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>be last night
>getting drunk with sister (19, i'm 23)
>she starts getting angry/bitter/something
>she laughs and tells me about how she used to bug me all the time when she was little
>mentions how she was tricked into using the master ball on a fucking ditto by me
>we both laugh, probably awkward sexual tension
>then she gets sad and tells me that we should be close like we used to be before
>silence
>she gives me a kiss and looks at me in the eyes, sitting on my lap
>stare at her back, feel erection coming up
>push her off ("y-you should get some rest") and go to bed
>wake up, she tells me she doesn't remember anything even though I never asked if she remembered anything from last night

I'm pretty sure she's lying. What do I do. We've been roommates since she turned 18 and now it's gonna be awkward as shit.

I've fapped and came on her butt before when she was 14 in the bathroom