Post a random image, and (if you feel like it) indicate which of the following women you would have as your wife, if you had to choose. If you want to explain why, that's great. If you want to just indicate a letter, that's fine. If you want to just post a random picture and not make a choice, that's fine too. BUT PLEASE POST A PICTURE. This is an image board, and that's really the point.

A) Cheating slut. She will sleep with everybody you know behind your back, seducing even people you never thought would betray you. She doesn't try very hard to cover it up, or maybe she's just really bad at it. Whatever the case, if you call her on it, she will tell you to mind you own business and keep right on doing what she's been doing. On the other hand, she is fantastic in bed. And in the shower. And on the table. And in the car. And in the store bathroom. She's always up for sex and will try almost any fetish you can think of, and probably enjoy it. She also genuinely loves you, while everybody else is just a fuck. That still doesn't change the fact that she slept with your sister the same night she sucked off your best friend, but maybe it helps. Oh, and you can't be intimate with anybody else or the marriage is over. She's weird that way.

B) Quadruple amputee. She can only lie there as you fuck her, but she's got a very dirty mouth and can pratically talk you to orgasm. And while she doesn't need it to get off, she enjoys rough sex and doesn't mind you knocking her around a little, face fucking her, violently pounding her ass, or just generally using her like your own personal fuck toy. If you want to share her with your friends, she'd be okay with that, but you can't have sex with anybody but her. She has a hot nurse that takes care of her, so you wouldn't be saddled with looking after her all the time. She's okay with you flirting with her nurse and might even let you kiss her occasionally, but nothing more.

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