34 No.3112260 Report

Quoted By: >>3112303

Even though the alpha-beta thing is total bullshit, you don't need to step on socially inept youngsters to be good with women. The correct way of handling a "betafag" would be to do your best to show him what he's doing wrong and maybe even find him a girl. Some guys just need a little bit of help, and if you give it to them, that's one less bitter misogynist in the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 10:30:16 No.3112269 Report

Quoted By:

>>3112250
Never said I was alpha. I recognize that I was/am an asshole with just no rationalization involved at all.

Hey, at least I know it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 10:37:23 No.3112303 Report

Quoted By: >>3112320 >>3112327

>>3112260

Mamifag here. I think a lot of the blame can be placed on the girls who string these guys along. I have absolutely no self-esteem whatsoever yet I would never let some bitch string me along and pretty much every "beta" in the situation is better off without the girl anyways.

These stories are also from the perspective of the story tellers, and I highly doubt that even if these stories are true, that the situation is less glamorous as these guys are portraying it. If both of these stories are true, then both of you guys are awful people who deserve each other.

To the "betas" out there. Live your own life, and stop worrying about what others think about you. Lowering your physical standards might do you some wonders, as I know some 5 to 7/10 people who I would still fuck senselessly, because I love them for who they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 10:40:21 No.3112320 Report

Quoted By: >>3112343 >>3112374

>>3112303
>stop worrying about what others think about you

how you do this?

I am (or at least have been) one of the pathetic guys in these stories, and a big part of the reason is that I worry that if I do something wrong, people will hate me. Which would be bad, since friends (and people who just put up with me) are in short supply, I can't afford to lose them capriciously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 10:41:30 No.3112327 Report

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>>3112303

>Stop caring so much about what other people think

Coming from personal experience, this is great advice. I was hyper-beta for a while and I didn't even know it. I started to realize that if I just did what I felt without much regard for how people would react (excluding extremities) people tended to like me more and I tended to have a better time. When you're angry, let it be known. When you're happy, let it be known. Don't mold your personality towards what you think people want to be around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 10:41:33 No.3112328 Report

Quoted By: >>3112388 >>3112538 >>3117177

this thread sucks. It's not interesting, funny or original and I'm tired of seeing it on page one for 3 fucking days.

Sage but idk how

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 10:45:14 No.3112343 Report

Quoted By: >>3112393

>>3112320

You just have to stop caring so much. Insecurity, especially as a male, is very unattractive not only to females but to male friends as well. I'm not saying you have to do whatever you feel like doing, just learn to say fuck it. It's a realization that, in my experience, comes all at once. You have to regain confidence in yourself, knowing that if people don't like you for who you are then they can fuck off. Remember that you're worth something, at the very least an able body and someone willing to help others, things you can control. If you're not already someone you want to be, begin improving yourself physically and mentally (by altering your behavior). You are what you do, and if you want to be, you will be a man of value and worth. Get angry at those who think or say otherwise.

Yes Man !wAvwo2I7O.

Yes Man !wAvwo2I7O. Tue 17 Jul 2012 10:47:33 No.3112352 Report

Quoted By: >>3112383 >>3112501

>Three months into my current relationship
>Girlfriend introduces me to her male friends
>Couple of gay alphas
>A bunch of omegas
>One beta
>Greasy hair, acne at 20, socks and sandals, trench-coat, fedora, padlock on a goddamn chain around his neck
>I get introduced
>His heart has been crushed
>Excuses himself to go to the bathroom
>Comes back half an hour later, eyes are red as fuck

>Several weeks later
>All my friends and gf's friends are hanging out together, including the beta
>Messing about with my girlfriend, one of the alpha dudes who, thankfully, is gay, although only me, my gf and one of the omega dudes know is holding her down and I'm tickling her
>This goes on for a little while, until we all end up leaving
>Beta won't stop messaging me on Facebook about how me and gay alpha are such jerks, creeps, she deserves better
>Tell him to go fuck himself
>He complains on my gfs wall
>Message him on her account telling him me, my gf and alpha bro just had a threesome
>Never see him again

I was cool with him until I saw that fucking padlock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 10:53:02 No.3112374 Report

Quoted By:

>>3112320

Don't worry, I still do this from time to time. However you should simply "be yourself" if you are the mood for some cliches. Seriously, just be honest about who you are, and act confidently about what you do. People don't like being around others who easily conform into other peoples wills.

That being said, please note that this doesn't mean you have the right to act like a psychopath. There is a difference between not being bothered by how someone you like would react, and being a callous asshole who openly insults/manipulates others for their own gain/pleasure.

I would rather be a forever alone "beta", then some manipulative jerk who is abusive to other people. Call me a moralfag, if you like alphabros. I don't give a shit. Have fun with your cuckold fantasies.

This advice should not only be taken by males, but also females. As many guys like confident girls who are happy with themselves. Take me for examples, I love girls who exude confidence and "alpha"ness as much as I love guys who do the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 10:54:07 No.3112383 Report

Quoted By:

>>3112352
>Greasy hair, acne at 20, socks and sandals, trench-coat, fedora
>socks and sandals
>trench coat

What the fuck is this. I ain't even mad about the fedora, but who the fuck wears sandals and a trench coat simultaneously? And socks too? Seriously what the shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 10:54:41 No.3112388 Report

Quoted By: >>3112402 >>3112421

>>3112328
Actually this is pretty fucking original.

How many threads like these do you see compared to the 50+ per day 'that feel when friendzoned/that feel when no gf' and misogyny threads?

Deal with it, /r9k/ isn't your 24/7 personal beta bitch board.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 10:56:07 No.3112393 Report

Quoted By:

>>3112343

this. fucking this.

be less newhouse and more wooderson.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 10:57:57 No.3112402 Report

Quoted By:

>>3112388

i want to high five you across time and space

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 11:01:38 No.3112421 Report

Quoted By:

>>3112388

I'm going to have to agree, though I think this thread just exposes another form of misogyny that is prevalent on this bored. That and I like some of the stories here to be honest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 11:02:00 No.3112423 Report

Quoted By:

>>3111990
either grandmaster troll, or absolutely new not to 4chan but the fucking internet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 11:12:04 No.3112501 Report

Quoted By:

>>3112352
>I was cool with him until I saw that fucking padlock.

i've been saving most of my internetz for the last year and a half, even though i never stopped lurking.
my fucking sides are aching like they've been pounded by a sledge hammer with the fury of a 1000 suns.
you can have em. you've earned each and every one of em, young man
that was beautiful

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 11:16:36 No.3112532 Report

Quoted By:

>>3105671
>This.
I'm not even sure she was traumatized over finding out you are still a beta loser...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 11:17:10 No.3112538 Report

Quoted By: >>3112578

>>3112328

you have to admit that this thread is a metric fuckton more refreshing than seeing the same feelfrog/foreveralone masturbatory drivel that floods the first 3 pages.

/r9k/ should be about original stories and moments that grasp the entire spectrum of experience, be it moments of personal triumph or simple lulz. while this current thread does indeed show another side to the misogyny propagated in those damn "every woman is a whore and i can't find a permavirgin gf," it's better than reading about some sorry bastard complain about a life he has the ability to change for the better.

post on, normies and asspies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 11:22:29 No.3112578 Report

Quoted By:

>>3112538

+1

I come to /r9k/ for rare threads like this where a wide range of people are involved in interesting real-life stories that I can relate with or am at least entertained with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 11:30:41 No.3112650 Report

Quoted By:

ITT: Betas pretending to be Alphas pretending to be Betas.
Especially those who replied to OP's post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 11:38:55 No.3112705 Report

Quoted By:

>>reversal aka beta girl likes me
>>tries to flirt with me for two days at a conference
>>conference on a Wed/Thurs.
>>party Fri.
>>beta girl goes to same party
>>find a couch, smoke a hooka, and then a 7/10 girl shows up on the couch
>>I make out and finger her on the couch in the middle of a frat party with this girl 6 feet away watching
>>my friend is laughing his ass off b/c he knows the back-story
>>She cries and leaves
>>Mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 11:42:51 No.3112735 Report

Quoted By: >>3112765 >>3128340

So im curious, do you guys think that you're either born beta/alpha/omega, or its just a matter of your up-bringing/personal experiences/physical attraction?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 11:42:51 No.3112736 Report

Quoted By: >>3112759

>All these feels
Yeah, I just said "fuck it" and got fat.
I was a beta person, but after 4 years I cut all ties to my girls.
>my girls
Yeah, I know. They were never interested in me. It's okay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 11:46:20 No.3112759 Report

Quoted By: >>3112791

>>3112736
All I see is...
>>"Hi, I'm a bitch and have no motivation"
>>Get off your ass
>>Attention whore somewhere else

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 11:47:09 No.3112765 Report

Quoted By: >>3113566

>>3112735
>2012
>not born alpha as fuck
>not picking up 8/10 nurses within 24 hours of birth

Shit nigga, you need to get on my level.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 11:52:14 No.3112791 Report

Quoted By:

>>3112759
>>Get off your ass
You say it like I still have a fucking chance, LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 13:26:27 No.3113281 Report

Quoted By:

This thread is a good thread. I read every post and i smiled at the idea that some other Robots managed to man the fuck up and make a move.

Protip: If you get friendzoned, it's your own damn fault! Trufax

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 14:29:37 No.3113566 Report

Quoted By:

>>3112765
>2012
>not born alpha as fuck
so..you're 0 years old?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 14:30:51 No.3113576 Report

Quoted By:

>>3107721
What about the beta's other gf? How shitty would it be for her, knowing that she was the second choice. Honestly, while they were cruel to the beta he wasn't without fault. It's was a dick move on his part staying actively hung up on the alpha's girlfriend while going out with someone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 14:34:37 No.3113604 Report

Quoted By:

>>3107795
>>I don't find satisfaction in pumping genes into lukewarm holes of used sluts
Spoken like a true arkanine. What are you doing here? Shouldn't be telling yourself it's your choice that you don;t get any action, instead of your fault?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 15:08:03 No.3113812 Report

Quoted By:

>>3112227

>i said that once

My sides, hilarious.

Anonymous

noko

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 21:55:06 No.3116745 Report

Quoted By:

This thread needs archived.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 22:46:18 No.3117177 Report

Quoted By:

>>3112328
yet all the feelfags didn't say a thing when the Craig threads were lingering for months.

If this thread makes you uncomfortable, say that, not "it sucks".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 23:04:12 No.3117290 Report

Quoted By:

15-20 years from now:
The whore will be alone after her looks are gone.
The alpha will still be fucking younger women but aging quickly and unable to grasp the concept of companionship.
The beta will either be homeless or rich.
It always solves itself eventually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 23:43:41 No.3117559 Report

Quoted By:

>>3105419
NO YOU FAGGOT. Get the pussy. Then dumb the bimbo.

You Post-Alpha betas and your "pride" is ridiculous. "Oh I'll just reject her, that'll teach HER not to underestimate me!" She's just going to move on to the next dick that passes her by, so you might as well get something out of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2012 23:46:37 No.3117577 Report

Quoted By:

ARCHIVE
THIS
SHIT
NOWWWWWWWW

Funniest shit I've read in fucking ages and I'm not even halfway through

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 02:33:00 No.3118981 Report

Quoted By:

I really hope this thread lasts the whole week. I'm mad I read the whole thing.

Also, its been archived guys.
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/r9k/51495

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 02:37:16 No.3119014 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099571
>dumped her
You disgusting parasite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 03:41:07 No.3119527 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100781
Let me guess, you (like everyone else in this goddamn thread) don't still have the pics.

Stop bullshitting, guys. It just gets annoying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 04:02:11 No.3119729 Report

Quoted By:

>>3110081

I gotta say, thats not bad at all. In fact, better than most stuff in the charts, but thats not saying much I suppose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 08:45:32 No.3122436 Report

Quoted By:

Holy fuck! This bitch is still alive?! Bump for more glorious beta neckbeard faggot comeuppance stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 13:21:10 No.3124748 Report

Quoted By:

What about some more stories in heeeere?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 19:09:50 No.3126697 Report

Quoted By: >>3127047 >>3127561 >>3127658

This thread reminds me of this little comic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 20:01:23 No.3127047 Report

Quoted By:

>>3126697
That was awesome. And it does sum up the whole thread lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 21:17:49 No.3127561 Report

Quoted By:

>>3126697

That was a good read, like this entire thread, it made me realize how stupid i have been in the past. I think most people on this board has at one point in time been what you call a beta, but thankfully most advance to something better in time.

Then there's the arcanines who takes PRIDE in not being what they call a "normalfag" and not having a social life. There's no hope for them.

Machiavelli !!qXQdSuArJ7m

Machiavelli !!qXQdSuArJ7m Wed 18 Jul 2012 21:26:22 No.3127658 Report

Quoted By:

>>3126697

I'm alright with everything in her spiel besides her assumption that the reason people read about history and politics is an attempt to seem like an "intelligent DEEP INDIVIDUAL" people do it because they actually like history and politics.

Everything else about being a submissive pussy who thinks that being nice deserves a reward from itself is a prick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 21:30:34 No.3127699 Report

Quoted By: >>3128028

I have been on the other side of the coin. Let me tell you it doesn't feel good.

1/2
>Be 17, nerdy as fuck. Into computer games.
>Meet 14yo chess wizard in chess club (yes you read that right)
>boyish figure with big oversized glasses. Dat ass when she wears yoga pants. 7/10
>fall madly in aspie love with her.
>send her poems, make her CDs, white knight her every chance I get.
>brother who is frosh at college has party. Tells me to come and bring who I like.
>ohmygodmychanceatlast.jpg
>Excitedly tell her about party. Tell her it will be fun and grown up since there will be booze.
>bring her to party. Feed her drinks so I can have a chance to make out with her later
>try to impress her with my razor sharp wit. Tell lame jokes. Flameout.
>Tells me to go get her another beer. Happily trot off to do her bidding.
>get distracted when brother asks for a hand spiking new keg. Go back inside, she is gone.
>go looking for her, brother shares 4 bedroom flat with roomies
>door closed to room. Reach for doorknob. Hear her unmistakable giggle.
> wat?
> put my ear to the door. More giggles. "Oh my gawd your a big boy aren't you." He says "yeah bigger than your boyfriend?" "no he's not my boyfriend just some chess geek who follows me around."
>falcon punch directly to my mangina. Feel like I am going to throw up. Go to bathroom, world is spinning out of control. Throw up a little.
>compose myself, decide to confront her. Can't bring myself to open door to room.
> more moans from room. Then "oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck. God, yes fuck me!"

from pure self loathing I stayed by that door and listened to him fuck the snot out of the girl I was so madly in love with. When things died down I went off and drank myself into oblivion. Passed out on couch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 21:37:44 No.3127760 Report

Quoted By:

Yea I'm the kind of girl who has tons of friendzoned nerds who want to get with me.

Feels okay man?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 22:03:49 No.3127996 Report

Quoted By:

>>3099963
Fucking this. I seem to be a divining rod for chick with boyfriends, so I know the drill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 22:05:13 No.3128009 Report

Quoted By: >>3128028

continued 2/2

>4am, dude come out of room. wakes me with kitchen noise. Look over as he gets 2 bottled waters out fridge
>huge, I mean huge flaccid cock as light from fridge hits him
>goes back to room
>hear laughter and talking
>get off couch go to his room door, door is not closed completely.
>push door open slightly so I can see better
>she is in between his legs sucking.
> he rolls her over. Slides into her
>mfw she makes the most gutteral, anamalistic noises when he bottoms out .
>I pull my dick out and begin the wank of shame
> they change position and continue fucking. All the suden our eyes meet. She looks at me startled but then changed to this shit eating grin. Starts fucking him harder and more vocally.
>they fucked for while, all the time she would sneak glances at me
>I came in my hand and slinked off

Seriously contemplated suicide that week. Overwhelming shame and just unbelievably dissapointed that she choose him over me.

The following week she texted me to ask if I liked what I saw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 22:07:12 No.3128028 Report

Quoted By: >>3129155

>>3127699
>>3128009

I refuse to believe your story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 22:48:58 No.3128340 Report

Quoted By:

>>3112735
People can work on being more assertive and their social skills, but the whole beta/alpha thing is something that has a lot to do with innate traits you're born with.

A lot of the former betas who wake up one day and "decide" to act more alpha are really just acting like douchebags, which isn't what being alpha is all about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 00:28:08 No.3129155 Report

Quoted By: >>3129978

>>3128028
I believe it.

Extremely intelligent and attractive biddies who get annoyed by the faggots that follow them around. I've seen some of those.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 01:34:23 No.3129824 Report

Quoted By:

>>3102244
I think you missed the point of that story haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 01:41:39 No.3129878 Report

Quoted By:

>>3100198
>Men are programmed
Stopped reading there

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 01:55:19 No.3129978 Report

Quoted By: >>3130086

>>3129155

that may be so, but... does a 14 year old chess wizard getting sloshed and fuckin some guy at a college party, and being completely cool with someone watching in, really sound plausible?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 02:09:51 No.3130086 Report

Quoted By: >>3130176 >>3134629

>>3129978

sorry for the late reply. too busy walking the the streets of Florence, Italy while on holiday.

The story is true. We maintain a relationship to this day. She is majorly a freak. I had no idea at the time. Pretty fucked up family life too. Relationship is totally platonic .

She will write me on FB and tell me who she fucked and how. All the intimate details. She knows it turns me on and she knows it tortures me. Wife has no idea I still talk to her.

I now have a fetish for such a thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 02:18:31 No.3130176 Report

Quoted By: >>3130486

>>3130086

lol, a 14 year old girl turned you into a cuckold?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 02:53:09 No.3130486 Report

Quoted By:

>>3130176

Kinda, yeah. I think I must have had the gene for it, prior to the event.

neckbeard plus

neckbeard plus Thu 19 Jul 2012 05:18:33 No.3131875 Report

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>be beta looking guy, crooked glasses, yellowish teeth, chubby (90kg 172cm), no style, neckbeard
>manage to score cute asian gf

>be in alternative disco dancing with gf being all couply, exchanging kisses and stuff
>go fetch some drinks, leave her on the dancefloor
>coming back see this guy talking to her and quickly go away as he sees me coming
>she tells me he asked her what she wants to drink
>she told him "a glass of white wine and a beer for my boyfriend"
>"THAT is your boyfriend?!"
>to which she responded "he's the sexiest man I know"
>look at that guy who quickly looks away and never makes eye contact

neckbeard plus

neckbeard plus Thu 19 Jul 2012 05:23:49 No.3131928 Report

Quoted By:

another one

>african student (freshman, 28) is obviously hitting on all girl in the study program
>poses as an intellectual poet, always dressing nice but still has illegitimate child
>didn't know gf at that time, she was 18 and he constantly hit on her and gave her money
>she showed me skype logs where he said how beautiful she is, but when called out on hitting on her he denied
>made it his skype status how special she is
>did this shit for half a year
>I get to know her, in the course of a week have sex and one later be a couple
>see above I'm beta as fuck normally
>one day in uni he takes me aside telling me he will "kick my balls" if I mistreat her
>although he's much taller than me, give him that "nigga you serious" look, say "yeah right" and walk away

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 06:28:57 No.3132584 Report

Quoted By: >>3132971

are you gonna seriously let this mother die?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 07:07:48 No.3132971 Report

Quoted By:

>>3132584
OP here
I am so fucking proud of this thread and happy to see it live this long and grow this big

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 07:18:46 No.3133083 Report

Quoted By:

We're only 3 posts from five hundred.

Posting in epic bread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 07:19:35 No.3133093 Report

Quoted By: >>3133110

bye shit thread

that chess girl story rustled me a bit, glad to see it go away

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 07:21:00 No.3133110 Report

Quoted By:

>>3133093
the robot will always have it. so will the archive.

duh duh duh duh dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 07:22:27 No.3133122 Report

Quoted By:

This thread is still here?

The fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 07:23:07 No.3133130 Report

Quoted By:

Lol there's like 4 guys I know of that are in love with my gf.

I just keep fucking her and not giving a fuck. lulz. Fucking beta faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 07:26:41 No.3133161 Report

Quoted By:

No big stories like this. Thanks to Facebook, though, I can see guys posting on her pictures, writing on her wall saying how pretty she is, and liking all of her things

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 07:28:01 No.3133172 Report

Quoted By: >>3134812

501 posts? I thought this shit died at 500

Or does it just stop bumping?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 10:45:13 No.3134629 Report

Quoted By:

>>3130086
what was fucked up about her family life?

also this is the greatest thread ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 10:52:54 No.3134676 Report

Quoted By:

>>3112215
Are you me? I actually still kind of hate her, she was kind of a shitty person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 11:11:21 No.3134812 Report

Quoted By:

>>3133172
It just stops bumping.
Posting in one of the great epic robot threads of our time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 19:17:35 No.3137407 Report

Quoted By:

dont have any stories where I ass fucked my gf as her betafag friend came with gifts like you guys do

but almost everybitch I banged has some beta fag buying her shit and worshiping her

shit gets annoying I want to kick their asses for sneakily trying to get with my gf
but that only makes you look like an asshole

really wish I could see em in person so I can finger her while he watched so they can get the fucking message

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