Mine's similar to yours, OP.
>Visit home from college for holidays
>mom drags me to Christmas Eve service at her church
>church has 2 tard members, one docile, one always full of boisterous tard fury
>they're always up front with their wrangler
>every member of the church is always praising them on their bravery for being retarded or whatever
>pastor calls for a moment of silence near the end of the service
>we're all standing up at this point, they just finished singing a song, and our heads are bowed
>the room's 100% silent
>I mean, you could hear a fucking pin drop
>out of nowhere, the tard EXPLODES with tard-y energy
>hear a shrill "NYURGGGGGHHHHHH!!" from the front of the room pierce the veil of absolute silence
>absolutely lose my shit
>I mean, I'm nearly dying of laughing
>somehow able to keep it silent
>I'm standing next to my mom, trembling, wracked with silent laughter
>the tard winds down, his tard rage abated
>hear the primal cries die down
>my lungs are on fire at this point, my throat is in agony from holding in this maelstrom of laughter
>tears pouring down my face like goddamned Niagara falls, eyes still shut
>trembling severely from each violent spasm of laughter, my body's twitching and jerking uncontrollably
>pastor ends moment of silence, congregation begins to disperse
>my mom looks at me
>my eyes are red, I'm quickly wiping tears off my face and still trembling pretty bad
>I begin to croak out my excuse
>my mom cuts me off
>"It's okay, anon-"
cont.