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>finally get my masters in advertising, marketing and PR >been working for 4 years at a shit tier basically minimum wage job >beg a successful friend to recommend me for an executive job at a prestigious firm >he reluctantly agrees >anon, I've talked to the guy, he says they're not hiring at all at the moment, but if I think you've got *it* and can be an asset to the firm, he wouldn't want to lose that, so I gave him my word you're talented and have tons of potential, he's one of my most important clients, DON'T FUCK THIS UP >never miss a day, always staying late, doing more than my fair share, being all around excellent at everything >never even talked to the boss ever since he welcomed me on my first day >boss takes the most promising guys to a long weekend of hunting and fishing while staying on his yacht >I get invited as well (the youngest, most inexprienced guy in the group) >they all know each other, I don't know them, complete outside, don't know shit about yacht, but can fish like a boss >throughout the trip he takes each of us to talk privately >first guy he talks to tells us the CEO (our direct boss is the CCO) will be joining the board of trusties, meaning our boss will be promoted to be the CEO, and one of us will most likely be the new CCO >first guy didn't share more than that, saying he's been told not to (which I found to be retarded, but w\e) >first day goes by, he's talked to everyone except for me (had 4 other possible CCOs with me there), getting late, everyone's retired to their own rooms, I just assume he didn't have the time for me (though I was really thinking he just took me along since I show promise, but I don't have enough exprience for the job, eitherthat or he just wanted to fill up all the 5 extra rooms in his yacht) >"Anon, come up here", I get up to the deck from my room" (1/?)
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>>3983991 >see my boss lying on a couple of blankets looking at the stars, he seems ridiculously and -official- all the time, the contrast made him like a teenage girl lying on a picnic blanket on a hill (or something) >I walk towards him, he nods as though telling me to lie down next to him >we look at the stars and he starts talking about life and talked about some philosophical analogy where all we do is play monopoly and someday (i.e when you die) it all goes back in the box(!!!) "all those railsways, and hotels, all that money goes back in the box" talks about how I better know what I wanna do with my life, and just because I'm young doesn't mean I should be wasting my life away thinking I've got time to consider all my options bla bla bla bla bla >I nod and react and everything as though I care, and I'm fairly certain he believed it, "come with me" >we go into his room, everything inside looks expensive as fuck, there are a couple of small chairs with a bottle of scotch on a small table between them, but instead he sits on the bed >taps on the bed on a spot next to him, telling me to sit >I do >"I know you're not married, you got a girlfriend anon?" tfw no gf >"nah, very single"kissless virgin (2/?)
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>>3984010 >"good, this job doesn't fit married men, I'll be honest with ya anon, I like you. I think you'll make a good CCo. yeah you're as green as they come, but that's ok, you'll me yelling at you 24/7 whether you've been working for 40 years and whether you've been working for 4, and you'll have my guidance. I'm not looking for exprience, I'm looking for someone that feels right, someone other people enjoy working with, someone that has a good vibe, someone who has *it* (he loves using *it*), and I think you're that guy. I don't need you to be intimidating or distant, that's what I'll be there for, you'll be the boss, but at the end of the day, everyone knows who's really ordering them around, and you can always blame me when people need to stay up late or miss christmas" >thank you, sir, I know I'm not exprienced, but I'm sure that I'll learn all I need to know on the job, with you as a mentor I have no doubt I can handle it" >"don't be a kissass anon" he smiles at me, first time I've seen him smile. "don't get me wrong, I'm considering you only becuase I have no alternatives, X is old and outdated, Y is a greedy jew who'll be after my job the second he'll get promoted, and Z is just here so they won't say I took 4 white males with me" >his honesty was suprising so I laughed, and he did too, and suddenly I realized what it's like to talk to the boss without the awkwardness of being in different positions in the way >"I want this to be clear Anon, this is not a work conversation. I am not your boss right now, and you are not my employee, this has nothing to do with your contract, and it doesn't have anything to do with the office what so ever, this is us as friends" >this man is someone you wanna be friends, I nod happily (3/?)
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>>3984010 >"I know you're not married, you got a girlfriend anon?" This can't possibly be going anywhere good.
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>>3984017 >"as a friend, what I'm about to tell you is between you and me, and you and me only, the other guys out there, or anyone else for that matter, won't know about it" >*expect to hear about a company crisis* >"you see anon, you're and fun and energetic, and I'm sure people would love working for you, but instead of promoting you I could just hire a black woman to score points with the board, maybe use her a bit as the face of the firm, one with lots of exprience, that wouldn't need my guidance, and would let me sleep in my corner office on my executive chair. but that doesn't need to be the case" >*feel the job slipping away* >if I'm going to be your guide in the corporate world, I need to know you've got what it takes to make it, that you WANT this job, do anything you've got to get it, bring it your all. And I need to know I'll have fun working with you" >"anything sir, this job means the world to me" (6 time more than what I currently make, mind) >"stop with the sir crap, call me john" >"Aight, John, this job is everything I want, it's the world I wanna take part in, it's what I want to do, It's the life I want for myself and I'm sure I'll be an asset to you" >"I'm sure you will, anon, if you'll use your talents, and let me guide you" >he puts his hand on my face and makes a hand gesture as though he's moving my hair from my eye to behind my ear, even though there was no hair to move >*AWKWARD* >*silence lingers* Anonymous
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>>3984024 >puts his hand on my thigh >oh god, this IS what he wants >*act dumb* >"don't act dumb anon, you what this is" >no idea what to do at this point, I guess I could bring myself to suck a dick if that means getting my dream job *yeah, I can do this, this is worth it* first sex act would be sucking a dick.... yeah ok... not necessarily worth it, but I'm desperate >no time to think, he takes my hand and puts it on his crotch >*genius plan* >I take my pants off, and he seems to be happy I'm into it >take my time taking my shoes and socks off >he tells me to take off my shirt >I do >in my shorts >on my knees >he stands up and his crotch his in my face >"you won't get it that easily. convine me you deserve it" >-oh great, he's a pervert too- >no idea how to talk dirty to men or women for that matter >start gently biting his dick through his pants thank you porn >he's into it, starts shoving my head into his pants, I don't mind too much, trying to be somewhere else, just get through it >was gonna take off his pants >he stops my hands >used my teeth >he sits back down with his undies on >try to take his undies off with my teeth >he won't let me >go back to nibbling at his dick >self-awareness level rising, I'm nibbling at a dick, what the FUCK am I doing, this isn't worth it, FUCK this shit (5/?)
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>>3984031 >be lowly and weak and keep going >try to take the undies off again >"beg for it" >OHFORFUCKSAKE >"please. please let me see your glorious cock, I need it, please" >tried to be somewhat moan-y when I said it, I'm sure it came across as fucking autistic >he takes off his undies, his dick pops out >not even a milisecond to think and he already shoved it up my throat >he grunts and takes it out >"worship it" >wasn't sure what that includes so I just licked the tip for ages >the taste was becoming more and more unbearable, and my self-hatred was growing >he moves his dick back with his hand, showing me his balls, telling me to suck them >ohgodtheawfultaste >sucking his balls, every second that passes he starts grunting harder and I start feeling vomit rising >"make me cum" >one hand on balls, one hand holding shaft, mouth on tip THANK YOU porn >trying to multitask without seeming autistic >he starting grunting hard and thrusting into my throat >thrusts getting harder and longer >isn't enough for him >grabs my head with his hands and shoved his dick ballsdeep >gag like hell, teary eyed, he seemed to like me not enjoying it (6/?)
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>>3984029 Sure as hell didn't.
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>>3984048 >won't take his dick out or release my head for a good 2 minutes of hard thrusts >tears down my cheeks, trying to push him backwithout being too aggressive >he takes his dick out >I take a deep breath >"open your mouth, don't swallow" >was gonna close it before he cums, thinking he'll assume it's an *instinct* >he starts jerking off over my head >I'm in despair at this point >before he cums he puts his tip inside my mouth >he cums on my tongue >FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK could feel it moving around in my mouth, disgusting nd warm with an awful texture >he repeats "don't swallow" >was obviously gonna spit it out but he told me not to either >starts kissing me my first kiss >puts his tongue in my mouth and moves the cum around >I don't push him back (thinking the worst part is behind me) >he moves back a bit, strings of cum form between our lips >"put your tongue out" >I did, could feel there's lots of cum on it still >he licks it all off, tried not to, but ended up showing a completely disgusted face >forced a smile and headed towards my pants, and my strategically place phone that's been filming the whole thing see: genius plan >he *jumps on me* without saying anything >was afraid he noticed the phone when he knocked me on the floor (7/?)
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inb4 bel-air bloxxx
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>>3984057 >took my shorts off stopped worrying about the phone at this point >phone is in my hand, still recording >he starts licking my asshole with the cum he had in his mouth, pushing it in >I would've felt more comfortable saying I was as disgusted when I was sucking him off, but man, that rimjob kinda felt good, with the exception of the slimy cum sensation >he was so into it he didn't even notice me positioning my phone so it's filming him shoving cum with his tongue up another man's ass >tried to let myself go while he licks >he stops after about 10 minutes of tongue exercise >*not gonna say anything until he does* >instead of saying anything he rams his dick into me >I shout loudly enough for the entire yach to hear >he puts his hand on my mouth >random, who I assume just wanted to interrupt the 1 on 1 time knocked on the door and asked if everything's ok (it was getting late too) >hand still on my mouth, I try to mumble something, not sure what I could've said really, HELP I guess >John says everything's fine, anon was just overwhelmed by my offer >after being gentle while rimming he went RAPEMODE while fucking me, I was genuinely trying to stop him >but between him being on me and already inside, to me secretly thinking it's already happened might as well get my job, I wasn't able get him off me >he could tell I'm trying to stop him, but after countering my resistance he said it'll all be worth it >he starts ramming >harder and harder every time, I start screaming through his hand as he grunts >locked both my arms with one hand, used the other pull my hair back >got all the way inside, couldn't hold it in, start crying silently >stays balls deep inside, not ramming anymore (8/?)
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>>3984071 >"try to move away, if you manage to I won't cum inside you" >try all I can to get him off me >ended up with me squirming around for his pleasure >the second I got my ass far enough from him so only the tip was still inside he'll just ram it all back in with a single hard thrust >grabbed my hair again >pulled with all his might while thrusting all the way in >his cock pulsating >could feel cum sprays in my insides >could feel the cum crawling around >try to move away, but even after cumming he won't pull out >sticks his dick all the way in, his cum now dripping, covering his dick inside me >"keep trying" >I try every possible tactic to get him out, but nothing works >after a good 20 minutes of cum dripping on his expensive floor, some blood and shit mixed up with it, his dick got soft enough for me to get away >he tells me the job is mine, congratulates me and pats me on the back as though he didn't just rape me >"Thank you, sir" as though he didn't JUST RAPE ME >put on my clothes quickly, take my phone and get the fuck out of there >monday morning he announced I'll be the new CCO >the genius plan was supposed to be me having a secret weapon against my boss (just in case) >but after the whole anal rape thing, it's changed (9/?)
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>>3984093 >rented a room at an expensive hotel and prepared all I needed >invited him for lunch as a thank you for giving me the job >he gladly agreed (I honestly think in his messed up world he thought I'll want him to fuck me again) >talk about the office and other random stuff, about the "world of corporations" >told him there's something important I need to discuss with him, and I'd rather do it in the hotel room than here >he agrees >there are chairs, but I sit on the bed, with a hand gesture instructing him to do the same >he does >I press play >he sees himself with a mouthful of cum licking a man's ass >"well, what do you want anon, money? the CCO job is already yours" >"I wonder what your wife will think of this video... and your kids, you said one of them is almost my age, right? I bet he'll find this interesting. and the board, the board will LOVE this" >get to it Anon, I want that tape, what do you want for it?" >"I just want you for the day, be mine for the day" >"done, let me just make a call" >he calls his assistant and tells him to cancel all his meetings for the day >I recognized his type at this point, I don't think he isn't even all that into guys, he just gets off on dominating, and so... >"on your knees, bitch" >he seemed shocked, looking him dead in the eyes expecting him to do as I say >he gets on his knees, as though he's playing alon with me >I stand up with my crotch in his face >he reluctantly starts taking my pants off (10/?)
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>>3984104 >"Prove to me you deserve it" >he barely hides an arrogant sigh >starts nibbling at my dick through his pants >he doesn't seem enthusiastic at all >shove his face in my pants forcefully >he's having a hard time breathing, but I don't sotp >take out my bag of goodies >get a hollow gag out (allows to shove your in someone's mouth without the teeth getting in the way) >put it on him while he semi-resists >"lie on the bed" >got him to lie on his back with his head hanging at the side of the bed >shoved my dick in his mouth >started facefucking him with my balls bumping into his eyes >he gags hard, suddenly realizing it's not gonna be as easy as he thought >foam starting coming out of his mouth, tears everywhere >could tell he'll be running away when I'm, so before I cum I get him to lie properly on the bed and tie his hands, he wasn't as resistant as I thought he'll be, though the video of him licking my ass was on loop, in the background, so that might have had something to do with it >I take the gag off >"beg for my cum" >he isn't into it, he's saying playing, but isn't really begging, he's tied to the bed at this point so I feel extraordinarily powerful >I slap him >BEG FOR MY CUM, SLUT >power rush >he starts begging properly >"I'll let you choose, do you want it to fill your throat or cover your face?" (11/?)
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>>3984110 >"on my face" >"wrong choice" >put my dick inside him, no gag on, but he's tied up so it's not like there's much he can do >thrust all the way inside as he gags loudly >pull out, put just the tip in and cum on the tip of his tongue >"open your mouth" >could my cum filling his entire mouth, he couldn't swallow with his mouth open "don't you dare spit a drop, and don't you dare close your mouth" >for at least 5 minutes we sat there, his cum-filled mouth open, could see the cum slowly moving around, creating a sticky liquid with his spit >"my cock needs cleaning" >like a bitch he starts licking my dick clean >gotta piss >wasn't planning on it but I figured I might as well >got the mouth gag on >put the tip in >started peeing >he starts squirming and moving away, but he couldn't do anything, his eyes opened up and got all red, he had no idea I was just getting started. that rape was the only sex I've ever had, revenge was needed, and I wasn't fulfilled with just filling him with piss and cum >tied up his legs for a comfortable penetration position >forcefully spread his buttcheeks with my hands until he starting grunting from pain just from the stretching >figure that's stretched enough (12/?)
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>>3984118 >tried to fuck him >it just won't fit >I keep on trying, but at some point it just starts hurting my dick >oh well, gonna change the order of things >open the bathroom door >bring my Husky into the room (was a pain getting him in the room, but I ninjad him in) >put a huge gagring on his face so it'll fit my husky >positioned him so his dick was right in John's face >he's shocked, crying for me to free him, saying he'll do anything, saying he's sorry >I didn't care, I wanted revenge. >no matter how much I aimed him to it, my husky wouldn't thrust into his mouth >grabbed his dickcock with my hand and put it through the game >suddenly he starts thrusting like a champ >he gets into it >know he's about to have his knot swollen >position him so he'll penetrate his ass >appearantly his cock isn't as sensitive as mine cause he jammed it in like a boss >john started screaming much too loudly, telling for help and mercy >instead of taping his mouth I put the proper ringgag on and shoved my dick in as a silencer >as he grunts his tongue moves around on my dick >told him not to lick my dick (while it was in his mouth, mind) >he couldn't help it as he grunted >and everytime he licked it I slapped his face >feel satisfied with every slap >while he gets pounded by my husky I take some bleach out of the bag and pour it on his balls >his entire face is red >put a small "thingy" I got in a shop up his urethra >sat on his chest and watched joyfully as he was suffering (13/?)
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>>3984126 >dog starts grunting hard >could see a few moments later by john's face that he's been filled with dog cum >2 minutes later my husky pulls out, looking exhuasted >took my dick out of his mouth >"PLEASE PLEASE I'M SORRY I'M SO SORRY, PLEAST LET ME GO" >examined his anus, it's red, swollen, bleeding and oozing cum, definitely permanent damage tehre >touched it *gently* with my finger, he starts screaming in agony "perfect" >shoved my dick in the mess that used to be his anus >he's SCREAMING, I've never heard anyone scream that hard before >taped his mouth >started ramming his ass >feeling blood gushing away from it with every thrust >pulling out and jamming all the way in, pulling out and jamming all the way in using painful, fast thrusts >noticed his balls are now deep red in color, and the thingy up the dick made my cringe just by looking at it, but it didn't stop me from ramming his ass violently >starting slapping him some more while fucking him for the added pleasure >15 minutes of ballsdeep thrusting and a bucket of tears later >took off the tape >put on the gag >put my blood covered dick in his mouth >he threw up with my dick still inside his mouth, blocking the passage, he swallows the vomit back >I keep on thrusting, pushing back some of the vomit >pull my dick out >start slapping his face my dick >with every slap he grunts as though his pride is more sensitive than his mutilated anus >can tell the humiliation hurts him deeply >keep on doing it until he stops grunting and looks me in the eyes, can see something break in him >*perfect moment* >shoved my dick up his ass in a strong single thrust >he starts moaning and crying like a bitch, his body squirming around in pain >cum loads inside >his insides are completley full with blood and semen at this point (14/?)
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you'd better be copypasting that as fast as im reading. MOAR!
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>>3984137 >liquids constantly oozing out after I pulled out, put a small bowl under his ass >he started fading in and out of conciousness >sprayed some water on his face >few minutes later he's back completely >seems like my husky is ready for round 2 >got the large gag on >he's begging me to stop, but I still don't give a flying fuck >get the dogdick in his mouth >decided I'll let him hump his mouth while I fuck his ass >husky was very much into it >noticed his knot completley closing up his mouth, forcing him to take long loud breathes from his nose >husky pumping his throat, while I pump his sore ass >could the sore blood vessels inside and all the blood, the glorious blood, the bowl starts filling up with everything thrust I make >I cum inside with the force of a thousand suns >he looked into my eyes when I did, and I smiled *he could feel the cum* >husky is about to finish too, grunting hard >he starts choking and squirming, could tell he's overwhelmed and tormented >husky pulls out a minute after his entire mouth filled with cum >he tries to spit all the remaining cum in his mouth, but the gag won't let him >took the bowl filled with semen and blood >slowly let it all drop through the gag >he tries moving the head away, but I don't let him >he tried to spit it out, but he can't >swallows it all like a boss >vomits through the gag >most if he ends up swallowing back >I take off the gag >uncuff him (15/?)
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>>3984146 >he tries to run but I pin him down >I sit on the floor and have him sit on my dick, it's torture for his injured ass >"you want the tape? you have 10 minutes to get off my dick, manage to do that, and it's yours" >I just sat there with 1 hand on his shoulder and 1 hand holding both his arms >the second he managed to lift himself up just enough for me to need to stretch my hand I'd shove his shoulder down, and with it, his entire body >basically had him ride my dick like a bitch >he starts begging me, not even crying for help at this point >he starts understanding he won't manage to get off my dick, but doesn't stop riding >"who's my bitch?" >I am >"who's my bitch?!" >I'm your bitch >"who's riding my cock like a little bitch?" >I'm you like a little bitch >he starts moaning in pain >he has no hair for me to pull so instead I held his neck tight >"that's right, you're my bitch" >held his throat tight while he rides my dick >he starts weeping like a 10 year old >"beg me to breed you" >the most genuine plea I've ever heard "please, cum inside me, please, I can't take it anymore, I need you to cum, please, cum, PLEASE" >I cum inside the pathetic bitch >"didn't make it in 10 minutes... do you still want the tape?" >"please let me go" >"do you want the tape?" >yes (16/?)
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>tfw you know some robot is fapping to this
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>>3984146 >"lie on the bed" >he does >open your mouth >he does, has no spirit left in him >I sit on top of his mouth, with my anus just above it >he starts licking me like the bitch he is >"stop licking me, bitch" >"beg me to shit into your mouth" >please... please don't... >"do you want the tape?" >"please... don't...." >"I wonder what the board would think of it... those are quite the rimming skills you've got after all" >....my mouth...I want your shit in it.... please >barely able to speak at this point, was all I needed though >I take a huge dump in his mouth >he tries to move away but I just sat on his face while shitting >"clean me" >he wipes my ass clean with his tongue >I gave him the tape, slap him around, tell him he's my bitch >this is a powerful, well connected man I'm dealing with, so within an hour I made sure to email him about how I -enjoyed- our meet up, and sent him an edited video of it, basically showing him begging me to do taboo sex acts with him >called him to let him know that if anythign happens to me the video will be published >he realized he's cornered >he's still my bitch >that feel when I don't work, I let him do my job for me >that when he's the CEO but he still comes to my office every single morning for a metting, which involves his throat and my dick >that feel when after he had an analreconstruction surgery I completely fucked up his ass, again that feel when now that I have a hole to cum into I'll probably never have vaginal intercourse 16/16
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>shit tier threads all day >suddenly glorious IRapedMyDadOnABoatGuy green text >my soul when
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I want to be apart of this thread
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>>3984093 why am i still reading
captcha: jorwan still
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>>3984031 >start gently biting his dick through his pants WHYBONER.png
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what the fuck op great story. 10/10.
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Boner pls stop. I'm not even gay.
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>tfw its getting harder and harder to call yourself straight after reading these why the 3 week gap between this and the last one IRapedMyDadOnABoatGuy? FAP MATERIAL, I NEED MOAR OF IT
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for the love of god someone PNG this shit
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10/10 brutal, depressing.. but strangely intruiging
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Oh my fucking lord.- That was... Wow.
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stopitboner.jpg you changed me arcanine, you changed me;_;
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must...not............fap.........best orgasm in weeks welp i guess its time to start watching gay porn
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Wow. What did I just read>mfw
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Can someone archive this shit?
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This is fucking glorious. And here I was expecting 'I worked hard and got a promotion, try it guys it's great.' Working hard is boring. Masturbating and animal sex are great.
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>oh a green text thread >(1/?) OUR SAVIOR HAS RETURNED3 fucking weeks of waiting
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>get to 6/? >bored with terrible gay erotica >scroll toward bottom >"holy fuck, this shit is still going?" >16/16 >mfw I would have used a reaction image but IT'S NOT ORIGINAL fuck you robot.
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/r/ing AlphaJocksinb4 robot shows his IRapedMyDadOnABoatGuy folder which is full of stories which he won't post
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>>3984425 >terrible gay erotica >terrible Anonymous
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Now I kind of sympathise a bit more with women who say "rape isn't about sex, it's about power." But they don't get, and that this story clearly demonstrates, is that power is sexy in itself. So rape is still about sexual gratification, it's just about sexual gratification through being in power.
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>>3984157 Or grinding. Fembots here too.
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dem silly robots mahnnn
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Dad we're not on the boat anymore!
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>>3984434 you were saying?
>wait 3 weeks >get a 4,000+ words green text expect the next green text to be posted in 2013 and for it to be a link to a 200 page pdf
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>>3984378 this, this needs to be done
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>>3984364 So....are those good for fapping?
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>>3984574 fapping related question in a gay sex greentext thread....
you sure you wanna go there?
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I hope this is real cause the win from this can be bottled and sold for millions!!!
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>>3984592 >hope this is real >IRapedMyDadOnABoatGuy greentext SHIGGY DIGGY DOO
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>>3984579 You're right...a question for another thread.
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greatest greentext I have ever read 10/10 saved fapped and will read again
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>>3984157 Duh, isn't that why we're not normalfags?
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>>3984048 >thank you porn >tfw you realize you're probably much better at sucking dicks than you are at cunnilingus Anonymous
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>>3984031 ohmy.jpg
>start gently biting his dick through his pants whyboner
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>scroll down and see all the posts TLfuckinDR
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>>3984542 oh god, post them all
am I the only who hasn't heard of IRapedMyDadOnABoatGuy until now Anonymous
>>3984861 missing the best greentext you'll ever read nigga
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>>3984861 >>3984881 Seconded.
this thread made my day.
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>Too long >Dogs? >Intro was wonderfully detailed I could almost feel like the CEO was a kind and fatherly, lel 7/10 for decent /b/ material in the future
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>>3985153 >plebians have plebian taste even in greentext Anonymous
Randomly came to this board from /g/ Anonymous Fri 05 Oct 2012 05:29:26 No. 3985166 Report Quoted By:
and never fucking returning again
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>>3984093 my boner knows no bounds
tfw i dont even bother to whyboner at this point Anonymous
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IRapedMyDadOnABoatGuy is my favourite person on the whole of 4chan can you take over when mootykins dies?
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I must be a part of this thread. Has it been archived yet?
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...No word can describe what i just read
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I am shocked and appalled. I was thoroughly disgusted throughout this entire story. Every image, skillfully rendered, sent bile up my throat and my face was twisted and cringing from the third part onward without respite. All in all, your execution was flawless and I assumed this story was a true one; the balance of realism and strange-but-not-too-strangeness came together to make an enthralling read that I could not bear to click away from. In all my eight years of perusing 4chan, I've never been so captivated by a user's tale. This story hearkens back to such mock accounts as "The War of The Worlds" radio drama, based on the works of H.G. Wells, in that your fiction assumed the guise of the typical communicative medium of your intended audience, much in the same manner that "The War of The Worlds" began as a series of radio news-bulletins. While many may criticize your work, it gives me personally great joy to praise this fantastic piece of great American fiction. You, sir, are a poet. I thank you, and eagerly await your next submission. Bravo. Rating: Five Stars out of Five
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Somehow I knew this would end up as some creepy sex story the moment I read:>"Anon, come up here", I get up to the deck from my room"
Anonymous
Disgusting Lot of faggots on 4chan apparently
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>>3987913 This robot reached the same conclusion.
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>>3987976 >shithole of the internet >faggots everywhere makes you wonder
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THANK YOU BASED GODplease no more 3 weeks breaks The Professor, AlphaJocks, and now this, requesting a return to incest!
Anonymous
>>3983991 >finally get my masters in advertising, marketing and PR kill yourself.
http://youtu.be/gDW_Hj2K0wo Anonymous
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You are very lucky I speed read and find you to be funny man OP. Otherwise I keel you.
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>>3983991 >but can fish like a boss There's more to it than sitting there and hoping the fish are hungry?
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>>3988588 I've never heard him before but I now know why edgy teens really love him.
Anonymous
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Cool story, OP. Now go ahead and post the video.
Anonymous
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Glorious. Simply glorious. Saved .png. I vote for archive.
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greatest greentext of all times 10/10
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>>3983991 This is so disgusting, but I read every single thing. Still super disgusting! I hope I never meet someone from /r9k/ in real life, you're all a bunch of sick faggots.
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this is... GLORIOUSI'm straight. really
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>>3989224 you sir, are sick.
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why can't i stop fapping to this?
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Holy shit 17 post story after 3 weeks. Was worth waiting for itI thought you left us ;_;
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I actually feel violated just reading this story. Fuck you OP, just fuck YOU. Why were I so drawn to this story, why couldn't I stop reading when it was obvious where the story were going, why did I read it until the very end? So many questions, I'm not ready for these strange feels.
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giving this a bump so other worthy robots can sit at the fire and listen to the powerful and evocative tales of IRapedMyDadOnABoatGuy
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>>3984126 >I take some bleach out of the bag and pour it on his balls >mfw Anonymous
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whyboner.jpg First shemales, now this. Tfw 4chan made me gay
Anonymous
>Self fulfillment and financial success stories THIS IS NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
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>>3990770 I guess he guessed wrong