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So, 2011 was a bit of a trip for me.. Got laid off, wife left me and burned my house down, 2 of my cats died...

2012 has perked up for me: Divorced my wife (quickie uncontested prison divorce), got a better job than I had before, met a couple of women that might be worth sticking with, about to close on my new place.

So, let's do this: Jordan Carver.

Don't bitch or ask for nudes, she doesn't do them. Will upload a bunch to Mediafire once I'm done.

Cheers ladies and gents.