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Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:19:22 No.3389281 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3389297 >>3389320 >>3389401 >>3389599 >>3393215

ITT moments of terror in your life you'll never forget extra points if it doesn't involve a female

>be 16
>friend tells me he can "hack credit cards"
>he made a site where you enter your info to win a "free phone"
>got credit card info
>find a couple houses that were for sale
>break down the for sale signs
>order stuff online to those houses with a note that says "leave packages at back door"
>go pick up packages at midnight
>free ipods, skateboards, clothes, whatever we wanted
>did this for 2 months
>one night i go grab what was supposed to be a computer monitor
>pick up box
>it's empty
>fuck fuck fuck
>walk away with box anyway
>2 minutes later feds throw me to the ground
>smash face on cement
>confused as fuck
>get handcuffed instantly
>look around there's cops and feds EVERYWHERE
>holy shit
>my house gets raided
>i go to the police station
>interrogated for 5 hours
>get charged with grand larceny over $10,000
>identity fraud
>some other charges

i still have nightmares of getting thrown to the ground and my whole neighborhood watching me get arrested by guys in suits

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:21:41 No.3389297 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389281
Thats what you get for being a idiot.
No whining about it... okay...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:21:51 No.3389298 Report

Quoted By: >>3389319

dont steal then you asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:24:02 No.3389319 Report

Quoted By: >>3389339

>>3389298
my friend told me they would get reimbursed by the credit card company so i didn't feel guilty about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:24:02 No.3389320 Report

Quoted By: >>3389357

>>3389281

How long did you go to juvie?

or did they just fine you $10k+?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:26:16 No.3389339 Report

Quoted By: >>3389378 >>3390734

>>3389319
Do you think the CC-Company just prints the money to reimburse them without taking up any investigation?
Are you fucking retarded?

!COWART2Hcc

!COWART2Hcc Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:27:10 No.3389350 Report

Quoted By: >>3401761

You deserved it.

That story makes me feel happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:27:37 No.3389357 Report

Quoted By: >>3389829

>>3389320
they cut a deal if i ratted my friend out. i talked to him before hand and he said he'd turn himself in so we pretty much split the punishment. we had 500 hours of community service each, both 1 year probation, and a program called the "impact program". could've been a lot worse, they could've made us pay back a big chunk of the money but we gave them everything that we had bought off the credit cards

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:29:53 No.3389378 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389339
i was 16 and naive. plus being poor my whole life and then being able to get whatever you wanted through the internet was a dream come true, i was only caring for myself

now a days at 24 i'd never fuck over someone, i'd even give money back to a person if it fell out of their pocket. i just got consumed with the whole thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:30:20 No.3389381 Report

Quoted By: >>3390469 >>3394723

Fucking lol'd OP.

Here's mine;
>be 12
>yeah motherfucking 12
>out at 4AM with ~5 bros spraypainting and generally being little assholes setting off fireworks and vandalizing random shit
>our night is coming to a close
>group is split up: 2 people spraying a bus stop, me and another guy up front and someone between the two groups
>we're on a main road
>hear car coming
>jokingly say "heh I hope it's not the police"
>it's the police
>aw shit negro
>everyone's hearts in their mouths
>two guys cross the road and calmly walk away quickly
>me and the guy I'm with decide it's best not to run
>police get out the car and call us down to the bus stop where they're apprehending the guys with cans in their hands
>guy I'm walking with tells me his bag is full of fucking spray cans
>we wait until the police aren't looking straight at us
>friend launches his bag over an adjacent hedge without hesitation
>police search my bag
>nothing in it
>all get taken down to the station: parents get called
>hear nothing more of it since I technically broke zero laws
>three guys get taken to children's court
>turns out there had been well over a dozen complains about us in that one night

My parents were absolutely raging. I think we got off so lightly because we really were just kids. I don't even think I'd had my first wank at that age yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:31:40 No.3389389 Report

Quoted By: >>3389445 >>3389520 >>3389593 >>3389612 >>3389680 >>3389915 >>3389988 >>3395133 >>3395355 >>3396927 >>3402267 >>3402896

>smoke some weed
>panic attack
>oh fuck oh fuck I am going to die what are these people around me doing what do they want FUUUCKK
>settle down a bit
>friend takes me home
>I go to get some water
>dad sees me
>asks me if I'm high
>I say I'm not
>he says if I am, he'll forgive me this time but if it happens again I get thrown out of the house
>my dad is really fucking serious with things like this
>okay
>go to sleep, or at least try
>wake up
>forget all about it
>smoke again
>morning after that
>parents want to give me a drug test
>FUCK
>get drug test
>positive
>dad makes me stand in the road with a sign saying ''I did drugs and now I'm out of the house'' for 8 hours a day or I really don't get to live in the house anymore
>fear and shame every day
>week later
>he says I don't have to do that anymore
>buys a bottle of tequila
>we drink 'till morning and talk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:32:56 No.3389401 Report

Quoted By: >>3389418 >>3389431

>>3389281
People really are this stupid. On both ends.
Who the fuck give credit card info avay to some lottery site?? And who the fuck is so stupid that orders 10k worth of shit on a stolen credit card and thinks that noone bothers to look into it??

Oh humanity

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:34:49 No.3389416 Report

Quoted By: >>3389432 >>3389440 >>3389506 >>3389594 >>3389799 >>3389851

>wake up 3am with noises outside
>realise the noise is downstairs
>my kid is asleep in the room next door
>panic and grab mobile phone
>hear noises closer
>bedroom door opens gently
>stay motionless with eyes shut
>keep there until I hear nothing for 5 minutes
>everyones gone, my kids still asleep and all the electrical equipment from downstairs has gone
>police arrive and I just sit crying

I couldn't even attempt to protect my fucking kid I was that scared.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:35:19 No.3389418 Report

Quoted By: >>3391228

>>3389401

The same people who play the lottery. So about 95% of the population. The retarded majority, one might call them. They see no further than their own nose tip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:36:46 No.3389431 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389401
we'd use multiple credit cards and house locations for that obvious reason. that's not even what got us caught, the sign we put on the front door gave it away because a neighbor thought it was suspicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:36:51 No.3389432 Report

Quoted By: >>3389467

>>3389416

What the fuck. Also, you're kind of a pussy, although I might've done the same.

Also, what the fuck. Where do you live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:38:04 No.3389440 Report

Quoted By: >>3389483 >>3394456

>>3389416
I hope you bought a fucking gun after this experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:38:48 No.3389445 Report

Quoted By: >>3389451 >>3389465 >>3389582 >>3389583 >>3394409

>>3389389
your dad is a fucking asshole, the part at the end rustled my jimmies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:39:51 No.3389451 Report

Quoted By: >>3389583

>>3389445

I agree. That was way out of line. How little empathy can one have?

Humiliating your own flesh and blood like that, extremely primitive and terrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:40:08 No.3389455 Report

Quoted By:

i probably forgot any moment i shouldn't have forgotten

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:41:21 No.3389465 Report

Quoted By: >>3389540

>>3389445
>>3389445
how is he an asshole? he could have very easily thrown him out, but he didn't. he gave his kid an opportunity he wouldn't otherwise had to redeem himself, and he did. and that's the end of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:41:30 No.3389467 Report

Quoted By: >>3389598

>>3389432
UK.
I am quite a faggot for not doing something, but what could I have done? I could have asked them politely to leave but I doubt they're the kind of people to respond well to that kind of thing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:41:55 No.3389471 Report

Quoted By: >>3389619

What did your parents and friends do/think OP?

blox

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:43:00 No.3389483 Report

Quoted By: >>3389552 >>3389588 >>3390382 >>3391644

>>3389440
No, but I have a knife under my mattress that I don't know how to use.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:44:09 No.3389499 Report

Quoted By:

>at a music festival of sorts
>drunk off my ass with one of my friends
>we go to his tent
>friend pulls out this HUGE bag filled with various drugs
>''Pick your poison.''
>don't want to do drugs
>he calls me a ''square'' and snorts some coke
>suddenly police going trough tents
>I act all sober but my friend doesn't give a shit
>''Any problem here boys?''
>''None at all, sir.''
>talk for a minute
>he goes away
>friend says that even if he went trough the tent it's not his tent so we couldn't get in trouble
>what
>it's a tent of some dealer that deals drugs troughout the camp
>go outside the tent
>see policeman pointing towards me and talking to some guy
>policeman goes away
>guy starts walking towards us
>he's pulling out a knife
>start running for our lives trough the tents
>get lost in the crowd in front of the stage
>sleep in the forest
>next morning guy goes away
>after a few hours we finally build up the courage to go near our tents
>pack up and get the fuck out of here

From what I hear that guy was crazy as fuck and would have dismembered us and thrown us somewhere in the woods.
The policeman went away so he had no one to stop him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:45:29 No.3389506 Report

Quoted By: >>3389563

>>3389416
you better be female

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:46:05 No.3389518 Report

Quoted By: >>3389533 >>3389536 >>3389548 >>3389738

>be in Iraq
>in humvee
>suddenly BOOM
>humvee flips
>crawl out
>bullets everywhere
>too scared to return fire
>lie on ground bleeding, look to my left
>friend has no face
>mfw he literally had no face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:46:22 No.3389520 Report

Quoted By: >>3389582

>>3389389

Your dad is a cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:47:22 No.3389533 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389518
lol'd hard

hardlolblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:47:30 No.3389536 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389518
SO FUNNAY JOKE

LEL LEL LEL

If that guy was really your friend you would be ashamed to post this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:48:03 No.3389540 Report

Quoted By: >>3389597 >>3392519

>>3389465
But the thing he was punishing his son for was fucking nothing.

It's like if OP had to do that shit because he stayed up past his bedtime. Smoking weed, especially if only once in a while, is really, REALLY not a big deal. Sure, his dad may have personal gripes with it, but it is not fucking reason to make someone stand outside for 8 hours a day with a sign saying HURR DURR I DID DRUGS.

In this day and age, most people give zero shits about weed anyway. If someone had pulled over and said "what drugs were you caught doing?" and anon responded with "weed," most people would just fucking laugh and drive off. No one cares.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:48:39 No.3389548 Report

Quoted By: >>3389645

>>3389518
Man, if this happened, you must seriously have some horrid PTSD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:48:45 No.3389552 Report

Quoted By: >>3389609 >>3390695

>>3389483
I understand you live in the UK and aren't allowed to have nice things like guns, but damn learn to use that fucking knife. You have a kid shithead, Next time they might give him/her surprise butsecks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:49:02 No.3389553 Report

Quoted By: >>3389873 >>3393420 >>3393503 >>3401894

Anyone else have the feels of getting caught looking at porn when you were younger?

Back when I was like, 12, all I wanted to see were tits and so I played those adult games on New Grounds

>look things up on newgrounds on the family computer
>don't now how the internet works
>"if they can't see me doing it, they don't know"
>somehow my dad finds out
>go to do some research on Joan of Arc
>internet is blocked
>those horrifying feels when my dad says "You were on inappropriate websites"
>Just the horror

I STILL cringe when I think of that. I can't be alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:50:08 No.3389562 Report

Quoted By: >>3389575

just this second, just this fucking minute.
> Reading thread
> Watching family guy on TV
> Suddenly the fan turns off and the lights flicker
> TV turns off, then on again, light stops flickering
> Light swings a little
> Fan turns on again
> Everything is fine

... I'm freaking out!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:50:12 No.3389563 Report

Quoted By: >>3389652 >>3392400 >>3393306

>>3389506
Yeah, but any male being woken up at 3am with someone in your house and opening your bedroom door would be crying too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:51:03 No.3389573 Report

Quoted By: >>3389737

Holy shit guys. I live in a dorm with a popular bar/club. And it's almost 1 am. here and someone is going crazy outside.

The bar is about 150 yards from here, but everything is concrete here so I can hear everything as if it's right outside my window, this is what happened so far:

>listening to some quiet jazz, in my bed, just browsing
>hear screams, they just disturb the music a little
>it keeps happening.
>eventually pause music
>holy shit, is someone dying?!
>"NO THOMAS, DON'T DO IT, STOP IT, I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE"
>holy fucking shit, this is too good.
>look out window, can see their silhouettes
>at least 2 douchebros shoving each other, one of them hits the other guy in the face
>holy shit, this is exciting, call (the equivalent of) 911
>Tell them that there's a fight and people are screaming like crazy, ask to be put through to the police
>okay, it's ringing, rings for like 3-4 seconds. Get bored and hang up
>look out the window again, they're gone. Oh well.
>"THOMAS STOP IT!!"
>shit, they're at it again. Call 911 again, it rings for like 3 seconds this time, what if the same guy picks it up again. hang up.

That was fun.

Even though I've never been to that bar, I'm absolutely sure that I'm not gonna go there now. Don't wanna get in a fight with some steroid brahs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:51:12 No.3389575 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389562
Tiny earthquakes are the # source of all ghosts

lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:51:51 No.3389582 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389520
>>3389445
He usually isn't like that but he lost his brother to drugs so he's really fucking serious about things like that.
He's usually a nice guy.

sud

sud Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:51:55 No.3389583 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389451
>>3389445

It's called a lesson you faggots.

Although yeah over the top just for weed.

If it was something more serious though then I think it'd be more justified

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:52:05 No.3389588 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389483
>put in person

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:52:18 No.3389593 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389389

Your dad is a faggot, and this is coming from somebody who has never smoked weed in his life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:52:23 No.3389594 Report

Quoted By: >>3392464

>>3389416
you can always make a new child, don't worry about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:52:31 No.3389597 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389540
>>3389540
>no one cares

except the police, his school, etc.

his dad didn't want him getting into trouble with the law, is it that bad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:52:48 No.3389598 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389467

That's why I said that I might've done the same. I mean, I don't wanna get stabbed by some hobo. But I really don't want my stuff stolen either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:52:54 No.3389599 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389281
What did you think would happen?
Fuck, people are stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:53:45 No.3389609 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389552
Do you really think confrontation is the best policy?
I had nothing, but even if I had a knife, the chances are there are more than one of them. I could have tried to do something and failed quite badly and they could have retaliated and done something to my kid.
Or I could just lie there and pretend I'm asleep until they got what they wanted and fucked off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:53:48 No.3389612 Report

Quoted By: >>3389639

>>3389389
Holy fuck how can parents be this retarded

A harder drug yeah, but weed?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:53:59 No.3389613 Report

Quoted By: >>3389738 >>3393203

>be grunt
>big op in panjwai
>platoon hunkers down for the night in a grapefield
>my turn to sleep
>strip down, crawl into bivy bag
>just as i doze off, WW3 starts
>OH FUCK
>half asleep
>can't find the opening to my bivy bag
>completely panic
>terrified as an animal in a trap as i'm stuck in a bag in the pitch dark during a firefight

took me about 18 months to sleep normally after that. and because you're going to ask...

>finally get out of the fucking bag
>t-shirt & boxers
>pull on unlaced boots
>grab C9
>go through a 200rnd drum
>start to change drums
>*thump* *thump* *thump*
>INCOMING GET SMALL
>155mm proximity is a helluva drug
>go the fuck back to sleep

unarmed taliban evac'ed their dead & wounded in a minivan. UAV guys said we got 6 of them.
>inb4 haters

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:54:18 No.3389619 Report

Quoted By: >>3389661

>>3389471
they were pissed, my mom never let it go. while they were raiding my house i was just sitting on the couch with handcuffs on looking at my parents.

the cops even tried to fool me by saying if i logged onto my computer and talked to my friend then they would let me go and get him. i logged into my AIM account, told them his screen name and then they took me out of the room. They never helped me out like they said they would

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:56:12 No.3389639 Report

Quoted By: >>3390045

>>3389612
He has irrational hatred towards all drugs.
His brother started with weed and ended up on heroin.
He fears I will too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:56:48 No.3389645 Report

Quoted By: >>3389660

>>3389548

>Man, if this happened, you must seriously have some horrid PTSD.

Not really. If I get really bad mentally, I start to have a flash back or two. But I can hear explosions and not freak the fuck out.

>lel so funny
It was some light humor. This happens 4 years ago so it's not like it's fresh or anything. I'm sure columbine kids joke like that all the time.

I have some more stories if anyone wants to hear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:57:23 No.3389652 Report

Quoted By: >>3389685 >>3396255

>>3389563

Well this did happen to me, and I picked up a screwdriver went downstairs and made the guy burgling shit his pants. It's called having some balls and being 6"3' and built

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:58:04 No.3389660 Report

Quoted By: >>3389880

>>3389645
Yeah, I love me a good old "horrors of fucking war" story.

Share with us.

Globus the Tripfag !QKlIrpOfdU

Globus the Tripfag !QKlIrpOfdU Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:58:05 No.3389661 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389619

Ah. they *tried* to fool you, is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:59:21 No.3389680 Report

Quoted By: >>3399095

>>3389389
>made to wear sign condemning drugs
>dad whips out bottle of booze
>implying alcohol isn't a druf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:59:29 No.3389682 Report

Quoted By: >>3389738

> Nov 1st 2011.
>Wake up at noon to get ready for work. Feel good today.
> There's a message on my phone.
> It's from one of my father's co-workers.
> "There's been an accident. Call me back as soon as you can."
> He tells me my father was working on a power box and it surged. He got carried to the hospital and doesn't know more.
> Get to the hospital as quickly as I can.
> Sit in the waiting room for 3 hours and get told nothing.
> All the while I wonder if my father is even still alive.
> Turns out he is, but has 3rd degree burns.

That's my story of terror. I don't think I could even forget it if I tried. I think I win a thread for once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 02:59:47 No.3389685 Report

Quoted By: >>3389720 >>3389781

>>3389652
I'm 5'4, they'd have mainly laughed and then raped me and killed my kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:01:34 No.3389709 Report

Quoted By: >>3389746 >>3389785

OP here, I love how everyone in this thread is hating on me. I bet if most of you fucks were young and thought of the chance to do this you probably would. I could've gotten away with it but we did it too much which is what sold us out.

But looking back at it I'm glad I got caught, hopefully those people all got their money back whether it was from the court or some other way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:02:27 No.3389720 Report

Quoted By: >>3389766 >>3389782 >>3403734

>>3389685

5"4?!

holy crap. Boy am I glad I'm 6"3.

Sometimes when I think about the hand I was dealt in regards to my genetics, I get really, really happy. It's just great without having to work for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:03:51 No.3389737 Report

Quoted By: >>3389784

>>3389573
Are you autistic with ADHD or something?

>Calls the police
>Phone rings for like 3-4 seconds
>Gets bored and hangs up
>Gets bored

what the fuck is wrong with you

sud

sud Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:03:55 No.3389738 Report

Quoted By: >>3389888

>>3389682

nah, don't think so

>>3389613
>>3389518

but sorry for your dad. tho I'd say it was probably worse for him than you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:04:39 No.3389746 Report

Quoted By: >>3389838

>>3389709

Fuck you dude. Everyone is not "hating on you". It's the vocal minority.

Do you expect us that don't really give a fuck to reply "Okay so you committed some fraud when you were younger, I feel pretty indifferent about it"?

Fuck off already. The only reason people reply is if they feel the need to reply, which is if they disagree with you, or feel that they need to tell you that they dislike you.

Obviously no one is going to applaud you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:06:28 No.3389766 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389720
6'3 wouldn't suit me, all my trousers would look like crops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:06:38 No.3389768 Report

Quoted By:

You never forget a horrible confrontation with the law as a kid

mine still haunts me and I was innoncent

they interrogate you and when you start crying say things like

"We know you're guilty just admit it, look you're crying you must be guilty!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:07:18 No.3389781 Report

Quoted By: >>3389806 >>3401727

>>3389685
>5'4"
>UK

Tinytrip is that you? When did you get a kid?

sud

sud Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:07:19 No.3389782 Report

Quoted By: >>3389835

>>3389720
not him but yeah you did pretty good. Must be nice.

I always get a bit buttmad inside when I see someone who is at least 6 feet complaining about stupid shit like acne or being fat.

5 10 here. I scored perfectly average in literally every single thing on the genetic lottery. Sometimes I feel a bit disappointed but at least I didn't get worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:07:35 No.3389784 Report

Quoted By: >>3391367

>>3389737

You know when you're weighing your options, "is it worth the trouble, to pick up the phone and actually talking to someone, and shit" and I thought that it was JUST worth it, to maybe get some justice, and at least stop the damn yelling. But then on top of that, I have to weight a while for them to pick up the phone, that just put it over the top, where I couldn't be bothered anymore. So that's that.

I've never been diagnosed with anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:07:37 No.3389785 Report

Quoted By: >>3389829

>>3389709
OP I missed it

how were you punished? Juvie? Fine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:08:42 No.3389796 Report

Quoted By: >>3389827 >>3394777

>16
>hanging out with friends at school after hours in fake "study club" for credit
>couple of us go to store to pick up some sodas
>cop at store smells pot on us
>detains us, calls parents, 3 dads come to pick up me and my 2 friends
>officer: "yeah they smoked some dope and went to get munchies"
>my dad: "who gives a shit, its Friday and all 3 of them are doing well in honors, better than your kids. find anything on them?"
>cop: no, we did not
>dad: we are all leaving. go find some actual crimes.

fuck yea, my dad was a cop for 10 years but then went back to school for engineering

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:09:12 No.3389799 Report

Quoted By: >>3389841

>>3389416
This is why guns are right

No cop is going to save you from getting murdered in your home. Perps would panick if they knew cops were coming and might kill you to stop you from phoning.

Only a gun leverages the playing field.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:10:03 No.3389806 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389781
Nope, wrong person.
Soz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:11:27 No.3389823 Report

Quoted By: >>3389836 >>3396184

Happend last year
>Be in Japan on exchange studies
>I speak japanese fairly fluently
>Go to bar with friend, suddenly out of the blue a random japanese dude calls me by name, I have never met the guy.
>Whilst drunk, the guy ask if I want a smoke from a pipe, I ask what it is, he smiles and gives me the pipe.
>Be drunk, try it for the hell of it.
>Bar owner comes along, I shit my pants pretty much and say "Hello there, not doing anything strange here"
>He looks at me, giggles and takes the pipe and smoke himself.
>All went better than expected, we ended up as good friends and it became my main hangout. He used to hook me up with fun stuff after closing hours, spent tons of evenings together getting shitfaced.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:12:06 No.3389827 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389796
that's a 'cool dad story', a good one too.

The cop just took it like a bitch then and called it off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:12:14 No.3389829 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389785

right here. thankfully not as bad as i could've been

>>3389357

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:12:52 No.3389835 Report

Quoted By: >>3389861 >>3389898

>>3389782

I was actually extremely lucky.

>6"3
>8 inch penis
>no acne or anything like that ever
>intelligent
>athletic
>at least 8/10

The only thing that was kind of unlucky (although had nothing to do with genetics), is that I was born in a country where men generally look really fucking good. The 2 times I went to America, I was fucking adored, bitches everywhere, and every male also treated me like a supreme alpha (even though I was very beta indeed).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:13:02 No.3389836 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389823
Once upon a time nothing happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:13:08 No.3389838 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389746
shux i was hoping for an applause

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:13:28 No.3389841 Report

Quoted By: >>3390179

>>3389799

yeah but there's 20 times as many gun accidents and suicides as there are successful home invasion aversions that are attributable to guns. don't get me wrong i'm an amerifag that loves shooting guns, but there is pretty much no reasonable argument that supports them that is based on logic and statistics.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:14:11 No.3389851 Report

Quoted By: >>3389877 >>3389884 >>3389902

>>3389416
Fucking hell people like you don't deserve kids.
I mean I can understand being scared but putting your own cowardly life before your child...you've certainly put a damp on the rest of my night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:15:00 No.3389861 Report

Quoted By: >>3389890

>>3389835
>must be Swedish

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:16:03 No.3389873 Report

Quoted By: >>3390429 >>3390665 >>3392548

>>3389553
Those feels.

My 9 year old sister caught me and I screamed. My Mom accused me of getting caught but my Sister actually covered for me. I've never felt so low in my entire life.

I was 18.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:16:16 No.3389877 Report

Quoted By: >>3389908

>>3389851
Hush now, adults are talking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:16:23 No.3389880 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389660
>in the fucking second battle for Fallujah
>clearing a building
>insurgent pops from behind a door
>swings at me with his weapon
>duck, nearly pissing myself
>SSGT rushes him and stabs him.
>like call of duty, rush and tackle, punch then stab.
>in fucking awe, panting
>he slaps me and says come on
>niggas shooting from the stairs
>fire and confirm the kills
>move upstairs and wait for orders
That battle was fucking ridiculous. The casualties weren't very high, but shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:16:39 No.3389883 Report

Quoted By:

>8th grade
>Mentally handicapped has found himself in the class school as me (school for normal kids) due to a combination of low standards caused by the "cool" kids skipping and not paying attention during classes as well as him actually putting some genuine effort into his school work and his parents tutoring him
>Kid still does tarded things like lick the butterknives in the lunch cafeteria, wear up to 5 layers of clothing during winters and eat candy off the floor
>Collects empty soda bottles other kids have left behind during recesses
>Once has the bright idea to abuse the lax toilet going during class policy by asking for permission to go to the toilet, but instead go and collect empty bottles
>Goes off without a hinge until he forgets to go back to class before class ends and the teacher catches him going trough the trashcan outside of the teacher's lounge
Then for the actual story:
>Next time he tries the same thing during a lesson by the same teacher:
>Tard: "*teacher's first name*!!! I need to go to the bathroom!!!"
>Teacher: "No, you'll just go collect empty soda bottles like last time"
>Tard: "But I really need to go"
>Teacher: "Sit down and shut up"
>Tard: "If I can't go I'll wet my pants"
>Teacher: "Well you do that"
>Tard: "I will" (I think you know where this is going)
About 5 minutes later the tard suddenly yells "NOW IT'S COMING" (with a very tarded wording) starts peeing in his pants while crackling like a madman. The teacher and the other students look on in horror as pee is flowing out of one of the tard's pantlegs and he's laughing like a madman. As you can guess we got to go to lunch 15 minutes early, but for some reason we didn't quite have our regular apetite...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:16:41 No.3389884 Report

Quoted By: >>3389973

>>3389851
>criminal finds out he was discovered
>ties up mom and kid
>might stab them or kill them because witness

Yeah confronting possibly armed men in your home is a good idea.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:16:48 No.3389888 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389738
believe whatever you want to believe

here's some afghan heiroglyphics we found on some godforsaken mountaintop

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:16:59 No.3389890 Report

Quoted By: >>3405856

>>3389861

Even better: Danish.

Have to deal with a lot fewer sandniggers.

In Scandinavia people don't even dislike black people, simply because the hate for sandniggers is so strong that all other hate pales in comparison.

sud

sud Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:17:36 No.3389898 Report

Quoted By: >>3389970

>>3389835

k I should have mentioned that I also get really jelly of people like you.

So I'm going to have to give you an obligatory 'fuck you' but know that deep inside I am happy for you anon

which country do you come from, Sweden?

What's a handsome fellow like you doing in robotland anyway?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:17:58 No.3389902 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389851
Sorry Rambo, what would you have done?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:18:17 No.3389908 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389877
You're far from a adult if your the person I'm replying to, or you're just some pathetic whiteknight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:19:03 No.3389915 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389389
What I don't get about this is why the fuck your dad would think throwing you out on the street would help at all. If anything it would probably make you get more drugs to forget that you're fucking homeless.

And then at the end he drinks alcohol with you. Right, because no one ever got fucked over by being addicted to alcohol. Fucking retarded parents.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:22:07 No.3389949 Report

Quoted By: >>3390003

>I'm at my high school one night for a concert rehearsal
>leave as soon as possible (fuckin' hate rehearsals), start walking out to my car
>parking lot is unlit, it's one of those pitch-black winter nights
>start walking across
>"AAHHHHHHHHH!"
>okay what the fuck wa-
>"AAAAHHHHHHH!"
>fucking nope, can't see shit captain
>fastwalk back into the high school, ask someone in the main office (which is closest to the parking lot) if they heard anything
>they hadn't
>I wait a good half hour longer before I go back out there again, by that time the rehearsal's properly concluded and everyone's walking out to their cars or waiting for a ride
>I still have no idea who the fuck was screaming and why
>It was a female voice as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:24:14 No.3389970 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389898

Danish.

I'm the type of robot that is extremely introverted.

I'm not a virgin, I once partied a lot, and was a successful athlete. and a real jerk

But then I found myself

And ever since, I've been locked in my apartment, studying things that arouse my interest, and generally enjoying a pretty successful life. Needles to say, I don't enjoy company for long stretches of time, a couple of hours and I need to be alone again.

So that's my whole story. And if it helps, I do wish good for robots like yourself. I always feel bad when I see threads about being short, or being small, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:24:27 No.3389973 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389884
Yes petty theft by some youth in the UK usually do end in a stabbing if caught...

sage

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sage Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:26:19 No.3389988 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389389
respect to your father

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:27:00 No.3389993 Report

Quoted By: >>3390039 >>3392920 >>3393584

>Boyfriend moves in with me to get away from his psycho family
>Never meet them
>Only living at my house for a little longer, packing to move into our own apartment
>Parents don't contact him, we give back his keys and cell phone when they're out to cut off ties
>Boyfriend goes to work one night
>Dad shows up at my house
>Apparently his dad has extreme anger problem because of an injury he got a long time ago
>"Can I help you?"
>Says who is, that he wants to talk to bf
>He's not home, no one is home, I live in an isolated area
>Terrified, but explain that I can't tell him where he is because bf wouldn't want him to know
>Try to compromise,I'll tell bf he came by, and leave the decision to talk to his family up to him
>Dad starts to get really pissed, he's very tall and intimidating
>He's looming over me, keeps pushing the door open
>Starts insulting me and being very cruel, keeps saying "I just want to talk to my son"
>"He doesn't want to talk to you"
>Thinks that means he is in the house
>I ask him to leave or I'll call the police, try to close the door
>He slams the door open and comes in, knocking me down
>I start screaming and he walks over to me like he's going to attack me
>Scream for him to just get out
>He looks like he just realized what a fucking idiot he's been and threatens again, saying he's going to destroy my life
>Wait for him to leave, drive to bf's work to tell him what's happened, crying hysterically

Absolutely nothing came from that, his dad is good friends with the police dispatcher and the officer we talked to didn't believe anything I was saying, and we have an incredibly shitty, really corrupt police force in our town.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:27:44 No.3390003 Report

Quoted By: >>3390130

>>3389949
It was just a couple of little bitches fucking with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:27:51 No.3390005 Report

Quoted By: >>3392654

>eat acid
>fun day tripping balls
>3 hours into it i look at my arm
>holy FUCK
>looks like flesh eating disease
>incredibly red and itchy, and my whole arm is pulsating
>i feel woosy
>peaking on acid
>freaking out
>friends are freaking out
>go to hospital
>bug out in the waiting room
>WATER i need WATER NOW
>no water, just people looking at me strange
>faint
>wake up on white bed
>doctor comes in with a giant smile
>i'm still tripping, just not as hard
>"son you have poison ivy"
>well gosh diggity darn
>went home and watched pink floyds the wall
>everything turned out better than expected

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:30:52 No.3390039 Report

Quoted By: >>3390070

>>3389993

Holy shit, where are you from?

I got all kinds of strong feels from reading that.

That was terrible, I thought I (you) was gonna get raped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:31:15 No.3390045 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389639
>irrational hatred of all drugs
>shares a bottle of tequila with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:33:24 No.3390070 Report

Quoted By: >>3390093 >>3390125

>>3390039

I'm from a little town in MA

I didn't think I was going to get raped, but I thought he was going to choke me, because he used to do that to my bf all the time. He was reaching for me with both of his hands, too. It was terrifying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:35:35 No.3390093 Report

Quoted By: >>3390121

>>3390070

Wow. Also, I during the story, I kept thinking "shut the damn door and lock it!".

How did you keep yourself from doing that. Oh wait, he was forcing the door open right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:37:10 No.3390109 Report

Quoted By: >>3390245

>be 15
>smoking some weed in my room because I'm a retarded teenager
>decide to smoke a cigar
>seal edges of door with masking tape, wet towel, etc. etc.
>spark it up
>half an hour later, mom comes upstairs
>she opens the door
>RIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>"Anon, what are you doing?"
>"Nothing"
>"Are you smoking?"
>"...no"
>she couldn't tell the difference between the smell of a dart and a cigar, even though she used to smoke
>"Smoking is stupid! You're going to regret it!" etc. etc.
>she closes door, goes back downstairs
>notice an enormous crack in the wall that I didn't seal
>PANIC ATTACK
>seal cigar in a glass jar so room doesn't smell even worse
>air freshener errywhere
>block door off with chair
>fetal position
>hyperventilate for an hour
>pass out

Man I was fucking retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:37:53 No.3390121 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390093

Yeah, he had his hand in the door and kept pushing it open more and more, he was very strong, no matter how hard I pushed I couldn't even budge it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:38:29 No.3390125 Report

Quoted By: >>3390181

>>3390070
i'm from mass too, what town? i'm from quincy the police are just as corrupt here too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:38:31 No.3390126 Report

Quoted By: >>3391172 >>3391212

>just turn 19
> go over to dealers house to get a 8th
>roll a blunt pack the bong and bowl time to celebrate
>get a text from a buddy hey anon careful when you leave thers a cop parked out side
> dealer lives in shitty apartment's
> text buddy thx for the heads up and my dealer smoke rest of of my 8th and get ready to head back to my place
>as i grab my keys BANG BANG BANG
>(insert my city's name here) Police search warrant
>we just look at each other in terror
> see he left his door open to the balcony and hes only on the second story
>i think to myself 10 foot fall and could get away or get busted in a raid
> sprint across the room as the door busts open and jump off the balcony
>hit ground roll then get tackled by 2 cops and have a k-9 unit 5 feet away from trying to get to me
>spend the next 4 hour's in cuff's and catch a resisting arrest charge
>dealer got 120 days in jail for having 2 O's

now every time i buy weed i get paranoid as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:38:37 No.3390130 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390003
This is what I initially thought, but somehow I don't think it was some bitch fucking with me. It sounded awful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:40:04 No.3390145 Report

Quoted By: >>3390191 >>3390617

Uh, okay.

>When I got bitten by a copperhead
>Went to hospital
>I'M GONNA LIVE YAY

Or

>Be seven
>Go into swimming pool at disney world beach thingy.
>Start drowning
>"Dad, help me!"
>Dad helps me out

Or...

>be at school
>surrounded by boys
>school's over, I was walking over to bus stop
>boys won't let me through
>start beating me up and... stuff.
>I thought they were going to rape me or do me a serious physical injury

They almost did, anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:42:22 No.3390179 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389841
That simply isn't true. More people die from painkillers and other harmless stuff than gun accidents each year in the US.

More crime is also prevented than gun accidents. Suicide is another thing, but happens just as well in gun-less home.

>based on logic and statistics
Both logic and statistics point towards the usefulness and safety of gun ownership. You're so lucky to live in a country where defending yourself is legal (I'm not so lucky myself) it should be your duty to own means to defend yourself and your family.

Here is a site with many statistics and information about guns:

http://www.gunfacts.info/pdfs/gun-facts/6.1/gun_facts_6_1_screen.pdf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:42:35 No.3390181 Report

Quoted By: >>3390243

>>3390125

Well, when this happened I lived in Dracut. But the officer told us his dispatcher was friends with his dad before he began to talk with us, so we knew we weren't going to get anywhere. There was a big drug scandal here a few years ago where the officers were caught selling drugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:43:12 No.3390191 Report

Quoted By: >>3390205

>>3390145
ALMOST RAPED YOU POOR SOUL

YOU'RE SO STRONG YOU'RE A SURVIVOR

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:44:54 No.3390205 Report

Quoted By: >>3390213 >>3390247 >>3390257 >>3392083

>>3390191

Oh, fuck off.

They had me pinned down, they were trying to take my pants off, and they stuck a rag in my mouth so that I couldn't scream. If I hadn't managed to kick one of them in the balls during the struggle, I wouldn't have gotten away.

So yeah, fuck off. I was "almost" raped, because I was actually almost raped by a bunch of middle school d-bags. I never told a soul. I was too frightened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:46:13 No.3390213 Report

Quoted By: >>3390246

>>3390205

> they stuck a rag in my mouth so that I couldn't scream
AHahahahahaha

Right out of a bodice ripper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:48:29 No.3390243 Report

Quoted By: >>3390274

>>3390181
i have a friend from dracut you know chris boutin?

so many cops in mass have been getting caught lately. a cop that lives right down the street from me just got caught threatening and blackmailing a woman.. i hated that fucking guy

sud

sud Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:48:38 No.3390245 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390109

hahahah what the fuck

makes me wonder how obvious I was when I was younger

I used to live in a flat with my dad and the living room was literally right next to my bedroom. I never used to cover the edges when I smoked, and he never seemed suspicious.

So many times where he'd just walk in for whatever reason and I'd be fucking terrified because I would have just finished a bowl like two minutes beforehand.

Only ever found out because my friend dropped a little bag with just a stem right outside my bedroom door once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:48:42 No.3390246 Report

Quoted By: >>3390383

>>3390213

I don't know why you think that's funny.

I assume your fucked up sense of humor is due to some horrible, tragic event in your life that has made you apathetic to other people. Something, I'm sure.

Either way, I was terrified, and that was the point of this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:48:48 No.3390247 Report

Quoted By: >>3390306

>>3390205
>they were trying to take my pants off

So you almost had your pants taken off. You have no evidence they intended to rape you, you just spout that story on message boards in order to gain attention.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:49:18 No.3390257 Report

Quoted By: >>3390306

>>3390205

What the fuck? What, were they going to gangbang you in the middle of the street?

christfag !IRoBOQheBg

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christfag !IRoBOQheBg Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:50:13 No.3390265 Report

Quoted By:

hmmm, one of the easiest one to talk about would be when i was a kid, and my regular routine was to head into the city after school and maybe catch a film or goto the comic-book shops and generally mooch around

this day was no different, except when i was getting near the fountain centre, pretty close to the Bealfast city hall, i walked past a little green car that looked out of place, just as there was a sudden police presence who started cordoning off the area with their tape...but since this was a regular occurence, i didn't think much of it and bounced into the little shop i liked, headed up to the counter and sai-BOOM THE WINDOWS CAME IN!!!

yeah, that little green motor i'd just walked past had been a car-bomb and several people were severely injured by the blast, and i guess i was in shock cos stupidly i walked back out into the street even though i knew there was likely to be a secondary device...but this day there wasn't, so i kinda dazedly made my way to the buses and went home

didn't even mention it to my mum, until the news report that evening when i said, 'yeah - i was there today' but i think she maybe thought i was a few streets away instead of right beside the thing

it's strange though - i mean, last time i was having coffee in that area, i saw a guy wheeling a couple of gas cylinders and that triggered a flashback - but at the time, i was constantly in fear for my life, so walking through a bomb didn't really seem like a big deal to me as a kid

but like i say; that's one of the easiest i can talk about on here, cos compared to some of the shit i've seen, that was nuffin

good tiemz

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:51:02 No.3390274 Report

Quoted By: >>3390283

>>3390243

No, I don't I do. I can't stand cops ever since that happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:52:18 No.3390283 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390274

Sorry, I meant I don't think I do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:54:09 No.3390306 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390257

No. The school was shaped so that there were different "wings" of halls, so you would find u-shaped niches outside. It was laid out sort of like an octopus, I guess. I passed by one, some of the boys were hanging out there. They saw me, and originally, I think they were just trying to mess with me-- but then one of them decided to get serious, and the rest joined in.

>>3390247

Oh, sure.

I'm not going to justify my terror to you. I never reported kids when they hit me in the halls or groped me, because the teachers never took my complaints seriously. It was a horrible school.

So even if they did rape me, I half expect nothing would have been done, anyway. It was that kind of fucked up school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:56:04 No.3390324 Report

Quoted By: >>3390333

>be 6
>look out window
>see my mom coming home from work
>"yaaayyyy"
>she walks closer
>car pulls up
>sketchy looking female walks up to her
>stabs her multiple times with pocket knife
>i run and wake up my dad
>he jumps up and runs out
>pulls her off
>grabs my mom
>calls 911
>she survived but was left in critical condition

found out she was trying to rob my mom for prescription drugs. oxycontin to be exact. i had to be a witness in court for 2 years, it was emotionally draining

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:56:59 No.3390333 Report

Quoted By: >>3390406

>>3390324

Oh dear god. I'm so sorry.

That's... that's just...

No words.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:57:10 No.3390337 Report

Quoted By: >>3391319

>over at my buddies house for a sleepover, his name is Alex
>on the computer when we get the bright idea to start prank calling some places
>find a place that sells sinks and other plumbing related items
>call the place up
>insert stupid joke here
>the guy on the other line says, in the most serious and un-phased voice, "Hello Alex"
>we drop two heavy deuces right then and there
>hang up
>man up, decide to call the place again
>we ask him how he knows his name
>he says in a very painful way "please... please don't call here again..."
>repeats that every time we say something
>more bricks were shat

Couldn't have been caller ID since the home phone was in his father's name, and he said that none of his sister's friends or boyfriends worked at a bath place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 03:58:04 No.3390347 Report

Quoted By:

>11 years old
>Dad gets in a car crash
>Mom is absolutely flipping her shit
>Which makes me flip my shit
>Screaming about how he's probably dying
>Gives me the phone and makes me call her work to tell them she'll be late

Fucking hell, mom, you do not freak out an 11 year old like that and then make them talk to a bunch of grown ups they don't know. Apparently her coworkers still make fun of me for how freaked out I sounded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:00:03 No.3390370 Report

Quoted By: >>3390408 >>3390735 >>3405388

>At a bar with friends
>Go to the toilet and take my drink with me as said friends think it's funny to spit and put various things in my drink (let's just say the first and only time I took acid wasn't exactly voluntary and nether was the first and only time another friend took viagra)
>While at the urinal the guy using the urinal next to me looks at my dick and suddenly goes "Whoa your dick has a really dark color compared to your skin color" (I had a minor masturbation addiction back then)
>Look at him with a mixed look of bewilderment and confusion
>He laughs a bit and calls me "Niggerdick" (I'm white BTW)
>Tell him to go fuck himself
>He laughs even more and calls me "Niggerdick again"
>Pull my pants up, pick up my beermug and hit him on the forehead with it
>Beermug shatters, guy lets out a pained yelp, kneels down and starts holding his forehead while under visible pain
>He's now bleeding prerfusely from his forehead
>Quickly get out of bar, trying my best to walk fast and not to run
>Pass doorman going to see what all the ruckus is about as I make my way out the front door
>A few days later overhear people talking about some guy who got with a beermug in the head completely out of the blue in the same bar and on the same day and had to get 12 stiches
Yup... So that's how I ripped someone's forehead open with a beermug and escaped from an assault charge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:00:43 No.3390382 Report

Quoted By: >>3394852

>>3389483
You don't know how to use a matress? That's fucked up man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:00:55 No.3390383 Report

Quoted By: >>3390427

>>3390246

This is 4chan. It's just some fag trying to get a rise out of you.

Not only that but it's /r9k/ - honestly, this should be obvious. there's actually a significant possibility that the guy is trolling you b/c he genuinely hates you for almost getting what he views as an opportunity for sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:01:57 No.3390393 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 10
>running around in playground at lunch
>little bro falls over and cracks his head open
>idiotic staff decide to send someone to find me to tell them my brothers had an accident
>walk into first aid room
>little bros head is cracked open, there are bits of gravel in the wound and he's bleeding profusely

Fucking hell that was horrible, also
>be 10 or 11
>building teh warhamz
>using stanley knife to cut models from the sprue
>hand slips
>cuts lower part of thumb pretty deep
>show Dad
>Dad promptly flips his fucking shit like he does all too often
>wraps the wound in tissue paper and tells me we need to go to hospital because its a serious wound
>start screaming and crying because Im worried im going to die or something
>get to the hospital
>"oh no its fine, we'll just clean it out and put a dressing on it"

Fuck you Dad, you scared the shit out of me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:03:19 No.3390406 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390333
i was best friends with the womans son too. all 4 of us were close but both of our moms had a drug problem, although my moms was legit because she had a damaged vertebraes in her spine

this also lead to her son turning from my friend to a bully until we moved out a year later. she never got charged with anything but she had to pee in a bag until she died a year ago, so i guess karma got her back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:03:36 No.3390408 Report

Quoted By: >>3390435 >>3393647

>>3390370
>let's just say the first and only time I took acid wasn't exactly voluntary and nether was the first and only time another friend took viagra

Your friends are assholes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:04:42 No.3390427 Report

Quoted By: >>3390448

>>3390383

Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, I'm just very emotionally drained right now. I came onto /r9k/ hoping to find some funny greentext stories, and wrote my own story out without thinking twice about it. Probably shouldn't have.

And it's not really an 'opportunity' when it's forced on you, is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:04:51 No.3390429 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389873
Why the fuck would your mother care if you jack off if you were 18? I mean seriously, what the fuck is wrong with her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:05:24 No.3390435 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390408
Which is why I quit hanging out with them years ago... Incidentally they were regulars at that bar and that incident made a good excuse for me not to hang out with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:05:45 No.3390442 Report

Quoted By:

HOW DID YOU GET CAUGHT?

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:06:29 No.3390448 Report

Quoted By: >>3390484

>>3390427

>And it's not really an 'opportunity' when it's forced on you, is it?

well, no, but my point is that some clueless neckbeard on here might see it as one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:07:23 No.3390459 Report

Quoted By: >>3390532 >>3395086

>In car with gf, dropping her off at work
>Stop at sign, before a busy road, going to take a left
>Waiting patiently, clears up, one more care left on the road
>Think they're going straight, start to drive forward
>Woman in the car suddenly takes a sharp right on our street with no signal, as I'm turning left
>Crash into her side
>Look over at my gf, she's laying in her seat with her eyes closed
>Blood is streaming from her mouth
>Think my girlfriend is dead or dying, start panicking and screaming, grabbing her and yelling her name
>911 shows up eventually, I'm still panicking, asking if gf is okay
>She was completely fine, just bit her lip really hard when we crashed, and passe out from shock

Seriously thinking my girlfriend was dead was the most horrifying thing I'd ever experienced.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:08:03 No.3390469 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389381
I can't believe no one replied to this, the bag thrown over the fence got me going. Smooth one, kudos to your friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:09:10 No.3390484 Report

Quoted By: >>3390566 >>3391276

>>3390448

>well, no, but my point is that some clueless neckbeard on here might see it as one.

True. Sigh.

For once, could someone just say, "I'm sorry that happened, it could have been worse, at least you got out relatively unscathed"? It would be a nice change.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:14:23 No.3390532 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390459
Holy shit, that would fucking terrify me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:16:59 No.3390566 Report

Quoted By: >>3390610

>>3390484

Sure, I'll say it. I'm feeling unusually nice tonight. I am sorry it happened, and while it looks like it's kind of a painful memory for you, it's good that things didn't get worse. Thanks for sharing the story.

I'm also sorry for all the bad or terrifying things that happened to everyone else in this thread. Even OP, although that shit was pretty dumb, but I guess I can understand you were young and it must have been tempting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:19:57 No.3390599 Report

Quoted By:

>Hanging out at my dorm room, playing vidya during a firday evening as I'm too cheap to go out
>Suddenly I get an SMS
>It's my mother telling me my dad has had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital in an ambulace, that's she's on her way to the hospital now and that she'll call me later
>Live in a city about 160km (100 miles) away from where I grew up and my parents and sister still live
>Try to call her
>No answer
>Call my older sister
>Knows about as much as the SMS I got
>Suddenly I don't feel like playing vidya anymore...
>Spend rest of the evening worried about my dad
>Mother finally calls me up at 23:30 and tells me that my dad is fine, but in a heart emergency ward hooked up to various monitors and under minor sedation and various medications (beta blockers amongst others)
>Eventually turns out that my dad probably had a minor heartattack (evidenced by elevated levels of certain muscle breakdown enzymes in his blood), but they can't find a proper cause for it (no blockages, ultrasound comes out clean, optimal cholesterole levels and family history free from heart problems)
>Spend the week after he got out of hospital at home looking after him in case he has another heart attack and lie to parents about not having any university lectures to attend to
The whole thing turned out fine, but still scared me shitless as I remember hearing stories of how my maternal grandfather suddenly dying of a heartattack (my uncle, who was 5 at the time, thought he was sleeping and then when he didn't wake up he called my grandmother who then called an ambulance) back in the 70's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:20:46 No.3390609 Report

Quoted By:

>be 10
>on trampoline
>playing a game with 8 y/o brother where he throws toys and shit at me across it to my other sibling and I have to dodge in the middle
>other sibling throws one, I narrowly dodge and rotate around just in time to see a plastic toy flying right at me, thrown by 8 y/o brother
>I catch it
>throw back at 8 y/0 brother
>hit in square in the eye, blood spurts out in a fine mist and he loses his shit
>I am instantly fucking paralysed, nearly collapse in shock of what I have jut done
>he lets out a guttural yell, younger sibling is also freaking out
>run and hide in my closet for about 15 hours straight crying the whole time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:20:55 No.3390610 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390566

Thanks. I actually appreciate that. Makes me feel a bit better.

I feel the same, too. Some of the stories-- mom stabbed right before their eyes, or girlfriend looks dead, or almost getting knifed by a crazy guy-- it's just, wow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:21:43 No.3390617 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390145
I'm sorry that happened, it could have been worse, at least you got out relatively unscathed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:26:17 No.3390665 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389873
Tell your little sister she is awesome.

DO IT

TELL HER

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:28:47 No.3390695 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389552
You obviously don't know how the UK works.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jan/10/myleene-klass-knife-intruders

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:29:46 No.3390706 Report

Quoted By: >>3390806 >>3391082

>7 years old
>need to take a dump
>toilet stall is IN the fucking classroom (I shit you not)
>hold it in until i can't
>ask teacher for permission
>nervous as hell
>sit on toilet
>it all comes out
>realize pants are still on
>panic
>compose myself
>fake flush
>slowly walk back to seat and sit on my own warm shit
>kids start pinching their noses
>teacher asks if I flushed properly
>checks stall
>times skips forward
>mom is here
>holds my hand
>kids are chuckling
>feel it swinging back and forth all the way to the car

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:32:45 No.3390734 Report

Quoted By: >>3391117

>>3389339
>CC-Company just prints the money
Kind of. This kind of company steal people with high taxes and the sheep still defend them. You should grow up, moral isn't black and white, good and evil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:32:48 No.3390735 Report

Quoted By: >>3391765

>>3390370

Oh god, I just remembered something like this

>be 8
>go to bathroom during class
>bathroom was fucking enormous, like the size of a house
>dimly lit
>three urinals
>go to one to take a piss
>kid named James comes
>goes to the urinal right next to me instead of the one opposite
>"What's wrong with your dick?"
>I was uncut, so I guess he wasn't
>"What's wrong with you, fag?"
>punches me in the jaw
>he walks away
>go to one of the stalls
>cry like the little bitch I was

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:38:22 No.3390806 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390706
>back and forth
>back and forth
>back and forth
>back and forth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:50:49 No.3390941 Report

Quoted By:

>be 16
>get full-time summer job that starts at 6 am
>foolishly do not adjust sleep schedule, constantly sleep-deprived
>start getting odd involuntary muscle spasms in upper body in the mornings
>coffee mugs etc. are thrown across room
>foolishly do not identify this as a serious problem
>figure I'm just cold or something
>parents are aware, foolishly are not alarmed either
>vacation in august, see distant family out of state
>get into fight with cousin night before we return home
>mom and uncle keep me up half the fucking night trying to get us to make up before we part ways
>get around three hours of sleep
>wake up, mom and uncle get on my case again
>muscle jerks start again, become more and more violent
>each one leaves heart pounding and takes my breath away
>mom and uncle following me around the house, still yelling at me
>storm outside to get in car
>have tonic clonic seizure (just bunches of fun, btw)
>wake up short time later, head is throbbing, everything spinning
>a man in a white uniform is hovering over me
>freak the fuck out
>find out that "fight or flight" instincts definitely fall on the "fight" side
>genuinely attempt to kill the man in white with everything i've got
>but sadly do not have much, am subdued easily
>mom, cousin, little brother sobbing; uncle helping the man pin me down
>slowly recognize that something has happened to me and notice the ambulance nearby
>look up at my uncle, see the stern look on his face, still holding me down even though i'm not struggling anymore
>want to murder him in front of his children
>taken to hospital, have lots of tests, find out i have epilepsy
>feel utter despair, that life is ruined
>12 years later, yeah it sure as hell was
>have not spoken with uncle since

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:55:33 No.3390992 Report

Quoted By: >>3391302

>On vacation on Long Island
>Go to beach with family
>After beach go to favorite local Italian joint
>Get home
>Door wide open
>House completely torn apart and all of our shit gone.
>I grab immediately grab kitchen knife and sweep the house while family calls police
>Decide to check side streets around house
>See guy walking down road
>Ask him if he has heard any commotion in past hour
>Realize he has my fucking backpack on with all of our shit in it (Laptops, PS3, ect.)
>I fucking freeze
>He says he hasn't heard anything and that he will keep an eye out.
>Want to tackle/stab the fuck out of the bastard but he has his hand in his pocket so fuck that
>Run back to house and inform police officer that had arrived about seeing him a street over
>Never find the guy

A year later they found him and threw his ass in prison. Turns out he had hit over 15 houses in the area. Got my backpack back, but never got laptop back. Had over 10K photo's from childhood/teen years on it. Feelsbadman.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:58:38 No.3391021 Report

Quoted By: >>3391143 >>3392427 >>3392692 >>3396166 >>3406199

>be 16
>be lesbifag
>taking a walk with new gf
>we're walking a big circle around the school
>her ex and a dude come around the building
>ex yells her name
>they start coming towards us
>she tells me to run
>try to pull her with me
>"go!"
>I take off running
>the two of them chase me
>nearing the corner of the school
>feel something hit me in the back
>other dude had thrown a rock
>stagger
>the ex catches up to me and pushes me down
>he's on top of me
>punching me in the face
>pulls me up by my collar
>"if you're going to steal girls like a guy you're going to get beat down like a guy"
>feel his friend kick me in the stomach
>punches and kicks
>gf screaming at them to stop
>ex stops wailing on me to scream at her
>the friend takes over
>starts punching me in the face
>gf and ex seems to have made an arrangement to leave
>guy gets off me finally
>think it's over
>the friend grabs me by the hoodie and starts dragging me
>pulls me into a big puddle of rain water
>grabs my head and pushes it into the mud at the bottom of the puddle
>start failing because I can't breath
>ex and the gf are yelling at him to stop
>wet myself
>he finally is pulled off me by the ex
>I roll out of the puddle
>"dude seriously lets go"
>the three of them walk off
>leaving me bleeding, gasping for air, spitting mud/water out of my mouth
>laid their for nearly an hour
>get up and walk home

Never been so scared in my life.

Also I didn't steal her as far as I know, they had been broken up for months.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 04:59:38 No.3391037 Report

Quoted By:

>2 years ago
>19 years old
>at a canyon in Arizona, not grand canyon, but similar height on a much smaller scale
>setting up tripod to take some photos
>2 other friends at food hut nearbly getting snacks
>looking through camera viewfinder, not paying attention take step forward to get better view
>NOPE
>go to take step, there's nothing there
>try to balance, don't fall off
>even though I think how incredibly stupid a priority it was now, first thought is too save camera gear so I throw it up and onto the cliff top where I was standing
>keeping falling
>cliff is about 250 feet
> You know how they say your life flashes before your eyes? I always though it was a cheesy romantization, but it actually fucking happened
>next thing I know, I am in a hospital bed with broken ankle and nothing more
>apparently I landed on a little ledge about 15 feet down and then passed out from pain and shock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:00:05 No.3391041 Report

Quoted By: >>3391129

>Sleeping peacefully one night
>Feel arms around me, slowly wake up
>I'm on my side, there's someone in bed with me
>Start to panic
>They're a mans arms, are locked around me tightly
>One is around my stomach, other is around my neck
>Can't tell if the man is awake or not, panicking silently
>Move slightly, arms tighten
>Look down at the arm, recognize the tattoo
>Look over, realize it was my stepdad
>Puzzled, wake him up and ask him why he's in my bed
>He said my mom was snoring really loudly and he couldn't sleep, not a surprise, my mom is really loud
>He goes back to sleep, but I couldn't because he had me in a really uncomfortable position

I seriously thought some stranger was in my bed and was going to choke me to death or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:02:19 No.3391065 Report

Quoted By: >>3392154 >>3404938

I got two

>Be 10
>Dumb naive kid, think there's good in everyone, believe in doing good deeds
>At McDonalds with mom
>Homeless dude walks up to me and asks if I could help him carry drinks to his car
>Sure.jpg
>Tell mom what I'm going to do
>Mom flips shit and curses guy out
>Realize I almost got kidnapped some time later

Second
>Be 16
>Older wiser
>Be black kid who grew up in a rough neighborhood so I know a lot of the tricks
>At bowling alley playing pool with white friends
>Two other black guys walk up to me and ask if I wanted "some pine for da free"
>Referring to free bud
>I know this trick
>They say come out behind the bowling alley and they'll give it to me there
>lolno
>They beg, I tell them no, they go on their way
>Tell my friends and they try to go out there, I force them to sit the fuck down and chill out
>Find out later that 2 people got robbed and stabbed behind the bowling alley
>toldyalldumbasses.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:04:02 No.3391082 Report

Quoted By: >>3391100 >>3391191

>>3390706
What the fuck? Stalls in the classroom? You have to take a shit with all your classmates listening? What fucked up place do you live in?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:05:35 No.3391100 Report

Quoted By: >>3391187

>>3391082
Not him, but at my Elementary school the rooms had a bathroom connected to them. It was private, and really damn convenient if you're not shitting yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:07:17 No.3391117 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390734
I don't think you understand financial services at all. CC companies do not "steal people with taxes". What the fuck does that even mean to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:08:28 No.3391129 Report

Quoted By: >>3391164

>>3391041
I think your step dad was trying to touch you while you were sleeping LOL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:09:40 No.3391143 Report

Quoted By: >>3391272

>>3391021
Your fucking gf just left you therr? What a cunt, I hope you broke up with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:11:11 No.3391164 Report

Quoted By: >>3391258

>>3391129

Yeah, that's what people usually say when I tell them that story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:12:05 No.3391172 Report

Quoted By: >>3391195

>>3390126

>a 8th

Why do you talk like a nigger? Are you actually a nigger or are you just some white kid who likes to smoke weed and is hence exposed to niggers all the time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:12:55 No.3391187 Report

Quoted By: >>3391260

>>3391100
That's another story; from what he's written it seemed like the stalls were in the same room. I imagined them being right in the back of the room, like just behind the tables.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:13:36 No.3391191 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391082
think potatoes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:13:56 No.3391195 Report

Quoted By: >>3391350

>>3391172
i don't see what's so "niggerish" about that. an 8th is a measurement of weed...1/8th of an ounce.

a hurr durrr

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:16:08 No.3391212 Report

Quoted By: >>3393546 >>3402767

>>3390126
>gets arrested because of weed
>still smokes it
NAW MAN U CANT GET ADDICTED TO WEED ITS MPOSSIBLE

this is why I hate 97% of potheads. some of them are cool though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:18:30 No.3391228 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389418
>identity fraud = buying a lottery ticket

robot logic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:21:31 No.3391258 Report

Quoted By: >>3391299

>>3391164
Well it's the only reasonable thing to think. What do you think? Is he that type of person? If I woke up with MY step dad sleeping next to me like that I would be suspicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:21:33 No.3391260 Report

Quoted By: >>3391324

>>3391187
toilet was in corner of room. there were actual walls, I say stall because the walls didn't touch the roof. there was a gap at the top were all the stench and ploop plops would come out. But its okay, as far as I know when all you eat is potatoes ( it is true, that is all we irish eat... french fries, chips, waffles, baked, mashed,etc) your poop tends not to smell to bad, if at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:22:17 No.3391272 Report

Quoted By: >>3391330

>>3391143
I'm not sure, never spoke to her after that.

I appreciate that she left though, it got the guys to leave too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:22:34 No.3391276 Report

Quoted By: >>3391321 >>3391477 >>3391835

>>3390484

>Sigh.

Jesus fucking christ would you stop this samefag-ridden attention whoring? If you want somebody to empathize for your almost-rape go talk to a fucking therapist or something. 4chan is not your hugbox. I hope you choke on a dick.

I'm a femanon and I really was raped

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:25:01 No.3391299 Report

Quoted By: >>3391403

>>3391258

No, I didn't think anything odd of it, I was just annoyed because whenever he'd do it it would be very uncomfortable. My stepdad is the only father I've ever known, my real dad skipped out when my mom was pregnant with me, and my stepdad has been there since I was 5. I can't think anything weird of him like that, since he pretty much is my dad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:25:43 No.3391302 Report

Quoted By: >>3391524

>>3390992
assuming it was his right hand, just pretend wanting to give him a handshake for his kindness or some shit. then, when you have his hand, stab him in the fucking face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:26:52 No.3391309 Report

Quoted By:

>almost midnight in the middle of July
>smoke a ton of weed with two good friends of mine in a park
>we're going on the swings because it's fun
>suddenly screams
>the most bloodcurdling terrifying scream I've ever heard in my entire life comes out of the woods
>i seriously thought a woman was getting murdered in there
>we explore but found nothing because it was too dark

Later in that same month in that same park:

>smoking a ton of weed with my friends in his car
>"man I gotta piss."
>"same."
>the four of us get out and piss in the public bathroom nearby
>suddenly light
>we hear a car driving up the park's gravel lot
>it's a police car
>hear a door open and slam, someone is walking around with a flashlight
>we're frozen with fear
>the cop starts looking in the woods a little bit, and we make our move
>bust our asses back to my friend's car and turn it on
>the police car was blocking the exit
>my friend fucking floors it and swerves into the grass and narrowly avoids a fencepost to escape

Needless to say, I'm not going back to that park any time soon. Shit's bad luck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:28:39 No.3391319 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20F5QlaL8sA

Just for you, Alex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:28:47 No.3391320 Report

Quoted By: >>3393760

>Be last month
>Highschool in Japan
>Bloody nose
>"Oh not this again"
>Excuse myself and quickly go to the bathroom
>Blood is pouring out of my nose..pouring
>Blood won't stop
>What the fuck what the fuck
>Tilt my head up in hopes that it stops, stuff tissue in there, anything to stop it
>Goes on for about 20 more minutes of just non-stop bleeding
>Blood everywhere on my white shirt and all over the ground, still pouring everywhere
>Getting really tired and weak
>Oh fuck am I really dying from a bloody nose.The fuck man...
>Pass out
>Wake up 5 minutes later, bleeding stopped
>"Oh thank god"
Now going back to the classroom drenched in blood was hard to explain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:28:51 No.3391321 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391276

This isn't a contest. You're not entitled to take your resentment out on someone because they did not suffer as much as you.

The purpose of this thread is to share moments of terror. That story qualifies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:29:11 No.3391324 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391260
It still seems inapropriate to me. Invasion of privacy or some shit, I don't know, I wouldn't like to shit knowing that all of my classmates can hear the poop splash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:30:10 No.3391330 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391272
Glad to hear it. What a motherfucking cunt, it seriously rustled my jimmies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:32:25 No.3391350 Report

Quoted By: >>3392369

>>3391195

I'm referring to the fact that you said "a 8th" rather than "an 8th". The indefinite article develops a nasal dental consonant before words that start with a vowel sound.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:33:54 No.3391367 Report

Quoted By: >>3391415

>>3389784
So what you're saying is you're literally lazy enough to let a man die.

Got it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:37:31 No.3391403 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391299

By uncomfortable I mean, the position I'd end in would be uncomfortable. And my bed was small so I'd end up squished against the wall because he'd take up the whole thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:39:05 No.3391415 Report

Quoted By: >>3395243

>>3391367
Yeah, so what? He's not me. Why should I care?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:39:26 No.3391418 Report

Quoted By: >>3391534

>>3391365
Normally I would agree with you, but in this case, she posted her story, got chastised for posting the story, and then replied to her critics. I don't think she came in here looking for any more attention than any body else posting stories of them being cry babies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:40:23 No.3391428 Report

Quoted By:

>be 16
>end of year camping trip with my grade (small school, around 40 people on the trip)
>everyone high/drunk as fuck
>last night, around 11:00
>be on beach, smoking tons of weed with friend
>flashlight emerges from woods, coming towards beach
>notice it's bouncing up and down, person is running hard
>tell friend, we're a little freaked out
>it's a friend from the campsite, tells us park rangers came and are arresting everyone with alcohol
>rangers headed for beach next
>going to go hide in woods, but see headlights coming down road
>go join 3 other friends, also high, lying on the beach
>wait a few minutes, think they left
>suddenly rangers
>walking around us, shining lights, ask us what we're doing
>everyone's scared shitless, high out of our minds
>"stargazing"
>meanwhile i'm sitting on our weed and pipes
>they keep shining lights at us for a few minutes, talk quietly to each other
>finally they tell us to have a nice night, leave

never been so scared in my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:44:25 No.3391466 Report

Quoted By: >>3391475 >>3395863

>have a manic/psychotic break from reality right before I graduated from college
>ended up in a psych ward
>constantly lied to about discharge
>constantly injected with haldol to make me sleep
>constantly fucked with by this one fucking asshole patient (I swear "J" if I ever see you outside of the place I might cut you)
>constantly pacing, my pacing interferes with other patient's pacing
>the one schizophrenic guy thinks I'm part of the secret service and is always trying to give me secret messages and telling me to pace in the opposite direction
>some fucking kid close to my age is in there for the same thing, I overhear that he lived on the same street as me and was probably involved in the same drug dealing bullshit that I was
>it's the anniversary of his mother's death, he flips out and breaks a phone, gets injected with haldol
>my parents come to visit me in the hospital on the regular
>he sees my mom and it just fucks with him every time
>he's always muttering shit to me about "stop following me around", I really didn't want to make him uncomfortable, I felt really bad for him, but I couldn't stop pacing because antipsychotic medications cause akathisia

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:45:34 No.3391475 Report

Quoted By: >>3396456

>>3391466

>one lady was catatonically depressed and/or was reacting badly to the meds
>just saw a lot of fucked up things that made no sense partly because I was crazy, partly because I was loopy from haldol, and partly because fucked up things happen in psych wards
>the tears in my parents eyes
>feel guilty for going psychotic
>I don't even fucking know, it was definitely the scariest thing I've ever been to and I'll kill myself before I go in a ward again

>oh and also sent all of these bizarre fucking emails to my professor both before and after institutionalization, scared to ask them for job recommendations even though I was an excellent student and am still finishing my degree

I don't even know, I almost want to be a psychiatrist just to help people with psychotic disorders. Or maybe I'll become a therapist. But I probably won't because clearly I have my own issues. I think psychotic people need a maximum of therapy and a minimum of medication but the worst cases often never go to see therapists and are just in and out of hospitals. I'm just fortunate enough to have a family that's not unusually dysfunctional, so no "hurr you're out of the house NOW!" bullshit because I had to move back in with them (no job, no way to pay rent, etc.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:45:36 No.3391477 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391276

Well, thanks. I mean, it's not like I have feelings or anything. I guess that because you were raped (for which I AM sorry, and I feel you) no one else who has similar or frightening experiences is allowed to feel bad or hurt because of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:46:42 No.3391488 Report

Quoted By: >>3391523

>Go to Haiti (post earthquake) one summer with small missions group
>Working on orphanage compound for a small village along the coast
>Guys do construction, while girls from a church do VBS and play with the orphans
>we also did a med clinic, and few other jobs into nearby villages
>we took a cattle truck (or a lorry) into a village one time for telling the locals about the med clinic and to show some of the missionaries the place
>had like 20 people crammed into the back of this open aired truck bed surrounded by chickenwire
>starts POURING rain on the way back from village to compound
>absolute deluge, zero visibility
>roads in Haiti are fucking obstacle courses as is and the rain made it super slick
>nailing potholes, people getting tossed around, few are getting sick
>going about 30mph until driver slams on breaks
>huge crash as we T-bone a smaller pickup that pulled out onto the highway
>drivers get out, start screaming in Kreyol
>I climb out over all the tossed people in the back and go around front
>our driver, a 50 year old, squat Haitian geiser is facing about 4 fit Haitians in their 20's, two with machetes and one with a shotgun
>They're waving their machetes at our driver, clearly upset about their totalled truck, and start coming towards him
>I walk out in front and say a few things very nervously in broken French (the gov't language in Haiti)
>They stop and must think I'm sort of official.
>I tell them to fuck off or when the cops get there, I'll tell them they tried to attack us.
>They buy it and drag their truck off the road. We call in another truck off the compound to come pick us up.
>By the time the cops show up, the rain stopped.
>I think I pissed my pants sometime during the confrontation, but was too soaked to tell
>that part still wasn't as bad as getting cholera ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:50:35 No.3391523 Report

Quoted By: >>3391554

>>3391488
Fuck 3rd world countries man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:50:47 No.3391524 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391302
The best insight is hindsight....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:51:32 No.3391534 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391418

>I don't think she came in here looking for any more attention than any body else

No, I honestly wasn't. I probably should have known better than to post that particular story, though, because as previously pointed out-- this IS /r9k/.

My mistake was posting that story and trying to defend the fact that I posted it and how I phrased it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:53:50 No.3391554 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391523

3rd world countries need a lot of help man. Compared to the lives we live, just about everything is terrifying over there... from the beds you sleep in, to the food you eat, to the ungodly smell of them burning EVERYTHING (no garbage service). The air is filled with evil man, I'm telling ya. Scariest, yet most life changing experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:01:57 No.3391644 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389483
>Don't know how to use
You pull back your hand and then forcefully push down the knife, do this until your face looks like someone face-painted it red.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:12:20 No.3391765 Report

Quoted By: >>3391778

>>3390735
OK, first of all
>bathroom was fucking enormous, like the size of a house
Holy shit I died laughing to this, I can't fathom a bathroom that big, and I'm not trying to argue with you, I just find that hilarious.

>"What's wrong with you, fag?"
What the hell is wrong with me today, everything is funny. That line just came out of nowhere, and you were 8

9/10, would laugh again, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:13:44 No.3391778 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391765

I remember how a daycare center of mine had a bathroom with no door.

It was about 20ft square, and you just walked in, did it, walked out.

Looking back on it, years now, I realize how weird it was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:14:22 No.3391787 Report

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>begin training in bombardment department of neon sign factory
>"bombardment" refers to enough electricity to kill
>also work with 15,000 volt transformers to age bulbs before they can be used in assembly
>get warned about safety, told horror stories, etc.
>coworkers absurdly casual about it; they're pros and they know their shit
>their confidence grows on me and i don't worry about it
>fellow rookie wanders into department to help clean the bulbs
>because she is not being trained to work with the bombarders, she is not warned about safety
>does not use her head and attempts to remove live clips from bulbs on an aging transformer
>i start to yell but it's too late
>she screams and collapses
>i know that 15,000 volts is not lethal
>i was told that at worst the aging transformers will kinda fuck you up for a while if you grab both clips simultaneously
>but she is not moving, and i'm too shaken to accurately tell if she's breathing or has a pulse
>i'm certain i've just watched someone die even though it doesn't really stack up
>turns out she just fainted from shock
>had herself a good cry upon waking up but went back to work
>i did the same fucking thing later in the day like a moron and it just made my finger numb for a couple hours
>don't care that she's a female, what a fucking crybaby
>feel bad for being an insensitive dickbag
>decide to talk to her and express empathy
>kinda get flirty, think about asking her out

wait where am i going with this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:15:35 No.3391799 Report

Quoted By: >>3391861 >>3393872 >>3394335

Happened one month ago.
>Be at the hospital with my girlfriend
>Shes 38 weeks pregnant, is being admitted into the hospital, as she is in active labor
>Hours pass, her water is broken manually by doctor using hook thing
>Labor starts
>Hour passes
>Shes lost two pints of blood, has several 4th degree tears in her vag and rectum
>Son is born
>Without me knowing, doctors give girlfriend pain medication (started with an "m" but it wasnt morphine)
>Holding son, look over at girlfriend
>She is completely without color, I cannot see her breathing because its so shallow
>Doctors running around and yelling things, putting needles in her
>Put son in incubator thing, touch my girlfriends hand
>Ice cold.

I seriously thought she was dead. She was anemic and had massive blood loss. It was many many hours before she was even awake. That was the most terrified and helpless I had ever felt. I had gained a son, but I almost lost her. She was right on the verge of death. A month later, we sit at home, the three of us. Shes healthy, the boy is healthy, and I am happy. My sons birth weight was 9 pounds and 4 ounces. He was 21 1/2 inches long. His head was 14 inches around, and his chest was 14 1/2 inches. He was a big damn baby. My girlfriend is 5 foot 3 inches tall, and weighed 125 pounds before pregnancy. So she had some damage done. I don't know what I would have done if I had lost her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:19:00 No.3391835 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391276
>I got raped once
>I GOT RAPED TWICE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ROOM TO COMPLAIN

That's your attitude. Are you proud of yourself? Also, sorry about the "actually being raped" thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:19:29 No.3391840 Report

Quoted By: >>3391859

>be 11
>home alone with mom
>she clutches her chest and starts breathing really funny
>asks for an ambulance
>ohgodohgodohgod
>live in a really small town, no 911
>call operator
>ask to be connected to hospital because I need an ambulance
>he accuses me of prank calling
>argue back and forth for three minutes
>scream at him that my mom is having a heart attack and he's wasting time
>he sighs and finally puts me through
>woman on the phone at hospital is much nicer and stays on the phone with me until the ambulance arrives

I was freaking out, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:21:05 No.3391859 Report

Quoted By: >>3391876

>>3391840

>he accuses me of prank calling
>argue back and forth for three minutes

Oh my fucking god, I would have lost my shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:21:46 No.3391861 Report

Quoted By: >>3391926

>>3391799

I'm happy she's okay, anon. Congrats on the son!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:23:31 No.3391876 Report

Quoted By: >>3391884

>>3391859

Believe me, I did. That's the angriest I've ever been in my life. Looking back on it, I should have reported that asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:25:02 No.3391884 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391876

Well, you were panicked at the time, and just glad the ambulance was actually coming.

You don't... you just seriously don't argue with someone when they're telling you they've got an emergency, no matter whether you think it's a prank call. I just... wow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:28:51 No.3391919 Report

Quoted By:

>Be driving around city at 11PM
>Stopped at red light
>Somewhat shabby looking young guy with long beard starts to go across the crosswalk
>Stops right in front of my car and turns to me
>Looks me square in the eye with a cold stare and slowly raises his arm with one finger extended
>Thought that this was the end, ready to floor it if he pulls a gun
>He resumes walking and flips off the other two cars

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:29:08 No.3391926 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391861
Thanks. It was both the absolute worst and greatest experience of my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:40:26 No.3392009 Report

Quoted By: >>3392013

>Be girl
>Have girlfriend
>Decide to go see a movie that starts at 7 pm
>Accidentally missed the showing, have to wait for the next one at 9 pm
>Get out of the theater a little before midnight
>Not a horrible neighborhood but not 100% safe at night
>Had brought my knife with me just in case
>Walking down the street towards my apartment
>Guy is coming towards us on the sidewalk, easily over 6'0" but kind of scrawny looking
>Kind of slows down when he sees us, we were holding hands
>Whatever, I tug her closer and keep walking
>Suddenly I'm on the floor
>He punched me as hard as he could in the back of my head
>Feel my head, I'm bleeding
>Girlfriend is screaming
>Turn over, see her jump on him
>He grabs her by the head and smashes her against the brick wall
>She falls on the ground and doesn't move
>I feel something snap in me
>Get up, make some weird fucking growl and lunge on him
>Not even thinking, not focusing, not trying to fight in any traditional way, just trying to absolutely tear this guy to shreds
>Punching him in the face over and over, clawing his eyes, grabbing the sides of his lips and pulling until they started splitting, I didn't know or care what I was doing
>He flips out and tries to kick me off him, succeeds after a few tries
>He's bleeding really badly and breathing hard
>Holds me down and starts choking me with both hands
>Grab my knife and stab him in the gut, it's serrated, start carving out towards his side
>He loses his grip on my neck, I manage to get out from under him while he's yelling and holding his stomach

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:41:03 No.3392013 Report

Quoted By: >>3392097 >>3392135 >>3392172 >>3392364 >>3392589 >>3392621

>>3392009

>Someone in the apartments nearby must have called 911 because I saw a bunch of police cars pull up (station was like half a mile away)
>Take my knife, handcuff both of us, an couple ambulances pull up and they put my girlfriend and the guy in them
>I'm totally out of it, completely silent
>Get taken to the hospital and treated for a concussion, got 7 stitches in the back of my head
>Girlfriend had a fractured skull and a few stitches but was alright when she woke up
>Guy almost didn't make it. Almost lost an eye, had to get a shitload of stitches in his face, lost a tooth, and had to have surgery to fix the part of his intestines that I had cut up pretty badly
>We were all taken to the station for questioning, plus the neighbor who had called 911
>Guy had 2 previous assault charges and was on probation when he attacked us
>Went to court, he was convicted, I got off on self-defense
>Only hang-up was my knife but it was determined to be legal to carry concealed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:49:03 No.3392083 Report

Quoted By: >>3392417 >>3402435

>>3390205
>never told a soul, too frightened

you wonder why bitches get raped? The fuck is wrong with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:50:30 No.3392097 Report

Quoted By:

>>3392013

Much respect for defending your woman with animalistic violence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:53:43 No.3392135 Report

Quoted By: >>3392236 >>3392273

>>3392013
That doesn't make sense

people don't attack for no reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:54:44 No.3392154 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391065
Tell some of the tricks you know. I probably would've fell for that shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:56:30 No.3392172 Report

Quoted By: >>3392273

>>3392013
Holy shit. Good for you. Did you ever find out why he assaulted you? Any reason for his history of assault?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:02:03 No.3392236 Report

Quoted By:

>>3392135
sociopaths exist

there are more of them than you think

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:02:08 No.3392237 Report

Quoted By:

>be 7
>at my friend's in his pool with him, his dad, and my dad
>at deep end on float thing
>fall off
>can't swim
>panicking
>in between gulps for air i hear my dad say "he'll be fine"
>friend's dad actually has to get in and pull me out

You're a cool guy, but seriously fuck you, Dad. I was a kid.

>this is what it's like to live as a male
>always expected to be able to handle it yourself

I then went on to swim on a team as a pro and still am more than a decade later. Had a chance at becoming an Olympian too. There's a life lesson somewhere in there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:05:24 No.3392273 Report

Quoted By: >>3392309 >>3392387

>>3392172
>>3392135

He had some mental problems and was prone to random bouts of violence. His lawyer tried to get his sentence down because of it, but the court decided he was sane enough to know what he was doing. Apparently the two people he had assaulted before were his mom and his ex-girlfriend. Never was told the reason for the attack, if he ever gave one (he chose not to testify).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:08:39 No.3392309 Report

Quoted By: >>3392398

>>3392273
Wow. Well, I'm glad you're okay, anon. Is the girlfriend from the story still you girlfriend? She would be insane to leave you after that. Fighting for her life and such.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:11:04 No.3392335 Report

Quoted By: >>3392375 >>3392384

I accidentally caused an apparition to appear by manipulating a mirror and camera near a light source. It was a woman who looked like an actress from the 1940's. She had elegantly styled blond hair and was wearing makeup. She had a big smile on her face - not a malicious one or anything, just a big inviting smile. I burst into treats and ran out of the room. Never been so scared in my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:11:37 No.3392339 Report

Quoted By: >>3403799

>be 23
>head lifeguard at pool
>best friend works as deck boy
>parents go away for whatever
>we decide we wanna do shrooms with our pool money
>talk to 16-year-old lifeguard who claims to do shitton of drugs
>ask him if he knows anybody
>he does
>acquire shrooms
>ask kid if he wants to come do it with us
>alright
>do shrooms
>trip like crazy
>two friends, one of them an Iraq veteran, come over with booze
>do shots
>16-year-old starts having a seizure
>a fucking seizure
>freak the fuck out
>Army kid tells us to relax
>kid wakes up, he can't stand up
>he calls his dad
>5 minutes later
>3:00 or so in the morning
>mustang racing down the street
>pulls up in front of our house
>his dad gets out
>"OH SO YOU'RE HIS BOSS AT HIS JOB. HE'S A 16 YEAR OLD KID WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING"
>I'm... i'm sorry
>"I HAVE HALF A MIND TO CALL THE POOL AND REPORT YOU FOR DRUGGING MY UNDERAGE CHILD"
>please dont do that sir
>he drives off
>go back inside
>me and friend are like "that shit is real"
>call from 16-year-old
>ignore
>chill out for 5 minutes
>voicemail
>he pocket dialed me and recorded the entire car ride between him and his dad on the way back home
>dad never calls workplace
>never hang out with that kid again
>although he did go to rehab

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:15:03 No.3392364 Report

Quoted By:

>>3392013
Damn girl, you badass. Good thing you did there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:15:36 No.3392369 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391350
it's alveolar, not dental
dentals are formed by placing the tip of the tongue between the teeth

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:16:25 No.3392375 Report

Quoted By:

>>3392335
>burst into treats
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:17:21 No.3392384 Report

Quoted By:

>>3392335
You tellin us you seen some kinda ghost?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:17:41 No.3392387 Report

Quoted By:

>>3392273
Well I had some whore and her boyfriend say things about me while I waited for a haircut.

If I was crazy I'd probably attack them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:19:48 No.3392398 Report

Quoted By: >>3392454 >>3392468

>>3392309

Yeah, she's still with me. We're actually engaged now.

She was pretty scared when she woke up because she said I went down like a rag doll when I first got punched and she thought I was dead. I explained to her what happened and she still seemed scared, so I said "I told you I'm pro at world pvp" (we play WoW a lot). She didn't find the joke as funny as I did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:19:55 No.3392400 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389563
>this is what women actually believe

laughingwhores.png

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:22:10 No.3392417 Report

Quoted By: >>3392442 >>3392689

>>3392083
lolwat

are you saying bitches get raped because they don't tell anyone they were raped? that doesn't make any sense, wtf anon

the raping comes first, there's no way they can tell anyone about it otherwise... so telling or not telling cannot possibly lead to a state of them being raped or not raped.

your chronology's all wrong mate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:23:09 No.3392427 Report

Quoted By: >>3393336

>>3391021

Holy mother of god I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you're white, right? One of my friends sister got raped. My friend was furious and demanded to know who did it. Coincidentally a couple of days later her rapist was shot and killed outside of where he lived. Police blamed it on a random gang kill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:24:52 No.3392442 Report

Quoted By: >>3392649 >>3402435

>>3392417
I think he is saying the cumulative effect of all rapes being reported would reduce (by deterrence) the number of potential rapists because of fear of repercussion.

That being said, I have no opinion on this, so do not reply to me trying to argue whether that argument is valid. That is simply my interpretation of the the other poster's statement.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:26:28 No.3392454 Report

Quoted By: >>3392476 >>3392526

>>3392398
LOL PVP. Engaged? Where are you that you aren't getting shit for that? Congrats though, thats badass. I'm happy for you two.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:27:41 No.3392464 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389594
omg my sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:28:09 No.3392468 Report

Quoted By: >>3392476

>>3392398
LOL PVP. Engaged? Where are you that you aren't getting shit for that? Congrats though, thats badass. I'm happy for you two.

Fucking flood detection got me for trying to repost after mistyping a captcha.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:29:20 No.3392476 Report

Quoted By:

>>3392454
>>3392468
I have no idea what the fuck happened here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:34:54 No.3392519 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389540
>Be 14
>Have a tiny bit of weed in my room
>Had smoked a little bit (Not crazy, obviously)
>Parents find it
>Parents currently losing house because my Dads shit tier and a fucking hobo nowadays
>Grounded
>1 month, yeah sure
>2 months, okay I guess
>3 months, I guess thats fair
>4 months, come on
>5 months, are you serious?
>6 months, What the fuck
>7 months, This is fucking stupid
>8 months, you're faggots
>9 months, This is total shit, fuck off
>10 months, Words cannot describe
>11 months, Again, words cannot describe
>12 months, FUCK.
Oh and didn't get internet for the first 6 months so I couldn't talk to any of my friends (I had no friends in my current high school) and if I did go on Facebook to talk to them my Dad would have a mental breakdown, screaming at me or screaming threats that he was going to get bikies to bash me up etc etc.
Gave me depression for a long time and I decided I wouldn't talk to my parents at all part way through that, so now my relationshit with my family is fucked from that.

You think one week is bad? Try a fucking year with a cunt who was taking his anger out on you while you were still a teenager.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:35:41 No.3392526 Report

Quoted By: >>3392578

>>3392454

It's not legal in our state to get married so we're going to go to NY after we graduate. We actually haven't ever gotten shit in public or from friends/family, but we're not super obvious about it. Straight girls hug and hold hands all the time around here so we don't look out of place. Gay guys have it worse, no doubt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:37:57 No.3392548 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389873
>dat spoiler

I leld so fucking hard man

Your sister is pretty cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:42:07 No.3392578 Report

Quoted By: >>3392700

>>3392526
I see. Well, after the marriage, what do you have planned? Are you going to go back to that town? Would that go over well? Also do your parents even know you're a lesbian?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:43:18 No.3392589 Report

Quoted By:

>>3392013
Fuck, fucking well done anon, that's intense courage I'm fucking awed

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Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:46:38 No.3392608 Report

Quoted By:

the stories here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:47:28 No.3392621 Report

Quoted By: >>3392718

>>3392013
/k/ommando here. Manly tears. Also what kind of knife? >>>/k/ would also love this story - or maybe just link to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:51:02 No.3392649 Report

Quoted By:

>>3392442
I respect your comment anon, good observation

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:51:21 No.3392654 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390005
>well gosh diggity darn

Best part.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:51:37 No.3392655 Report

Quoted By:

Pants shittingly terrifying you say?

>work 1400 feet below the surface of the earth, in a gold mine.
>2 ways to enter/exit
>be working, at a low point, only one way to get to exits
>hear loud boom around corner
>dust errywhere, cant see
>did the mine collapse? am i trapped?
>6 foot tall tire blew around the corner

>almost had a heart attack

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:55:05 No.3392689 Report

Quoted By:

>>3392417
Bitches get re-raped/rapists walk free and reoffend because bitches don't tell anyone.
It's the most retarded part of this shit,
the story that made my blood boil was some girl talking about how she passed out at a party, three or so guys come in gangrape and all she does is moan and carry on as if it woll make them finish quicker?
Then never told a soul.
If that's the logic the bitch deserved it, fucking morons

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:55:09 No.3392692 Report

Quoted By: >>3392872

>>3391021

So much for strong independent womyn.

You got put in your fucking place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:55:39 No.3392700 Report

Quoted By: >>3392760

>>3392578

Probably stay there if we can find a place to live since she's always wanted to. Both of our families know about us, but no one had much to say other than her dad grumbling a little about not having a man to protect her, but he's definitely fine with me since the trial. Even cleaned my knife for when they finally gave it back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:55:44 No.3392701 Report

Quoted By: >>3401771

>have gf, on school holidays etc
>for some reason get extremely depressed over the summer break
>4chan leads me onto cough syrup, look it up and get interested
>start using DXM, not expecting much thinking it's a kiddie drug
>HOLY FUCKING CHRIST WEED IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS SHIT
>hallucinate beautiful, amazing things, get lost in fractal zooms and enjoy my playlist which sounds unearthly and ethereal
>instantly hooked
>take 1500mg stretched over 4-5 doses over about 2 hours
>black out after 3rd or 4th
>wake up in morning to a Hellified room, everything orange/red with an evil twist to it, black tendrils creeping out of the corners of my room
>darkness rising out of my floors
>did I mention I was fucking 18 at the time and still lived with my parents?
>mothers voice is distant, far away, takes me 3 seconds to react to it
>obviously look completely fucked
>her face is distorted and warped
>they take me to the hospital, forced me to admit I took drugs
>parents go home angry, leaving me at the hospital, telling me to catch a taxi home when im better
>lie alone in emergency room for what seemed like hours
>echoes of peoples voices, medical equipment, a loud unknown siren sound repeating every 30 seconds
>eventually they move me and i go to a small ward, am hooked up to IV and flushed rapidly
>ask a nurse to pray for me, she prays out loud and everything gets a little more bright and feel optimistic
>gf and sister come, they cheer me up
>feel a lot better

wasn't exactly terrifying, but i felt so damn alone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:56:06 No.3392704 Report

Quoted By:

I think the scariest time in my life was my last day with my now ex boyfriend. He was physically and sexually abusive anyway, but that last day when I finally grew some balls and got the hell out of there was terrifying, because he absolutely snapped.
>be arguing about some inane little thing
>he goes into his sarcastic/"I'm the man in this relationship aren't I?" routine
>I know where this is going, look around for some soft objects to land on, try to stay far away from things small enough to be picked up and swung or thrown
>Approx. 2min later
>He's screaming expletives at me, punching me while he's got my hair in the other fist
>Pulls out a knife, appears to be about to use it
>Freak out, suddenly remember some stupid self defense thing I learned in girl scouts for this particular position
>Get free, book it out the back door and jump the fence out of his backyard
>On my bike, pedaling like a crazy lady, blood streaming down my face
>Stop behind local 7-11, call bestfriend(who dated me for a while after this before crushing my heart to a fine powder), get picked up by their mom
I seriously thought he was going to kill me. He had never pulled a weapon on me before. He still came to my halloween party, and I didn't tell him to leave because love/terror. Aforementioned friend eventually told him to fuck off because I was unable to do so. That whole time in my life was pretty scary, but I guess that was the highlight...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:58:03 No.3392718 Report

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>>3392621

This one. Spyderco, little under 3".

Anonymous

Part I of abandoned factory story

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:58:34 No.3392723 Report

Quoted By: >>3392742

>Bored on a Saturday night
>I decide it would be a good idea to go exploring in the superfund zone abandoned factory near my friend's house
>I convince my friends
>We park a car around back a building nearby and then walk through a road, some abandoned buildings, a swampy area, and over a bridge
>Like idiots, we just walk on down the well lit road through an open gate
>Pass a guard tower, but nobody is in it
>Move farther back into the complex, start climbing into the window of one of the warehouse units
>Suddenly, headlights
>Friends run for a dilapidated garage across the main road from the warehouse
>I jump off the main road into a small stream and hide behind the wall of a bridge that goes over it
>The car passes over the bridge within feet of me
>As soon as it passes, I jump behind it and run to join my friends in the garage ruins
>The pickup truck goes up a little further and then stops at the gate
>A man gets out, we can't see much but he has a flashlight

Anonymous

Part II of abandoned factory story

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:00:43 No.3392742 Report

Quoted By:

>>3392723
>As we crouch silently among the ruins, another suv drives up
>Eventually, three more
>One goes down the road, the rest search, but most are searching in the area we left, because the most buildings are there
>We need to get the fuck out, but the there are barbed wire fences everywhere, besides the gate we came in by and the river that makes up the east perimeter. It is right behind us.
>It is February, but despite this I suggest that we swim the river
>After some arguing and convincing, we swim the river
>It is so cold I can barely breathe
>we all make it across and run back the way we came
>One of the SUVs passes us by us after we crossed the road and were about to get to the car
>We hide badly, and the SUV slows down
>And then drives away
>We sprint to the hidden car, and drive away

We're still not sure who was chasing us. The EPA had condemned the site, so we're not sure if it was private security or the government.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:02:03 No.3392760 Report

Quoted By: >>3392796

>>3392700
Well done anon. You have my respect, and it looks like you have /k/'s respect as well. I wish good things for you and your fiance. Austin, Texas is a pretty gay friendly area, and its beautiful there. If you can find a place near 6th Street and Congress, then you would have friends all over. Plus Lake Travis is amazing. If you can stand living in Texas, I suggest Austin. It's great there. My uncle is a giant flaming homo and he lives there. He has never wanted to move away. So if things don't work out, there's always Austin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:05:48 No.3392796 Report

Quoted By: >>3392828 >>3392842

>>3392760

>giant flaming homo
That sounds like a mixed drink.

Thanks for the tip, robot. I'll definitely look into it if the rent sucks in New York. It will

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:09:41 No.3392828 Report

Quoted By: >>3392850

>>3392796
I had two lesbian friends who just got married and moved to Austin. They love it. Also, if you guys work in the tech industry, that's booming there right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:11:23 No.3392842 Report

Quoted By:

>>3392796
Well, he does love his mixed drinks. I love him though, he is a great person to hang out with. The rent for a house on 6th street will suck. I wouldn't get one within a few dozen blocks of it, or it'll be murder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:12:45 No.3392850 Report

Quoted By:

>>3392828
Yes! The tech industry is great. Rooster Teeth is based there by the way. So if you're into Red Vs. Blue, thats a neat thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:14:22 No.3392872 Report

Quoted By: >>3392930

>>3392692
This.
Blox.
Blox.
Blox.
Blox.
Blox.
I just got muted for every blox I said. Interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:19:26 No.3392920 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389993
>Girls' oly defense is to cry.

How typical and unsurprising.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:20:04 No.3392930 Report

Quoted By: >>3393125

>>3392872
>gets attacked
>assaulted for being different
>put in her place

really? in her place? I don't see it, i doubt she became a good heterosexual woman and went back to the kitchen before bringing you a sammich and beer and blowing you

>ooohh, I see it now
>you guys are fucking idiotssss

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:21:30 No.3392941 Report

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>be 16 years old, stoner but hangs out with a lot of non-stoner people
>a lot of my friends wanted to try weed, but didn't want to smoke (would try brownies)
>make up this whole scheme to sell them brownies with another friend of mine
>make the brownies at some other stoner kid's house, walk to another friend's house with 2 batches of potent as fuck weed brownies
>stupidly already put them in small bags of 1-2, easily could be nailed on distribution
>just thinking about how I could be fucked if i got in trouble when a cop car pulls around the corner
>allofmywhy.jpg
>get so nervous but try to play it cool
>end up walking normally but don't even see a root in my path, trip on it and fall flat on my face
>police car pulls over, officer gets out of the car "Are you alright son?"
>say "Yes...Im just very tired and dehydrated"
>cop says, "Where are you walking to?"
>"...my friend's house"
>cop keeps pining me about that, then refuses to let me walk there...makes me let him give me a ride
>honestly was dragass tired and dehydrated at that point, but still did NOT want to get in the cruiser
>cop gives me a ride without saying anything in the car
>I get out of the car and go into my friends house

I walked into my friend's house and without saying anything ran to the bathroom and took the biggest shit of my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:29:24 No.3393021 Report

Quoted By:

>be 16
>babysitting two young cousins
>their house is just down from a nightclub district
>at around 1am hear loud noise from outside
>a pack of drunks are kicking the front fence in
>they see me when I pull back the curtain to see what's happening
>run down the driveway
>start pounding and kicking on the door
>LET US IN YOU FUCKING BITCH
>nope.avi
>door is bolted but it's shuddering
>call police on cordless phone
>run into cousins' room
>push dresser against door
>lean against dresser
>when cousins wake up tell them to hide under the bed
>dispatcher can hear the guys screaming in the background
>when they heard the sirens they ran off

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:29:45 No.3393025 Report

Quoted By: >>3393045 >>3393114

>Live in North Mexico
>In the road with my dad at night
>Everything's alright, we are not talking or anything
>Feel my arms burning
>Windshield cracks
>My dad moans
>Car shakes suddenly
>Dad drives off the road, run into a bunch of bushes
>Crash into sandbank
>Dad is bleeding
>We get off car
>Walk to the road
>My arm is full of little glass pieces
>My t shirt is stained with my father's blood
>Trailer house on the other side of the road
>Man comes out of it
>Dad tells him he has been shot
>Man goes in and comes out
>He has a shot gun and tells us to fuck off
>Hide next to abandoned building
>The man in the trailer called the police
>Police call ambulance
>Dad is taken to hospital
>He is alright now
>We now joke about it
>He likes to show off his scars

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:31:43 No.3393045 Report

Quoted By:

>>3393025
Also, this happened when I was 14.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:35:30 No.3393077 Report

Quoted By:

>Few years after 9/11
>In NYC with family
>Nighttime
>Suddenly, traffic stops
>Cop comes to our car, tells us there was a bomb threat and that we can't go anywhere
>Holyshitholyshitholyshit
>Totally freaking out, nearly crying
>Rest of my family is a bit scared, but otherwise normal
>Sat there for 15 minutes thinking I was gonna die
>With no warning everyone starts moving again
>Nothing happened

No nightmares, but that moment was scary as shit. Especially because it was at the phase in my life when I was absolutely convinced that either A) a meteor would come out of nowhere and kill me and B) I was going to get killed by walking out of my house (I took a pocket knife with me anywhere I went)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:38:37 No.3393114 Report

Quoted By: >>3393171

>>3393025
Wait, so you guys just crashed?
I don't seem to understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:39:36 No.3393125 Report

Quoted By: >>3393168 >>3394896 >>3397412 >>3401052 >>3404066

>>3392930
I don't drink beer, I only ever drink vodka.
I don't usually eat sandwiches either unless they're toasted. I much prefer spaghetti.

>Have an IQ of 144
>Definately an idiot because I choose not to empathise with people because I simply don't give a fuck

inb4 you'll mature and feel bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:43:58 No.3393168 Report

Quoted By:

>>3393125
To some degree you do give a fuck or else you would not have made such a derisive comment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:44:17 No.3393171 Report

Quoted By: >>3393237

>>3393114
Oh yeah, how stupid am I.

We were shot at. Five times, my did got hit buy three and I almost took one to the neck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:46:48 No.3393193 Report

Quoted By:

Lots of people are retarded. There are 'free mousepads' on /v/, just enter your credit info.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:47:42 No.3393203 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389613
>C9
Well well well, a Canadian serviceman on /r9k/. I'm impressed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:48:59 No.3393215 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389281
>did this for 2 months
You pressed your luck to far.
I would have quit after doing it the second time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:51:34 No.3393237 Report

Quoted By:

>>3393171
I was going to ask why you were shot at, then I re-read and saw you live in Mexico.

Good luck, hombre.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:52:58 No.3393253 Report

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When I was little, and when the internet was kinda first started growing, I loved looking at random porn online. I kept going to "sex.com" and was looking at random stuff. I clicked on something that I shouldn't have and downloaded a virus. My parents found out because even though it was my own computer my dad got on it all the time to run updates and shit.

I got out of it by saying I was searching for Britney Spears. They didn't suspect a thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 08:58:15 No.3393306 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389563
err... no.
Fearful maybe, but I seriously doubt I'd be crying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 09:01:41 No.3393336 Report

Quoted By:

>>3392427
>you're white, right?

The whitest.

noko

noko Sun 12 Aug 2012 09:11:02 No.3393420 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389553
Don't worry friend. You're not alone. Those were absolutely horrible feels, just they never found out. But one time I snitched on a friend to get the blame away from me:
>Year 3(ausfag)
>Year 3 sleepover
Year 3 sleepover is where the boys sleep in one school room and the girls sleep in another room
>friend brings his dads porn in his pillow cover
>boobies and vagoo
>WOOOAH
fast forward a couple nights later
>some bullcrap on tv about porn
>mum asks me "have you ever seen anything rude?"
>dat horrifying feeling, start sweating
>tell her about friend bringing stuff to school to get the blame off me
>she tells the school
>mfw I see my friend with the principal the next day
>mfw when I have no face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 09:20:43 No.3393496 Report

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>Crashed car at highway speed because of temporary blindness caused by drugs
>14 beers in
>Broke a rim, can't mount spare.
>Abandon car

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 09:21:05 No.3393501 Report

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When I was maybe nine years old, one of my friends had a pet rat, and I was sitting there sticking my fingers in the cage (obviously I didn't know that you weren't supposed to do that) and it bit me. Drew a little blood, whatever, I just put a vandals on it, and then a while later I got home and told my mom, and she totally FLIPPED HER SHIT and started screaming at me, gelling me I had rabies now and I had to go to the doctor RIGHT AWAY and would need like sixteen shots in my stomach. Literally, her exct words were "you'd better go and pray to god, and hope you aren't going to die!" I was crying so hard at that point, I was sure I was going to die. Then she took me to the hospital, and the doctor said calm as anything that it was just a domestic rat and didn't have any diseases. So yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 09:21:09 No.3393503 Report

Quoted By: >>3393570

>>3389553
>Around 13
>Had previously played porn games on Newgrounds and Ebaumsworld (like that one with the x-ray glasses)
>Looking for pics of Teen Titans or Starfire or something
>15 pages into google, see tits.
>lolwhut?
>End up on some .tripod Inyuasha and TT porn sight
>Really liked going on it, but somehow didn't know masturbation or anything yet
>Like one picture so much that I try to print it
>Pic isn't coming out
>Forget about it.
>Next night, parents come up to me with the picture
>Oh shit, they found it.
>"Anon, did you do this?"
>Can't lie, tell them it was me.
>"You shouldn't be looking at this stuff. It's bad and unnatural and not like real life sex."
>Get grounded, feel terrible, no porn for a year.

Also

>16-ish and a budding exhibitionist
>Constantly adjusting my balls and masturbating in rooms next to my sisters' friends.
>One day, our girl neighbor comes over
>Huge tits and only 13
>On couch, using my kegel muscles to get hard, wearing only boxers because I just woke up
>Later that day, parents come up to me
>"Anon, you're constantly adjusting yourself and we can see your erection poking out all the time (as in, through the cloth, not out of my pants). We don't want your sisters' friends to think you're weird or touching yourself. Stop."
>Feel awful. Still an exhibitionist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 09:26:38 No.3393544 Report

Quoted By: >>3393556 >>3394926 >>3402996

This one has to do with pitbulls.

>be about 16/17
>have two small shih-tzus, very very cute
>mom is doing laundry in the garage and they're sitting in the grass in the front yard like they usually do (unleashed btw, they practically live on my mother so they don't ever leave her side)
>I'm inside doing something or other
>suddenly hear her screaming my dogs' names, then screaming for my brother and I
>run outside, two pitbulls tearing down our street headed straight for my dogs (possibly my mom)
>grab baseball bat from garage, stand in front of dogs/mom
>my one dog happened to run inside and my other dog was hiding under my car (smart move, I say)
>Angry-ass tan pitbull trying to tear up the bottom of my car
>See three men from the neighborhood hauling ass towards me, apparently they had seen the dog and had been trying to catch it as it had already attacked another dog in the neighborhood (this I found out later)
>run up to dog, scream some sort of primal guttural thing, and slam baseball bat into back (I hated doing this, I love dogs and understood that one was a victim of its owner's raising techniques, but fuck that, I need to protect my dogs/mom)
>It gets distracted, stumbles
>grab it and sit on top of it, holding its mouth shut
>dogs are surprisingly powerful
>the men catch up to me, help me subdue it, we've got three grown-ass men subduing one dog
>call animal control, etc, black ghetto fucker owner shows up, we're all cussing him the fuck out

If I'm not mistaken, he actually got his dog taken away and a few hundred in fines. I ended up with a few scratches but didn't even know until way after. Adrenaline is fucking CRAZY when it kicks in, there's no stream of thought like "First pick up the bat, then approach the dog, then hit" it's just "GO GO GO GO"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 09:26:55 No.3393546 Report

Quoted By: >>3397312

>>3391212
does an illegal substance, gets a minor arrest.
>He must be addicted
>Not knowing Weed doesn't affect the reward pathway of the brain
>Shiggidy Diggidy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 09:28:07 No.3393556 Report

Quoted By:

>>3393544

Oh, and as for the second one, it just ran to a different direction. The animal control guy told me pitbulls don't gang up on dogs often so they'll leave the prey to the other one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 09:29:37 No.3393570 Report

Quoted By:

>>3393503
site*, not sight.

Another one:

>Was 14
>Itching my back, feel something, figure it's a scab.
>Week later it's still there. Ask my mom and dad to check it.
>"What the fuck is that?"
>It's on my back, can't see it.
> Apparently it's fat, green, and hanging from my body from one point.
>Parents wonder if it's a bug, some sort of plant, or a disease
>They take me to the hospital
>Scared the entire time, sure I'm going to die.
>It's a tick that's been on my body all week.
>Ew.
>Get it taken off, get tested for Lyme and other diseases.
>Nothing, gladly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 09:31:18 No.3393584 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389993
Why didn't you just tell him where your bf was? It wasn't your fucking problem after all.

Also,
>drive to bf's work to tell him what's happened, crying hysterically
>complain to the police afterwards
Have a little composure for fucks sake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 09:36:34 No.3393625 Report

Quoted By:

>Be about 14
>Waking home from school on main suburban artery
>Get to the street that leads to my neighborhood
>Shady ass van I've never seen before driving down this road in my direction.
>Pulls up slowly next to me facing the wrong direction for that side of the road
>Mexican with mustache driving it, looked at him in the eye sends shivers down my spine. He's staring at me
>Someone on the passenger side opens their door and begins to get out
>Some instinct deep down inside me tells me to run as fast as fucking possible
>Make it back to the main street where there are lots of cars going by
>Realize I may have just saved myself from being abducted and ass raped

Never felt terror like that before. I hope I do not again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 09:39:12 No.3393647 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390408
I can agree with putting acid in someone's drink being asshole-ish, but the Viagra part is hilarious. If I ever got a hand on Viagra, I'd do that instead of use it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 09:40:23 No.3393655 Report

Quoted By: >>3395442

ITT: betas and edgy teenagers insisting they would have reacted the "logical" way in tense situations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 09:53:13 No.3393760 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391320

This is the story of my life all through grade 1-12. Nosebleed every single day, most of the time during lunchtime and I'd have to eat in the nurse's office so they could make sure I didn't bleed out. I couldn't even eat because I'd just be bleeding the whole time. Having chronic nosebleeds is absolutely miserable. I've gotten cauterized twice since then so I don't get them anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 09:56:12 No.3393786 Report

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When I was getting ready for the shower one morning and heard my mom screaming that my dad died and running out to see him dead

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 09:59:48 No.3393821 Report

Quoted By: >>3394085

>Be like 12
>Already experienced shock videos so i'm kind of scared of the internet atm
>Someone on bebo has a photo album called "Don't look at this album"
>I'm scared to look at it so I ask my dad to
>mfw he clicks on it and starts scrolling and it's fucking naruto hentai
>mfw i swat his hand away from the mouse and go "heh, nevermind dad"
>mfw my dad becomes an alcoholic
>mfw one day he asks to ride my bike to my uncle's retirement party right up the street
>mfw he doesn't invite me to my favorite uncle's retirement party
>mfw I never saw that bike again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 10:00:28 No.3393829 Report

Quoted By:

>having to go to drug rehab for weed
>having to see a canceller for a year for smoking a bowl before school

t-thanks parents, see how good i turned out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 10:05:08 No.3393872 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391799
Oh Jesus, this is one of my worst fears, losing my girlfriend/wife during birthing. It's an irrational fear, but I couldn't go on like that.

...wait.

...wait. Sun 12 Aug 2012 10:27:01 No.3394085 Report

Quoted By: >>3394125

>>3393821

LMAO, FO SRS? After I saw Goatse for the first time, I looked up every shock image I could find, and then some I couldn't.

It's called desensitization mang.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 10:31:44 No.3394125 Report

Quoted By: >>3394334

>>3394085
Which has allowed gore to keep newfags at bay from 4chan.

Desensitzation is fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 10:38:04 No.3394168 Report

Quoted By:

Way to inject a HEAVY DOSE OF FEAR in me guys...
fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 10:56:33 No.3394334 Report

Quoted By:

>>3394125

"If you see something that disturbs you, find more, and shove it into your psyche until the part that fears it breaks."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 10:56:44 No.3394335 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391799
Oh God, man. That must've been absolutely terrifying. Glad everything worked out, though.

Shit, I've had nightmares about the same thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 11:04:45 No.3394409 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389445
Oh go cry to your mommy, you little filthy drug addict.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 11:10:44 No.3394456 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389440
he lives in the UK
he can't buy a fucking gun

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 11:37:43 No.3394677 Report

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>Last day of sophomore year
>Theatre, we build the sets for the plays
>taking some wood out to the teacher's truck
>find rock, throw it at the ground like I'm skipping a rock
>rock bounces to the right and up four feet, hits the back window of a teacher's car
>completely shatters window
>get told on by fat kid
>Have to pay $400, that's the end of it.
All of my spaghetti, man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 11:45:21 No.3394721 Report

Quoted By: >>3394737 >>3395388

>be 11
>me and two other friends are playing around
>me and friend A are at friend B's house (it was actually an older school that wasn't in use anymore, his dad bought it for use as a beekeeping farm)
>we decide to play cops and robbers or some shit
>friend B decides we should use real guns from his dad's gun safe
>we all agree (as long as no ammunition was involved, no harm done, right?)
>me and friend A get pistols
>friend B grabs a shotgun cause he's the robber
>we assume all the guns aren't loaded
>we're all running around the school having a blast
>Friend B had hidden and me and friend A were looking for him
>I was checking one classroom, and friend A was checking another
>while I'm searching I hear a loud, LOUD ass gunshot
>my heart fucking stops

CONT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 11:45:27 No.3394723 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389381
You were allowed to be go out that late at 12 years old?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 11:47:24 No.3394737 Report

Quoted By: >>3394823 >>3394927 >>3404287

>>3394721
CONT.

>I hear a loud scream follow
>my body feels weak and hyper at the same time as I dash to the classroom
>I run in
>the top half of friend A's head was blown clean off by the shotgun
>there was blood and parts of friend A's head everywhere
>we don't know what the fuck to do as we're both screaming and crying
>we run over to the gymnasium where friend B's dad was working
>we can barely sob out what happened
>he freaks out and calls the cops and shit
I'm almost crying as I'm writing this shit. This was 9 years ago, too. What had happened while I was in the other room, was that friend A had went into the room, where friend B was hiding in a closet. Friend B, for some reason unknown, had his shotgun loaded and ready to fire when friend A opened the door. Friend B thought that the gun was empty, and shot Friend A's head off. Friend B and his dad actually had to move to a different state for the hate they got after that. I didn't receive as much because everyone had said that I was a victim as well. I haven't seen him since he moved. I easily could've died that day if it was ME who had went into that room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 11:51:17 No.3394761 Report

Quoted By: >>3394812 >>3404287

I grew up in a real shit hole of LA and I've seen a ton of shit. The most terrifying was some guys having a shootout in the middle of some apartments while I was casually walking and almost getting hit by a bullet. Only to see some cholo kid get shot and starts crying like a little bitch bleeding to death a few feet from you as a kid. Though the most scariest thing that happened to me was at my grandma's house. One night my much older cousin suggested us to play this game. It was called Little Ricky. You need 2 people and 6 Pens/Pencils. Each person grabs 3 pens, 2 on the points and 1 in the middle. Link the 2 by the back end and the rest is simple. You ask Y/N questions. If the pens move by themselves into a triangle that means Yes. If they move outwards that means No. This was the beginning of a great shit storm. A week later me, my older cousin, his sister and mine went and opened the door to the house. When suddenly out of the left a tall shadow ran to the right. Went straight for the kitchen and then went right where the basement was at. The door was opened and right as it went inside the door slammed shut HARD. Freaked us the fuck out. Out of nowhere we would hear the blender turn on by itself when we were the only ones in the house. The funny thing is the blender wasn't even plugged in. The worst part is though one night while I was sleeping alone in the Living Room. I had a thin sheet covering me because it was really hot in Arizona. It's quite and pitch black, can't see or hear anything. When suddenly I look out in front of me and see a tall woman. She goes and sits on the couch and I see the whole cushion go down by itself. I freak the fuck out so bad that there's tears in my eyes and run to my grandmas room. I hate that house man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 11:53:27 No.3394777 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389796
>go find some actual crimes.

Your dad is fucking awesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 11:55:43 No.3394794 Report

Quoted By: >>3394819

> Be 14
> Have a strange habit of sitting on my roof at night (Flat roof of apartment building, accessible from climbing up the fire escape.
> One night, listening to music on my headphones, texting people and browsing 4chan on my laptop
> Hair stands up, pull earbud out and look around
> 2 dudes have climbed up the fire escape and are watching me, one stays right next to the fire escape while the other starts walking towards me
> "Hey, stay where you are!"
> Fuck that, panic, either they're here to mug and rape me or rape and kill me, hell no
> Too scared to even talk, lump in my throat, pull out phone and dial 911
> "PUT THAT PHONE DOWN!", he starts walking faster towards me, I back up right to the edge of the building, heart is beating fast and hard, dry mouth, massive lump in my throat, sweating like crazy, about to cry, tap phone to change it to loudspeaker
> "911 emergency operator, police, fire or medical?"
> "H-hhelp me... 2 m-men..."
> The guy runs up, snatches my arm and throws the phone down on to the street
> I swing my arm and bash his face, then RUN to the farthest point of the roof looking for some kind of escape, even though I know my only option are drain pipes that would fall apart as soon as I touched them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 11:58:49 No.3394812 Report

Quoted By: >>3394856

>>3394761
that was quite an incoherent piece of shit story
thanks for sharing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 11:59:44 No.3394819 Report

Quoted By: >>3394843 >>3394844 >>3395962 >>3402560

>>3394794
> both guys are walking towards me telling me to "just give up", I'm crying at this point trying to say "go away", but it just comes out as incoherent whimpers
> First guy grabs me by the neck and swings me to the floor, then jumps on top of me, I hear my skirt tear and feel the wind around my legs... I scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and the guy on top of me punches me in the face and screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
> LOCK LEGS and keep screaming as the second guy is trying to get my underwear off, the first guy is punching me in the face, then pulls out a knife and says "I'll kill you if you don't stop!"
> suddenly "POLICE! GET AWAY FROM THE GIRL AND WALK TOWARDS US WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"
> Guy 1 gets off of me, picks me up by the collar and holds the blade to my neck
> Blacked out
> Woke up in the back of an ambulance with a knife wound on my back, he tried to cut and run and one of the officers shot him and arrested the other.
> Found out in court that an old lady had spotted what was happening and phoned the police from another building, she also testified that "I was a regular on the roof" and found out that 1 of those 2 men lived in another apartment building and had seen me up there a few times.

Lesson? Buy a gun, get a carry permit, know how to use it. I got one as soon as I turned 18 and I've been going to a firing range twice a month ever since.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:00:39 No.3394823 Report

Quoted By: >>3394845

>>3394737

Christ, I don't know what to see, man. That's awful, I can't even imagine if anything that like happened to me. Have you spoken to friend B recently?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:04:13 No.3394841 Report

Quoted By: >>3394857 >>3394921

>Be 14
>Wandering around in woods near my house at 11pm-ish (single parent mom, she works until early morning)
>Hear noises like grunting and like someone is rolling in the floor
>Approach noise, it's a man raping some chick, holding a jacket over her head
>Do I run? Do I help? Freeze instead
>He notices me, shouts, starts getting up
>I turn around and run for it
>He follows me a short way but stops
>I keep running until I'm home
>Never tell anyone

Now I'm in my twenties I feel terrible for not helping that woman. I'm guessing she never told anyone, because I don't remember news of a rape going around. It's one of those things that if I could go back and change, I would. I should have done something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:04:52 No.3394843 Report

Quoted By:

>>3394819

...Yea I'm going to buy a gun now. People are fucking animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:04:58 No.3394844 Report

Quoted By:

>>3394819
Holy shit. I'm not a whiteknight or a female but I hope those guys are charged with attempted rape and get sent to jail. Fuck I hate fucking loser pieces of shit that don't try and earn the privilege of making love to a woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:05:19 No.3394845 Report

Quoted By: >>3394855 >>3394927

>>3394823
No. He added me on facebook a year or two ago but I have not spoken a word IRL or online to him since the day he moved.

I'm sure it helped us both in the long run though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:06:46 No.3394849 Report

Quoted By:

This thread is fueling my anxiety and agoraphobia...
now i have to buy a gun

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:07:09 No.3394852 Report

Quoted By: >>3394859

>>3390382
THIS! LMFAO!
Speak proper English, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:08:06 No.3394855 Report

Quoted By:

>>3394845

I wanna bro hug you so bad right now. That's gotta be fucking awful, dude. Especially as kids... I mean you guys can't help it. Kids are just irresponsible by default, if it were any other way the world would be full of bitter and sullen men.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:08:19 No.3394856 Report

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>>3394812

Sorry I just came back from jogging 6 miles in 100 degree heat at night. It doesn't help that a shit ton of memories came back from that house.

I also wanted to mention how one night. When I was maybe around 5-7 my sister had a life size porcelain doll. At this time I was fucking terrified of dolls thanks in part to my mother making me watch Chucky. I always felt like that doll was watching me. I looked one day at its legs and I swear it had fucking veins.

I decided that enough was enough and I wasn't going to live in fear any longer. At 2 am, on a dark cold night when everyone was sleeping. I got up, picked up the doll and proceeded to open the door. I went running late at night with my pajamas and sandals a block or two away looking for a trashcan. I got the doll and looked at it.

The dolls eyes piercing right through me, sending shivers down my spine. I toss that POS into the bin and run back homes as fast as I can. Lock the door then go to sleep relieved. The very next morning I wake up, and see the doll ontop of the TV staring right at me. Needless to say I almost shit myself. The doll finally went away when I convinced my sister to give it away to some neighbor. Fucking suckers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:08:21 No.3394857 Report

Quoted By:

>>3394841
Fuck, stories like these just fill me up with rage to no end. The saddest part is that evil exist when good men don't act. I wish I was in your position at the time, I will literally tear the guy's eyes out/his dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:08:36 No.3394859 Report

Quoted By:

>>3394852
>LMFAO
>>>/b/
>>>/reddit/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:15:09 No.3394896 Report

Quoted By: >>3394916

>>3393125
fine, I'll concede my inferior intelligence, but only by 3 points,
>still a genius
>but I think the difference between you and I is that I understand the difference between smart and intelligent

still don't get it though
>ok, did you choke her out and toss her in the mud when she brought you beer and an untoasted sammich?

and yeah, you may not mature, but it still doesn't eplain how she was put in her place

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:19:45 No.3394916 Report

Quoted By: >>3394947

>>3394896

>you and I
>not me and you

Learn to grammar bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:20:17 No.3394921 Report

Quoted By:

>>3394841

At the very least you should have called the cops. I was 12 when I was staying over at a friends house because it was either that or be homeless. His older sister was dating this POS guy who just got out of jail not too long before. One night I could hear her screaming to get off her. I was really fucking scared because this guy was a hell of a lot bigger than me and was recently in prison.

It didn't help that I was just a guest in this house and everyone else could hear but didn't do anything. I mustered up all the courage a kid could have and went inside the room. Told him to get the fuck off her and leave her alone. He threatened to beat the shit out of me if I didn't leave to which I told him "Bring it on, I'm not going to sit by and let you rape her". Went right up to my face, nose to nose starring me down.

Said fuck this and he left. The next day she said thank you and gave me a hug. Ended up leaving the guy not too long after and he left everyone alone. Her mother, who heard everything the whole time and did nothing thanked me as well. Sure, I got lucky but I just can't sit back and watch someone get raped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:21:22 No.3394926 Report

Quoted By:

>>3393544
Good for you anon, I had to help my mother get a pitbull off of our puppy one time. Worse sights/smells/sounds ever. I hate pitbulls so much after watching my puppy get damn near ripped apart by one. I know it's the owner not the dog, but fuck that destroyed me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:21:46 No.3394927 Report

Quoted By:

>>3394737
>>3394845

I hope that it didn't scar your life too much from that incident. :/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:25:58 No.3394947 Report

Quoted By:

>>3394916
oh god, sorry, once again, I bow before his superior intellect

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:27:30 No.3394960 Report

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>be in singapore
>just came back from the gulf
>go to orchard towers, or as its known in my world '4 floors of whores'
>go to russian bar on top level
>heaps drunk by now
>drunk white guy stumbling around, hookers trying to get him up
>Go to help him up, invite him for a drink. Dunno why the fuck i do that when im drunk. I always try and intervene in shit
>Mans demeaner turns
>wont let me go
>grabs my head and pushed against his forehead 'You will die in singapore!'
>i get away from him
>'security' grab him and as he goes passed me he headbutts me
>Not only in fear of my life but also extremely emasculated in front of mate as i did not retaliate
>Guy was russian mafia i think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:28:36 No.3394968 Report

Quoted By: >>3395006 >>3406756

>be 16
>sneak out of house at like 3 am with cousins and a few friends to walk into town
>get to main street and were just walking around talking
>see 6 niggers sitting on stoop of abandoned store front
>everyone crosses to other side of street because theyre afraid
>naive me thinks racism is stupid and walks past the niggers
>next thing I know I hear this huge ringing noise and I just drop to the ground like dead weight
>hear scuffling and the ringing noise gets louder
>niggers disperse and my cousin helps me up
>get up and realize my teeth arent lining up correctly
>walk across street to hotel and ask to use theyre bathroom
>guy behind counter looks terrified and says okay
>walk in and realize my jaw is hanging off my face on one side and my eye is all fucked up
>walk outside and get questioned by police then put in back of ambulance
>black out again
>wake up at hospital to my mom at the foot of my bed
>turns out all the niggers beat the shit out of me
>my jaw is completely snapped and I have to have surgery with metal plates and have my jaw wired shut for 4 months and get my eye socket fixed

im 20 now and I have been bitter and unable to trust anybody with anything or feel like I can depend on anybody for anything, my life hasnt been the same since that day and I still cant open my mouth very wide and it clicks when I yawn. Ive been feeling like somethings really wrong with me mentally.
oh yeah nobody was ever caught or charged with the crime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:34:47 No.3395006 Report

Quoted By: >>3395039

>>3394968

As a minority let me just say that you were asking for it. We warn you about these types of people for a reason. Now you know better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:41:35 No.3395039 Report

Quoted By: >>3395095 >>3395140

>>3395006
>walking near someone
>"asking for it"
Fucking people. Not directed at you, dude, but jesus christ. It's upsetting that people like that exist. 6 against 1 because that one dude walked nearby? What the fucking fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:41:48 No.3395041 Report

Quoted By: >>3395097 >>3395168

>8th grade awkward girl like all middleschool
>bullied often but i'm a smart ass so it escalates
>usually end up in fist fights
>i'm good at fights because of my brothers so this is ok, just don't have friends
>only really a couple sluts that like me cause i helped 'em in a fight over some dude
>but i know i'm going to a diff hs so idc
>this fat goth girl hates me
>idk why, i didn't even talk to her, she just thinks i'm a poser
>walking over bridge over highway to home hours after school
>holy shit there is suddenly a softball bat in my stomach
>godfuckingdammiticannotbreath
>it's fat goth girl
>move hands up as bat goes down and smash fingers
>nother stomach hit, on ground now
>jesus fuck she is going to kill me
>roll over on stomach and cover head with backpack as she continuously smashes down with bat
>like ten minutes of this and my back is numb from pain
>she gets tired, stops and tries saying some shit
>get up, grab and throw bat and run
>hide on side of freeway,
>cars feet away from me at 60 mph
>none stop
>terrified and wait till it's at least darker
>walk home

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:48:54 No.3395086 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390459
>Transfer into new school
>Get to know all the teachers
>They seem to like me
>Ask to use the bathroom
>Walk up to the urinal closest to the exit
>Some other kid walks in
>Laughs at me for how small my dick is
>Take a pencil out of my pocket
>stab him in the dick twice
>Laugh at him
>Leave
>Never get caught
Mine isn't very good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:49:54 No.3395091 Report

Quoted By: >>3395111

>senior skip day lol
>actually not organized and there are instead various "senior skips days" with various groups of seniors doing whatever
>well this group and i go to a river miles away
>someone brings pot and someone brings shitty vodka
>double dipping that shit in a river
>BLACKOUT
>wake up in a tahoa truck on one of the a mountain or hills above the river
>literally parked feet away from a cliff that isn't at all safe and would have us falling to death
>i apparently drove
>fucked up trees behind us, I think that was a walk way only
>a lot of them also don't remember
>"we could have died...this was stupid"
>"nah lol it was fun"
>"....why am i friends with any of you?"
>drive back in this truck of a girls i don't even know that well
>they all wanna stay an extra night cause last night must've been fun
>nope.jpg
>go back that day with the one couple of losers with strict parents demanding them home
>realize my HS friends are dumb as fuck and so am I
>become a better person

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:50:09 No.3395095 Report

Quoted By:

>>3395039
>niggers
>people

no, there's a reason stereotypes exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:50:25 No.3395097 Report

Quoted By: >>3395111 >>3395210

>>3395041
>mom actually set my fingers
>she just pulled them really hard and put popsicle sticks and tap around them
>we don't really do doctors, poverty is stupid like that
>back is bruised but i don't think anything was broken, my body did hurt until summer (this happening in december)
>can't really walk well, mom lets me take week off
>on bus tell 2 sluts they need to help me, just keep everyone away, even teachers and that one fat cop that stops fights
>morning see her
>pull her down to ground with good hand and just kick her face in and step on her
>almost crying so angry
>one of sluts actually pushed a teacher
>her face is all blood so I stop and just shout like a maniac and jump on her hands
>just crying "what did i do to yooooouuu?" like a psycho
>finally held down in front of middle school
>sent to reform middle school until high school

oddly enough i'm in a really good university right now and did well in high school. I think I was just really angry and depressed in MS and really apathetic and depressed in HS. I've seen maybe one person from my MS. They probably think I'm in jail by now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:52:30 No.3395111 Report

Quoted By: >>3395199 >>3395210

>>3395091
>>3395097
You're just awful at telling stories. Please stop, they're uninteresting and clearly exaggerated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:56:12 No.3395133 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389389
At the risk of sounding like one of those stonerfags who thinks that weed is the single best thing on the planet, I'm gonna go ahead and say what kind of fucking parent punishes his kid so brutally for smoking weed and then afterwards not only allows but encourages him to drink hard liquor. Fuck humanity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:57:26 No.3395140 Report

Quoted By:

>>3395039

He saw other people crossing the street to stay away from the large group of black guys. Obviously those people knew something was up and didn't want to risk it. That guy said "lol >racism >2012" and passed right in front of them. What'd he get for being so progressive? His fucking jaw hanging from his side. Black people are cool individually but when you put them in large groups...Trust me, as someone who grew up around hispanics and blacks try to avoid large groups of either that you don't know very well. If a group approaches you and you're getting bad vibes put one of your hands behind your back as if you have a weapon and keep it there until you've passed safely. Sure, they're retarded but they're not going to risk their lives robbing someone over $20. Shit's saved my life plenty of times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 13:00:07 No.3395163 Report

Quoted By:

>walking back to apartment
>see person fucking with my door
>pull out pocket knife
>make a scuffle with foot walking to door
>he turns around and pulls out a knife
>trying to rob my house
>i start yelling
>neighbors lights come on
>guy starts running
>throw piece of brick at him
>miss
>never see again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 13:00:59 No.3395168 Report

Quoted By: >>3395210

>>3395041

For the love of god please tell me you beat the ever loving shit out of her. At the very least got some friends to jump and rape her. Do you know why she did it? Fuck, you're just making me hate fat people even more. She could have killed you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 13:07:12 No.3395199 Report

Quoted By:

>>3395111

What? Shut the fuck up, she's fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 13:08:54 No.3395210 Report

Quoted By: >>3395273

>>3395168
yeah, went psycho on her
>>3395097
That was also the last fight I was in. Fights kinda terrify me now but it's because my moms only advice was that someone once pointed a gun at my uncle because they realized they couldn't beat him in a fight. Also hated reform school.

>>3395111
huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 13:15:44 No.3395243 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391415
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Kitty_Genovese

Wouldn't you like somebody else to do the same for you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 13:20:03 No.3395273 Report

Quoted By: >>3401278

>>3395210

You didn't answer why she did it. I'm really fucking curious and instead I should be sleeping. It's almost 3 am and I've been up since 6 am yesterday

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 13:24:19 No.3395297 Report

Quoted By: >>3395349

>Be right now
>Playing Mass Effect 2 on the hardest setting
>Suddenly have to have to fight a squadron of collector drones, husks and a fucking praetorian
>My body is not prepared for this

My pants when I'm just about to finish off a drone and harbinger decides he needs a wank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 13:26:22 No.3395307 Report

Quoted By: >>3395312

>be half-white, half-filipino mutt, 18 y/o at the time
>going bowling with my friend (respectable white gentleman)
>im driving in '02 completely stock Honda Civic, slight tint
>leave the bowling alley
>no drugs on us, notable as we usually smoke weed or take some percs or other entry-level drugs
>friend asks to stop at gas station so he can buy black n mild
>i oblige
>driving home
>realize no lighter, no car lighter either
>see a bunch of skateboarding kids
>think it would be funny to ask them as I'm sure they have a lighter
>pull up next to them and friend asks them
>they look nervous as all hell, say "No. Dude there's a cop behind you."
>oh god
>female cop in her patrol car behind us
>drive through some neighborhoods, waiting to be pulled over
>hate cops but to be fair it was pretty suspicious of us to pull over and ask some kids something out of the window
>she still hasn't pulled us over, on a main road now
>she's been following us for a mile
>just fucking do it already
>other cop car shows up at red light
>finally they turn signals on
>pull over calmly on side street
>look in rear view
>3 cop cars now blocking off street
>cops outside of their cars, behind their doors and pointing guns
>"PUT YOUR HANDS UP!"
>what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
>"DRIVER PUT YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR WINDOW!"
>I oblige
>"DRIVER GET OUT OF THE CAR SLOWLY!"
>realize I still have my seatbelt on, don't want to reach
>"I NEED TO REMOVE MY SAFETY BELT!" I tell them, alpha as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 13:26:54 No.3395312 Report

Quoted By: >>3396053

>>3395307

>I get out of the car
>they make me turn around with my hands behind my back
>get tackled, knee on the back of my neck, put in back of cop car
>"You're being questioned in relation to a shooting."
>oh thank god

I didn't shoot anyone. Turned out it was just wrong place/wrong time in addition to asking those skateboarding kids. They let us go after about an hour. The thing that still irks me is that they pulled me over for being a "Non-white driving a Honda." I'm sorry, how many non-whites driving hondas do you see on any given street in a period of 10 minutes? Fucking racist assholes. It must be so good to be white.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 13:32:49 No.3395349 Report

Quoted By:

>>3395297
>inb4 piss bag derails thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 13:33:58 No.3395355 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389389
>DONT FUCKING SMOKE POT OR YOU'RE FUCKED
>drinking's k though
Parent logic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 13:39:36 No.3395380 Report

Quoted By: >>3403226

>be in some europoor shitcountry, croatia if i remember correctly
>its night about 3am and I am in middle of nowhere
>suddenly a black car pulls up behind me and two massive guys come out and point flashlight in my face
>they ask for my passport and licence
>umm nope... roll up the windows and lock the doors
>pulls out a gun and shouts that he is police and I need to exit the vehicle
>shit shit shit... poop in my pants as I am high and drunk at the moment
>two more patrol cars get on the scene and as I see that they really are police in uniforms and actual copcars I get out of the car
>slammed on the ground and cuffed
>they shouting like maniacs
>pull my wallet and and take the licence
>search the whole car
>just pull everyting out on the road
>they tell me they are narcotics police they show me the batch and all..
>shit in my pants as I have weed in there somewhere...
>they find my open alcohol bottle under the drivers seat that I was drinking... they dont give a shit about that... phew
>2h later they just let us go... cos they found nothing
>wind took away half of the shit in the dark night
>and just start packing my stuff
>shit what the fuck just happened... crazy ass shit...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 13:41:11 No.3395388 Report

Quoted By:

>>3394721
What was the condition of the safe? Unlocked, or the kid knew the combination/key location for the lock, or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 13:55:44 No.3395442 Report

Quoted By:

>>3393655

Now that they've read these stories they might.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 14:43:34 No.3395683 Report

Quoted By:

>> be 15 living in the netherlands
>> weed and alcohol are easily available so every weekend me and friends are getting high and drunk
>> one night we get the idea to bike around the village and fuck with other peoples garden
>> starts out innocent, switching garden funiture between neighbours and moving plants inside pots
>> do this 5 times but every night it gets a little bit worse
>> 6 guys pulling out all the plants in someone garden and 2 or 3 guys removing the furniture
>> if the garden was completly empty, we moved on to the next house a few blocks further
>> while were biking we kick off side mirrors and wack in rear windshields with stolen garden furniture of all the cars we pass, leaving a trail of demolished cars and gardens
>>one night we are doing this again but we dont stop in time, so the police finds us
>> cant escape and get caught with one other friend
>>get thrown in jail for 3 days because I wont tell who the other guys were
>> other friend tells them after 3 days and i get released
>>have to pay a fine of 5000 euros

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Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 15:12:48 No.3395863 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391466
>constantly pacing, my pacing interferes with other patient's pacing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 15:29:16 No.3395962 Report

Quoted By:

>>3394819
Have to be 21 in every state but the barren ones where people know how to handgun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 15:29:51 No.3395967 Report

Quoted By:

One time I ordered a 6 hour porn block on PPV, I thought that the charges would just be mushed in with the regular bill, I didn't know they actually state on the bill what was ordered, so I got caught but I denied denied denied, worst part is I only fapped once and fell asleep after 10 minutes of watching it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 15:41:51 No.3396051 Report

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>be 15 gayfag living in west virginia
>living with dad who doesn't give a shit about me
>literally being starved
>take up sleeping with older usualy married closeted men for food afterwards
>average redneck and his group of queer hatin tards spot me walking home late from one of these foodprostitute acts
>they hit me from behind with car
>drag me behind building
>beat the living shit out of me
>cut fag in large letters on my arm with rusty razor blade
>passed out there for the night

Tfw dad didn't realize I got my ass beat till a week later
Tfw only part of the f is still visible
Tfw leader and biggest problem giver is now in jail for murder and rest now live shit lives with children, drug, and misc problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 15:42:02 No.3396053 Report

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>>3395312
I hope you sued them.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 15:51:22 No.3396092 Report

Quoted By: >>3396138

>17
>russia
>poor as fuck, friends also poor as fuck >friend T, who was the least poor, sells drugs and shit
>decent guy, keeps it pretty quiet
>friend D finds out about it
>D wants to do it too
>only problem is, D is a fucking retard
>A tells him to fuck off
>D throws a fit about it
>he leaves and wont talk to any of us anymore >but its okay because he was a faggot anyway >a few weeks later
>we are all walking back to A's house
>its dark out, raining a bit
>i need to piss, so i run up ahead of the others >usually cut through an alley, its a lot quicker than going around
>turn down alley
>see someone standing there
>realize its D
>oshit.jpg
>he runs at me
>he stabs me in the fucking shoulder
>i cant move my arm
>kick him in the dick as hard as i can
>slip and hit my head on the pavement
>T and V come around the corner
>D runs the fuck away
>i pass the fuck out
>wake up in hospital
>still cant move my arm
>turns out the nerves in my shoulder got fucked up
>also, about 3mm away from artery

i can move my fingers and hand somewhat, but my upper arm and shoulder are still paralyzed. police basically didnt do shit. D got shot a few months after that anyway though.
pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 15:59:20 No.3396138 Report

Quoted By: >>3396160

>>3396092
Dat fucking drunk guy with a needle tier Stitch work. Jesus man, did they strap you down and use a Sewing machine or something?

I'd be more worried about the Doctors than the guy with the knife if they're that messy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 16:03:07 No.3396160 Report

Quoted By:

>>3396138
>russia
what do you expect?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 16:03:49 No.3396166 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391021
fucking a my jimmies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 16:08:19 No.3396184 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389823
>>3389823
ever find out what was in pipe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 16:25:21 No.3396255 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389652
>6 inches 3 feet

lolheightbloxxxxs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 16:36:50 No.3396306 Report

Quoted By:

>>Walking around a ghetto ass neighborhood but I didn't know.
>>Group of black teens with a basketball see me and walking fast towards me.
>>few of them surround me
>>afraid
>>i turn around and start walking
>>one taps my shoulder and punches me in the face when I turn around
>>i fall down
>>curse at him
>>he back off a little, i start walking away
>>group of black teens follow me
>>i grab exacto knife out of my bookbag
>>they stop following
>>i go back to class

Another one

>>at skatepark alone in a shit hole neighborhood
>>skating
>>bebe's kids arrive
>>try to intimidate me, i ignore them
>>little one (about 8) tells me to give him my skateboard
>>i ignore him
>>taking a break for a second
>>the little one pulls a gun out
>> tells me to give him my skateboard again
>>speed through skatepark, run through the woods.

mfw I'm instinctively afraid of most black people now and black people stare me down (or so I think) when I'm working at the register

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 16:52:04 No.3396393 Report

Quoted By:

>Attempt to purchase weed from chavs
>They don't return
>See the chav in question in town, tell him i want my money back
>Tells me to meet him by the bridge in an hour, and he'll get it

>obviously set up
>There's 6 of them and 3 of us
>I'd prepared for this, pull out hunting knife
>bro pulls out WW1 bayonet we had
>Hoped to scare them off
>One pulls out a lead pipe, one a screwdriver, one a switchblade[?]
>Get mad, yell 'COME ON THEN, PUSSIES'
>Another 15-20 chavvies come out from behind the bridge
>Fuck
>Ran for life
>Through a supermarket, through the employees only part, out the staff room window
>Carpark out back where my mates car was
>Get in, start it up JUST before chavs on mopeds come round the corner
>Drive through the emerging crowd
>Knock a guy off his bike
>Sing the Indiana Jones themetune at them out the window

Fuck, guys. I'm a nobody, and it was over TEN FUCKING POUNDS. It was like some Guy Ritchie shit, OVER A FUCKING TENNER.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 17:03:27 No.3396456 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391475
I guess I'm a little late, but I might ask you this. What was the cause of your mental breakdown? Because I fell I'm almost in the same situation, I'm about to graduate college and lately I'm not feeling alright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 17:05:59 No.3396465 Report

Quoted By:

>cut school w/friends
>one day more ppl than usual come
>play vidya with friend as usual
>few days later
>friend calls and asks if i've been in his mom's room
>confused but say no
>next week
>get called into dean's office
>friend, everyone who was at his house and police are there
>police start searching my stuff
>dean tells me the friend's mom's necklace was stolen, she wants it back or will press charges
>so what does this have to do with me when i was in friend's room the whole time?
>everyone but friend says they saw you w.necklace, anon
>in numb shock b.c it my word against 7 others
>dean asks me to tell the truth
>i was just playing vidya...
>police start with search warrant and arrest threats
>nearly piss self b.c i can't prove 7 ppl are lying
>friend finally snaps, tells the police they're dumb b.c they're all obv covering for each other
>one of the others derps and says friend is covering for me
>"Ok... Anon you can go back to class."

The worst part about all of this is that they were covering for a girl with a bf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 17:55:28 No.3396726 Report

Quoted By: >>3396731 >>3396773

>Be 16
>Walking to a movie theater with a friend
>Pass trough pretty decent neighborhood on our way there
>Friend is a week away from turning 16 and has just found out that he's going to get a new car for his 16th birthday
>Friend is as happy as you'd expect someone who's not a spoiled piece of shit
>Suddenly goes "Hey, let's ring someone's doorbell and then run away!"
>Tell him it's not a good idea (I'm always the sensible one when we're hanging out) and the owner of the house will probably be pissed
>Watch him do it anyway
>As he's running back across the lawn of the house the door swings open, an old lady steps out with a rifle steps out and shoots my friend in the back
>Watch as he collapses on the lawn
>Just stand there on the sidewalk, like a deer in a set of headlights and look the old lady in the eyes while she does the same
>She raises her gun again, aims and shoots me in the calf as I'm just standing there
>Fall to the ground and starth groaning as I'm holding my leg which was just pierced by a bullet
>She walks over and starts yelling about how us "niggers" (we're all white) were going to rob her and that she wasn't going to let that happen
>Eventually cops and ambulances show up, she starts rambling about how we were going to rob and rape her and tries to stop the ambulance men from taking me and my friend away rather than the police (her exact words were "Those niggers don't belong in a hospital, they belong in a jailcell")

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 17:56:51 No.3396731 Report

Quoted By: >>3396773

>>3396726
Eventually turns out that she was just a paranoid old lady who had never had anyone wrong her or someone else in the neighborhood, but driven crazy by what was on TV. When this eventually went to court she was able to protect herself from shooting my friend (who was paralyzed below the waist) with the castle act, but not from shooting me as I was just standing there on the sidewalk looking "dumbstruck" (as one of the neighbors acting as a whitness expressed it) as she shot me. The public prosecutor who happened to be black argued that it was a hate crime due to her rambling about us two white kids being "niggers" and thanks to the judge also being black was successful at it. She got a jail sentence of a couple of years for it, but I doubt she sat in the whole sentence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 18:05:19 No.3396773 Report

Quoted By: >>3396797

>>3396731
>>3396726

>murika
>implying this would happen with gun control.
I'm seriously raging that your friend got paralysed because some senile cunt was allowed a gun. It's not enough that she went to jail, she paralysed your friend for ringing her doorbell. FUCKIN AMERICLAPS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 18:10:27 No.3396797 Report

Quoted By: >>3398043

>>3396773

> FUCKIN AMERICLAPS
You're awfully fixated on America.
Perhaps some sort of closet fetishist for American culture?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 18:12:13 No.3396806 Report

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>grade 11
>on tech crew for school play
>some of the guys and I decide we're going to explore the roof after everyone leaves the building
>we climb up a rail backstage, and out to the roof through the ventilation hatches
>having a grand time, it's a nice clear night with lots of stars out, lots of interesting stuff up on the roof
>suddenly, "WHO'S UP THERE?" from the parking lot
>spotlights start sweeping the place, we hit the deck
>they have the building surrounded
>o shit, oh fuck, what the hell do we do
>I propose we make a dash to the huge air conditioning unit a few dozen yards away and go back into the theater through the access hatch
>the fuckers decide to surrender and stand up with their hands up
>crews brought in to inspect the roof for bombs/sabotage as we're interrogated
>the dean was upset that he couldn't charge us with a crime
>lots of bad shit came from that. The dean held a massive grudge against me in particular and made the rest of high school hell for me. Every little thing that happened between then and when I graduated, he tried to push the "sabotage" charge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 18:37:21 No.3396927 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389389

>goes batshit insane about drugs
>'buys a bottle of tequila

all of my wats

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 18:55:39 No.3397048 Report

Quoted By: >>3404399

>tfw 17
>people are taking shots of 151 proof rum at party
>show them that i can light a shot on fire and down it without putting it out
>end up taking 8-10 shots because everyone wants to see
>several hours pass
>drive home, crash car off road into tree because i'm drunk as fuck
>5 miles from parents house
>get out of car, grab everything with my name on it, put in backback, walk off
>run into forest, get moving in direction of my parents house
>soon start to hear dogs and helicopters
>keep moving, get to lake, get naked and swim to fuck up dogs that are trying to follow with backpack full of clothes over my head above the water
>spend several hours getting home without walking on roads
>sleep in fort in forest behind parents house that i built when i was 10-12 and hadn't been to in years, creepy as fuck
>woke up, once completely sober went home
>never told parents or anyone else what had happened, never got any tickets, insurance paid for new car

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 19:13:18 No.3397156 Report

Quoted By:

>be 8 or 9
>was in our schools sport room with two girls from my class
>one of them told me she wants to know how it is to have sex
>sticked me penis in her vagina
>we got scared that someone could come in and dressed up again
>as I pulled up my pants our teacher came in

I would not call it moment of terror but memorable and distracting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 19:35:25 No.3397312 Report

Quoted By:

>>3393546
And so does ecstasy, your point being?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 19:47:06 No.3397412 Report

Quoted By:

>>3393125
>hey guys im better than you, im going to fake intelligence
>hur yeah that bitch got put in her place

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 19:53:20 No.3397452 Report

Quoted By: >>3397618

>Be 15.
>Live on a street literally filled to the brim with crackheads in Southern FL of course .
>Mom comes home from walking the dog and says some sons of bitches at a (known) crackhouse are giving her trouble.
>Grab my dad's tactical knife.
>Fuck it mom lets go on back there.
>We're walking down the street back to the crackhouse.
>As soon as we get there a shitload of crackheads rush us.
>One has what looked like a fucking uzi.
>As soon as he gets within inches of me I thrust the fucking knife into his stomach.
>He's on the ground bleeding and shaking.
>All the crackheads back off.
>Cops come.
>Dude is on the ground bleeding, not sure if dead.
>I get taken downtown for interrogation.
>Get released because it was out of self defense.
I don't know what happened to the guy after that, but they sure as hell don't mess with us anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 19:53:33 No.3397458 Report

Quoted By:

>20
>be tripping on acid
>we decided a walk to the park sounds good
>get stopped by cops halfway there (it was nearly midnight)
>ask for I.D we comply
>have weed and pipes on me. had a few beers before we left as well
>freaking the fuck out
>made to wait for about 10 minutes while the pigs try and conjure up something
>friend gets in argument with cop
>calls him a nazi
>cop is pissed, threatens to make up something to take him in
>eventually realize we aren't doing anything wrong and they leave us alone
>everything went better then expected

I don't understand why some people become police officers... Your job is to protect and serve not be a dick and fuck peoples lives over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 19:53:58 No.3397460 Report

Quoted By:

>staying with parents in London last summer
>riots start to kick off
>know it's going to hit own area so decide to head away to pub a few miles away
>get there
>after about half an hour hear noises outside
>windows start to be smashed in
>gang of people come in throwing bottles at us and attacking us
>friends all get mugged
>everyone in pub hides upstairs in some party room
>realise we're right next to rum barrels
>exit blocked
>realise if they set pub on fire we are trapped
>eventually police arrive and clear them off
>head to nearby friend's house
>spend entire night awake keeping watch to see if anything kicks off
>walk home next morning
>shops all across street are smashed in, people boarding up windows

What was most terrifying was it kept going on for nights, sirens never ending, took ages to feel safe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 20:07:57 No.3397572 Report

Quoted By:

>be 2 days ago
>be about 10-11pm
>need some stuff
>nearest shop that's open is a couple of miles away
>easy enough to walk to
>for some weird-ass shitty reason (I wanted to set off a chinese lantern) I decided to walk the unlit country-fied busy way, rather than the well lit main road shit-ton-of-houses way
>everythings going ok
>getting darker and more woods-like
>feel a bit uneasy
>maybe this was a bad idea-WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF-OHFUCKITYFUCK...oh phew it's just the dog in that farm
>keep walking
>feel relieved everytime a car drives past
>one doesn't pass for ages
>silence
>AAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH! out of nowhere
>try to convince myself it's a bird
>AAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAGH!
>Stfu it's a BIRD
>AAAAAGH AAAGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>That ain't no shitting bird I need to fucking RUN FOR MY LIFE SOMEONE IS GETTING ATTACKED!
>run for what seems like miles
>eventually stumble upon on a mobile burger van with loads of people there.
>never been so relieved to see halal meat in my life
>"burger and chips please"
>nomnomnom
>"it sounded like someone was getting attacked back there"
>"nah it's just birds"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 20:11:26 No.3397603 Report

Quoted By:

>be playing Mario
>"hmm that's a big jump"
>jump
>WOLYMOLYHE'SNOTGONNAMAKEIT
>MARIOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>He falls down
>jaunty music signifies game over
>traumatised.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 20:12:51 No.3397618 Report

Quoted By: >>3397669

>>3397452
I love the way your whole story was a spoiler apart from you living on the street with crackheads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 20:19:31 No.3397669 Report

Quoted By: >>3397740

>>3397618
At least you read my story.
>Feelsgoodman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 20:27:26 No.3397740 Report

Quoted By:

>>3397669
Did I read it? Or did I only read the bit that wasn't "spoilered"
*shifty eyes*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 21:09:28 No.3398043 Report

Quoted By: >>3398534

>>3396797
It's simply that in normal first world countries, you can't shoot someone just for being on your property and get away with it. Also, we don't allow crazy people to have guns. And I just don't get how Americans can be so stupid to believe even more guns would help with these problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 22:05:26 No.3398534 Report

Quoted By: >>3398761

>>3398043

It's an american thing, and there's no use in arguing. They will never be able to look at the matter from your/another perspective + the fact that they are absolute scum of the earth. Shit-tier human beings, indeed.

DUKE. !W48S2eY4nU

DUKE. !W48S2eY4nU Sun 12 Aug 2012 22:33:11 No.3398761 Report

Quoted By:

>>3398534
He's just mad that we won the revolutionary war.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 23:02:38 No.3399095 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389680
exactly what i thought ... i still can't believe that society thinks alcohol shoul stay legal ...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 23:22:22 No.3399289 Report

Quoted By: >>3399331

>Be 16
>Smoking a joint with my friends in park, near my school
>See policeman coming towards on a horse
>"Bro he's not even gunna see us"
>See's us
>Comes over and asks to search us
>Friends shiting bricks,park bench is shaking
>One friend has a joint tucked behind his ear
>One has grinder, bag and shit
>We get up one by one, but has one person gets up we slide the weed and shit to the next person and they sit on it
>Mfw he didn't find anything and we all gave fake names and addresses
>My white friend didn't even get searched
>God I hate being a half-nigger

The whole time I thought I was going to get raped by his horse

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 23:26:41 No.3399331 Report

Quoted By: >>3399682

>>3399289
so many niggers on /r9k/ today

:'(

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 23:34:45 No.3399396 Report

Quoted By:

That time I was in a chinese take-away shop, waiting on my chinese that I just ordered and a car drove through the window of the shop. Luckily, I was the only one unharmed, but I didn't get that chinese until about two weeks later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 00:03:44 No.3399649 Report

Quoted By: >>3399653 >>3399668 >>3401800

Terror...wow
i swear to fucking god its true
At elementary school (or whatever the fuck name you give it) I was about 5-6.
There bunch of friends were playing basketball in the school yard.The net was on the wall of the school, and near the wall was another wall.
Was like the net was covered by 4 walls minus one. So like I_I shape and in the middle was the basket net.
I was sitting on the floor in the corner on the wall looking at the bugs on the floor, it was spring so lots of bug, found bugs to be cool.
I cant remember why but i start to keep looking at the bugs that were climbing on the wall until i saw a crack in the wall.
Not really a crack more like a spot of cement that wasnt covered which lead an opening between bricks.
This one was kinda of cracked so it looked bigger than that usual small home. I felt that i could put my fist in it if i tried.
Anyways i started looking in the hole and i saw a weird orange cotton candy.
I though it was some gum or some shit so i took a stick and poked it a bit.
And i shit you not the damn thing moved.
The orange thing moved like an inch out of the hole and i freaked the fuck out.
I remember screaming and kids running towards me to see what happened.
Then the orange looking cotton candy actually fell from the hole and on the floor.
We were like a group of 4 or 5 kids, i cant remember how many we all look at the orange cotton candy thing.
it was really weird. it was like a few inch long and not really thick, on the floor looking up and down like an insect or an animal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 00:04:23 No.3399653 Report

Quoted By:

>>3399649
We just stood there looking at it for a while than one kid just walked up to it and squashed it with him foot a few time.
There was an orange liquid that came out of it and it died i guess. I still have NO fucking clue what the fuck that thing was.
I know i dint imagine it because i remember talking to the people who saw that orange thing and they dint imagine it either. Its really weird because i dont know any bugs or anything that looked like it.
Now that im older i still never saw anything like it, Its been like 17 years since than and i still have no fucking clue what it was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 00:05:43 No.3399668 Report

Quoted By:

>>3399649
small hole*
not small home

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 00:07:34 No.3399682 Report

Quoted By:

>>3399331
Your Mom doesn't seem to have a problem with a lot of niggers around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 00:58:06 No.3400124 Report

Quoted By:

Bump

for great sympathy to all those that have gotten fucked over in their stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 01:39:03 No.3400550 Report

Quoted By: >>3400867 >>3401715 >>3406000

>be hiding in tree trying to catch friend's wife cheating
>have a rope around my waist in case I fall
>fall
>rope slips up and catches around my neck
>friend runs inside to get a knife or something
>takes forever to get back
>give up, feel death's cold embrace
>realize I never got to ride a hot air balloon around the world
>or jet ski off a waterfall
>and I forgot to return The Expendables to Redbox, so my poor mother will have to do that
>suddenly friend returns and cuts me down
>go into hysterics, embarrass myself
>everything went better than expected though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 01:57:26 No.3400748 Report

Quoted By: >>3401556

>be about 12
>family is in real estate and rich as fuck
>on the family yacht with dad, dad's friend, my brothers and sister
>dads trying to turn the engine on with friend on the dock untying rope
>me and my siblings are being loud as fuck
>arguing about which TMNT is best
>dads getting pissed and annoyed at our yelling
>all of a sudden the engine roars to life, boat lurches from the dock
>dads friend was still untying rope
>his fucking arm is RIPPED OUT OF THE SOCKET onto the boat
>WHAT THE FUCK
>blood is shooting everywhere
>friend is somehow okay and standing
>it was prosthetic
>"And that's why... we don't yell."
>mfw I learned my lesson
>mfw my name is michael bluth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 02:01:50 No.3400784 Report

Quoted By:

lol dumbass blox

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 02:11:31 No.3400867 Report

Quoted By: >>3404474

>>3400550
fuckin lost it at Expendables

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 02:29:54 No.3401052 Report

Quoted By:

>>3393125

> Feels the need to point out his IQ
> Thinks he's better than others because of it
> Edgymothalovva

You sound pretty retarded to me. I have a high IQ too but Im not a pretentious dick about it. I also have the ability to empathise with people. You have a lot to learn man, like the fact that nobody gives a fuck about how high your IQ is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 02:33:19 No.3401082 Report

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>Be 13
>Be with friends trashing our old elementary school with all sorts of shit like butter, foaming cream, messy stuff in general ( tradition in our country)
>Busy messing up a window while my friends are busy at the other end of the school
>Police van drives over, all my friends run away
>Too scared to run away, and just stand there in shock
>Policeman pulls car right in front of me
>Shitmypants.jpg
>Policeman laughs as he noticed i was the only one left
> Tells me to run after my friends in a jokingly way
>Run away like the pussy i am

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 02:46:27 No.3401212 Report

Quoted By:

>around 15
>midnight
>friend gets drunk and high off his ass, I'm just drunk
>we get the brilliant idea to go to this fort that is in our town
>we somehow crawl up to the highest place in the town
>with a bottle of brandy in our hand
>door locked, didn't think about that
>we find a way to climb up the walls of it
>there's a storm a brewin'
>thunders everywhere
>we go to the highest place on the fort
>talk about various stupid shit
>friend tells me it's gonna rain thunder when he starts pissing
>pff, yeah right
>he unzips his pants and widens his arms
>suddenly thunder strike
>both me and him start laughing
>suddenly hear someone yelling ''WHO IS THIS?''
>OH FUCK
>friend pissed on guard's head who was on patrol
>he climbs up
>''WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING HERE?''
>he has a fucking gun holy shit
>as soon as my friend sees it starts panicking
>throws bottle of brandy at his head
>knocks him unconscious
>we start running
>hide in the lower parts where the dungeon was
>hear footsteps and see a shadow
>''WHEN I FIND YOU I SWEAR I'M GOING TO KILL YOU BRATS''
>start running
>guy is after us
>jump of the wall that's 3m high
>get off with only scratches
>run towards safety
>guy doesn't seem to be after us anymore, or we just outran him

We joke about it now, but then it was fucking terrifying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 02:55:32 No.3401278 Report

Quoted By: >>3401420

>>3395273
Sorry, went to bed. It was 4AM here.

I honestly can't know. I remember 6th grade just being quiet and only having one friend that was really mean to me but then she left. So the next year I tried being friends with the "rocker" or whatever group but that didn't rock because they thought I was a poser because anyone they didn't become friends with in 6th grade was. They were dicks to me (and she was in that group) but so was everyone so I didn't care.

I think she might have just been trying to prove how hardcore she was. 7th-8th grade I got in fights at first just from mouthing off to someone wrong but I won each one so eventually girls just wanted to get their friends to fight me for revenge or others just fought me as a challenge and to gain rep. I remember she'd tell stories about how she tackled a cop and beat up someone of something so maybe someone just told her she couldn't beat me or something stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 02:57:47 No.3401294 Report

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>12 or 13
>Staying home from school due to illness
>Haven't eaten in a while, so I go to make myself a sammich
>All groggy, feverish and shit
>Happily making my sammich when I realize that someone is standing next to me
>Huge, shirtless, tattooed white dude is staring me down in my own kitchen, I didn't even hear him come in
>He tells me that wasn't supposed to be here
>I point a knife at him and yell at him to leave
>Someone else is in the house too, calling out for this guy
>Instinctively, I turn to that voice, and the shirtless dude punches me in the face
>Hardest hit I ever took, I fell on the floor and dropped the knife
>OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
>He picks it up, the other guy comes over and is yelling at him to run
>He doesn't run
>Asshole grabs me by my hair and puts the knife against my throat, the other dude is freaking out, yelling at him to leave me alone
>OH SHIT OH SHIT
>He threatens to kill and rape me if I ever call the cops before finally letting me go and running away
>I called my parents, they called the cops, cops never found them
>They stole my mother's jewelry and let our cat go, or took him, we never did find that cat
>I couldn't even talk after they left, I just started sobbing like a bitch

It took me a while to recover, I had nightmares for months, didn't want to be left alone. My parents took it pretty hard too, dad even bought a gun. Thankfully, none of us ever had to use it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 03:00:49 No.3401311 Report

Quoted By:

>be in middle school, around 7th grade
>summer camp in North Carolina
>beautiful 3-day hike through Appalachian mountains with about a group of 12, 2 counselors probably in their twenties
>first night, stay in a shelter (small wooden sheds set up along the trail to sleep in)
>meet several other hikers passing through... nice families, one redneck couple, a nerd-loner who called himself Spiderman. we all laugh when we leave. what kind of person actually tells you to call them Spiderman?
>Next day about 2/3 of the way done with the hike we find one of these shelters. take a rest.. some kid pulls out silly string and starts pretending to be "spiderman"... he sprays the shelter. lolz.
>Some ass has the bright idea to vandalize shelter... write "fuck you Spiderman" "you pussy" all over the walls, trash the place, piss all over, and leave it basically unusable
>We continue with the hike, all laughing about the thought of Spiderman walking into a fucked up shelter... we share lulz
>Later that evening in a new shelter, we're by a campfire, about to start cooking dinner, happy as can be
>We hear some rustling.. people walking close
>Huge, ripped motherfucker comes out of the bushes with his girlfriend. He's like 6'5, strong as shit, has a crazy look about him. he looks kind of like a methhead... just a guy you look at and know you don't want to fuck with him, like he's killed people before

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 03:02:17 No.3401323 Report

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cont.
>He's furious... he has a HUGE machete hanging by his leg. He screams at us "HEY YOU GUYS" "Do you guys know anyone named SPIDERMAN?"
>Counselor... uh..n-n-no sir..
>Because me and my girlfriend wanted to stay at a shelter a few miles back, but it was filthy! Then we had to walk another few miles because we couldn't stay there AND we're FUCKING tired and I"M PISSED OFF.. Something about Spiderman, I want to know who the fuck did this?!!? Was it you guys?
>Whole group is shitting their pants... n-no-no sir we swear it wasn't us
>Guy grabs his machete
>HOLY SHIT WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
>Ok fine, mind if we set up camp down there?
>yeah go ahead

Really nothing compared to some of the stories here, but damn I was scared. We were in the middle of nowhere and that dude was not amused.
He sets up camp 30 feet away from us... motherfucker cuts down an entire tree (no fucking idea why) and builds giant fire.. fucking apallachian tweakers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 03:05:09 No.3401346 Report

Quoted By: >>3404525

Happened a few days ago, am femanon
>Laying down in bed.
>four in the morning
>Hmm. I forgot to do the dishes, I think I'll do that
>Go out to the kitchen
>hear "MROOOOOOOOOW"
>Lolcats in heat
>No big deal
>Again
>It's a scream
>WAT
>Look out window
>A FUCKING LADY BEING DRAGGED INTO CAR
>WATWATWAT
>Watching
>"Heh.. This is gonna be one of those moments.. I'm sure they're just, playing or something"
>Hear "OH GOD, SOMEBODY HELP. PLEASE, SOMEBODY HELP PLEASE PLEASE"
>She's now in the car
>Silence
> another long, bloodcurdling scream
>No thought, run and call 911, report it
>shaking, crying
>Tfw I probably heard the scream of some one getting murdered.
>Four days later, no ones contacted me or anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 03:15:19 No.3401420 Report

Quoted By: >>3402417

>>3401278

I still want to hear all the details of how you got revenge on emowhalelord

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 03:30:18 No.3401556 Report

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>>3400748
Should have expected something like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 03:52:20 No.3401715 Report

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>>3400550
fuckin Workaholics, mah nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 03:53:50 No.3401727 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389781
I'm 5"4 too... sucks but I've learned to cope with it.

>dat feel when everyone nicknames you shorty
>dat feel when the smurfs make a movie and it's linked to you...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 03:58:06 No.3401761 Report

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>>3389350
No, the idiots who gave their CC info for a free phone contest deserved it.

OP fucked up when he took the empty box. Should have improved your scheme after you were going for a while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 03:59:13 No.3401771 Report

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>>3392701
What the fuck did the fact that you had a girlfriend have to do with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 04:05:06 No.3401800 Report

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>>3399649
I think it was slime mold, anon. Go google it and tell me if that's what you saw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 04:08:17 No.3401824 Report

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>be 13
>at Grandparent's house
>using the family computer i got horny
>im was (and still am) a fucking erotic literature fag
>on Kristen Archives
>my fucking taste in stories is fucked up (bestiality, pedophilia and incest all together)
>like an idiot i download the txt file to desktop
>forget about the txt file
>next day grandfather walks up to me and asks about the file
>i cried

my granfather lectured me for hours about how i was a terrible person

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 04:10:40 No.3401839 Report

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>2 years ago
>my mum shouts up to my dad from the kitchen, all I heard was _______ has died (I didn't catch the first word), can hear her fucking crying her eyes out from up here
>heart in my fucking mouth
>run downstairs, ask who died
>she says the cooker has died
>my mother is crying because she has spoilt the dinner
>want to savagely beat her for the rest of the day for being such a fucking idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 04:13:00 No.3401861 Report

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I READ ALL OF THESE STORIES.
didn't neglect anyone...

man.. some of you had some terrible shit happen to you, others are kind of pussies (not entirely your fault but you should try and do something about it)

either way I love you all, you bunch of aspie retard faggot fucked up mentally deluded absolutely insane assholes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 04:16:26 No.3401894 Report

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>>3389553
Shit I still remember those fucking videogames. And looking up ''big boobs'' on google images. oh the humanity

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 04:17:19 No.3401904 Report

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>be 16
>friends 18th who has cop brother and uncle
>get baked and drunk as fuck
>he comes up to me and says "how much did you smoke man"
>HOLYSHITIMGOINGTOJAIL
>"I'm sorry I won't do it again!"
>too late, you've done it
>start crying
>"hah, dude it's cool, it's only harmless weed."
>ohmygodyouarethecoolest

Tfw my mate who's birthday it was told his uncle where his stash was
Tfw next weekend the uncle comes over and takes some

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 04:32:27 No.3402016 Report

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>13 yo, go camping with friend in the woods a couple of km from where I live
>make fire, cook hot dogs, talk about shit, have a good time
>next morning, pack up shit and walk home
>later that day notice pillar of smoke in the distance
>oh fuck
>start to head back to where we camped but now there are fire trucks and police cars rushing by
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>motherfucking water bomber goes over
>mfw
>longest day of my life, sick with fear, it was almost a relief when the police finally pulled up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 04:57:03 No.3402267 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389389
>Do a drug that is not as bad for you as alcohol
>Parents flip out
>After ordeal is over, give kid copious amounts of alcohol
Classic parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 05:11:35 No.3402417 Report

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>>3401420
what more details are there?

I kicked her face in. Got sent to reform MS. I remember her parents wanted to set charges and my mom was like "you're daughter hit her with a bat, wtf?". They were just happy I got sent to reform (it was gonna just be a month but then it turned to the rest of the year because I didn't make people feel "safe").

Reform school was actually fun. Nobody can really judge you there. Also lot of pot. First time I did it was there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 05:13:20 No.3402435 Report

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>>3392083

I'm not sure how being afraid to tell AFTER the fact resulted in me being, at the very least, assaulted.

And why would I tell? I was frightened, dammit. I thought that if I told, they'd get off (they probably would have, actually) and just go after me again.

>>3392442

Fair point, but here's the problem. There wouldn't have been any repercussion. Sure, they might get called in, but they would have flatly denied everything, and then walked away scot-free.

Thinking back on it now, what I should have done was tell my parents. But what I was most afraid of was drawing more attention to myself, and my thirteen-year-old brain thought that having my parents storm in ready to throttle the administration and the kids would just result in me getting attacked again.

Years later, I finally did tell them (just a bit) about some of the stuff that happened. They would have taken me out, if they'd only known. I have no one but myself to blame for that-- I was frightened, sure, and just a kid who didn't know all that much about what resources were out there to help me, but I still should have had the courage to speak up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 05:26:10 No.3402560 Report

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>>3394819
Holy. Shit. Probably the scariest one ITT so far, seriously freaked me out. I'm glad you escaped and that you're now able to defend yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 05:37:31 No.3402696 Report

Quoted By: >>3402759

>sat on bed on laptop
>notice something on the wall out the corner of my eye
>big spider crawling really fast towards me
>jump off bed as fast as I can
>grab some old magazine
>wince my eyes, slam it toward spider and miss
>it falls somwhere down the side of my bed
>sleep in spare bed
>spend rest of the week on edge, imagining this spider crawling up and sitting on my pillow, waiting for me to come back
>forget about it a week later and resume normal sleeping
>never see it again

man, i've been through some shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 05:43:06 No.3402759 Report

Quoted By: >>3402791

>>3402696

The last time I found a spider in my room, I just picked the fella up and moved him to my bathroom. Stayed on the underside of my sink for a week, and then moved on somewhere else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 05:44:25 No.3402767 Report

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>>3391212
You just don't understand what they mean because they didn't explain it clearly. You can't get physically addicted to cannabis, meaning you can use it daily for extended periods of time without experiencing withdrawal symptoms unlike opiates/opioids, cocaine, amphetamines, xanax and other benzodiazepines etc.
You can get mentally addicted to smoking it and the high attached with it, but you can get mentally addicted to anything. That goes beyond drugs, you can become mentally addicted to a specific routine or exercising or any number of things that don't get you high.
So in that sense you're actually getting angry over nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 05:46:36 No.3402791 Report

Quoted By: >>3402820

>>3402759
b-but it was bigger than a normal spider, and it was c-crawling towards me really fast, i s-swear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 05:49:16 No.3402820 Report

Quoted By: >>3402838

>>3402791

This was a wolf spider about two or two and a half inches. They don't mind being picked up if you're gentle and non-threatening about it-- act like a tree, they'll treat you like a tree.

I also did this again, when I boarded at school for three days for drama. The girls in my hall all freaked out at this giant wolf spider, I just picked him up and took him outside.

Unless it was venomous, what was it gonna do-- bite you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 05:51:12 No.3402838 Report

Quoted By: >>3402850 >>3402886

>>3402820
>implying wolf spiders aren't venomous
You sure you aren't confusing wolf spiders with Daddy long legs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 05:52:22 No.3402850 Report

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>>3402838
wolf spiders dont give a fuck
wolf spiders are bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 05:53:23 No.3402864 Report

Quoted By:

your plan was good, I like the fact that shitty banks get fucked over, and have to give dem stupid customers shit back
but the same routine over and over again? doens work dude
I hope you laughed at the fat police fuck and spit them in the fucking face

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 05:55:43 No.3402886 Report

Quoted By: >>3402909 >>3403374

>>3402838

Wolf spiders have very weak venom with regards to humans. Mild pain, itching, slight swelling of the bitten area-- unless you're allergic to it. Some people are.

Daddy longlegs actually have venom, but they're not strong enough to pierce human skin, so they're harmless to us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 05:56:54 No.3402896 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389389
Dads suck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 05:58:15 No.3402909 Report

Quoted By: >>3402926

>>3402886
Spider bites still hurt broski.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 05:59:59 No.3402926 Report

Quoted By: >>3402935

>>3402909

Getting stung by a bee or a wasp was much worse than the spider bite.

Getting bitten by a copperhead was 50x worse, too.

I mean, sure, no one wants to get hurt, but the odds of getting bitten are small (I can't imagine them biting unprovoked), and the bites are rarely more than just a tiny twinge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 06:01:04 No.3402935 Report

Quoted By: >>3402955

>>3402926
I'm still going to kill every spider I see.

Spiders suck.

I'll get my comeuppance when they evolve into winged predators, though. I'll just fucking off myself when that happens.

Fuck spiders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 06:03:32 No.3402955 Report

Quoted By: >>3402987 >>3403011

>>3402935

Spiders help keep the pest population at bay.

If I find one in the house, I move it to the kitchen or the bathroom. They're awesome. Especially the small ones, the pest control guys couldn't get rid of the ant colony entirely, so I started releasing tiny wolf spiders near the kitchen sink. I haven't seen any ants in six months now.

They're total bros. You just don't like them because they're scary, and you've been conditioned to find eight legs and multiple eyes to be irredeemably creepy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 06:06:57 No.3402987 Report

Quoted By: >>3403016

>>3402955
I wasn't trying to act like my fear was rational or anything. Also, I don't have any pest problems in my house so I don't give a fuck. The fuckers can stay outside and create a protective anti-bug perimeter, I don't give a shit. But as soon as they come inside, that's home invasion. I will stomp them (read: I will whimper incoherently at the wall until I muster the courage to quickly slap a paper towel against it). Their spider bros better not call an amberlamps after I get to them, because they belong in a jail cell and not the hospital.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 06:08:47 No.3402996 Report

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>>3393544
Holy fuck, that reminds me.
To preface, I'm terrified of dogs.
>be 8
>Had chihuaha
>Went to walk it for some reason because I was a kid and I did random things
>Neighbor's huge mutt dog (that I knew and played with) suddenly hauls ass towards me
>think "Oh, it wants to play with my dog"
>gets to my dog and I
>suddenly, with no warnings, growls, nothing, starts to rip at my tiny dog's head.
>Drop the leash, run home because I was terrified of dogs already
>Mom or dad runs out and rescues him somehow; I don't know because it was 11 years ago and I was inside, balled-up and crying

Never again. I stay far the fuck away from dogs. I don't trust any dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 06:10:03 No.3403011 Report

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>>3402955
>move spider to bathroom

Am I the only one who fears a spider crawling my ass while I take a shit? Fucking spiders, I hate it when i see them near the toliet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 06:10:23 No.3403016 Report

Quoted By: >>3403027

>>3402987

Why not? They won't bother you.

My mom's terrified of spiders and flipped her shit when she found out about the one hanging out under my bathroom sink, but they don't hang out in the open very often. They like the dark corners and foundations and the inside of your walls.

C'mon, man. Unless they're venomous (read: black widows, brown recluse) give them a chance. If I can handle them, so can you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 06:11:01 No.3403021 Report

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>Thanksgiving dinner
>Invite neighbors family over
>having a good time, Dad starts drinking
>and drinking
>And drinking
>Voice turns slurred and angry
>Neighbor's father says maybe you should cut back
>Dad whips off his belt
>Starts strangling neighbor
>Everybody screaming and yelling
>Same ole Same ole, just try to eat some more turkey.
>Everyone leaves, don't remember if cops show up or not.

That and another one

>Be around 5 years old
>Dad being Dad
>Starts drinking
>That's my dad!
>Gets angry at us for something, usually breathing too loud, closing doors too loud, or talking too loud or something like that.
>Orders all of us to bend over chairs.
>Brings out weight lifting belt
>Asks who wants to go first.
>I go first cause fuck him
>He hits me a couple of times on the back, I start tearing up and calling him a fucking bitch drunk for hitting children (not exact words, probably was idiot drunk or something. It was in English so I don't think he even knew what I said). Starts wailing on me.
>hits bro and sis, got tired out even though he's a weightlifter and a smoker.

Fuck him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 06:11:53 No.3403027 Report

Quoted By: >>3403039

>>3403016
Fuck that, I've had them crawl up in my bed and woke up with little spider bites too much.

The only ones I let alone are tiny little babies and daddy long legs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 06:13:18 No.3403039 Report

Quoted By: >>3403053

>>3403027

Well, I woke up with a lump on my forehead one morning where a spider (not a wolf spider) bit me in the middle of the night. I didn't even feel it bite me, but I felt the lump.

Still not afraid. Was embarrassed to go to school, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 06:15:16 No.3403053 Report

Quoted By: >>3403084 >>3406149

>>3403039
I will do to spiders what Hitler supposedly did to the jews. I will get a cat and name it hans landa and have it interrogate any pests in my house, searching for these spiders. His cat bros will call him "the Spider Hunter." A little female house spider will write a diary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 06:16:35 No.3403066 Report

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>be 16
>smoking cigarettes in my room
>block the foot of the door with a towel
>3am, everyone is sleeping
>hear my parent's room door opening
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
turns out it was my infant brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 06:19:27 No.3403084 Report

Quoted By: >>3403644

>>3403053

...I don't like this line of conversation anymore.

Any extended family I would have had died in the Holocaust.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 06:20:08 No.3403090 Report

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>be 14
>with a couple of my classmates after a party
>chilling outside around 1 AM
>at the end of a street that ends in a small field of grass
>6 of us, we're all standing there talking
>a black van enters the street
>looks like the driver is drunk, he's driving up on the sidewalk, turning in circles, etc
>think nothing of it, the van drops some guy off at the second last house
>van stops for a little bit in front of the house
>backs out of the parking space slowly then drives full speed at us
>3 of my classmates run to the left
>me and the other two classmates run to the right
>we run through a nearby playground and into a garden, can hear the van driving full speed in the streets around us
>me and the others had a hobby of running through gardens, so we could easily make it to my house through the gardens
>make it to my house, they call their parents to pick them up
>after that have the occasional dream that a black van is chasing children through gardens

Thankfully all van dreams have ceased.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 06:35:34 No.3403226 Report

Quoted By:

>>3395380
Why the fuck were you driving around in BFE Croatia drunk and high? Sounds like you brought that on yourself. Also, you sound like a douchebag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 06:43:45 No.3403297 Report

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fuck. i cant sleep. its 3:40am

>be 12
>dug hole under fence to get into primary school during holidays
>me, my brother, friend and his brother messing around
>hear something
>all freeze
>friends brothers says to run when we see someone coming
>those 3 leave
>im frozen
>janitor walks up to me
>"go on lad get out of here"
>OH HOLY BALLS THANK BABY JESUS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 06:50:53 No.3403374 Report

Quoted By:

>>3402886
>Daddy longlegs actually have venom, but they're not strong enough to pierce human skin, so they're harmless to us
>implying that's true
http://www.burkemuseum.org/spidermyth/myths/daddyvenom.html

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 06:52:20 No.3403395 Report

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>be 16, 5'8
>in queens with friends playing manhunt (read hide and seek)
>this place has reputation of where gays hang out, drugs get dealt at night etc
>one of our group already got in a fight with all of us here so already cautious
>night time
>3 of us lying down on grass and hear gate rattling 100metres behind us
>look and see 2 guys heading straight for us
>"fuck, guys lets go, they're gonna see us, fuck, guys cmon" me
>friend is adamant that they wont
>deathly silent
>"whatthefuck is this? some secret agents or some shit"
>we still dont move
>"what the fuck, are they spies or mi6"
>get up, see both holding almost empty bottles of jd
>both 6ft and up, large frames, one is huge, arms like my thighs
>so nervous can barely talk
>they leave
>breathe out
>hear they smashing their bottles over where our friends are

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 07:16:12 No.3403644 Report

Quoted By:

>>3403084
It was 80 years ago, faggot, get over it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 07:24:04 No.3403734 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389720

/pol/ has some really cool foster kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 07:28:51 No.3403799 Report

Quoted By:

>>3392339
Psilocybin almost never causes a seizure in people who aren't already prone to seizures (disorders that cause seizures can develop slowly and at any time in your life like allergies).
It's much more common for it to cause a seizure-like reaction that I cannot remember the name of at the moment. It causes the muscles to spasm and the vision to become tunneled or it can cause it to completely fade for a little. It looks very similar to seizure because of the muscle spasms and the person's vision problems. It is not a seizure, but many people who have no experience with seizures can confuse it for one.

Your friend may have had a seizure, it's not impossible, but it was much more likely something less serious.
Do you know if he has a history of seizures at all? If he does it was almost certainly an actual seizure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 07:32:34 No.3403838 Report

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>Cat had gone missing for a few days
>Find him at our old house (we had moved and he kept going back to our old place)
>Try and pick him up
>He runs into a wooded area across the street
>I run after him
>He jumps over an old log
>I step on it
>Breaks in half
>I hear deafening buzzing
>It was a massive bee hive
>Freeze in horror

I got stung a couple of times. I probably hurt myself more running away flailing from the hive and tripping on stone than I did from bee stings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 07:36:28 No.3403877 Report

Quoted By:

I got shot. That was pretty scary.
Luckily none of the shots penetrated my IBA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 07:54:37 No.3404066 Report

Quoted By:

>>3393125
>claims to have an IQ of 144
>can't spell "definitely"
Lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 07:55:16 No.3404074 Report

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>parent's are divorced
>Mom starts dating janitor at school where she works and I learn
>Five years old
>he bites me because he thinks it's funny
>i think he's a freak
>I tell my friends at school that I know him in the lunch room and i say that he's weird because he bites me sometimes
>somehow it gets down to the principal
>I get called down
>interrogated left and right, no one even gives me a chance to answer the questions
>I, being a sensitive child (meaning I cried whenever one teeny thing went wrong) burst into tears because I didn't know what they wanted from me
>mfw all the teachers faces
>never heard anything about it again, but he did stop biting me

Also

>in middle school
>have friends who get me into trouble, but it's all assholery and not like legitimate
>decide to bring in room spray
>leave in locker
>forget it at the end of the day
>go get it with friend
>we start spraying it everywhere
>spray it on kid
>physically get pulled by our ears down to the principals office
>nothing is done for the weekend
>first time lying to parents
>go to school, see principal
>basically shitting my pants and crying, first time i've ever gotten a referral
>He's basically like, this dumb bitch teacher wasting my time with these girls, what the fuck you guys can leave, no harm done
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

I never got my room spray back though... it smelled like lavender.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 08:15:47 No.3404287 Report

Quoted By:

>>3394761
i read that as casually wanking
>>3394737
natural selection at work

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 08:25:48 No.3404399 Report

Quoted By: >>3404478

>>3397048
I really doubt they had a manhunt with helicopters, dogs and people hunting for you in a few minutes because you got drunk and crashed your car.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 08:33:08 No.3404474 Report

Quoted By:

>>3400867
That's not a real story. It's a scene from an episode of workaholics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 08:33:40 No.3404478 Report

Quoted By:

>>3404399
>implying they were chasing him

It was probably unrelated, but in a drunken stupor, those kinds of deductions do not come easily. similar thing happened with me and fireworks during a burn ban -that is to say there were police helicopters and shit. Obviously not looking for me, but at the time...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 08:39:03 No.3404525 Report

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>>3401346
Who the fuck cares if you're a female? You specifically stated it before the story even though your gender plays no role in the story you told.
Stop seeking attention.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 08:58:58 No.3404744 Report

Quoted By:

this happened to me 2 days ago

>drop 14 Y/O brother off at bowling alley to hangout with his friends
>he doesn't have his cell
>storming
>shady part of town
>see his friends mom's car so i watch him walk in and leave
>20 minutes later
>he never showed up to bowl according to the mom their
>2 hours later call 911
>entire bowling alley shutdown
>nobody has seen him
>mom is sobbing and yelling about him being raped and suffering and being murdered
>itsallmyfault.jpg
>2 more hours later get a call from house phone
>he walked home in storm and blamed me for not waiting to make sure he found his friends

worst day of my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 09:05:52 No.3404809 Report

Quoted By:

Ok time for my story
>Be a few months ago(6 or 7 not sure)
>At local Tea house with 5 friends
>Tea houses closes so we sit outside of it and bullshit
>Bullshit from 12 to about 2
>All of a sudden a wild pack of niggers appear
>Wild niggers are those kind that have just hit high school age but are large for their age
>I'm leaning on friends car
>everyone else sitting on curb in front of tea house
>"Aye any of yall wunna buy a phone for $5?"
>We all look at each other and hold in our laughter
>2 of my friends(a and b) are gay lovers,one dresses as a trap.Both are cool as fuck
>they notice this and start talking shit to them
>rest of us are on edge because friend A's mom died about a month ago and he is still getting over it

>part 2 incoming

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 09:07:18 No.3404833 Report

Quoted By: >>3404879

>leader of the tribe comes up and demands that we all cough up $2 a piece
>lolno.jpeg
>He takes off his 4 sizes too big shirt, enquirs which of us know the art of combat(obviously in ebonics)
>Again the laughter wants to escape us all
>He asks if the nerd knows how to fight(gesturing at me, I had an N7 shirt on at the time)
>I just smile at him
>they go to check out friend A's car
>he flips his shit and tells them to fuck off
>they go into nearby pizza place to try and fuck with the owners for free food
>pizza owners also own a Krav Maga dojo(family buiness)
>they leave,as they do start talkin shit at friend A and B again
>friend A is ready to kick their shit(guy's from New York and will throw down at the drop of a hat if need be)
>While niggers are leaving the pizza guys come out and tell us if we want we could go fuck them up.
>Says they won't call the cops
>None of us want to ruin our night,as beating the shit out of under aged children isn't something any of us partake in
>We all get in our vehicles and go home
>mfw when I was ready to tear the shit out of them but couldn't because I was already on thin ice for hospitalizing a guy who tried to rob me
No idea why but when I get into a fight regardless of how minor or petty I see nothing but white hot flames and go ballistic
God they wouldn't have stood a chance

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 09:11:47 No.3404879 Report

Quoted By: >>3404955

>>3404833
Also,I was the shortest one at 5'8
friends A and B are both 6'1
two others both stack up at 6'3 and friend #5 is 6'4 320
I guess sitting down they didn't look that big.Why are niggers so stupid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 09:17:37 No.3404938 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391065
the fuck? who actually thinks that people are just going around bowling allies, passing out free weed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 09:19:16 No.3404955 Report

Quoted By: >>3405002

>>3404879
because they don't think straight. they think it all comes down to punching power and the ability to fight. beat them in an argument? "i bet you won't fade me cuh". trying to explain something to them "shut cho ass up 'les you want me ta whoop yo ass"

a lot of them are just unreasonable. it's like women, except they'll react with violence rather than lawsuits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 09:19:49 No.3404964 Report

Quoted By: >>3405108

>be 11
>be at amusement park during Halloween events
>corny scary things everywhere, not phased
>having loads of fun riding rides and shit
>see haunted house, only $3
>DAD DAD DAD CAN I HAS THREE DOLLAR
>sure, here ya go
>fuck yeah, gonna have some Halloween fun
>go in
>place is dark and eerie and stuff
>n-n-not s-scary yet
>shit comes flying at me everywhere, people touch me, I scream like a little girl
>want to leave but halfway through so can't
>make it to the end in terror
>guy dressed as solider fires a gunshot at mannequin
>gunshot noise scares the living christ out of me
>piss my pants
>oh god so much pee
>people laugh at me
>run to the car crying as people stare at my soaking wet pants
>dad is running after me, get to car and he's laughing like everyone else was
>lock myself in my room for 2 months

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 09:23:47 No.3405002 Report

Quoted By:

>>3404955
Sounds about right, more than likely why my dad constantly was teaching me how to fight growing up.
He grew up in Dallas in the 60's and early 70's so he knows more about the evils of niggers then I could ever hope to.Guess he was just preparing me to deal with them properly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 09:32:54 No.3405097 Report

Quoted By: >>3406208

>'Roundabouts 2 A.M.
>Walking through my small town's downtown area with my ex
>She has to pee really bad
>We head for the public bathrooms
>They're still open
>Lights are off; she's scared
>I check out the bathroom for her, make sure there are no homeless sleeping in the stalls or something
>Tell her it's safe, but she still won't go in the dark
>Look for a lightswitch
>End up pressing a button on the wall; nothing happens
>Walk back to the entrance (still inside the bathroom) to tell her there's no light switch
>CLANK
>ohshitthedoor-
>Get an adrenaline rush; grab the door so it doesnt close and possibly lock me in

That door was possessed by a satan. Also, that was my first time going in a girl's bathroom.
They don't have urinals, only stalls
>

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 09:33:36 No.3405108 Report

Quoted By:

>>3404964
this made me remember the most hilarious and terrifying haunted house ever
>be about 10 or so
> Halloween coming up soon (fuck yeah candy)
>find out were going to a haunted house that's supposed to be scary as hell
>going with my mother, brother, and on of my mother's friend and her kids
>we get there
>it looks pretty scary from the outside
>line is hella long, took forever to actually get in
>get in FINALLY
>first thing we see is some guy dressed in a dark cloak chained to the wall (like a dungeon type thing)
>he is trying to get at us, so we make fun of him about how he's chained up
>ivemadeahugemistake.png
>no lie, he breaks out of his chain, runs up, grabs my brother and runs
>we run after, but to no avail
>we are lost in the haunted house
>after awhile of searching a scary clown jumps out to scare us
>ask said scary clown for directions
>he tells us how to get out
>guy with chainsaw chases us the rest of the way
Luckily the guy who took my brother wasn't a child molester, and just took him to the exit to wait. It always cracks me up when I think about the clown from hell that calmly gave us directions out of there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 09:39:56 No.3405174 Report

Quoted By:

Few simple ones:

>Lying awake as family looks for sister, who thought she was going to kill herself

>See snake
>Freeze

>Start drowning
>Sister mentioned above saves me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 09:42:02 No.3405199 Report

Quoted By:

>last winter
>just got a new bike, excited as fuck so i rode it to school
>downtown toronto (if you live in toronto, you'll realize there was close to no snow last year)
>orange light at a main intersection, knew i could make it on time
>peel out in the middle of the street
>get tire caught in street car tracks
>body flies over handlebars
>lands on smooth asphalt, sliding about 5-8 meters away from my bike
>get up and realize i was about a foot away from getting run over by a streetcar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 10:00:35 No.3405355 Report

Quoted By: >>3405446 >>3405664

>Be 12
>Mom and sister are out on a trip for a few days, getting back tonight
>Dad is sleeping on the couch, watching a movie
>In bed
>All comfy
>Pass out eventually
>Dad wakes me up
>Whispers to me to be quiet
>Hands me a pistol
>Tells me people are in the house
>We creep upstairs
>Hear one of them laughing about how easy it was to steal from us
>Dad stands up and shoots him in the chest
>The other one is flipping the fuck out
>Have no idea how to use a gun
Shoot at him three times, manage to hit his legs
>He runs at me and tackles me to the floor
>Holding a knife at my throat
>In tears
>Dad is trying to calm me down
>Eventually get stabbed a few times in the chest
>Fall to the floor
>Dad fires off a shot
>Guy jumps out of the broken window they used to get in
>Dad drags me to the garage
>Wake up in the hospital
I had nightmares for weeks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 10:04:05 No.3405388 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390370

He probably told the cops about your niggerdick

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 10:11:56 No.3405446 Report

Quoted By: >>3405459

>>3405355
>Giving a twelve-year-old a gun and taking him to shoot robbers with you

What in the actual fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 10:13:17 No.3405459 Report

Quoted By:

>>3405446
My dad wasn't very smart that day, he kept saying sorry to me after I woke up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 10:37:06 No.3405664 Report

Quoted By: >>3405722

>>3405355
are you my brother?This is my dad 100%
except he has a mossberg
I shit you not my dad would have acted the EXACT same way,well except they would have all been headshots(he was a marksman in the military)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 10:46:03 No.3405722 Report

Quoted By: >>3405760

>>3405664
>marksman
it definitely sounds cool, but if you're using that word 'correctly' you dad is just mediocre.
Every person in the Army regardless of job has a marksmanship proficiency, it's either Expert (best), Sharpshooter (middle), or Marksman (lowest)
sorry for ruining your post

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 10:50:46 No.3405760 Report

Quoted By:

>>3405722
Nah mate he was in the Air Force so shooting wasn't really something they demanded much of.
It's cool though bro, just attempting to explain that he knows how to aim well

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 11:04:29 No.3405856 Report

Quoted By:

>>3389890

You know what, fuck you and another one of your countrymen. I was in Geneva once and a Danish coworker and I were hitting on girls at a party by the lake. I hit up with a girl he'd been trying on. Now, don't get me wrong, I was beta then and a beta now. That night I had been inspired by some PUA bullshit like kino escalation, negging and shit. After the party, being butthurt, he says, "you're actually pretty smart, only good looking Indian I've seen." I happen to be genetically lucky with a 6'2" un-gymmed body, but I am not really considered extremely attractive even by local girls. That pissed me off and I wanted to say that there were a billion of me and if one percent were good looking that's more than the population of his country. Seriously,I wish I could have told him to fuck off instead of just avoiding him in the future. Now I read your post and realize that douchebaggery must be a common trait in your country.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 11:24:14 No.3406000 Report

Quoted By:

>>3400550
>>3400550

Just watched that episode tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 11:46:17 No.3406149 Report

Quoted By:

>>3403053
That's fucking hilarious, mate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 11:53:20 No.3406199 Report

Quoted By: >>3406228

>>3391021
>"Equal rights! Equal rights!"
>"You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 11:55:07 No.3406208 Report

Quoted By:

>>3405097
>Also, that was my first time going in a girl's bathroom.
>They don't have urinals, only stalls

Couldn't contain my laughter and it's nearly 4 in the morning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 11:57:40 No.3406228 Report

Quoted By:

>>3406199
The fuck is wrong with you? She didn't do shit to cause it. Quit being a forever alone beta faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 11:58:27 No.3406239 Report

Quoted By: >>3406263

>be 16
>playing my PS2 in my room, curtains closed, windows slightly open
>hear banging and shouting
>look outside, hear that it's coming from up the road
>some guy is standing in the road looking at something, the banging is still happening
>turns out there are two of them, banging on a door to get this guy outside
>they're shouting his name and telling him they're going to fucking kill him
>go downstairs and tell my parents, Mum rings the police
>Dad, being a policeman, opens the door and looks outside, just watching them
>they give up and come down to our door, I'm standing at the top of the stairs so I can hear it all
>they start shouting and calling my Dad a nigger (he's black)
>Mum comes to the door and tells them to just leave because she's rung the police
>they call her a stupid cunt and laugh
>police sirens in the distance, they run off

>cont'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 12:02:02 No.3406263 Report

Quoted By:

>>3406239
>cut to 2 years later

>walking through an underpass with 3 of my friends, having a good day
>hear, "oi mate"
>look over, it's the two guys
>"you got the time?"
>one of my friends tells them
>"cheers"
>as they say thanks, they both look at me and they both suddenly recognise me (seriously, it was like a fucking movie or something, their expressions dropped and everything)
>carrying on walking, hear footsteps behind us
>thankfully reach the end of the underpass and reach a main road, they turn back and leave us
>my friends had no idea

Haven't seen them in 4 years now. Not much has happened to me in my life, so I was genuinely frightened for my life at that point.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 12:09:39 No.3406310 Report

Quoted By: >>3408017

This one time, I killed a guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 12:39:18 No.3406518 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 16
>Out with some not so close friends ~6 of us
>Comes 11pm leaving cafe we were at
>get onto cross-street of street we were on
>three guys walk through our group
>girl in group starts yelling at them for being disrespectful
>one of them pulls out a gun
>holds it in friends face
>tell him to say one more word
>he didn't say anything in the first place
>try to play badass hero
>"you think it would be smart to shoot a kid"
>aims gun at me
>ohfuck.jpg
>whydidIsayanything
>shitting myself
>want to cry
>already tried to play hero can't be a bitch
>try to put on most serious face I can
>guys walk away (probably because we were just off one of the largest commercial streets in town)

Shit had me paralyzed I could hardly breathe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 12:43:27 No.3406544 Report

Quoted By: >>3406566

>be 14 or 15 after freshman year ends
>have to go to a family camping trip that I hate
>get some fireworks from a friend before leaving
>he explicitly tells me "dont use the rocket near dead grass"
>fast forward to the day after that at like 6:00 in the afternoon
>i decide to go light some up in the hill above the campsite (campsite is like inside of a horseshoe formation of hills, 3/4 of it is blocked by hills like 15 feet tall)
>little cousin (he was like 11 or so at the time)follows me, i reluctantly let him
>I find this patch of dirt in the middle of dead grass errywhere (the hills were covered by dead grass)
>light up a few flashers and shit, no problem
>i get to the rocket, light it, it flies to the grass catching fire
>I try to stamp it out, but it spreads like crazy (we're talking 100+ degree weather with dry winds here)
cousin runs away, i go too after i'm almost surrounded by it
>fire heads towards campsite, in the path of some of my baby cousins playing

Will cont. in next post

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 12:49:00 No.3406566 Report

Quoted By: >>3406605

>>3406544

>I'm frantically yelling for everyone to geet out of the way
>camping trip was my whole extended family, plus 2 sites of similarly sized groups
>fire quickly overtakes one side of the hill, heading down to the site
>everyone is moving their cars and shit out of the way
>lots of my family, plus some of the other groups there fight the fire in vain with coolers full of water and shit
>I'm shitting bricks as this towering inferno inches steadily at everyone
>in the midst of this, i go back to my tent and go to the bathroom with the remaining fireworks
>tell parents i gotta piss cause of fear
>i flush the remaining fireworks down the toilet, then ditch the lighter i had in the dumpster next to it
>soon enough around 5 firetrucks show up, contain the fire as it has reached the boundary of the campsite, touching the only road into the area
>as they contain the fire, i tell my cousin that followed me that if he kept silent, I'd buy him a nintendo DS, he agrees
>police start questioning everyone, i get called up to them as I was the one that gave attention to the fire
>i told police that a spark from a powerline (where i lit it was under a powerline) triggered it
>they ask more then leave, talking about an investigation or something

will cont.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 12:56:51 No.3406605 Report

Quoted By:

>>3406566
>eventually, fire is contained, I;'m acting very suspicious
>we go home, i try to play everything cool but my dad read through my pitiful facade
>little cousin also told his dad, who wanted to turn me into the cops for doing that
>bout a day after returning home, my dad takes me to the park and instead of some kind of ass whooping or other retaliatory action for the fire, he just breaks down and cries for me
>says he and my mom were so concerned about me (i was going through some weird militant airshit/metalfag phase)
>I break down too, greatest emotional thing I've had, I just let out all that troubled me
>after, he gives me my punishment
>he decides not to tell the cops, but just punishes me instead
>at first its just taking away all my violent vidya, but i trade that for getting rid of my airshit
>mfw i committed arson on state property and the only punishment i had was losing some walmart airshit

Needless to say, I still picture nearly burning half my family and I hate remembering this. After that I could never deal with fire like it was nothing, and that scared the fuck out of me and stopped me from going any further on some whiny emo/metalfag phase

andhere's the kicker... the cousin that I promised a DS in exchange for not telling on me, who then told on me came to my house and went into my room as I was there, and this is what he asked me
>So am I still getting that DS?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 13:04:39 No.3406656 Report

Quoted By:

Suddenly, being a semi shut in doesn't seem that bad anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 13:09:13 No.3406696 Report

Quoted By: >>3406699

I get scared by dumb shit.

I've been assaulted, and some guy once started to hit my car from behind yelling bad words and shooting to the sky.

But I've never been as scared and anxious as stressed as I was in fucking middle school.

It literally makes no sense.

I was a happy lucky going kid with my stupid dumb 5 bros that used to talk about vidya and did dumb shit in street and we loved to make awkward stages in purpose with people we knew.

Anyways, In 9th grade friends weeren't in my same group, everyone changed groups.

So I thought I might get new friends. (I was friends with them for all the fucking 9 years, bros 4 lyfe, still chill with them, the problem is that we work only if we are all together. We are all kinds of fucked up and we get bitter if there are just 3 or two together).

And so, it opened my eyes and I started to go through reality. I realized people is fucking closed as fuck and my opinions and way of enjoying life weren't aprobed by the media or the douches. 6 fucking idiots make fun of literally everything I said.

When talking with others, I acted like a maniac, was sincere as fuck but and a high pitched voice. i was rlly matuer for mai age (Nah really, my teachers were bros with me, and we talked about politics all the time and shit). And those fucking 6 idiots started to make fun of my personality, of my way of seeing life, making all that just something to make fun of. My critics, my funkyness, (cont)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 13:09:45 No.3406699 Report

Quoted By:

>>3406696
well, it went all to the point that I stopped going to school for terror. Everything I said was repeated by those faggots. They moved like me. They talked about stupid shit just to make me talk and do "My act".

So changed schools and learned to be a fucking normal faggot without self esteem. I had everything before that.

Later, I found out they were trying to be friends with me all the time and they didn't want to be mean. And I was crazy as fuck. Anyways, I now know how to perfectly handle social shit thanks to that. Maybe it was hormones or something like that I dunno, but I don't remember anything as frightening as those fucking days.

Also learned that everyone in that school thought I was a genius, and really respected me. And when I stopped going everyone started to spread rumors of how I went to go to the mountains, or went to the psychiatrist.

Shit was weird.

English is not my first language by the way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 13:18:50 No.3406756 Report

Quoted By:

>>3394968
Bro, I'm >black and I'm seriously fucking raging so hard that this shit happened to you, I usually just think people are fucking brain dead for calling people niggers, but this is one of the few cases I don't think that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 16:26:26 No.3408017 Report

Quoted By:

>>3406310
this gave me shivers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 17:12:16 No.3408261 Report

Quoted By: >>3408343

> Spending my summer holidays in Mallorca, Spain (my family lives there)
> My mum and I are in the car, driving towards a restaurant.
> ETA (Basque terrorist organisation) has set off a car bomb in the area we're heading to, but we have no idea at the time.
> Our car has a Basque license plate (we're originally from there).
> Cops are looking for cars with Basque license plates as they think that's what the terrorists would be driving
> As we approach a roundabout, a white car with one of those removable emergency lights overtakes us at about 90km/h, and halts about 1 metre ahead of our car.
> Two special operation cops come racing out of the car, point guns at my mum and I
> Almost shit myself
> Pull down window
> Cop asks for our ID cards
> Asks if we live in Mallorca
> Seems satisfied with our answers, but psyched as hell because two of his co-workers have just been killed in a terrorist attack
> They eventually drive away and let us go
> everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 17:26:04 No.3408343 Report

Quoted By:

>>3408261
And here's another one

> 15 years old, going through a very political, anarchist phase
> Often meet up with my mates at night and go around spraypainting political slogans
> One of those nights, we split into 2 groups. I go one way with my best mate, the other two go the other way
> We plan to meet up again 30 minutes later
> 30 minutes pass, the other guys are nowhere to be found.
> Hear police sirens
> Oh shitshitshitshit
> Run home, lock the door
> 15 minutes later, the doorbell rings
> Open door: two cops and my 2 mates
> They have no proof that I did anything, but the other two guys were caught in the act, so they're taken to the police station
> The dad of one of the guys who were arrested goes mental.
> Rings my parents to tell them what happened at 3 am, waking them up.
> Parents talk to me: "it's okay, anon, at least you're passionate about something. Plus you were spraypainting on abandoned buildings, so who cares?"

So much respect, mum and dad. All my mates' parents went completely mental but they were cool. In the end nothing happened because no one pressed charges. But that night was fucking scary

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