Guys, let me give you one invaluable life lesson -- chicks with long hair aren't all they're cracked up to be. Don't get me wrong! It's beautiful, it's oddly relaxing to brush, everything's there, but there's one unintended consequence that can arise.
I had an ex with long hair. One night we got it on, but I'll spare you the details. The issue didn't come up until the next morning. See, somehow during the night, a single strand of hair got wrapped around my junk. I'm talking, wrapped tight. I didn't realize this until I got up to go to the bathroom and hit the floor. Just by the swelling caused by spending a night with that much decreased circulation, I was worried that I'd have to go to the ER.
Just... Just a healthy warning.