Motivational thread.
This one is for you robots.
Coming all the way from /SOC/
Brought to you by /fit/

>Be one of dem "nice guys"
>Be havin no luck wit dem wymyns
>Join online dating site because "hurrr it works erryone is doing it"
>Get really fucking excited
>2 weeks go by a few views here an there , no messages.
>send torrents of messages to chicks , nobody answers
>Cry into my pillow for hours
>Wonder how bitches can be so fucking heartless.
>Decide to try something interesting
>Find hottest picture of a guy i could find
>Make a profile for him and write the douchiest retarded things I possibly can.
>hit create profile
>Vagina is being launched at my from all directions
>my proxies cannot hold back the flood of pussy juice.

This was the day that Bicepguy was born.
I will commence the dump that will not only entertain you.
But it will depress you , feels will be felt , and questions will be asked of the purity of women.
But what i hope bicepguy will do for you is inspire you , he inspired me to get fit and learn that bitches are only going to like you if you have a nice body and act like a sick cunt. Go to /fit/ after this thread and make 2013 the year you devestate pussy.

Commencing dump.