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>Be 6 years old
>Pull a troublesome baby tooth out just before bedtime
>Time to see if the tooth fairy is real or not, I don't tell my parents about it and go to bed as per usual
>I slide the precious cargo into position underneath my pillow, toward to outer edge to make sure the tooth fairy won't have any excuses for missing it
>Next morning the tooth is still there and I call my parents out on this tooth fairy bullshit. They tell me I got up too early in the morning and she hasn't come around yet. I tell them to stop lying to me, and go back to bed in a huff.
>Mum comes in to my room about 20 minutes later and while talking to me, slides this shitty card she printed on our inkjet printer. It has a generic picture of a fairy on the front and "YOU MUST BELIEVE, TO RECEIVE" written on the inside in Comic Sans MS.
>I used the same card making program to print cards for my friends and recognized the graphic instantly and rightfully threw a tantrum. Mum stuck by the words of the tooth fairy and refused to pay up until I told her believed in the tooth fairy once again.
>The computer is already turned on, so it doesn't take long to open the card design program and look in recent documents to see a file named "STUART," created that very morning. It was the very same as the one under my pillow.
>Tantrum continued after my parents still refused to admit the tooth fairy is a lie, Dad tells me she (The Tooth Fairy) sent him an email of the card for him to print out since it's faster than snail mail.
>Internet hadn't been dialed in for Outlook Express to send/recieve emails since yesterday afternoon (well before the tooth became detached).
>Apparently emails from fairies arrive regardless of whether or not you're connected to the internet.