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Amazing developments in the field of habitation on dry land:

http://www.terminalu.com/travel-news/worlds-tallest-broadcasting-tower-tokyo-sky-tree-to-open-observ
ation-decks-in-may/20250/

Benefits of living on the land:
- No need to withstand 9001 JiggaPascals of pressure
- Plenty of free land available. Literally tons of entire continent-sized areas that are largely uninhabited
- The Sahara desert can be terraformed for less effort than living at the bottom of the fucking sea
- No risk of drowning in your living room

Gee, with all these benefits, who WOULDN'T want to live the rest of their lives on this majestic and safe dry land?